The Mgt. created this thread upon my request. (She is so nice)
-I was thinking this is a place for sermons, discords, purposeful rants, memorandums (these are the best :)), and anything else to that affect.
-Because of the nature of the post in this section please keep things a little more on topic then with many of the other threads (or not?)
-If you see any topics that should be here and are not please post a link here so I can move them.
-Also if you have any questions about this thread please post them here for me.
This is a great idea. Can you move my rants over to here?
Done and Done.
(hey hugh you could have done this too, just telling)
I know, but, as you know, I can be lazy sometimes. I blame it on my pipe.
You LIKE me! You really LIKE me!
Tis true.
We do.
Hey! Why am I not a mod on a section started for me?
Rev Roger,
Only joking, doesn't want to be a mod.
if we made you a mod, we would be promoting pipesmoking. that's not a good thing to promote mr 'give myself lung cancer'
Just kidding
Jerk
Kidding again
or am i?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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>:D
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>:D
And Pipe-Smoking is good for you. If you get lung cancer from it, you're doing it wrong.
only people that smoke pipes or indians and fathers on tv shows from the 50s. hear some druggys use them to smoke wacky weed out of too... that aint what youre smoking, is it. Don't you know that marajuana helps support those terrorist living in the middle east? well, unless you grow it yourself... that's ok then.
marajuana?
Quote from: Billy Bobonly people that smoke pipes or indians and fathers on tv shows from the 50s.
BLASPHEMER!(http://subgenius.com/bigfist/pics7/WARt4/1-lemur/bd_surlyman18.jpg)
Brr... I worked a temp job doing data entry for government bonds once, in the local Federal Bank building, or whatever it's called. They had a bunch of those old propaganda posters framed, lining the entry hall to the office. The original version of that particular one has no text on it at all, just that pic of Uncle Sam on a black background.
Creepy as hell.
Quote from: RiffBrr... I worked a temp job doing data entry for government bonds once, in the local Federal Bank building, or whatever it's called. They had a bunch of those old propaganda posters framed, lining the entry hall to the office. The original version of that particular one has no text on it at all, just that pic of Uncle Sam on a black background.
Creepy as hell.
My condolences Riff Darling............................................ :shock:
*shivers*
Quote from: Vroomfondelif we made you a mod, we would be promoting pipesmoking. that's not a good thing to promote mr 'give myself lung cancer'
Just kidding
Jerk
Kidding again
or am i?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
sorry....this just seemed such a good post to quote
I think you are scroll happy
you just get off on the idea of people using the down button dont you?>
Quote from: Den Sorte DragenQuote from: Vroomfondelif we made you a mod, we would be promoting pipesmoking. that's not a good thing to promote mr 'give myself lung cancer'
Just kidding
Jerk
Kidding again
or am i?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
sorry....this just seemed such a good post to quote
yes I do ;)
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I wonder what he's shushing people about... :shock:
Very suspiocious! :shock:
his booger picking habit.
Without a doubt.
Fuckers!
Bastards!
Weirdos!
Quote from: MalaulI think you are scroll happy
you just get off on the idea of people using the down button dont you?>
well im like the idea of people going down on eachothers
texts
youre a sick sick boy there Dragen
Quote from: Malaulyoure a sick sick boy there Dragen
:twisted: thanks!!! :twisted:
I see you made it to NYC safe, are things going ok there?
Quote from: MalaulI see you made it to NYC safe, are things going ok there?
Let me answer that question.
:: Raises hand then speaking before the teacher has the chance to call on him. ::
Besides the black helicopters and the occasional EMP SNAFU we are all OK.
And there is a growing amount of rotten cabbage. :evil:
ew
cabbage is bad enough, but rotten cabbage?
ah you poor poor thing!!!
what about pickled cabbage?
what about we pickle hotsuma?
Quote from: fluffywhat about we pickle hotsuma?
Yes, please. I'll be first in line for Hotsuma's pickle.
Quote from: Malaulew
cabbage is bad enough, but rotten cabbage?
ah you poor poor thing!!!
::The hamster is sitting in a cage surrounded by piles of rotten cabbage::
If the human is not going to clean this place up I will just have to run away again.
::Begins furiously chewing the supports of the plastic tunnel.::
Sharp teeth are very important to your hamsters general health and well beingPS: Will dance for fresh cabbage.
::Holds her nose and cleans the hamster's cage::
Sheesh! You're as messy as my guinea pig was.
But at least you dance - Cinnamon was much too lazy for that.
Thanks Bella :wink:
::Hamster too busy chewing at the cage to tango but will macarena for a short while::
Feel free to use all the rotten and pickled cabbage you find around here.
I heard they make pretty good zombies or something...
Now for the commercial break brought to you by Meetup.com:
Everyone in the New York area should sign up for the Meetup this Monday and leave the cabbage at home
And now back to our scheduled program.
::The hamster is still chewing at the cage::
Don't wait up for me this will take all night.
::sits down to watch the hamster all night::
::falls asleep::
It's dead.
Oh no!
*runs off*
...
*runs back with car battery, trips over hamster*
BAM
*stands up, takes car battery, jumper cables, zaps hamster*
...
*zaps hamster again and again and again and again*
...
hmm uh oh i think i grilled it.
grilled hamster anyone?
Yes.
*goes to find her ketchup stash*
Is that righteouly approved "W" ketchsup?
Quote from: gnimbleyIs that righteouly approved "W" ketchsup?
If it is, there's more for someone else then. I only eat unbaptised, non-republican, aborted prematurely tomatos.
I eat whatever ketchup is on sale at the time. I will not touch that "W" ketchup as the letter "W" has not been approved by the FDA as a food additive.
"And now the liberals want to stop President Reagan from selling chemical warfare agents and military equipment to Saddam Hussein, and why? Because Saddam 'allegedly' gassed a few Kurds in his own country. Mark my words. All of this talk of Saddam Hussein being a 'war criminal' or 'committing crimes against humanity' is the same old thing. Liberal Hate Speech! And speaking of poison gas...I say we round up all the drug addicts and gas them."
Rush (OxyMoron) Limbaugh, Nov. 3, 1988
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"And now the liberals want to stop President Reagan from selling chemical warfare agents and military equipment to Saddam Hussein, and why? Because Saddam 'allegedly' gassed a few Kurds in his own country. Mark my words. All of this talk of Saddam Hussein being a 'war criminal' or 'committing crimes against humanity' is the same old thing. Liberal Hate Speech! And speaking of poison gas...I say we round up all the drug addicts and gas them."
Rush (OxyMoron) Limbaugh, Nov. 3, 1988
'
yeah gas that fuckin fat wind bag drug using son of a "was gonna say turd, but i think that would hurt Turd's feelings".
I will EAT ALL turds!
hmm...good luck with that...some Turds have thermonuclear weapons at their disposal...
8)
Oh carp, so that's what happened to my toilet tank. :(
Cthulhu and cthulhuvians = turd eaters?
What does this have to do with the intricacies of ornithology?
Attn. Cthulhu:
DO NEVER
8)
Actually, TurdBath, Cthulhu was only a minor Elder God... Azathoth and Yog Sothoth were much worse.
I don't really have a point, I just wanted to call you "TurdBath".
whatever creams your twinkie...
8)
cthulu is too lazy to log atm, but he says to tell you he likes the taste of thermonuclear explosions, and to bathe them in kethup and gravy before hand, and if at all possible have them detonate on his tastebuds.
me myself i wouldn't eat turd. evar!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"And now the liberals want to stop President Reagan from selling chemical warfare agents and military equipment to Saddam Hussein, and why? Because Saddam 'allegedly' gassed a few Kurds in his own country. Mark my words. All of this talk of Saddam Hussein being a 'war criminal' or 'committing crimes against humanity' is the same old thing. Liberal Hate Speech! And speaking of poison gas...I say we round up all the drug addicts and gas them."
Rush (OxyMoron) Limbaugh, Nov. 3, 1988
And it was Rumsfeld in there, too, wasn't it? Or was that before Ronny Raygun?
But y'all have failed to correlate all of the above with the idea of roaming prairie squid.
wrong.
I've correlated plenty....I just don't feel like disseminating the information.
8)
I want full disclosure on all of that. Or I will be forced to become....incredibly sarcastic.
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all hail El Sombrio Vaquero!!
BTW...I'm assuming that you're "Phrost"?
8)
That I am. Occasionaly.
DIS FREAD IS OOOOLLLLDD!
And why is it still stickied, I ponder?
Good point. perhaps it should be unstickied and TGRR putting a new one in its place.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 26, 2007, 04:42:18 PM
Good point.  perhaps it should be unstickied and TGRR putting a new one in its place. 
I keep it around in memory of the late Penumbral.
I miss the lad, I really do. Damn shame.
In that case I humbly withdraw my motion. sorry to hear about that.
Not late in that sense. At least, as far as I know. He just doesn't pop in very often. Says he prefers it when the forum is quiet, IIRC.
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2007, 06:03:41 PM
Not late in that sense.  At least, as far as I know.  He just doesn't pop in very often.  Says he prefers it when the forum is quiet, IIRC.
He's dead, Jim.
Pummelled to death by pissed of Emos.
I warned him about holding up a lighter at a Nightwish concert, but would he listen?
Bump for Penumbral. :lol:
Did he actually die, or is he just gone?
Quote from: Felix on April 17, 2007, 07:04:12 AM
Did he actually die, or is he just gone?
Hes back, baby!
Sheesh, not much gets past me, eh?
I figure that Penumbral will live forever in us all as an essential ingredient to apocalypse.
Penumbral was doing the humpty-hump.
Quote from: Hoopla on November 08, 2007, 12:20:54 PM
Penumbral was doing the humpty-hump.
wassat?
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By the way this thread is funny shit. You read it and you understand my year or so hiatus. Freaking hijack a thread and talk about cabbage and pickles and weird shit. :lulz: I also started this tread talking about how this, at the time, was supposed to be the one board not hijacked.
All threads in those days turned into some weird roll play where you killed and ate furry things. Or had something to do with a pirate ship. :x
or you posted 800 times a day trying to get into that weird top ten poster ranking.
also TGRR I'm a little mad at you for deleting a bunch of your these rants. I spent an hour the other day looking for a specific one. Something about the world being a jail, and parole was retirement when your no good anyway. Going from skool, to work, to death. etc...
Quote from: Penumbral on November 08, 2007, 05:36:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 08, 2007, 12:20:54 PM
Penumbral was doing the humpty-hump.
wassat?
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By the way this thread is funny shit. You read it and you understand my year or so hiatus. Freaking hijack a thread and talk about cabbage and pickles and weird shit. :lulz: I also started this tread talking about how this, at the time, was supposed to be the one board not hijacked.
All threads in those days turned into some weird roll play where you killed and ate furry things. Or had something to do with a pirate ship. :x
or you posted 800 times a day trying to get into that weird top ten poster ranking.
also TGRR I'm a little mad at you for deleting a bunch of your these rants. I spent an hour the other day looking for a specific one. Something about the world being a jail, and parole was retirement when your no good anyway. Going from skool, to work, to death. etc...
They're all over in the archives at Syn's board. You want either #3 or #9.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2007, 07:35:47 PM
They're all over in the archives at Syn's board. You want either #3 or #9.
link to Syn's board.
That rant can also be found in The Wise Book of Baloney.
:coughcough*shamelessselfpromotion*couchcouch:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2007, 07:35:47 PM
They're all over in the archives at Syn's board. You want either #3 or #9.
It was #9. ty.
Penumbral used to be a mod?