Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on September 25, 2005, 01:08:56 AM

Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 25, 2005, 01:08:56 AM
xvampirex@gmail.com says:
I have just saved a life

East Coast Hustle says:
why on earth would you do something like that? there are far too many people in the world as it is.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Because he's a good friend of mine, satisfied?

East Coast Hustle says:
no.

East Coast Hustle says:
that's still no excuse.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
It's not an excuse, it's a reason

East Coast Hustle says:
you say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
no, It's a reason.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Would you rather kill your friend?

East Coast Hustle says:
you said that already. I think it's a bad one.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
How is that a bad one?

East Coast Hustle says:
I already explained the overpopulation problem, right? too many people = stop saving lives, for great justice.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Too many people? No..

East Coast Hustle says:
now, are we talking you saved his life by pulling him from a burning building or pushing him out of the way of a bullet?

East Coast Hustle says:
or the wussy kind of life-saving where you talked him out of suicide or some such bullshit?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Uhm, magick

East Coast Hustle says:
please leave all references to non-existant forces out of it.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
The only problem, it was magick

East Coast Hustle says:
umm, dude? "magick" doesn't exist.

East Coast Hustle says:
and no amount of wanting it to exist is going to change that.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
So, you're not a discordian?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
You're just a troll?

East Coast Hustle says:
what does discordianism have to do with "magick"? the answer is: absolutely ZERO.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
You're just a troll...

East Coast Hustle says:
I could be both, if I wanted to be.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
yup

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
this proves it

East Coast Hustle says:
dude, you don't know fuck-all about discordianism, do you? discordianism has aboslutely ZERO to do with some hippie-dippy wicca-lite bullshit "magick".

East Coast Hustle says:
you want the Wicca forums, bub.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
hmm?

East Coast Hustle says:
that's where you'll find all the other deluded idiots who think that shit like "magick" exists.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
no... chaos

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
butterfly theory

East Coast Hustle says:
chaos theory  has nopthing to do with magick either, dude.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Yeah, the proof is out there, I saved someone's life

East Coast Hustle says:
uh huh.

East Coast Hustle says:
did you cast a madjiqual spell?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
no

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
sigil

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
web based sigil

East Coast Hustle says:
ahh. so you drew some doodle in the dirt and that saved someone's life.

East Coast Hustle says:
I really hope you're talking about a D&D game or something and not wasting your breath trying to convince me this actually happened IRL.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
It happened

East Coast Hustle says:
says you.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
It happened

East Coast Hustle says:
please, explain to me how you drawing a doodle somewhere daved someone's life.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
butterfly effect

East Coast Hustle says:
umm, the butterfly effect, if that were actually the case, is established scientific theory, not magick.

East Coast Hustle says:
you DO understand the difference between magick and science, right?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
Ok, so I scientifically saved someone

East Coast Hustle says:
fine. I still think you're probably full of shit, but as long as you're happy and I don't have to hear anymore bullshit about "madjique", we're all good here.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
yup

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
what bullshit?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
You don't believe in it

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
you live a lie

East Coast Hustle says:
uh huh. you REALLY should be posting on the Obsidian Mirror forums. there are alot of people there who you'd fit in with really well. they're all into that stuff.

East Coast Hustle says:
I prefer to waste my time dealing with things that actually exist. I'm funny like that.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
What?

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
But I scientifically saved someone

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
through the Chaos Theory

East Coast Hustle says:
you already said that.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
^_^

East Coast Hustle says:
but you didn't REALLY save anyone at all. SOMEONE was going to die at that point in time. The universe demands victims and doesn't care where they come from. all you did was make sure it wasn't your friend who died, which in turn ensured the untimely death of someone else. congratulations, murderer.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 25, 2005, 01:16:20 AM
You know, it's really rare to come across someone who is genuinely stupid.  I think you win a prize for that, ECH.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: B_M_W on September 25, 2005, 01:22:13 AM
How the hell did you get into a conversation like that Turd?

I mean, its IRL, but WHY? Why would you subject yourself to arguing with such stupidity. Its like arguing with Xtian Fundies.

Just Sayin'.

~BMW
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2005, 01:22:58 AM
:lol:

I almost POOMPED in my PANCE!
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Sepia on September 25, 2005, 01:27:40 AM
tihi.


jeez.


some people.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 25, 2005, 01:41:09 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeHow the hell did you get into a conversation like that Turd?

