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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on October 08, 2005, 01:12:05 AM

Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on October 08, 2005, 01:12:05 AM
I just saw an ad for a new Elmo toy.  Furry red monster from Sesame Street, for those of you that don't have kids.  He sings a song, not too unusual, but it is one of the songs from Animal House.  The one from Otis Day and the Knights.  Yes, Elmo sings Shout  :shock:  It was so horrible, it was funny :lol:
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:14:01 AM
NICE FUCKING RANT!


IDIOT.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION on October 08, 2005, 01:14:06 AM
"SO HORRIBLE IT'S FUNNY" IS WHEN YOU WATCH A GANG OF 14 YEAR OLD SEWER RATS AMBUSH AN ENTIRE PLATOON OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS AND DISEMBOWEL THEM BEFORE HANGING THEI RMUTILATED BODIES FROM AN OVERPASS EXCEPT FOR THE UNLUCKY FEMALE SOLDIER WHO GETS TAKEN BACK TO THE SEWERS TO BE GANG-RAPED FOR THE NEXT WEEK UNTIL SHE EITHER DIES FROM DEHYDRATION OR MANAGES TO KILL HERSELF WHEN HER CAPTORS ARE BUSY GETTING HIGH ON PAINT.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:15:43 AM
YOU'RE ALRIGHT!
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2005, 01:21:52 AM
I bet he's a lot of fun at parties.

8)
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:24:27 AM
Quote from: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION"SO HORRIBLE IT'S FUNNY" IS WHEN YOU WATCH A GANG OF 14 YEAR OLD SEWER RATS AMBUSH AN ENTIRE PLATOON OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS AND DISEMBOWEL THEM BEFORE HANGING THEI RMUTILATED BODIES FROM AN OVERPASS EXCEPT FOR THE UNLUCKY FEMALE SOLDIER WHO GETS TAKEN BACK TO THE SEWERS TO BE GANG-RAPED FOR THE NEXT WEEK UNTIL SHE EITHER DIES FROM DEHYDRATION OR MANAGES TO KILL HERSELF WHEN HER CAPTORS ARE BUSY GETTING HIGH ON PAINT.

You're stationed in Tucson? :lol:
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION on October 08, 2005, 01:28:40 AM
JUAREZ, ACTUALLY.

I'M ON LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
Title: Re: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:31:45 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI just saw an ad for a new Elmo toy.  Furry red monster from Sesame Street, for those of you that don't have kids.  He sings a song, not too unusual, but it is one of the songs from Animal House.  The one from Otis Day and the Knights.  Yes, Elmo sings Shout  :shock:  It was so horrible, it was funny :lol:

Has this post been approved by the council?

Is it appropriate?
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2005, 01:35:26 AM
hmm...insipid, irrelevant, and unfunny?

I'd say it passes with flying colors.

8)
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:36:53 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlehmm...insipid, irrelevant, and unfunny?

I'd say it passes with flying colors.

8)

Ataraxia will be pleased.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2005, 01:39:08 AM
you mean Eric?

I think he tipped his hand with that last one.

:lol:
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:39:39 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleyou mean Eric?

I think he tipped his hand with that last one.

:lol:

Yeah.

Funniest part is, Eldora sided with the pedo. :lol:
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 01:45:12 AM
Wait a minute - who's Eric? And where is the 'pedo?'
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:45:54 AM
YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED!
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:46:29 AM
Quote from: The DoctorWait a minute - who's Eric? And where is the 'pedo?'

Eric = "Ataraxia" = "Great Teacher Largo" = "Rupert Giles" = the pedo.

Search those monikers.

Have fun.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:48:02 AM
HOW DO YOU FIGURE TOA FIGURES INTO THIS?

BECAUSE YUO KNOW THEY PROBABLY DO.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2005, 01:48:15 AM
don't forget "Revered Son Eric", "Hotsuma's Muppet", and whatever the one was that ended in an exclamation mark.

8)
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2005, 01:48:44 AM
"Freakazoid!"

that was it.

8)
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:50:11 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustledon't forget "Revered Son Eric", "Hotsuma's Muppet", and whatever the one was that ended in an exclamation mark.

8)

Yep.

169% OWNED, because the little tard just can't hide "it".
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:50:40 AM
FUNNY HOW QUIET THEY'VE BECOME!
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:51:48 AM
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamFUNNY HOW QUIET THEY'VE BECOME!
Indeed.

Eldora will snap out of it...she can't help it.

And Eric is finished here, under this new moniker.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 01:53:35 AM
Isn't it possible that this is someone else? I mean, if Eric was here to hit on the squirrel girl, and she seems to be gone, why would he come back?
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 01:54:35 AM
BECAUSE HE'S ERIC!
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 01:56:01 AM
Quote from: The DoctorIsn't it possible that this is someone else? I mean, if Eric was here to hit on the squirrel girl, and she seems to be gone, why would he come back?

