Im a kinda editor offa NOT LEGAL school newspaper near myself
we are lookin for art (looks at FNord and Noodle)
poems(looks at ELdora)
beer reviews (looks at herself)
RANTS (looks at rog and TCT)
and stuff that will generally piss folks off (looks at us all)
Horriblescopes (looks at bella)
Credit will be given
money will not
wanna help?
Please say yes
this paper is about to go under and I wannahelp
Quote from: MalaulIm a kinda editor offa NOT LEGAL school newspaper near myself
we are lookin for art (looks at   and Noodle)
poems(looks at ELdora)
beer reviews (looks at herself)
RANTS (looks at rog and TCT)
and stuff that will generally piss folks off (looks at us all)
Horriblescopes (looks at bella)
Credit will be given
money will not
wanna help?
Please say yes
this paper is about to go under and I wannahelp
Sure. What kinda rants do you want? Social? Political? What? SPEAK UP, WOMAN!11@
you can use anything of mine you like.
if you want easier access to soem of my less recent stuff, sign up at my forums and i'l give you access to teh stranging wayfarer( it's hidden while i pretend that my game clan will actually use them), but anything you'd like is yours to use,
i am sure gnimbley can help
if you like gnome shit that is
borrow anything you want from his web site
(same as mine, click the link in my sig)
if you need something else just ask
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: MalaulIm a kinda editor offa NOT LEGAL school newspaper near myself
we are lookin for art (looks at and Noodle)
poems(looks at ELdora)
beer reviews (looks at herself)
RANTS (looks at rog and TCT)
and stuff that will generally piss folks off (looks at us all)
Horriblescopes (looks at bella)
Credit will be given
money will not
wanna help?
Please say yes
this paper is about to go under and I wannahelp
I want em all Rog
Everylast one of em
Especially the YAhoo ones
the stories you have
one issue a week
Sure. What kinda rants do you want? Social? Political? What? SPEAK UP, WOMAN!11@
Quote from: Horab Fibslageryou can use anything of mine you like.
if you want easier access to soem of my less recent stuff, sign up at my forums and i'l give you access to teh stranging wayfarer( it's hidden while i pretend that my game clan will actually use them), but anything you'd like is yours to use,
sweet
Quote from: fluffy
i am sure gnimbley can help
if you like gnome shit that is
borrow anything you want from his web site
(same as mine, click the link in my sig)
if you need something else just ask
excellent
and there is no link in your sig as of the time of this post
oops
click on the www button
it used to take you to my artsy fartsy live journal
but now it goes to http://www.gnimbley.com
i think
THIS (http://www.hellskitchen.org/gdt/) is GDT
the paper Im trying to flesh out
See what I mean?
its very dull right now
all our old stuff is totally new to them
its so easy
jus tthink of the brains we can twist
also
i think i can safely say you can print anything hugh has posted
anytime anyone has asked he has said it's all copyleft and go ahead
Quote from: Malaul
I want em all Rog
Everylast one of em
Especially the YAhoo ones
the stories you have
one issue a week
Not the yahoos. Those are earmarked. Sermons are fair game, though.
I'll sort a few out that aren't date-dependent. When do you need the first one?
by this saturday
Quote from: Malaulby this saturday
K. Let me pick one out tomorrow night, and I'll link you to it...or better yet, I'll put it in word, and add all the italics, etc.
if you want anything on gnimbley's site reformatted
like for word or something
let me know
what kind of art do you want?
Quote from: MalaulTHIS (http://www.hellskitchen.org/gdt/) is GDT
the paper Im trying to flesh out
See what I mean?
its very dull right now
all our old stuff is totally new to them
its so easy
jus tthink of the brains we can twist
They really need to dump that "menu" style page.
BORING.
yeah
and they need to fix that broken link too
waht kind of art do you need?
Quote from: fluffy
yeah
and they need to fix that broken link too
Troof. The only thing worse than a "menu" style page is a BROKEN "menu" style page.
TGRR,
Knows what the freaks want.
