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I think I have the opening...

<Theme Song> ---> Need help with this.

REV ROGER in big red letters on screen.

At end of theme song, cartoon version of Rev Roger pops out of the "O" in "ROGER" (Loony Tunes style), and yells "FUCK YOU!  I HATE YOU ALL!"

Show begins.

Theme Songs for a Televangelist?

Hmm I'd say Money Talks by AC/DC

...and a silk smoking jacket.

Quote from: TechnocracyTheme Songs for a Televangelist?

Hmm I'd say Money Talks by AC/DC

...and a silk smoking jacket.

Niiiiiice.

But I was thinking of an original theme song.

I have a knack for writing jingles. I'll see what I can come up with.

8)

Quote from: East Coast HustleI have a knack for writing jingles. I'll see what I can come up with.

8)

I wait with bated breath.

if you need quick production/mastering, send it over to me.

Unfortunately, I can't spend too much time on any new projects, as I'm currently mixing down an ep, writing a song to be used next month in a stage performance, and collaborating on an exquisite corpse-style composition project.


Oh, and working a real job, too.

All I can come up with for the theme song is:

4 12/8 measures of 3- or 4-part vocal harmony (with orchestra, of course).  I don't have any but the last measure of melody, which would be:


                                                     ( )     ( )
-----|\-----------------------------------------------|-------|--------------------
    |/          |~~~~~|~~~~~|    ( )         ( )     |       |
----,|-----------|-----|-----|----|-----------|-------|-------|-------/------------
 / ,|-\   12  ( )     |   ( )    |     ( )   |       |/      |       \     ___
--|--|--|--------------|----------|-----|-----|-----------------------/-----===----
 |  |  |   8          |          |~~~~~|~~~~~|                       )
--\--|--/------------( )-----------------------------------------------------------
   -|-
-----|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  `-'    cresc.

Fermata over the quarter note, natch.

The lyrics for this line would be something like "almighty Reverend ROGERRRRR!" or some shit.  Trouble is I don't know if I could write the rest of such a jingle without it sounding like a ripoff of Spongebob.

Quote from: DJRubberduckyAll I can come up with for the theme song is:

4 12/8 measures of 3- or 4-part vocal harmony (with orchestra, of course).  I don't have any but the last measure of melody, which would be:

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                                                     ( )     ( )
-----|\-----------------------------------------------|-------|--------------------
    |/          |~~~~~|~~~~~|    ( )         ( )     |       |
----,|-----------|-----|-----|----|-----------|-------|-------|-------/------------
 / ,|-\   12  ( )     |   ( )    |     ( )   |       |/      |       \     ___
--|--|--|--------------|----------|-----|-----|-----------------------/-----===----
 |  |  |   8          |          |~~~~~|~~~~~|                       )
--\--|--/------------( )-----------------------------------------------------------
   -|-
-----|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  `-'    cresc.

Fermata over the quarter note, natch.

The lyrics for this line would be something like "almighty Reverend ROGERRRRR!" or some shit.  Trouble is I don't know if I could write the rest of such a jingle without it sounding like a ripoff of Spongebob.

Fuck, how long did it take you to ASCII music notation?

Prob 20-30 minutes solid.  The things I do to show off. ;)

well, my compliments.  Very accurate.

Well, thanks.  Glad to know I didn't fail out of Willamette's Music Therapy program for nothin'. ;)

Quote from: DJRubberduckyProb 20-30 minutes solid.  The things I do to show off. ;)

Thanks.  Now we just need lyrics.

And volunteers for "faith smiting".

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DJRubberduckyProb 20-30 minutes solid.  The things I do to show off. ;)

Thanks.  Now we just need lyrics.

And volunteers for "faith smiting".

To carry out or have carried out on?

Cuz you know I'm up for the former....

I'm up for being smit.

I think it's "smote".

I was gonna say smitten but I think that has another meaning. I kinda like smote... It sounds like swote..

I was also gonna say "smat" but I don't think it works like shit.

I would have said "smited".  But thats just my strange little ways.

Maybe we should pool our collective power and wiki it... Nah..

Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI think it's "smote".

To me, it will always be "smut".

LMNO
-Apologizes for the thread jack, and will come up with some lyrics for TGRR's theme song.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DJRubberduckyProb 20-30 minutes solid.  The things I do to show off. ;)

Thanks.  Now we just need lyrics.

And volunteers for "faith smiting".

To carry out or have carried out on?

Cuz you know I'm up for the former....

The latter.  I already have "the team" lined up.