I mean, its IRL, but WHY? Why would you subject yourself to arguing with such stupidity. Its like arguing with Xtian Fundies.

Just Sayin'.

~BMW

I dunno, man. he IM'd me. I just played along.

8)
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: LHX on September 25, 2005, 01:41:47 AM
ouch
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Cain on September 25, 2005, 01:42:08 AM
BEST.

CONVERSATION.

EVER.

8)
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: ataraxia on September 25, 2005, 03:20:20 AM
I wasn't quite convinced that he was a loser until now. I mean, I like the maehdjigqueueueueuecke as much as the next person, but only as ENTERTAINMENT.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2005, 03:22:01 AM
Quote from: ataraxiamaehdjigqueueueueuecke

:lol:
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: AFK on September 25, 2005, 03:25:54 AM
I saved somebody's life today too.  I did so by NOT stabbing them in the temples even though I was severely tempted.   :twisted:

As a side note.  I would like to promote research into retroactive birth control.  I witnessed many promising candidates at my place of employment today.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 25, 2005, 03:29:07 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?As a side note.  I would like to promote research into retroactive birth control.  I witnessed many promising candidates at my place of employment today.
Seconded!!!
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 25, 2005, 11:34:54 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeHow the hell did you get into a conversation like that Turd?

I mean, its IRL, but WHY? Why would you subject yourself to arguing with such stupidity. Its like arguing with Xtian Fundies.

Just Sayin'.

~BMW

seriosuly, imho, turd sux at the internet.

sadly.

<-- sucks at life mroe than turd.

edited for drunken nonsense.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: unlike_someone on September 25, 2005, 03:38:04 PM
I'm just shaking my head sadly.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 25, 2005, 08:47:09 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Turd, you must be a hardcore masochist.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: hooplala on September 26, 2005, 02:22:51 AM
Sweet.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: LMNO on September 26, 2005, 06:05:53 PM
To be fair, I hope you asked permission before posting a private(ish) conversation.

On the other hand, wow.  way to explain your point, MOC.

On the gripping hand, why were you on IM in the first place?
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2005, 06:07:14 PM
Its weird, MoC has added me to Messenger also.  Hmmm.... :?
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: LMNO on September 26, 2005, 06:09:23 PM
Just remember to ask permission before posting.

And then, have fun!
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2005, 06:11:12 PM
Why on Earth would MoC's wishes on anything that I want to do?
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: LMNO on September 26, 2005, 06:19:43 PM
So nobody pulls the hypocrite card when you complain about someone doing that to you.



LMNO
-Remembers something about the goose, and the gander.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2005, 06:23:13 PM
I just realised the last post I made was missing a word.  And now makes no fucking sense.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: LMNO on September 26, 2005, 06:27:57 PM
Actually, I think I understood it well enough.

LMNO
-Doesn't need all the words, just most of 'em.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 26, 2005, 07:36:21 PM
permission is for sissies. anyway, if I ever said anything that dumb over MSN messenger, I'd expect someone else to post it publicly for everyone to ridicule.

as for why I was on MSN messenger, well, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than long-distance phone calls to Seattle several times a day.

8)
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2005, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlepermission is for sissies. anyway, if I ever said anything that dumb over MSN messenger, I'd expect someone else to post it publicly for everyone to ridicule.

So you dont mind me handing over all your conversations in the event of capture to save my own ass? Because I have them saved, you know.  I SAVE EVERYTHING.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: LMNO on September 26, 2005, 07:38:36 PM
Point(s) taken.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 26, 2005, 07:49:25 PM
I'd like to point out that anything you say on a chat program isn't private at least as far as the company hosting the chat program is concerned. Read the TOS on any of them. Even if you use a 3rd party program its going through their servers so if you're sending sensitive shit you should probably try and use something that will let you do encryption (don't ask me how because I have no idea; i just know its out there). Basically the companies that host this shit (Time/Warner, Microsoft, Yahoo, etc.) say that they can use anything that is sent over their networks in any way they want.

Of course monitoring all of its users constantly would probably be pretty costly so being careful of what words you use might help you stay under the radar. Personally I don't talk about anything important unless I'm in person, not that I do anything important most of the time.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: LMNO on September 26, 2005, 07:53:13 PM
Taliban!


