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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 09:30:21 AM

Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 09:30:21 AM
Blarg!
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 07, 2005, 09:41:14 AM
i'm jesus jr, and all yyour base are belon gto us, you have no chance to survive make your time.

despite what some people think, only i can do teh aybabtu thing well. one or two old skoolers from when i used to really spam the shit out of it are ok, but... only jesus jr can do it with his eyes closed tied to a chair and only one arm free but covered in peanut butter
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:46:08 AM
Let the games begin!

Rah!
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: Cain on October 07, 2005, 09:46:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerThe ones that stick around often make the mistake of thinking of this sort of thing as a "rite of passage", or some similar nonsense.  Well, I have bad news for you...when The Good Reverend and his fellow hooligans are done with you, that's when the REAL bullshit starts.

Sorry.  I keep telling them that, just so their hopes can be "unfortunately" dashed later on.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 09:46:49 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCLet the games begin!

Rah!

I never could let things go (especially when they keep being brought up).
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 09:47:31 AM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerThe ones that stick around often make the mistake of thinking of this sort of thing as a "rite of passage", or some similar nonsense.  Well, I have bad news for you...when The Good Reverend and his fellow hooligans are done with you, that's when the REAL bullshit starts.

Sorry.  I keep telling them that, just so their hopes can be "unfortunately" dashed later on.

I especially prize the looks of horror, when they realize just what they've gotten themselves into.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:50:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCLet the games begin!

Rah!

I never could let things go (especially when they keep being brought up).

Just let me know who is Baptist (or close enough to it). I absolutely hate those fuckers. And "real" Discordians, because most people who say they are "real" discordians are really just rave kids who haven't figured out that no one likes techno anymore.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 07, 2005, 09:56:55 AM
i just want to point out that despite my continued reevaluations of my prejudices adn ways of thinking and whatnot, i'm a firm dogmatist. lucky for many (maybe) one of the higher predencing bits of my dogma is tolerance of  that which i disagree(to a certain extent) with or don'ty necessarily agree with. or find to be utterly retarded.

umm generally speakin g of course.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2005, 09:57:56 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslageri just want to point out that despite my continued reevaluations of my prejudices adn ways of thinking and whatnot, i'm a firm dogmatist. lucky for many (maybe) one of the higher predencing bits of my dogma is tolerance of  that which i disagree(to a certain extent) with or don'ty necessarily agree with. or find to be utterly retarded.

umm generally speakin g of course.

It's okay. We're going to the same jail anyway. No worries.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: LHX on October 07, 2005, 01:44:48 PM
i didnt see anything in here about romantic connections

i thought i was promised that when i signed up?



dont i at least get access to an 'adult oriented' website?
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2005, 01:48:52 PM
What's amusing is that the motivation behind the thread that seems to have spawned this rant (and a pretty good one, as usual) actually has little to nothing to do with the contents of said rant.

This, of course, doesn't make the rant Not True though.


At our very basest, we are no better than anyone else.  And we don't pretend to be.  Or at least I don't.  Even if I am.  And I am.


Rog, PM me for details, if you trust me.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: ataraxia on October 07, 2005, 03:21:28 PM
Have another one of my epigrams, then.

"Discordians are humans too. Don't expect otherwise."
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: /o\ on October 07, 2005, 04:04:56 PM
Dont let it bring you down
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: Technocracy on October 07, 2005, 05:34:21 PM
This information only comes as a disappointment to those who were expecting something in the first place.  My only disappointment comes at the fact that I have yet to be contacted by the FBI to answer questions about any of you.

This is not a twelve step program to enlightenment it's a one step program off a tall cliff into the unknown.  You don't know how it will end but all indications are that it will be unpleasant after the first 10 feet or so. :twisted:
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: B_M_W on October 07, 2005, 05:38:25 PM
Quote from: Technocracy

This is not a twelve step program to enlightenment it's a one step program off a tall cliff into the unknown.  You don't know how it will end but all indications are that it will be unpleasant after the first 10 feet or so. :twisted:

Unless you are one of the smart ones, the ones who bring a parachute that works.

8)
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: Cain on October 07, 2005, 05:39:25 PM
QuoteThis is not a twelve step program to enlightenment it's a one step program off a tall cliff into the unknown. You don't know how it will end but all indications are that it will be unpleasant after the first 10 feet or so

Nah, after a while of being in freefall, it almost becomes fun, you learn to enjoy that feeling of the air rushing around, the uncertainty of where you are or what you're doing.  And thats when  you get it bad, when you're awake at 3am changing Church posters for those of strip joints, or preparing to set fire to a fascist pigs prized garden, or even trying to stop international sports events in the name of fictious freedom fighting groups.

Not that I would do any of these said things.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: Technocracy on October 07, 2005, 05:48:45 PM
I meant the end would be unpleasant but the enjoyable aspects of freefall are certainly a case by case basis. :D
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 05:49:43 PM
Quote from: ataraxiaHave another one of my epigrams, then.

"Discordians are humans too. Don't expect otherwise."

Not the really fun ones.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 05:50:24 PM
Quote from: TechnocracyThis information only comes as a disappointment to those who were expecting something in the first place.  My only disappointment comes at the fact that I have yet to be contacted by the FBI to answer questions about any of you.

This is not a twelve step program to enlightenment it's a one step program off a tall cliff into the unknown.  You don't know how it will end but all indications are that it will be unpleasant after the first 10 feet or so. :twisted:

Thank God for that.  I hate 12-steppers.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: LMNOWhat's amusing is that the motivation behind the thread that seems to have spawned this rant (and a pretty good one, as usual) actually has little to nothing to do with the contents of said rant.


Motivation?  What motivation?  I was just trying to help.

TGRR,
Had to renew his Ancient Wiseguy card, too.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2005, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: TechnocracyI meant the end would be unpleasant

Huh?  WHAT end?  I can't get ANY of you selfish bastards to kill me, no matter how I try.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: fluffy on October 07, 2005, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Discordians", for the most part, are just another group of primates, indulging in their petty dominance games


kettle: black
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:18:32 AM
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Discordians", for the most part, are just another group of primates, indulging in their petty dominance games


kettle: black

I don't practice what I preach, because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.

Now, please to get in the nice basket, Miss The Bunny.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 01:22:11 AM
Um, Reverend? That bunny is no ordinary bunny...indeed, I think you would be most wise to avoid that course of action....oh dear...
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:23:21 AM
HOW DOES MODASS TASTE AC?
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:23:57 AM
Quote from: The DoctorUm, Reverend? That bunny is no ordinary bunny...indeed, I think you would be most wise to avoid that course of action....oh dear...

Geez, thanks.  I only got here last week, and I don't know any fucking body.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 01:25:15 AM
Sorry, I just care too much, I guess.  8)
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:28:06 AM
LIKE ASS?

I BET IT TASTES LIKE ASS.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:28:36 AM
Quote from: The DoctorSorry, I just care too much, I guess.  8)

Well, stop.  Fluffy is my best shot at getting someone to kill me, because the rest of you fuckers are all too lazy.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 01:29:14 AM
I could always send a Dalek over to your place, you know. Just say the word.  8)
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION on October 08, 2005, 01:29:29 AM
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO RE-UP, SOLDIER.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: The DoctorI could always send a Dalek over to your place, you know. Just say the word.  8)

TEEHEE! YOUR DR WHO JOKES ARE SO HIP AND FUNNY! WE LOVE YOU!
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:30:14 AM
Quote from: The DoctorI could always send a Dalek over to your place, you know. Just say the word.  8)

:roll:
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:30:40 AM
Quote from: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATIONIT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO RE-UP, SOLDIER.

Yeah it is.  I have to go to work again in a few minutes.

So many thumbs to be bent, so little time.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION on October 08, 2005, 01:33:50 AM
WE HAVE MORE THUMBS THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY DREAM OF.

BLACK THUMBS, BROWN THUMBS, YELLOW THUMBS, HELL, EVEN SOME WHITE THUMBS ALTHOUGH THE WHITE THUMBS MAY STINK OF PATCHOULI AND JOINT SMOKE.

WE'LL EVEN GIVE YOU A REALLY BIG STICK.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:44:02 AM
I THINK I HAVE A HARDON!
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:44:43 AM
Quote from: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATIONWE HAVE MORE THUMBS THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY DREAM OF.

BLACK THUMBS, BROWN THUMBS, YELLOW THUMBS, HELL, EVEN SOME WHITE THUMBS ALTHOUGH THE WHITE THUMBS MAY STINK OF PATCHOULI AND JOINT SMOKE.

WE'LL EVEN GIVE YOU A REALLY BIG STICK.

Yeah, but I get paid more, this way.

TGRR,
Is only loyal to the long green, not the green machine.
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