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Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2005, 04:52:52 AM

Last seen with a group of fellow Young Turks.

Very sad.

TGRR,
Isn't kidding, by the way.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Cain on September 19, 2005, 04:54:48 AM

How strange, I was hanging out with Polish people all summer.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2005, 04:56:56 AM

Quote from: CainHow strange, I was hanging out with Polish people all summer.

Apparently, you're lucky to be alive.

Poor Efrim...he's probably been eaten.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Cain on September 19, 2005, 04:57:51 AM

Or worse...married to a Polish woman with a beard and forced to drink potato vodka until his liver collapses.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2005, 04:59:33 AM

Quote from: CainOr worse...married to a Polish woman with a beard and forced to drink potato vodka until his liver collapses.

Naw. Efrim moves like a greased wombat, when it comes to dodging his conquests.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 19, 2005, 05:01:04 AM

probaly in the jungle somewhere routing out nazis who are trying to uncover the lost ark or arch or somethting.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2005, 05:01:49 AM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerprobaly in the jungle somewhere routing out nazis who are trying to uncover the lost ark or arch or somethting.

The jungles of Poland? (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/wtf.gif)

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 19, 2005, 05:04:36 AM

damn stright, he be all ip in dat biznatch fendin off boa contrictas and wild tiger zombies an sheeit.

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Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 19, 2005, 05:05:28 AM

er polish boa constrictors. nazi biowarfare and whatnot. very nasty.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2005, 05:06:27 AM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerer polish boa constrictors. nazi biowarfare and whatnot. very nasty.

:lol: Well, if there's ever a bastard that deserved it, it's Efrim.

Meanest fucking hippie on the planet.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 19, 2005, 05:07:45 AM

soem people are born die for your sins, others are born to kick nazi ass.
fate does not give a damn about pacifism or your nancy tree hugging reeefer addictions.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2005, 05:08:40 AM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagersoem people are born die for your sins, others are born to kick nazi ass.
fate does not give a damn about pacifism or your nancy tree hugging reeefer addictions.

Efrim vs Joachim Straeker.

Who wins?

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 19, 2005, 05:16:45 AM

efrim has jesus jr on his side, so by my word, so shall it be.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2005, 05:18:08 AM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerefrim has jesus jr on his side, so by my word, so shall it be.

So...how many divisions does Jesus have?

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 19, 2005, 05:19:50 AM

well generally the scientific community agrees ont he id, the ego and superego...

otherwise it's jsut speculation.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 19, 2005, 03:30:11 PM

he's probably on a secret mission trying to help the poor Poles recover the long-lost recipe for ice cubes.

8)

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2005, 01:11:09 AM

Quote from: East Coast Hustlehe's probably on a secret mission trying to help the poor Poles recover the long-lost recipe for ice cubes.

8)

Um, no, he's actually missing.

Title: it's chinatown kid.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 20, 2005, 03:36:07 AM

like i said, kicking nazi ass in teh jungle.

Title: Re: it's chinatown kid.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2005, 03:42:07 AM

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerlike i said, kicking nazi ass in teh jungle.

Hmmm...They have pirranha in Poland?

TGRR,
Certainly hopes so.

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Polan
Post by: Bella on September 20, 2005, 05:03:37 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerLast seen with a group of fellow Young Turks.

Very sad.

TGRR,
Isn't kidding, by the way.

:cry:
How long has he been missing?

:wrings hands:

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Polan
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2005, 05:06:46 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerLast seen with a group of fellow Young Turks.

Very sad.

TGRR,
Isn't kidding, by the way.
:cry:
How long has he been missing?

:wrings hands:

For about a week, apparently.

I'm sure he's fine. This isn't the first time he's disappeared with weird strangers.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Bella on September 20, 2005, 05:07:56 AM

Okay. Keep us posted, please.

Title: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2005, 05:11:42 AM

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay. Keep us posted, please.

Soon as I hear any more.

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2009, 11:11:23 PM

But he was never seen again. :cry:

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 19, 2009, 11:15:56 PM

His account shows activity last on August 20, 2008 - was his account hacked?

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2009, 11:17:47 PM

Quote from: fictionpuss on October 19, 2009, 11:15:56 PM
His account shows activity last on August 20, 2008 - was his account hacked?

Probably. He was eaten by Poles in 2005.

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Halfbaked1 on October 20, 2009, 08:33:35 AM

I work in a command center on 3rd shift, with a half Poll, half Irish guy. Should I be concerned? :?

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 20, 2009, 04:00:42 PM

Terrified, Poles are a shifty lot and we all know how the Irish are. Your coworker is a double threat.

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 05:14:41 PM

Quote from: Halfbaked1 on October 20, 2009, 08:33:35 AM
I work in a command center on 3rd shift, with a half Poll, half Irish guy. Should I be concerned? :?

What flowers do you want on your coffin?

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Halfbaked1 on October 21, 2009, 03:42:23 AM

I regret that I have but one life to give for the Lulz.

Title: Re: it's chinatown kid.
Post by: Ephenoir on November 01, 2009, 10:39:53 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2005, 03:42:07 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerlike i said, kicking nazi ass in teh jungle.

Hmmm...They have pirranha in Poland?

TGRR,
Certainly hopes so.

No. We don't have pirranha in Poland...

WIECZNY KWIAT WTADZA!

Title: Re: it's chinatown kid.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 01, 2009, 10:40:47 PM

Quote from: Ephenoir on November 01, 2009, 10:39:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2005, 03:42:07 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerlike i said, kicking nazi ass in teh jungle.

Hmmm...They have pirranha in Poland?

TGRR,
Certainly hopes so.

No. We don't have pirranha in Poland...

WIECZNY KWIAT WTADZA!

Quit with that French stuff!

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Ephenoir on November 02, 2009, 08:52:18 AM

French stuff? :lulz:

Title: Re: Oh, by the way, Efrim has been reported missing in Poland.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 02, 2009, 10:27:41 AM

Quote from: Ephenoir on November 02, 2009, 08:52:18 AM
French stuff? :lulz:

you can ROT13 it all you like, but you don't fool us, you little wino baguette.

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