Al Quaeda!

BOMB!

Koran!
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 26, 2005, 07:55:51 PM
You forgot gay marriage and liberal.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2005, 07:57:32 PM
Quote from: LMNOTaliban!


Al Quaeda!

BOMB!

Koran!

ECHELON DOES NOT RECOGNIZE KEY PHRASE(S): AL-QAEDA, TALIBAN, KORAN.

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD REDEFINE YOUR SEARCH PARAMETERS?  OR ADDITIONALLY, LOOK UNDER THESE SUBJECTS:

IRISH TERRORISM
BILL CLINTONS PHONE RECORDS
BILL GATES/STOCK OPTIONS
LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS

THANKYOU FOR USING ECHELON, THE WORLDS NUMBER ONE ELECTRONIC INTELLIGENCE GATHERING SYSTEM.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 26, 2005, 08:34:00 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: East Coast Hustlepermission is for sissies. anyway, if I ever said anything that dumb over MSN messenger, I'd expect someone else to post it publicly for everyone to ridicule.

So you dont mind me handing over all your conversations in the event of capture to save my own ass? Because I have them saved, you know.  I SAVE EVERYTHING.

you do realize that if you're captured and sell me out, they're still gonna off you, right?

better to keep mum, send a message to the right people, and wait for the cavalry to arrive.

8)
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2005, 08:35:59 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: East Coast Hustlepermission is for sissies. anyway, if I ever said anything that dumb over MSN messenger, I'd expect someone else to post it publicly for everyone to ridicule.

So you dont mind me handing over all your conversations in the event of capture to save my own ass? Because I have them saved, you know.  I SAVE EVERYTHING.

you do realize that if you're captured and sell me out, they're still gonna off you, right?

better to keep mum, send a message to the right people, and wait for the cavalry to arrive.

8)

I am a professional.  I didnt say to what extent they were doctored, did I? 8)
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: fluffy on September 26, 2005, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: fnerdiscordiaI'd like to point out that anything you say anywhere on the internet isn't private at least as far as the companies hosting any of the computers it passes through is concerned


fixed that for you
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Merlin of Chaos on September 26, 2005, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: fnerdiscordiaI'd like to point out that anything you say anywhere on the internet isn't private at least as far as the companies hosting any of the computers it passes through is concerned


fixed that for you

Yup, you are right, there is as much anonymity on the internet as I facial hair... Well, not much (Except chin hair, goate?, that I'm growing).

People will know about you, in the end. Google is the devil.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 27, 2005, 12:38:03 AM
Quote from: Merlin of Chaosblah blah blah...Google is the devil.

shit, dawg...

you finally had something intelligent to say. maybe you're not totally hopeless.

8)
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: B_M_W on September 27, 2005, 01:25:55 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Merlin of Chaosblah blah blah...Google is the devil.

shit, dawg...

you finally had something intelligent to say. maybe you're not totally hopeless.

8)

Damn, hes right. Now just keep it up, the intelligence, I mean.


BMW
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 27, 2005, 07:16:21 AM
Here is hte link to the TOS for MSN Messenger.  

http://messenger.msn.com/Help/Terms.aspx?mkt=en-us

Number 4 contains:

QuoteDefaming, abusing, harassing, stalking, threatening or otherwise violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others.

Number 5 contains:
QuoteWe consider your use of the Service, including the content of your communications, to be private.

They will hand them over if they get a subpeona or something.  But they consider them private otherwise.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 27, 2005, 07:23:35 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHere is hte link to the TOS for MSN Messenger.  

http://messenger.msn.com/Help/Terms.aspx?mkt=en-us

Number 4 contains:

QuoteDefaming, abusing, harassing, stalking, threatening or otherwise violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others.

Number 5 contains:
QuoteWe consider your use of the Service, including the content of your communications, to be private.

They will hand them over if they get a subpeona or something.  But they consider them private otherwise.

With respect to their legal recourse.  IE, THEY will only hand them over in the case of a subpeona.  Show me where the users are expected to maintain privacy, or even where such a thing is mentioned.

