It was revealed to me that I am a Control Freak. I suppose it is quite true. I must do everything, and have my hands in everything. I'm also a perfectionist (this part I knew), nothing is ever good enough, except in rare cases, which always involve me taking care of the problem.
The tarot reader (who revealed to me my Control Freakishness, which I have checked against my friends, who all agree that I'm a Control Freak) told me something rather interesting, I need to hand my problems over to someone else, a higher power as it were. She was right. She told me I need to let my intuition/feelings guide me a bit more, my "logical" mind was getting in the way (can it really be logical if you're following it and it is a detriment?).
I figured, what the hell?, it can't hurt to give it a try. It worked. Strangely enough. Her advice (and infact, her synopsis of my life lately) was dead on. When I become disgruntled, I become less and less creative, the less creative (ie. the less poetry I can write...) I become the more disgruntled I become. It's a wonderful downward spiral that I was caught in.
So, I handed over my problems to someone else. Not sure who. I closed my eyes and said, "Hey, you over there, you can have all these, I don't need them." And, they were gone. I don't have to have my problems. They aren't required. It was one more way I was trying to control my life by saying "I must have problems to define myself by."
I feel better. I don't have to have problems anymore.
Thank you.
So, when did you become a Subgenius? :lol:
Don't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:
I'm supposed to take them back? THat wasn't part of the contract.
And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:
I'm supposed to take them back? THat wasn't part of the contract.
And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?
I'm not sure that can be properly explained. You just ARE.
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:
I'm supposed to take them back? THat wasn't part of the contract.
And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?
You're not supposed to, but you will :lol:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:
I'm supposed to take them back? THat wasn't part of the contract.
And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?
You're not supposed to, but you will :lol:
That's what denial is for.
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:
I'm supposed to take them back? THat wasn't part of the contract.
And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?
You're not supposed to, but you will :lol:
That's what scotch is for.
Fixed that for you.
Yes please!
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokI'm also a perfectionist (this part I knew)
Wow, you really suck at being a perfectionist. Just sayin. :wink:
Quote from:  Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokI'm also a perfectionist (this part I knew)
Wow, you really suck at being a perfectionist. Just sayin. :wink:
I am a perfectionist at sucking cock, though. But, I don't think your tiny wanker deserves my...special talents.
:lol:
What talents are those? Writing piss poor rants and contracting herpies?
Once again you astound everyone with your originality and wit, penis jokes? Nice. Lemme know when you get around to that list I sent you. :wink:
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Once again you astound everyone with your originality and wit, penis jokes? Nice. Lemme know when you get around to that list I sent you. :wink:
Obviously you've never had a gay man suck your cock. You really should try it sometime, it's much better then any woman could be.
And, my love, Penis jokes are my life. Penis is the greatest thing in the world. Well, along with Chocolate and Ginger Beer (and, chocolate containing ginger).
Piss poor rants? Where? You're the one that obviously likes to read them, since you're dragging the oldies-but-goodies up from the bottem. I geuss this just gives everyone a second chance to read them.
Once again,
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You, know I think I'll agree with Eldora here, he is rather cute.
I think next time you might try to be more origonal though (since that seems to be one of the things that's so important to you).
And...Fnordie, you seem to be slowing down. Without Roger around you seem to have lost your nerve? Are you the kid in school that would only steal other kid's lunch money if you had 3 of your buddies around and the kid-getting-stolen-from was 2 grades younger then you, really short, and now has a life?
Yeah, because Roger is totally involved in this.
For the umptenth millionth time:
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I was wondering about that myself.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from:  Yeah, because Roger is totally involved in this.
I was wondering about that myself.
That's only because The Mgt is on...
Trolling with your friends, it's not just fun, it's the best way to be a bully!
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from:  Yeah, because Roger is totally involved in this.
I was wondering about that myself.
That's only because The Mgt is on...
Trolling with your friends, it's not just fun, it's the best way to be a bully!
Why would Mgt have anything to do with it?
No, it's because you don't matter.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from:  Yeah, because Roger is totally involved in this.
I was wondering about that myself.
That's only because The Mgt is on...
Trolling with your friends, it's not just fun, it's the best way to be a bully!
Why would Mgt have anything to do with it?
No, it's because you don't matter.
Ohh, no reason... *innocently looks at the groun grinning*
If I don't matter, why did you even take the time to tell me that?
Hey Zurtok; I've got an idea! Why don't you drag another person into this?
Also, try being gayer because how gay you are is directly proportionate to how cool you are.
You matter to me, Z :wink:
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Also, try being gayer because how gay you are is directly proportionate to how cool you are.
1) He was already in it, Fno
rdie. Your posts reak of his personality.
2) No, the gayer you are is directly proportionate to how much you scare the Mormons I live around. Of course, scaring mormons is cool so...I geuss being gay is proportional to being cool, but not directly. And, I'm only as gay as I want to be. But, it certainly seems to have the intended effect on you, my love.
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1) He was already in it, Fnordie. Your posts reak of his personality.
Nope. I already said all that I have to say. You guys can have all the fun you want, screeching at each other.
Leave me out of it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
1) He was already in it, Fnordie. Your posts reak of his personality.
Nope. I already said all that I have to say. You guys can have all the fun you want, screeching at each other.
Leave me out of it.
*looks around*
Roger, you're posting...right here...right now...or is this not you?
Methink you're here, so you're already in it.
TGRR does not play the innocent well.
:lol:
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
1) He was already in it, Fnordie. Your posts reak of his personality.
Nope. I already said all that I have to say. You guys can have all the fun you want, screeching at each other.
Leave me out of it.
*looks around*
Roger, you're posting...right here...right now...or is this not you?
Methink you're here, so you're already in it.
TGRR does not play the innocent well.
:lol:
This is me. And I've been trolled by FAR better.
You want to fuck the board up? Go ahead. But you're going to do it without my help.
HHTZ,
Is a fucking retard who apparently can't remember for more than 2 or 3 posts.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
1) He was already in it, Fnordie. Your posts reak of his personality.
Nope. I already said all that I have to say. You guys can have all the fun you want, screeching at each other.
Leave me out of it.
*looks around*
Roger, you're posting...right here...right now...or is this not you?
Methink you're here, so you're already in it.
TGRR does not play the innocent well.
:lol:
This is me. And I've been trolled by FAR better.
You want to fuck the board up? Go ahead. But you're going to do it without my help.
Yes, but were they as Gay? I figured I'd mention this since it's Fnordie's new schtick.
Never said I wanted to fuck up the board. It's Fnordie that said he was going to pull out all the stops on his trolling for awhile. Mostly it's been a rather fun bit of exercise.
You seemed to be helping him there for awhile Rog (or again, was that not you?), and then stopped and got all nice. Again, TGRR does not play the innocent well, all his "pure hate" seems to shine through.
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Never said I wanted to fuck up the board.
Well, it's what you are doing.
But don't let me stop your Holden Caulfield moment.
I'm out.
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Never said I wanted to fuck up the board.
Well, it's what you are doing.
But don't let me stop your Holden Caulfield moment.
I'm out.
Rog, maybe you just have short term memory loss, but I certainly recall you doing everything possible to fuck with people around here. Do not attempt to tell me that I am "destroying the board' because, hunny child, I've been here long enough to see you try it. Don't underestimate the rest of the board and try to tell me that you're here to be our wonderful enlightened savior now.
Zurtok,
I find you to be entertaining with your over the top gay drag queen schtick, so you can entertain me as long as you like. I don't think your fucking up the boards at all. I think you're a nice kid trying to find your way, that's what I have always thought of you.
Who the hell said Zurtok was a drag queen?
You need to get your gay stereotypes straight, mary.
Quote from: LMNOWho the hell said Zurtok was a drag queen?
You need to get your gay stereotypes straight, mary.
Did he forget to tell you guys what he was wearing last night :shock:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: LMNOWho the hell said Zurtok was a drag queen?
You need to get your gay stereotypes straight, mary.
Did he forget to tell you guys what he was wearing last night :shock:
I don't get what the big deal is.
J Edgar Hoover was a tranny, after all.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: LMNOWho the hell said Zurtok was a drag queen?
You need to get your gay stereotypes straight, mary.
Did he forget to tell you guys what he was wearing last night :shock:
I don't get what the big deal is.
J Edgar Hoover was a tranny, after all.
Yeah, but his ass was no where near as sexy as mine is =P
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: LMNOWho the hell said Zurtok was a drag queen?
You need to get your gay stereotypes straight, mary.
Did he forget to tell you guys what he was wearing last night :shock:
I don't get what the big deal is.
J Edgar Hoover was a tranny, after all.
Yeah, but his ass was no where near as sexy as mine is =P
Whattaya mean "WAS"?
Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.