I can throw in anything political or from OM etc, cause I'm not so fussed, I just want my name on it. Feel free to use as you want, all my stuff is for the copying.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: MalaulTHIS (http://www.hellskitchen.org/gdt/) is GDT
the paper Im trying to flesh out
See what I mean?
its very dull right now
all our old stuff is totally new to them
its so easy
jus tthink of the brains we can twist
They really need to dump that "menu" style page.
BORING.
2nd
http://www.hellskitchen.org/gdt/pdf/Volume32/03.Nantucket.pdf
thats the latest issue we put out
just last night actually
and again, this is why we need more stuff...
ALso ANyone wanna review a beer or wine?
give a nice lil 500 word write up
include age
style
food that might go nice with it...
price
can you order online?
Quote from: Malaulhttp://www.hellskitchen.org/gdt/pdf/Volume32/03.Nantucket.pdf
thats the latest issue we put out
just last night actually
and again, this is why we need more stuff...
ALso ANyone wanna review a beer or wine?
give a nice lil 500 word write up
include age
style
food that might go nice with it...
price
can you order online?
Dibs...
if it doesn'ty have to have anything you mentioned, and turn into to a ranting lament about why it sucks to have gastrtitis(that's what the doc called it) and not be able to drink beer as a ragign part time alcoholic, then i'll write it after work. a;los if you don't mind me chastizing your readers for beibng able to pursuse the hedonistic pleasures of the fleash that i am denied by virtue of my ailment.if i was a bitter drunk, i am an even more bitter sober.
I also have something I used to do for Lollipop Magazine (//www.lollipop.com) called the "Liquor Lecture". I'll send you over a couple of them, see what you think.
yeah
lmno would be great for the wine review
after all he is a drunk
er
expert on liquor
Hey, you gotta go with what you know...
and I know how to get drunk.
It's a skill, really.
Quote from: MalaulIm a kinda editor offa NOT LEGAL school newspaper near myself
we are lookin for art (looks at   and Noodle)
poems(looks at ELdora)
beer reviews (looks at herself)
RANTS (looks at rog and TCT)
and stuff that will generally piss folks off (looks at us all)
Horriblescopes (looks at bella)
Credit will be given
money will not
wanna help?
Please say yes
this paper is about to go under and I wannahelp
Wtf? What about me?
*pokes Malaul with a FORK*
FORK YOU
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/191048/2/fork.jpg)
THAT WASNT A VERY KNIFE THING TO DO
(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_6_15_2001_16_27_19/Butter_Knife.jpgA4526C16-92F4-459E-B9BB410FA0B7A808.jpgLarge.jpg)
M INSALTED
(http://www.cheshirecatantiques.com/images/rawhitsalt.jpg)
BY THIS PEPPERING OF ABUSE!!!
(http://www.cheshirecatantiques.com/images/mckwhtpep.jpg)
Now I'm hungry, dammit :evil:
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: MalaulIm a kinda editor offa NOT LEGAL school newspaper near myself
we are lookin for art (looks at and Noodle)
poems(looks at ELdora)
beer reviews (looks at herself)
RANTS (looks at rog and TCT)
and stuff that will generally piss folks off (looks at us all)
Horriblescopes (looks at bella)
Credit will be given
money will not
wanna help?
Please say yes
this paper is about to go under and I wannahelp
Wtf? What about me?
*pokes Malaul with a FORK*
We are all pretty good at doing stuff to piss people off, eh? Whether we are trying or not :shock: :roll: :evil:
Quote from: MalaulFORK YOU
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/191048/2/fork.jpg)
THAT WASNT A VERY KNIFE THING TO DO
(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_6_15_2001_16_27_19/Butter_Knife.jpgA4526C16-92F4-459E-B9BB410FA0B7A808.jpgLarge.jpg)
M INSALTED
(http://www.cheshirecatantiques.com/images/rawhitsalt.jpg)
BY THIS PEPPERING OF ABUSE!!!
(http://www.cheshirecatantiques.com/images/mckwhtpep.jpg)
Ha ha, very
punnyoh god, why am I encouraging it?
