Ok, I said I would quit if it was the right thing to do, and I meant it. The Mgt has decided, and Roger wins again. Here's what I see:
Roger is a psycho who is more powerful than I had thought. My pwnage. Look at how quickly he ramped up when I stepped. He's clearly got a battle plan for defending his egomaniac self pre-defined and ready to go. And unfortunately for me, it's a
good one.[/list:u]
Most people here don't care enough about the board to actually fight for it. My pwnage again.[/list:u]
Lauren does not care enough to fix her board, either. Or more likely, cannot figure out how to do it, which is nothing against her, since it's definitely a hard problem.[/list:u]
Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe has an excellent point, as well: the asshats will just keep coming back anyway.[/list:u]
I am subject to my own words to MoC:
QuoteDo whatever it was you were going to do, before you let these other folks get you into a reactionary stance. This isn't a pissing contest, it's a funhouse. Just play. And if you do your own thing and it still doesn't go over well, I'd say you're just in the wrong place. If it's not for you and you fake it anyway, you have no fun. If it's not for you and you don't fake it, nobody else has any fun. Either way, what's the point?
So I will conclude the obvious, and quit.[/list:u]
As long as the good folks here just complain about the problem, and do nothing about it, it will just get worse. It's that damn "When they came for X, I did not speak out, because I was not an X" thing again. This board is all but USELESS for anyone other than the trolls, and it will become more so. Look at all the deserters! Where is the rest of Bella's family? Hoshi's last post was during the Roger-banzor incident, for instance. Where are riff, Lister, Z3, Medeo, Hotsuma, Slartibartfast, Penumbral, Thwack, Shecky, etc? unlike_someone and synaptyx have been absent lately as well. You think they ALL left out of boredom?
So I will stop posting. I won't stop reading, though ,Äì even if the only things that keep me coming back are Hugh's rants, horab's story, and LMNO-PI. At least, those were the best things I saw posted while I was here. (I assume Verthaine would have said some great stuff, too, but obviously he has much bigger concerns at the moment.)
I'll leave POEE UK and kaegogi/Sandbox as well, since those seem to basically be vassal states of this board. It makes a good case for these truly being "Roger's internets". (Just wait for Netsukuku (http://netsukuku.freaknet.org/).)
I will leave PM notifications on, so if you are one of the people I get along with and you missed this, PM me if you want and I'll answer you. And for those of you with my email, don't be shy about using it. I'm not looking to lose any friends, just everyone else ;)
And Roger ,Äì do watch out. You pwnd me, and I'm sure you'll do the same to 99% of the people you meet. But sooner or later, somebody's gonna get you, and you'll realize at the last moment that you don't really want to die after all. My only regret is that I most likely won't know about it.
Goodbye.
Quote from: ataraxia
Lauren does not care enough to fix her board, either. Or more likely, cannot figure out how to do it, which is nothing against her, since it's definitely a hard problem.[/list:u]
Maybe there's nothing wrong with it dickbag. So sad to see you suicide another moniker though. (not really)
(http://www.the-gateway.net/fun/wonka.gif)
P.S. You owned yourself.
Ata,
You can choose to leave and do nothing, or stay, and be a bastard to the trolls.
As for me and my house, we shall stay and abuse the trolls.
Fnordie: Those who see nothing wrong aren't really looking.
Oh good, I was afraid there wouldn't be anyone to pwn.
Stupid fucking dickbag.
(http://dreamtime.angyl.com/albums/userpics/10002/3449_drama-queen~0.jpg)
heh
Quote from: Donkeyotay(http://dreamtime.angyl.com/albums/userpics/10002/3449_drama-queen~0.jpg)
You called?
Ohh, and Fno
rdie, don't be steppin' now.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Then leave.
Quote from:  Then leave.
Well, if you'd like to leave, I'm sure you'd make alot of people happy.