Naw.  Eric wasn't after DS.  Bella and the crew would have killed him.

He was after Medeo's sister.

Besides, Eric has a certain "style" of posting, and it always comes out, sooner or later.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 02:02:06 AM
Oh, sorry. Wrong kid sister. I'm still catching up....
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 02:04:34 AM
Quote from: The DoctorOh, sorry. Wrong kid sister. I'm still catching up....

S'ok.  Eric is basically a slimy little pervert who likes 'em YOUNG.

He's also totally deranged, and always manages to give himself away in 4-5 weeks, MAX.

In addition, he promised The Mgt that he wouldn't return, and now he has, so his board will see great justice (and not the .org one, either).
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 02:13:54 AM
LINK US UP THE BOMB!
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: B_M_W on October 08, 2005, 02:16:56 AM
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamLINK US UP THE BOMB!

DAMN RIGHT!!

BMW (Wants to see the Troll Hoards go down on EricandAiniville)
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 02:17:33 AM
WE WILL MARCH ON A ROAD OF DEAD PEDOPHILES!
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 02:18:24 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamLINK US UP THE BOMB!

DAMN RIGHT!!

BMW (Wants to see the Troll Hoards go down on EricandAiniville)

Naw.  PD.org is dead, and even ERIC knows that.  He just sits on it and posts to himself all day, pretending to be different people.

CEVK is teh target.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 02:19:29 AM
http://cevk.com/ FOUND IT
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 02:21:03 AM
http://cevk.com/?p=134
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 02:24:04 AM
Quote from: Machine Grind Dreamhttp://cevk.com/ FOUND IT

You KNOW what you have to do.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 02:27:48 AM
BE NICE AND DOCILE AND POST GHEY UNORIGINAL FLUFF COMPLETELY DEVOID OF ANY WIT OR HUMOR TO AVOID OFFENDING ANYONE?
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 02:28:41 AM
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamBE NICE AND DOCILE AND POST GHEY UNORIGINAL FLUFF COMPLETELY DEVOID OF ANY WIT OR HUMOR TO AVOID OFFENDING ANYONE?

Um...no.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 03:07:34 AM
Attack someone based on the spurious premise that they might be someone else?
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:11:14 AM
Quote from: The DoctorAttack someone based on the spurious premise that they might be someone else?

The Free Market(tm) demands it.

Plus, his style is unmistakable, once you look...and you'll notice the little pedo buggered off.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 03:11:18 AM
RIGHT, LIKE YOU "MIGHT NOT" BE AC? MOVE ALONG CITIZEN.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 03:13:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The DoctorAttack someone based on the spurious premise that they might be someone else?

The Free Market(tm) demands it.

Plus, his style is unmistakable, once you look...and you'll notice the little pedo buggered off.

Hmm. I wasn't aware this was a capitalist message board...

But really, beyond suspicions, what else is there? I read some of Eric's posts, they seemed to have a slightly different flavour to them. Whinier, or more 'emo' as you like to call it around here.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:14:41 AM
Quote from: The Doctor

Hmm. I wasn't aware this was a capitalist message board...

But really, beyond suspicions, what else is there? I read some of Eric's posts, they seemed to have a slightly different flavour to them. Whinier, or more 'emo' as you like to call it around here.

1.  Whattaya think it is?  COMMUNIST? :lol:

2.  Naw.  You also have to read his posts as Rupert Giles and Compositus Confusio.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: Cain on October 08, 2005, 03:15:49 AM
I see no denials, either.  Of course, I may have missed them in all the "excitement", but I doubt it.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 03:16:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The Doctor

Hmm. I wasn't aware this was a capitalist message board...

But really, beyond suspicions, what else is there? I read some of Eric's posts, they seemed to have a slightly different flavour to them. Whinier, or more 'emo' as you like to call it around here.

1.  Whattaya think it is?  COMMUNIST? :lol:

2.  Naw.  You also have to read his posts as Rupert Giles and Compositus Confusio.

Anarchist.

'Compositus Confusio' - that sounds like something out of 'Harry Potter.'
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:17:39 AM
Quote from: CainI see no denials, either.  Of course, I may have missed them in all the "excitement", but I doubt it.

Toldja.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 03:17:41 AM
NOTE "ATARAXIA'S" ABRUPT ABSENCE AFTER HIS BLUFF WAS CALLED.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: Cain on October 08, 2005, 03:18:10 AM
Quote from: The Doctor
Anarchist.'

Must....resist...urge...to...flame....
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:18:29 AM
Quote from: The Doctor

Anarchist.


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(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fag.gif)

And me without my black flag.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:19:00 AM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: The Doctor
Anarchist.'

Must....resist...urge...to...flame....

Let that inner-Yeti OUT, bro, before you blow an o-ring.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: B_M_W on October 08, 2005, 03:19:28 AM
Quote from: The Doctor
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
1.  Whattaya think it is?  COMMUNIST? :lol:

Anarchist.

You obviously haven't read some of the hate rants against anarchists then.  :lol:
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Doctor on October 08, 2005, 03:19:33 AM
I didn't say I thought you were anarchist - just this board. And smoking is bad for you. Nice hat though.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: ataraxia on October 08, 2005, 03:19:35 AM
Quote from: CainI see no denials, either.  Of course, I may have missed them in all the "excitement", but I doubt it.
Good point. I hereby deny that I am Eric. I am also not any other pedo, either (and I have no problem with anti-pedo violence).

Go troll/spam/whatever that other site as much as you like.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:20:16 AM
Quote from: ataraxia
Good point. I hereby deny that I am Eric. I am also not any other pedo, either (and I have no problem with anti-pedo violence).


Too late now, Pedo.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: Cain on October 08, 2005, 03:20:58 AM
Quote from: ataraxia
Quote from: CainI see no denials, either.  Of course, I may have missed them in all the "excitement", but I doubt it.
Good point. I hereby deny that I am Eric. I am also not any other pedo, either (and I have no problem with anti-pedo violence).

Go troll/spam/whatever that other site as much as you like.

Um....no.  Denial alone is not enough.  I just said I hadnt seen any.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:21:30 AM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: ataraxia
Quote from: CainI see no denials, either.  Of course, I may have missed them in all the "excitement", but I doubt it.
Good point. I hereby deny that I am Eric. I am also not any other pedo, either (and I have no problem with anti-pedo violence).

Go troll/spam/whatever that other site as much as you like.

Um....no.  Denial alone is not enough.  I just said I hadnt seen any.

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Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: B_M_W on October 08, 2005, 03:21:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ataraxia
Good point. I hereby deny that I am Eric. I am also not any other pedo, either (and I have no problem with anti-pedo violence).


Too late now, Pedo.

You heard him, Rev. "Go Troll" he said.

I suggest we follow his wishes.  :twisted:
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 03:22:12 AM
WELL WELL WELL, LOOK WHO RETURNED...
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:22:21 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ataraxia
Good point. I hereby deny that I am Eric. I am also not any other pedo, either (and I have no problem with anti-pedo violence).


Too late now, Pedo.

You heard him, Rev. "Go Troll" he said.

I suggest we follow his wishes.  :twisted:

It's already in the works.

Bots are wonderful thingies.

TGRR,
Certainly won't have root access by morning.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: fnordiscordia on October 08, 2005, 03:23:31 AM
FUNNY HOW ATARAXIA IS ON AND MY POSTS ON ERIC'S SITE HAVE ALREADY BEEN MODDED. WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT ERIC AND ATARAXIA WOULD BE ON AT THE SAME TIME?
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:24:22 AM
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamFUNNY HOW ATARAXIA IS ON AND MY POSTS ON ERIC'S SITE HAVE ALREADY BEEN MODDED. WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT ERIC AND ATARAXIA WOULD BE ON AT THE SAME TIME?

100%, considering they are the same person.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: B_M_W on October 08, 2005, 03:24:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

You heard him, Rev. "Go Troll" he said.

I suggest we follow his wishes.  :twisted:

It's already in the works.

Bots are wonderful thingies.

TGRR,
Certainly won't have root access by morning.

Hey, whats the point of having it if you don't abuse it?

8)
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 08, 2005, 03:26:37 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

You heard him, Rev. "Go Troll" he said.

I suggest we follow his wishes.  :twisted:

It's already in the works.

Bots are wonderful thingies.

TGRR,
Certainly won't have root access by morning.

Hey, whats the point of having it if you don't erase everything?

8)

Fixed.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 08, 2005, 03:30:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

You heard him, Rev. "Go Troll" he said.

I suggest we follow his wishes.  :twisted:

It's already in the works.

Bots are wonderful thingies.

TGRR,
Certainly won't have root access by morning.

Hey, whats the point of having it if you don't post 5,000 posts about how much of a pedophile Eric is.

8)

Fixed.

Fixed like Bob Barker's pets.
Title: You have GOT to be kidding me
Post by: B_M_W on October 08, 2005, 03:34:35 AM
Quote from:  
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

Hey, whats the point of having it if you don't post 5,000 posts about how much of a pedophile Eric is.

8)

Fixed.

Fixed like Bob Barker's pets.

:lol: