Blarg!
I'll claim it too. And it doesn't stop me from posting "epigrams" or anything else, for that matter.
Once again, YHBT.
Quote from: ataraxiaI'll claim it too. And it doesn't stop me from posting "epigrams" or anything else, for that matter.
You just denied it, though, on the other thread.
Make up your fucking mind, already.
Not in the thread we were arguing in. Never said anything of the sort. Besides, I reserve the right to contradict myself.
Quote from: ataraxiaNot in the thread we were arguing in. Never said anything of the sort.
Besides, I reserve the right to contradict myself.
1. Sure you did. Go look.
2. And *I* reserve the right to laugh at you. Like this --->(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)
I'll go you one better: Not only am I a Real Discordian(tm), I'm a Real Orthodox Discordian(R)!
I refuse to believe anything I read, and since I read that part about being prohibited from believing anything I read, I am now forced to believe everything I read! And the only thing I've read is Principia Discordia!
All you Sub-RAW-episko-wannabes can just suck it! :D
i'm jesus jr and i approve of this rant.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerAll this talk about "no such thing as Real Discordians(tm) makes The Good Reverend blow coffee out of his nostrils...Because he has first hand knowledge that there IS such a thing.
That's right, kiddies, and all the vacant-eyed epigrams and quotations from Thornley or Hill aren't gonna change things...The Good Reverend is an expert on these things, because he says he is.
*I* am a Real Discordian(tm), as are several others around here, and if that sounds arrogant to you, well, you can just kiss my Discordian Subgenius(tm) ass. Or go write a Goth(tm) poem about how I'm some kind of poseur asshole...go on and do it, and I will be sure to laugh at your pitiful ass.
Frankly, I've had it up to HERE with you fucks trying to out-modest each other, when you SHOULD be releasing your inner-Yeti, and BRAGGING your sins, so that others may try them. You sound like a pack of Baptists trying to out-humble each other, and it's beginning to get on my nerves.
Honestly, it's as silly as the dumbfucks who claim that EVERYONE is a Discordian, which is just plain stupid (Yeah, I'm talking to you. Deal with it.)
But go on and tell yourself that The Good Reverend always uses satire, and isn't REALLY making fun of you, because every time you think he's saying one thing, he's really saying another. He isn't REALLY mocking your pansy-ass, weak-sister bullshit "(I'm not a real) Discordianism".
KYSFTB.
Or kill me.
HELL MOTHERFUCKEN YEAH!!!!!
How's about it?
Time to show people what "spines" are all about.
Ataraxia: Come on man. You can do it. Even the little engine can do it.
another good reason to let it all out is that sometimes you forget
i had a whole bunch of witty remarks about 'real discordians'
but
now i find myself focussing more on post season baseball and a possible stint in the shit-hole than the 'real discordian' issue
i cant even remember what the fuck i was gonna say
Roger, THAT is what the fuck I am talikng about!
and I'm like, "fuck it"...I'm about to find myself someplace where my brand of bullshit DOES NOT fly, which makes it all the more imperative that I spend as much time as possible flinging my brand of bullshit around such places.
8)
Hey... What makes you think your brand of bullshit actually does fly around here?
see that spot on your wall?
8)
Quote from: LMNOHey... What makes you think your brand of bullshit actually does fly around here?
It has been demonstrated around here that most forms of bullshit fly. Sometimes it actually hovers.
cannons
FIRE
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Ataraxia: Come on man. You can do it. Even the little engine can do it.
I've got another rant coming. Been putting it off for the weekend.
Quote from: East Coast Hustlesee that spot on your wall?
8)
Ah, but are we
buying it?
That, indeed, is the question.
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: East Coast Hustlesee that spot on your wall?
8)
Ah, but are we buying it?
That, indeed, is the question.
Someone is, that's for sure. Bullshit is going like hotcakes these days. We can barely keep up the production.
Quote from: East Coast HustleRoger, THAT is what the fuck I am talikng about!
and I'm like, "fuck it"...I'm about to find myself someplace where my brand of bullshit DOES NOT fly, which makes it all the more imperative that I spend as much time as possible flinging my brand of bullshit around such places.
8)
Gnaw on a few skulls for me, man. :lol:
Quote from: LMNOHey... What makes you think your brand of bullshit actually does fly around here?
It flies like the Hindenburg, man...and it's not how high you fly that matters,
it's the size of the fireball on impact.Don't be hating on Turd. Whether you choose to accept it or not, he's the closest thing to Eris on this board. Needs tits, though.
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: East Coast Hustlesee that spot on your wall?
8)
Ah, but are we buying it?
That, indeed, is the question.
You'd better. It comes
satisfaction guaranteed, which is a better deal than most of the whackjobs offer around this joint.
And to start more wars.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: LMNOQuote from: East Coast Hustlesee that spot on your wall?
8)
Ah, but are we buying it?
That, indeed, is the question.
Someone is, that's for sure. Bullshit is going like hotcakes these days. We can barely keep up the production.
The Free Market(tm) demands it. Masochism is ALWAYS in style, in Fat City.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Don't be hating on Turd. Whether you choose to accept it or not, he's the closest thing to Eris on this board. Needs tits, though.
I ain't hatin'. Just trying to give the boy what he wants...
And doesn't
everyone need more tits?
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Don't be hating on Turd. Whether you choose to accept it or not, he's the closest thing to Eris on this board. Needs tits, though.
I ain't hatin'. Just trying to give the boy what he wants...
And doesn't everyone need more tits?
Dom Delouise has enough tits. Trust The Good Reverend on this one.
On this one, I will trust you.
Quote from: LMNOOn this one, I will trust you.
Sucker.
Damn.
Quote from: LMNODamn.
Why can you never listen?
Anyways, I have to go to "work" now, and it's a weird one.
Good chance of #17 going up today or tomorrow. Seth said he has "plans for the three of us" after work.
The three of us? What, him, me, and Chef? :?