(http://www.the-gateway.net/fun/dontcare4.jpg)
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: Donkeyotay(http://dreamtime.angyl.com/albums/userpics/10002/3449_drama-queen~0.jpg)
You called?
Ohh, and Fnordie, don't be steppin' now.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry Z....I wasn't calling for you, I know you are a queen and all but, your man-boobs aren't even THAT big.../\ Those are BIG
Quote from: DonkeyotayQuote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: Donkeyotay(http://dreamtime.angyl.com/albums/userpics/10002/3449_drama-queen~0.jpg)
You called?
Ohh, and Fnordie, don't be steppin' now.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry Z....I wasn't calling for you, I know you are a queen and all but, your man-boobs aren't even THAT big.../\ Those are BIG
So, true Donk, I have not acheived that level of Boobs yet. So, who were you calling a Drama Queen? Ata? Because, I think he has a few very good points. Or is it Fnor.die? Because he probably deserves it. He reminds me of Roger when he created Chef.
Artraxia of course..Nobody gives a shit if he's leaving, or flouncing, or jumping offa building...And nobody really cares why either :twisted:
Shit, and here I thought Ata-boy was smarter than me. He sat there and watched me get pwned and then thought he could win. Probably because I put up such a lame fight.
As I see it, intellectuals shouldn't be Discordians. Post-intellectuals should. :)
Oh good, I'm so glad that somone is staying to keep the evil trolls in line. :roll:
can somebody remind me what is wrong with this message board again?
Factionalism. It was much better before the Great Falling Out this summer. Go read from about page 12 in Apple Talk. That was when most of the real nasty stuff went down.
when am i gonna get recruited?
i am starting to feel left out
You applying for any particular faction, recruit? I'm pretty certain the WsotTC would welcome you, however a challenge could be in siding with other, nameless factions. Except the neutrals, who would dislike your pro-active sentiments.
is there a course of action i can take which will result in me fucking a giant apple?
Quote from: LHXis there a course of action i can take which will result in me fucking a giant apple?
or any other fruit?
(watermelon)
Yes. But we can't talk about that. Damn genetic scientists...
i dont know what it is about watermelon
You need to try watermelons... Er.. You need to try abstaining from any sexual relations until you're married to a fine upstanding Christian woman!
Our agents will contact you.
Quote from: You need to try watermelons... Er.. You need to try abstaining from any sexual relations until you're married to a fine upstanding Christian woman!
Our agents will contact you.
gonna be hard to fuck her while she's standing up.
just saying, cuz god knows I've
tried.
8)
I think the Xtian male copulates while the female is sleeping. I seem to remember reading that in National Geographic before.
reminds me of that old joke.
Q: Why don't baptists ever have sex standing up?
A: Because they don't want anyone to think they might be dancing.
8)
:lol:
Quote from: ataraxiaRoger is a psycho who is more powerful than I had thought. My pwnage. Look at how quickly he ramped up when I stepped. He's clearly got a battle plan for defending his egomaniac self pre-defined and ready to go. And unfortunately for me, it's a
good one.[/list:u]
And Roger ,Äì do watch out. You pwnd me, and I'm sure you'll do the same to 99% of the people you meet. But sooner or later, somebody's gonna get you, and you'll realize at the last moment that you don't really want to die after all. My only regret is that I most likely won't know about it.
Goodbye.
1. I'm even more powerful than that. I can bend my mind with spoons, and I can make women fake orgasms
from across the room!.
2. Jesus, I hope so. I've been asking - BEGGING - people to kill me for more than 30 years, and none of you fuckers will help a brotha out.
3. Ta-ta. See you in your next alt moniker.
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokAta,
You can choose to leave and do nothing, or stay, and be a bastard to the trolls.
As for me and my house, we shall stay and abuse the trolls.
 : Those who see nothing wrong aren't really looking.