QuoteHa ha, very punny
oh god, why am I encouraging it?
It's a disease.
Quote from: frondoh god, why am I encouraging it?
Because we're incorrigible?
unfortunately mal, i'm feeling extreemly lazy.
so i'm not going to dig up anything i've done.
but since i'm feeling so lazy, good news:
you can steal anything i've ever written on the forums
that you can find.
as long as you mention that i do writing for hire, and can be contacted Via
these boards.
(before a judgement is passed, i tend to work better in general if i know there's money
in it. i.e. stuff on this forums, anywhere /= my best stuff.)
no money at all involved
if you only work for cash, this is not hte place for you
Quote from: Malaulno money at all involved
if you only work for cash, this is not hte place for you
When's the next one due, O Slavedriving Publisher person?
Quote from: Malaulno money at all involved
if you only work for cash, this is not hte place for you
erm, i caught that.
i meant that anything put in the mag...
oh nevermind. it's all copyleft for non-profeit and charitable causes.
this counts as a charitable cause. go for it mal.
the extra quip at the end of my post was for people who've negatively
criticized my work. c'est la vie.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Malaulno money at all involved
if you only work for cash, this is not hte place for you
When's the next one due, O Slavedriving Publisher person?
issues go out on wednesdays
get em in when ever you can and we shall do the rest...
Quote from: Prater Festwo
the extra quip at the end of my post was for people who've negatively
criticized my work. c'est la vie.
ooooooooooooooo
I thought you were saying somethign else
my bad
NEWEST ISSUE OUT (http://hellskitchen.org/gdt/pdf/Volume32/04.Upgrades.pdf)
lookslike LMNO's absynthe article got in
THey credited it at the top as GDT staff writers, o i guess youre Staff now LMNO
if your stuff didnt get in this time, there is always next week
IF YOU WANNA SEND STUFF TO GDT DO NOT SEND IT TO ME!!
it might get credtited to ME and not to YOU
DO NOT BE LAZY!!!
gdt@hellskitchen.org
Quote from: MalaulNEWEST ISSUE OUT (http://hellskitchen.org/gdt/pdf/Volume32/04.Upgrades.pdf)
lookslike LMNO's absynthe article got in
THey credited it at the top as GDT staff writers, o i guess youre Staff now LMNO
if your stuff didnt get in this time, there is always next week
Fuck that. I took time out of my schedule to rework that rant, and they didn't bother. Obviously, it was not up their high standards.
Fuck them. I don't have time for this. Permission for reprint
withdrawn.
Mal - LMNO's name appears at the bottom of the article....for great justice!
i'll see if i can spend some time on this later,
i've got some reading to do, and then some music notation...
but other than that, not much planned for tonight.
maybe i'll send them one of my incredibly misleading short stories.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: MalaulNEWEST ISSUE OUT (http://hellskitchen.org/gdt/pdf/Volume32/04.Upgrades.pdf)
lookslike LMNO's absynthe article got in
THey credited it at the top as GDT staff writers, o i guess youre Staff now LMNO
if your stuff didnt get in this time, there is always next week
Fuck that. I took time out of my schedule to rework that rant, and they didn't bother. Obviously, it was not up their high standards.
Fuck them. I don't have time for this. Permission for reprint withdrawn.
omg ROger lighten up!!
It will be in next weeks Im sure
you arent the only people sending things in
just calm down and wait
it was just fine for the paper
they just didnt have the space for it inthis one
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiMal - LMNO's name appears at the bottom of the article....for great justice!
this is did know
thanks Mang
if you guys send something and it doesnt make in into the next upcomming issue
pleaseeee realise it might be the next one or not at all. It has nothign to do with standards, its about space and time and money.
(The money to print this every week comes outta their and my backpockets)
try not to take it personally if they dont use your work
they have no idea who you are, so it CANT be personal
Also, Ive been informed that you cant use a pen name for legal reasons soooo
LMNO, Eldora and whom ever else still has stuff up for consideration - you gotta RESEND that stuff to the GDT e mail, with legal names
they cant use LMNO, Or Eldora Avalon.