For example, Mgt - presumably - would not hand over our PMs to an outside agency without a subpeona.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 27, 2005, 07:26:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyHere is hte link to the TOS for MSN Messenger.  

http://messenger.msn.com/Help/Terms.aspx?mkt=en-us

Number 4 contains:

QuoteDefaming, abusing, harassing, stalking, threatening or otherwise violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others.

Number 5 contains:
QuoteWe consider your use of the Service, including the content of your communications, to be private.

They will hand them over if they get a subpeona or something.  But they consider them private otherwise.

With respect to their legal recourse.  IE, THEY will only hand them over in the case of a subpeona.  Show me where the users are expected to maintain privacy, or even where such a thing is mentioned.

For example, Mgt - presumably - would not hand over our PMs to an outside agency without a subpeona.

I made it really big for you.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 27, 2005, 07:33:49 AM
*twitches*
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 14, 2005, 09:58:39 AM
It was just a lot of suck ass anyway.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 14, 2005, 12:55:17 PM
Troof, this JIHAD is going to be swote.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: DJRubberducky on October 14, 2005, 03:02:52 PM
How did I miss the original post?!  Sig updated.
Title: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 15, 2005, 01:22:07 AM
Heh, bumped for BGP.
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 20, 2009, 04:27:53 AM
How in the name of God did I end up here?
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Jasper on February 20, 2009, 04:29:30 AM
The more threads from 05 that I read, the more I wish I was around.
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: hooplala on February 20, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
It wasn't that great at the time.
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: AFK on February 20, 2009, 01:40:02 PM
And if IIRC we were also experiencing the mighty mediocrity of Mal 3 at this same time. 
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Idem on February 20, 2009, 01:47:57 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on September 25, 2005, 01:08:56 AM

East Coast Hustle says:
please, explain to me how you drawing a doodle somewhere daved someone's life.

Merlin of Chaos  - http://soul.tamino.co.uk says:
butterfly effect

:lol:
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Jasper on February 21, 2009, 04:16:45 AM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 20, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
It wasn't that great at the time.

Who was it that said life would be a great comedy if one did not have to participate in it?  I think it was Shakespeare.
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 05:55:55 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 21, 2009, 04:16:45 AM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 20, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
It wasn't that great at the time.

Who was it that said life would be a great comedy if one did not have to participate in it?  I think it was Shakespeare.

Whomever it was, that person was a fucking wimp.

Life is still funny, even when the joke is on you.
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Bu🤠ns on February 21, 2009, 07:08:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 05:55:55 AM
Life is still funny, even when the joke is on you.

It's THIS attitude that gets ya through tough times.
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Jasper on February 21, 2009, 08:03:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 05:55:55 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 21, 2009, 04:16:45 AM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 20, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
It wasn't that great at the time.

Who was it that said life would be a great comedy if one did not have to participate in it?  I think it was Shakespeare.

Whomever it was, that person was a fucking wimp.

Life is still funny, even when the joke is on you.

Who was it that said it takes a great sense of humor to laugh at misfortune?

Felix,
I can keep this up.
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 04:58:10 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 21, 2009, 08:03:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 05:55:55 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 21, 2009, 04:16:45 AM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 20, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
It wasn't that great at the time.

Who was it that said life would be a great comedy if one did not have to participate in it?  I think it was Shakespeare.

Whomever it was, that person was a fucking wimp.

Life is still funny, even when the joke is on you.

Who was it that said it takes a great sense of humor to laugh at misfortune?

Felix,
I can keep this up.

Depends on whose misfortune it is.

TGRR,
Now continuing conversations with less than a 2 year delay!
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: AFK on January 21, 2011, 06:36:14 PM
I think MoC was my second favorite troll, right behind AKK.  I'm speaking strictly in hindsight of course. 
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Epimetheus on January 21, 2011, 06:38:57 PM
Discordianism isn't the magicjkkal science of butterfly chaos?

What the hell did I join for?
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: Jasper on January 21, 2011, 08:49:19 PM
Hahaha oh shit!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 05:55:55 AM
Life is still funny, even when the joke is on you.

I still live by this.
Title: Re: my conversation with MoC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:34:17 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 21, 2011, 08:49:19 PM
Hahaha oh shit!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 05:55:55 AM
Life is still funny, even when the joke is on you.

I still live by this.

Then let's CRANK THE FUNNY UP, RIGHT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WALL!