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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2005, 04:56:51 AM

Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2005, 04:56:51 AM
Blarg!
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: B_M_W on October 05, 2005, 05:08:54 AM
Just a request: Was this rant towards anyperson in particular?

Otherwise, right on. Good to hear someones taking back the minds.

BMW (Too lazy to do it himself)
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2005, 05:10:55 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeJust a request: Was this rant towards

Naw.  I was just cleaning out the old birdcage.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: LMNO on October 05, 2005, 02:24:33 PM
Hey Rog, that was great.  Do you mind if I repost this, giving you full credit, of course?  I'll even link to that pbfft.com page you use, if you want.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Cain on October 05, 2005, 02:31:06 PM
The common link of all politcal parties is that they want to give you freedom from things.  Freedom from fear of attack, freedom fom barbarians burning your house to the ground etc...but then they all take it too far, wanting to make you free from pr0n, free from having a court order to tap your phone, free from terrorists by destroying every other freedom...and no-one will change that, not even the most rabid laissez-faire/libertarian party will change that.  Only the identities change, never what they do.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: fluffy on October 05, 2005, 03:40:18 PM

first one of your rants i saved to my stash in a while roger

yeah
i have an archive of the good shit from here
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Technocracy on October 05, 2005, 06:00:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Problem is, the above description includes more and more Americans every year...so what they REALLY want to do is protect us from themselves...

Personally I think most of them are most interested in protecting themselves from us

There is a good reason why the founding fathers gave us the right to bear arms and it wasn't to hunt or form government ordained militias.  Funny how people who claim violence never solves anything always seem to be the first under the boot of those who think it does.

DC Bio Terror Sensor alert during march (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/30/AR2005093001775.html)

That is something to ponder the next time you think it is a grand idea to all get together in one place known well in advance to protest something and try to make a statement
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Cain on October 05, 2005, 06:11:27 PM
I cant tell you how much not having that right bothers me over here.  Yes, we dont get the assosciated gun crazies who shoot up schools, etc but that is another argument.  The firearms police over here (we have "unarmed" police as well, if you consider batons, CS spray and other nasties under that definition) are in more frequent use year after year, and not always for the right reasons.

"The Swiss are most armed and most free" Machiavelli once said.  I envy them.  Over here we are constantly dependent on the state for personal protection, and like Machiavelli again said "A wise leader will seek to have his subjects dependent on him in every way".  Alot of giving excessive powers to can be justified in protecting the public.

The gun laws here are a joke anyway.  The British pistol team for the Olympics now live nearly permamently in Switzerland, and the only people who did follow the law...were not the people who didnt deserve to have such weapons.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2005, 01:29:29 AM
Quote from: LMNOHey Rog, that was great.  Do you mind if I repost this, giving you full credit, of course?  I'll even link to that pbfft.com page you use, if you want.

Sure.  Knock yourself out.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2005, 01:31:14 AM
Quote from: fluffy
first one of your rants i saved to my stash in a while roger

yeah
i have an archive of the good shit from here

Are yuo saying the rest suck?

Ingrate!  Philistine!  

I AM TEH GENIUS IN PAIN!11@























:lol:
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2005, 01:35:19 AM
Quote from: Technocracy
Personally I think most of them are most interested in protecting themselves from us

Naw...they have Fox News for that.  Face it, 99.5% of all Americans now consider themselves eager servants of the state, rather than the other way around.

There will be no revolution, as long as the television works.  If all TV stations (AND my internets) all failed at once, the people who didn't kill themselves would suddenly start noticing that we all live in cages...they'd start noticing that police care more about traffic stops than rapes, that what used to be New York City is actually a vast radioactive crater in which the Mushroom People(tm) rule...hideous, hideous...maybe hey are better off zoned out in front of the latest "Reality TV" show...

TGRR,
Feels another rant coming on.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: AFK on October 06, 2005, 01:39:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger...they'd start noticing that police care more about traffic stops than rapes,

Yeah, cause you don't get fined for rape.  Gotta make those quottas to make the Sherriff and the Mayor happy.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2005, 01:59:55 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger...they'd start noticing that police care more about traffic stops than rapes,

Yeah, cause you don't get fined for rape.  Gotta make those quottas to make the Sherriff and the Mayor happy.

No. it just means less paperwork, believe it or not.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2005, 01:55:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOHey Rog, that was great.  Do you mind if I repost this, giving you full credit, of course?  I'll even link to that pbfft.com page you use, if you want.

Sure.  Knock yourself out.

Thanks.

::gets to work converting text to HTML::
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 06, 2005, 08:00:06 PM
Goddamn!

Another column of writing that shows Amurricuh its own ugly face to itself.

Good job!
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 02:11:04 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCGoddamn!

Another column of writing that shows Amurricuh its own ugly face to itself.

Good job!

Thanks.

Nothing like showing Cletus what he looks like.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:00:57 AM
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Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCGoddamn!

Another column of writing that shows Amurricuh its own ugly face to itself.

Good job!

Thanks.

Nothing like showing Cletus what he looks like.

Just make sure either Cletus is unarmed, or that your shotgun will outfox his/her club anyday.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 09:08:04 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
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Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCGoddamn!

Another column of writing that shows Amurricuh its own ugly face to itself.

Good job!

Thanks.

Nothing like showing Cletus what he looks like.

Just make sure either Cletus is unarmed, or that your shotgun will outfox his/her club anyday.

Now I'm gonna show Discordians what they look like, because I never COULD stop while I was ahead.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:11:32 AM
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Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCGoddamn!

Another column of writing that shows Amurricuh its own ugly face to itself.

Good job!

Thanks.

Nothing like showing Cletus what he looks like.

Just make sure either Cletus is unarmed, or that your shotgun will outfox his/her club anyday.


Now I'm gonna show Discordians what they look like, because I never COULD stop while I was ahead.

Keep going. They could use a dose of the horrid truth. They need to know the ENEMY from within and without. (In whatever sick perverted meaning that implies.)

[fixed that.]
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 09:34:16 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Keep going. They could use a dose of the horrid truth. They need to know the ENEMY from within and without. (In whatever sick perverted meaning that implies.)

You asked for it.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:43:43 AM
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Keep going. They could use a dose of the horrid truth. They need to know the ENEMY from within and without. (In whatever sick perverted meaning that implies.)

You asked for it.

Many a thing seems fine to me to ask while drunken. Hell. Fuck it and let tomorrow sort it out!
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 09:48:11 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Keep going. They could use a dose of the horrid truth. They need to know the ENEMY from within and without. (In whatever sick perverted meaning that implies.)

You asked for it.

Many a thing seems fine to me to ask while drunken. Hell. Fuck it and let tomorrow sort it out!

Retribution delayed!  W00T!
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 07, 2005, 09:50:14 AM
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Face it, Slappy...the ONLY difference beteen the GOP and the Democrats is which particular rights they want to do away with.


i disagree.

teh particualr rights each wants to get rid of seems to be fluid.

i used to somewhat agree with this statement, long before you said it,(and i think i sadi this a while back - don't worry abotu quoting me, nobody does, except myself) bu tfairly recent deevlopments drives me to return to teh original statemnt that the only difference is the logo and pr scheme.

i coudl elaborate, but i'm not going to.


as an aside adn totally(or at least somewhat unrealted) when playing day of defeat source, the recently released multiplayer world war 2 game, is it wrong to shout into the mic "forward! for ze feuhrer! heil bush!"?
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:52:13 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
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Keep going. They could use a dose of the horrid truth. They need to know the ENEMY from within and without. (In whatever sick perverted meaning that implies.)

You asked for it.

Many a thing seems fine to me to ask while drunken. Hell. Fuck it and let tomorrow sort it out!

Retribution delayed!  W00T!

This mean you won't be showing the face of cletus?

They won't miss it anyway. They're too distracted with Billy and Conny (his meth whore chick) to even notice.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 05:58:26 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Keep going. They could use a dose of the horrid truth. They need to know the ENEMY from within and without. (In whatever sick perverted meaning that implies.)

You asked for it.

Many a thing seems fine to me to ask while drunken. Hell. Fuck it and let tomorrow sort it out!

Retribution delayed!  W00T!


This mean you won't be showing the face of cletus?

They won't miss it anyway. They're too distracted with Billy and Conny (his meth whore chick) to even notice.

If you want to see Cletus, imagine a bag of cheetos disappearing into a human face, forever.

Apologies to Mister Orwell
Title: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 11, 2005, 07:10:36 PM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Keep going. They could use a dose of the horrid truth. They need to know the ENEMY from within and without. (In whatever sick perverted meaning that implies.)

You asked for it.

Many a thing seems fine to me to ask while drunken. Hell. Fuck it and let tomorrow sort it out!

Retribution delayed!  W00T!


This mean you won't be showing the face of cletus?

They won't miss it anyway. They're too distracted with Billy and Conny (his meth whore chick) to even notice.

If you want to see Cletus, imagine a bag of cheetos disappearing into a human face, forever.

Apologies to Mister Orwell

Or a pillow that was visciously frotterized.
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