(thats why you were used assa GDT staff writer L)
if you have sent something in and now for whatever reason want it pulled
E MAIL this to GDT staff, NOT ME
ok?
And if you wanna send something for consideration SEND IT TO THEM
not me
I think I confused a few folks by forwarding it via my e mail, they thought ti was stuff I had done
Thanks for those who sent stuff in, your patients is super appreaciated
gdt@hellskitchen.org
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: MalaulNEWEST ISSUE OUT (http://hellskitchen.org/gdt/pdf/Volume32/04.Upgrades.pdf)
lookslike LMNO's absynthe article got in
THey credited it at the top as GDT staff writers, o i guess youre Staff now LMNO
if your stuff didnt get in this time, there is always next week
Fuck that. I took time out of my schedule to rework that rant, and they didn't bother. Obviously, it was not up their high standards.
Fuck them. I don't have time for this. Permission for reprint withdrawn.
omg ROger lighten up!!
It will be in next weeks Im sure
you arent the only people sending things in
just calm down and wait
it was just fine for the paper
they just didnt have the space for it inthis one
Naw. Like I said, I don't want them using my shit. They can use that ever-so-valuable space in some other way. I have better ways to waste my time than rushing to get something ready to help someone out, and then finding out that they couldn't be bothered.
Besides, legal names are NOT required, for someone to be published, and NEVER have been, anywhere in the US. EVER.
Please just chill out
and wait
your stuff was fine
honest
Quote from: MalaulPlease just chill out
and wait
your stuff was fine
honest
I'm going to say this again: They no longer have my permission to print my stuff. They can use the space to print more bad poetry.
TGRR,
Isn't that desperate to be in IRL print again.
dont tell me
tell them
gdt@hellskitchen.org
Quote from: Malauldont tell me
tell them
gdt@hellskitchen.org
Um, okay. But just don't expect me to come running next time you ask for help. Thank you for making an attempt to help a friend into a bueraucratic nightmare.
TGRR,
Doesn't even know who you sent my shit to.
guess you shoulda asked I guess
and thats why I have ben posting that addy everywhere
so you KNEW where it was going
GDT is for people who want to be in the magazine and people who want to read it
that's it
and I didnt expect you to do anything
I didtn demand anything
I didnt promise anything
I just asked if folks wanted to help
i'm curious as to how much marketing is put into
the production of this zine?
like, do they just tell people about it?
do they put fliers up?
do they just do it and hope someone may notice it and snag a copy?
these are sometimes very important aspects.
oh, and i'm bumping stuff atm that i'm considering sending to them.
thanks for that note about space management. i'll go more for
the shorter things. hopefully not poetry or something.
or maybe......
MUAHAHAHA. (yes, just ONE period.)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I'm going to say this again: They no longer have my permission to print my stuff. They can use the space to print more bad poetry.
Just so there arent any worries later ROg, Im gonna ask you to repeat to me here, where folks can see,that its ok for GDT to use your work now
(I didtn wanna copy/paste our convo via PM with it and get lynched)
I dont wanna get 25823556846934687 "Oooooooooooo they used his stuff when he said they couodnt Ooooooooooo" emails when the issue with your words comes out
each wednesday night Me and one of the editors sit down and fols 1000 copies of the paper then they get sent to a buncha diffrent places on campus
there is also the online site as well.
they dont advertise at school, cause they have been there forever and are really kinda a household name.
so far the one page issue is a good size, but if we get enough stuff ::crosses fingers:: maybe we will go into a 1.5 page size
not to be cheeky but
size doesnt count
its all about how tab A fits into slot B and whatnot
so dont worry about quality or quantity
just get it up
I mean get it in
I mean
JUST SEND EM STUFF
:roll: :roll:
I didn't realize it was only a 4-page 'zine... just an 11x18 folded one-sheet, right?
I'm actually kinda concerned when two writers can't fill up 4 pages by themselves.
But for serious, there's no way that paper will be able to print all of our contributions in the same issue.