Funny...I don't FEEL abused.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ataraxiaRoger is a psycho who is more powerful than I had thought. My pwnage. Look at how quickly he ramped up when I stepped. He's clearly got a battle plan for defending his egomaniac self pre-defined and ready to go. And unfortunately for me, it's a
good one.[/list:u]
And Roger ,Äì do watch out. You pwnd me, and I'm sure you'll do the same to 99% of the people you meet. But sooner or later, somebody's gonna get you, and you'll realize at the last moment that you don't really want to die after all. My only regret is that I most likely won't know about it.
Goodbye.
1. I'm even more powerful than that. I can bend my mind with spoons, and I can make women fake orgasms from across the room!.
2. Jesus, I hope so. I've been asking - BEGGING - people to kill me for more than 30 years, and none of you fuckers will help a brotha out.
3. Ta-ta. See you in your next alt moniker.
*kills Roger with a sharpened spoon*
I hope that helps.
Quote from: The DoctorQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ataraxiaRoger is a psycho who is more powerful than I had thought. My pwnage. Look at how quickly he ramped up when I stepped. He's clearly got a battle plan for defending his egomaniac self pre-defined and ready to go. And unfortunately for me, it's a
good one.[/list:u]
And Roger ,Äì do watch out. You pwnd me, and I'm sure you'll do the same to 99% of the people you meet. But sooner or later, somebody's gonna get you, and you'll realize at the last moment that you don't really want to die after all. My only regret is that I most likely won't know about it.
Goodbye.
1. I'm even more powerful than that. I can bend my mind with spoons, and I can make women fake orgasms from across the room!.
2. Jesus, I hope so. I've been asking - BEGGING - people to kill me for more than 30 years, and none of you fuckers will help a brotha out.
3. Ta-ta. See you in your next alt moniker.
*kills Roger with a sharpened spoon*
I hope that helps.
Nope. Virtual killings don't work. We've tried it dozens of times.
Well if you think I'm going to Tucson to do it, you're mad. :lol: Even Skaro is nicer than Tucson.
Quote from: The DoctorWell if you think I'm going to Tucson to do it, you're mad. :lol: Even Skaro is nicer than Tucson.
True. This is a wretched little hive, but it just got more interesting.
MSY17 on the way.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: The DoctorWell if you think I'm going to Tucson to do it, you're mad. :lol: Even Skaro is nicer than Tucson.
True. This is a wretched little hive, but it just got more interesting.
MSY17 on the way.
?
i bet it is one of his kids
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
MSY17 on the way.
Are you gonna finish it tonight or will I have to wait till tomorrow for t3h awesomeness?
oh
MSY17 = a roger yahoo rant
sorry
my bad
I was thinking that was a strange thing to name a kid.... :lol:
STFU! That's my son's name!
Oh, I'm so sorry. :D
At least his first name isn't 'The.'
:lol:
That's his middle name.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
MSY17 on the way.
Are you gonna finish it tonight or will I have to wait till tomorrow for t3h awesomeness?
Done. But it's the first of two parts.
The rest will be forthcoming, tomorrow.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger1. I'm even more powerful than that. I can bend my mind with spoons, and I can make women fake orgasms from across the room!
But can you kill a Yak from 200 yards, with
mind bullets?
why does teh post make me think ataraxia is eric?
does i thave anything to do with the post on eric's website which will probaly be removed?
oh wait, teh greater interent fuckwad theory bullshit thign wasn't linked to.
so it can't eb eric.
do i care?
meh
mroe fo the same ol from either way.
i've got ebtter things to do.
like nurse my ulcer and lvl up my lineage 2 charachter. yay!
<--- is proud to suck at life.
Ulcers suck. But then, you didnt need telling that.
Quote from: CainQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger1. I'm even more powerful than that. I can bend my mind with spoons, and I can make women fake orgasms from across the room!
But can you kill a Yak from 200 yards, with mind bullets?
No. But that's why I carry a gun.
Well, that's not REALLY why, but it does come in handy, when the yaks get ornery.