Blarg!
Look around for a pile of dead bodies. The man walking away with his head held high is a Real Discordian.
"Freedom is the bodies of your enemies at your feet." - Joseph T. Raschack
What's this?
I hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Unfortunately, it's clapping for Bob Dole, not TGRR :evil:
For whom the hand claps? It claps for Dole!
*claps for Roger*
Well, someone had to!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerand - if the slightest chance is offered - kill The Good Reverend Roger in cold blood.
What if we marry TGRR in cold blood?
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhat ISN'T Discordianism: Jabbering nonsense for its own sake
Oh. I guess the wedding's off...
*sob*
Quote from: TGRRnumerology for its own sake (we have Enron accountants for that),
Awesome.
It seems to me that the keywords in this rant are "for its own sake". The WHY does, indeed make a difference.
How did you find out about what the POEE used to do with Nixon's corpse?
I have been looking to back that rumor up with hard evidence for years.
Good job.
I don't know who can or would kill you though.
I would add that "Discordians don't drink to escape problems, they drink to create problems" but that may provoke outrage from the lighter elements. And I really don't want to smell anymore patchouli today.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCHow did you find out about what the POEE used to do with Nixon's corpse?
I have been looking to back that rumor up with hard evidence for years.
Good job.
I don't know who can or would kill you though.
I would add that "Discordians don't drink to escape problems, they drink to create problems" but that may provoke outrage from the lighter elements. And I really don't want to smell anymore patchouli today.
I think I have created more problems since I stopped drinking, but I am just ass backwards that way :twisted:
ps I hate patchouli :evil:
Once you start drinking, there is no way out....except to join 12step groups where they are afeared of last names.
I am using Nixon's corpse as a throw in my library.
Rog, fantastic stuff. And yoinked.
Discordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellDiscordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be
This is the wrong motorcycle.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellDiscordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be
this is not even a motorcycle.
this is a rollerblade, and it is most definitely the wrong one.
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Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellDiscordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be
This is the wrong motorcycle.
That is however a correct one. However Chaplin, it doesnt mean Discorianism isn't fluid, it doesn't change and isn't open to massive interpretation.
The Principia Discordia says that all claims to truth are right, wrong, meaningless, right and wrong, right and meaningless, wrong and meaningless, and right and wrong and meaningless. That sounds like "Discordian is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be" to me.
If you don't buy into the Principia Discordia, but still call yourself a Discordian, that seems even more like it.
by that logic, Dick Cheney, Hitler, Rupert Murdoch, and Martha Stewart could all be discordians.
despite the fact that, you know, they live to impose order on the world.
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Quote from: East Coast Hustleby that logic, Dick Cheney, Hitler, Rupert Murdoch, and Martha Stewart could all be discordians.
despite the fact that, you know, they live to impose order on the world.
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beat me to it. But then again, I've already said my piece on the subject a while ago.
Quote from: East Coast Hustleby that logic, Dick Cheney, Hitler, Rupert Murdoch, and Martha Stewart could all be discordians.
despite the fact that, you know, they live to impose order on the world.
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They're not Discordians because I doubt any of them ever heard the word "Discordian" and if they did, they wouldn't call themselves Discordian.
A Discordian is anyone who calls themselves a Discordian, in my opinion. You can be a Discordian and cool, and you can be a Discordian and a faggot. It doesn't mean you're a fake Discordian, it just means you're a faggot. (Nothing is "real")
Unless you're using the term "Discordian" to mean "enlightened" or "Discordian saint". That's a different story. Most of us probably wouldn't make it onto the list, because we're all faggots.
sorry, calling yourself a discordian does not make you a discordian any more than calling yourself a midget hooker makes you a midget hooker.
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Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellDiscordianism is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be
"Martha Stewart Discordianism"? :lol:
If that's true, Fonz, then Discordianism is utterly worthless.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellThe Principia Discordia says that all claims to truth are right, wrong, meaningless, right and wrong, right and meaningless, wrong and meaningless, and right and wrong and meaningless. That sounds like "Discordian is whatever the fuckhell you want it to be" to me.
If you don't buy into the Principia Discordia, but still call yourself a Discordian, that seems even more like it.
The PD is utter rot. The only thing it gave Discordianism is the
name.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
They're not Discordians because I doubt any of them ever heard the word "Discordian" and if they did, they wouldn't call themselves Discordian.
You just kinda blew right past the middle of the piece, didn't you?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Martha Stewart Discordianism"?
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It's good thing.
Quote from: unlike_someoneQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Martha Stewart Discordianism"?
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It's good thing.
Why do yuo hate Fat City?
Quote from: East Coast Hustleby that logic, Dick Cheney, Hitler, Rupert Murdoch, and Martha Stewart could all be discordians.
despite the fact that, you know, they live to impose order on the world.