In all honesty, I would have preferred to see TGRR's article in there before mine. But I don't make the editorial decisions, so...
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I'm going to say this again: They no longer have my permission to print my stuff. They can use the space to print more bad poetry.
Just so there arent any worries later ROg, Im gonna ask you to repeat to me here, where folks can see,that its ok for GDT to use your work now
(I didtn wanna copy/paste our convo via PM with it and get lynched)
I dont wanna get 25823556846934687 "Oooooooooooo they used his stuff when he said they couodnt Ooooooooooo" emails when the issue with your words comes out
Go ahead.
Quote from: LMNOI didn't realize it was only a 4-page 'zine... just an 11x18 folded one-sheet, right?
I'm actually kinda concerned when two writers can't fill up 4 pages by themselves.
But for serious, there's no way that paper will be able to print all of our contributions in the same issue.
In all honesty, I would have preferred to see TGRR's article in there before mine. But I don't make the editorial decisions, so...
I'm not so much concerned that yours got in first, just that I was led to believe that the newpaper was an actual newpaper, not a screamsheet, and that they were desperate to fill pages.
Turns out they could fit the damn thing on a postage stamp, and still have room for the "old Elvis".
I never said anything to that effect
I said they needed help
that they needed better articlese
you lead yourself to think that way
:twisted:
Quote from: MalaulI never said anything to that effect
I said they needed help
that they needed better articlese
you lead yourself to think that way
:twisted:
Okay.
TGRR,
Has lost interest.
you're so good at that back-and-forth type motion, TGRR.
and 2nd what L said. not to prevent me from sending them something,
though...
as a favor.
for you, mal.
Not that i'm asking for anything from you in return.
hint hint
no, really. no inuendo or anything.
ahem.
[silence]
is it drafty in here?
holding it back (or holding something),
YT
:twisted:
Is there something youd like?
::raises one eye brow::
If Mal were an editor, that would make for some very interesting "reimbursement" policies...
Im not an editor, not really anyway...
just kinda
I do try to get stuff in
Im just a deamon for em
though, I have been done to make a deal or two
Malaul, are they still taking submits?
I would have done so earlier, but I refuse to allow people to print my real name, especially since I do have copyrights under my pen name "Irreverend Hugh, KSC". Which is legally recognised for copyright purposes.
they are always teking Submissions
youll hav eto ask them about the pen name thing
GDT@hellskitchen.org
I still can't figure the pen-name thing out.
Pseudonyms have been a sacred tradition in journalism and literature.
Not to mention, if I told them my name was Steve Tremain, they'd probably go for it, even though that name is as fake as LMNO.
Quote from: LMNOI still can't figure the pen-name thing out.
Pseudonyms have been a sacred tradition in journalism and literature.
Not to mention, if I told them my name was Steve Tremain, they'd probably go for it, even though that name is as fake as LMNO.
I was wondering a lot of the same things.
[chant]
Pseudonyms
Pseudonyms
Pseudonyms
[/chant]
Ask them guys
I really dont know
I'll send them some material, but not under my real name. y'all get that sorted out, you lemme know. I don't care enough to bother them about it myself.
8)
Quote from: LMNOIf Mal were an editor, that would make for some very interesting "reimbursement" policies...
More to the point, how the fuck would it show up on a W2? :lol:
Quote from: Prater Festwoyou're so good at that back-and-forth type motion, TGRR.
Years of Frop-induced brain damage.
TGRR,
Wonders why you want consistent discordians, anyway.
i dont like consistency, rog.
you have all the charm of a sub genii and all the
destructive tendencies of an pissed off grampa/psychotic uncle.
odd to hear you infer you're discordian.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: LMNOIf Mal were an editor, that would make for some very interesting "reimbursement" policies...
More to the point, how the fuck would it show up on a W2? :lol:
"Fringe Benifits"
Brings new meaning to the term "slush fund".
LMNO
-Not sure exactly what that means.
Quote from: LMNOBrings new meaning to the term "slush fund".
LMNO
-Not sure exactly what that means.
:lol: