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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Cain on October 06, 2005, 04:13:43 PM

Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: Cain on October 06, 2005, 04:13:43 PM
In this thread, we put examples of the wierdest poetry we can find.

I'll start the ball rolling with a lovely piece of lyric poetry from Alcman which reads:

"You made a cheese, large and firm, for the Slayer of Argos".  That was the only retrived bit, pobably for the best.
Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2005, 04:22:20 PM
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Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 06, 2005, 07:24:29 PM
I fscking hate poetry, just sayin.
Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: Gimoz on October 06, 2005, 07:27:42 PM
OMG NOW A FUCKING AWESOME PIECE OF POETRY BY MYSELF!!!!!111

If I were gay,
and you were too,
I would like to marry you.

OMG I AM TEH WIN!!!!1
Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2005, 07:28:52 PM
I just wish I had found the "Crotch Rocket" poem when we were still doing the "correct motorcycle" bit.
Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 06, 2005, 07:32:17 PM
Quote from: GimozOMG NOW A FUCKING AWESOME PIECE OF POETRY BY MYSELF!!!!!111

If I were gay,
and you were too,
I would like to marry you.

OMG I AM TEH WIN!!!!1

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Yeah, that pic would've helped pwn the motorcycle.
Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 06, 2005, 08:47:14 PM
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That's just fcuking creepy.
Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: ataraxia on October 07, 2005, 12:47:55 AM
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As swerving swarms with mingled wings of silt
And frothy fronds by pond up-floating logs
Did balance where, when pick'd unto the hilt
With chaliced air and chants by saddened frogs,
Were flared such snares as, whipp'd in fog aloft,
Delivered them upon a plaque ecstatic,
For all, when writ in thrall and whispered soft,
Had ripped their ribs -- their "I" died adiabatic.

O Manx, a fabled flag whence sailed the spur
From clasping clogs to asps so crassly lynched,
Where sparsely sang, in wisps of Seminole,
Such western tongues as sank on sandy shoal,
What florid frost, what wat'ry web was winched?
Or shall I shift? Or shall I (suavely) slur?
- Douglas Hofstader (and Peter Jones), Le Ton beau de Marot
Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:19:58 AM
That's fucking creepy too.

Fuck poets.
Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 07, 2005, 09:36:52 AM
can i post a link to my own?

msot folks say it's good, but i'm a huge weirdo, so i reckon maybe my psalms are too.
Title: Wierd poetry
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:58:34 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagercan i post a link to my own?

msot folks say it's good, but i'm a huge weirdo, so i reckon maybe my psalms are too.

I knows that will be even creepier.
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