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They can be considered Eristic Avatars however, since they did cause a lot of chaos unwittingly by their attempts to impose order. Just saying.
oh, I know...but those are two separate things...I believe somebody already covered it, but you can be a Discordian Saint without being a discordian.
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Quote from: East Coast Hustleoh, I know...but those are two separate things...I believe somebody already covered it, but you can be a Discordian Saint without being a discordian.
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Now just what did Martha Stewart really do to include her in a list with the others? She really doesn't fuck up much shit.
I believe she was a "useful example"
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: East Coast Hustleoh, I know...but those are two separate things...I believe somebody already covered it, but you can be a Discordian Saint without being a discordian.
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Now just what did Martha Stewart really do to include her in a list with the others? She really doesn't fuck up much shit.
you only say that becuase she doesn't own a summer home in your neck of the woods. she's at least as nasty and evil as everyone else on that list, she just weilds her influence in spheres other than the political.
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True that.
I am sure she is a nasty prat.
Maybe the Repubs are gearing her up to be the 2012 president.
Maybe it's time to move to New Zealand. It's about as far from Amurricuh as I can think.
she's a flat-out cunt, and that's a word I use VERY sparingly when talking about people.
as for NZ, I think if I knew anyone there I might be there already, but when I bail out I'm going to finally put my schooling to use and go to Russia where I have friends and a reasonable grasp of the language.
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Technically,you can call yourself anything you want.But can you get others to accept it?Or should you even care?
No one here(including me) really qualifies enough to say who is,or isn't,a "real discordian".Anyone who tries,is trying to do it out of a false sense of "authority". And unless some one pays my rent,buys my food,gives me sex,conforts me when i am down,or gives me weed,I don't recognize their "authority".I personally haven't considered myself a discordian for years.I once did,but I evovled into an erisian.And I really don't give a fuck who cares or not.Just saying.
There are as many types of discordians as their are discordians.And as discordians we have the right to resist any forms of generalization,catalogation,subjegation,folding,spindling or mutilation.
As a Child of Eris,if anyone wants to claim they are also a Child of Eris,then it is quite all right by me.I will consider them part of my family,and treat them the way they treat me.
Quote from: East Coast Hustleshe's a flat-out cunt, and that's a word I use VERY sparingly when talking about people.
as for NZ, I think if I knew anyone there I might be there already, but when I bail out I'm going to finally put my schooling to use and go to Russia where I have friends and a reasonable grasp of the language.
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Russian chics are hotties too.
Quote from: VerthaineTechnically,you can call yourself anything you want.But can you get others to accept it?Or should you even care?
No one here(including me) really qualifies enough to say who is,or isn't,a "real discordian".Anyone who tries,is trying to do it out of a false sense of "authority". And unless some one pays my rent,buys my food,gives me sex,conforts me when i am down,or gives me weed,I don't recognize their "authority".I personally haven't considered myself a discordian for years.I once did,but I evovled into an erisian.And I really don't give a fuck who cares or not.Just saying.
There are as many types of discordians as their are discordians.And as discordians we have the right to resist any forms of generalization,catalogation,subjegation,folding,spindling or mutilation.
As a Child of Eris,if anyone wants to claim they are also a Child of Eris,then it is quite all right by me.I will consider them part of my family,and treat them the way they treat me.
Here, here.
I used to call myself a Child of Eris but it got me in trouble with the mental health board. Nowadays, I only admit to it when being completely blindly drunk.
Quote from: Verthaine
There are as many types of discordians as their are discordians.
Then the word (and the idea) is utterly meaningless...mere sophistry.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: VerthaineTechnically,you can call yourself anything you want.But can you get others to accept it?Or should you even care?
No one here(including me) really qualifies enough to say who is,or isn't,a "real discordian".Anyone who tries,is trying to do it out of a false sense of "authority". And unless some one pays my rent,buys my food,gives me sex,conforts me when i am down,or gives me weed,I don't recognize their "authority".I personally haven't considered myself a discordian for years.I once did,but I evovled into an erisian.And I really don't give a fuck who cares or not.Just saying.
There are as many types of discordians as their are discordians.And as discordians we have the right to resist any forms of generalization,catalogation,subjegation,folding,spindling or mutilation.
As a Child of Eris,if anyone wants to claim they are also a Child of Eris,then it is quite all right by me.I will consider them part of my family,and treat them the way they treat me.
Here, here.
I used to call myself a Child of Eris but it got me in trouble with the mental health board. Nowadays, I only admit to it when being completely blindly drunk.
(Here is where I make as ass of myself.)
I also really like the ring of that phrase, but I find I can't use it. The meaning it was given in one of the recent Books (Metaclysmia, maybe?) just fits too well. I'm not afraid to believe what I'm reading when I agree with it.
(Come to think of it, didn't Verthaine write the article in question anyway?)
Quote from: ataraxiaQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: VerthaineTechnically,you can call yourself anything you want.But can you get others to accept it?Or should you even care?
No one here(including me) really qualifies enough to say who is,or isn't,a "real discordian".Anyone who tries,is trying to do it out of a false sense of "authority". And unless some one pays my rent,buys my food,gives me sex,conforts me when i am down,or gives me weed,I don't recognize their "authority".I personally haven't considered myself a discordian for years.I once did,but I evovled into an erisian.And I really don't give a fuck who cares or not.Just saying.
There are as many types of discordians as their are discordians.And as discordians we have the right to resist any forms of generalization,catalogation,subjegation,folding,spindling or mutilation.
As a Child of Eris,if anyone wants to claim they are also a Child of Eris,then it is quite all right by me.I will consider them part of my family,and treat them the way they treat me.
Here, here.
I used to call myself a Child of Eris but it got me in trouble with the mental health board. Nowadays, I only admit to it when being completely blindly drunk.
(Here is where I make as ass of myself.)
I also really like the ring of that phrase, but I find I can't use it. The meaning it was given in one of the recent Books (Metaclysmia, maybe?) just fits too well. I'm not afraid to believe what I'm reading when I agree with it.
(Come to think of it, didn't Verthaine write the article in question anyway?)
Um, no, I wrote it. Heresies I. It was included in the Metaclysmia later on (in its entirety).
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Verthaine
There are as many types of discordians as their are discordians.
Then the word (and the idea) is utterly meaningless...mere sophistry.
And your point is?
since when is discordianism supposed to
have meaning.If you wish it to have meaning,then give it meaning.If not,don't.
The P.D. is only the
opinion of Thornley and Hill.We are free to take of it what we will.We are also free to create our own wholey holey holy books(Book of Eris,Metaclysmia,The Illuminatus!Trilogy,etc.)
While I believe that their veiw of discordianism(and eris and chaos,etc) is valid,I also believe that mine is just as valid,that st.Hughs just as valid,and the TGRR's is just as valid.Doesn't mean we all have to agree on it.Nor should we.
I do agree with H and T's statement that we are all popes.No one has the right to force their veiws of the Goddess on anyone.The best we can hope for is to present our veiws as intelligently as we can,and let everyone else decide
for themselves whether or not they agree.
Let the wiccans desire to make their religion a legitamate,government recognized and sanctioned.I never needed anyone telling me wheter I am worshipping Eris the right way or not.If Goddess has a problem with the way I interact with her,she can let me know herself.And if anyone else has a problem with the way I interact with the Goddess,here's tWo words I have for them....
BLOW ME!!!!!
**** SELF-CENSORED ****
Verthaine's got the best response point.
Really it boils down to, do your own thing and fuck anyone else if they disapprove. Also "don't tread on me" and other silly phrases. Does this mean some Discordians - or Erisians - are the only remaining patriots in the USA today? If so, the country really is fucked. Since there are what? About a couple thousand of them?
No, the country is fucked because we're using the Roman's playbook. We should be using Bellichek's. Now that's partiotic. nyuk. nyuk. :lol:
Did you watch the last two games? I'd say, call up Charlie Weiss, ask for his playbook.
LMNO
-doesn't have high hopes for the Pats this year.
No, I agree. They're not even going to get close enough to where Venitieri can save the day.
::sniffle:
I blame the hole in Bruschi's heart.
nice to see you guys have such faith.
I hope you remember you said this when they win an unprecedented 3rd super bowl in a row.
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If they do, I will weep openly. Tears of joy.
But c'mon. if the pats play like they did last week, they're gonna lose to the browns, for chrissake..
remember a couple years ago when they got stomped 31-0 or whatever in the opening game against the Bills?
yeah.
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You mean right after Lawyer malloy got traded to them with a head full of Patriot's strategy?
Yeah, I remember.
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The Heresies are officially closed. No mas.
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Back to the topic. Are the Patriots Read Discordians?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?Back to the topic. Are the Patriots Read Discordians?
Real? Maybe, I've never been a patriot so I can never say. having been bounced around this planet by irrespponsible parenting at an early age, i find patriotism as an idea a bit odd. I can see why people do it, but its not for me. That said, some of the people on here are more patriotic than any idiot in politics in America right now. As for the UK, we dont need patriots. the common consensous over here is that the British are best anyway, so they dont need to say anything.
he's talking about the American Football team.
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Fuxx0r. I though this was that other debate. Teach me to go surfing on half a bottle of wine.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?Back to the topic. Are the Patriots Read Discordians?
Holy Jeebus!! I would like to buy an "L" Pat.
PORN CONE.
GAWDDAM!
I will laugh heartily when the Bengals knock them out of the playoffs this year
Quote from: DonkeyotayI will laugh heartily when the Bengals knock them out of the playoffs this year
Naw. Don;t hold your bref.