So, you say you're here to start a ruckus? You say you're here to show the Chaotes what chaos is? You make me laugh. Hell, I make me laugh, since I'm doing the same thing that you're doing. But, I think I do it better, I think I might have to show you.
Laughing, ladies and gents, birdies and bugs, Discordians and Erisians, Humans and Cabbages, is not something that should be undertaken lightly. It is something very, very important. You have forgotten how.
There is a sarcastic laugh that has been echoing through these halls lately. It has been getting under everyone's skin, and grating on bone, pushing buttons.
It used to be a real laugh, a true, deep belly laugh. It was the sound of pineal glands being tickled. It was the sound of lights going on, and friendships being made.
But, who cares about those things? They aren't real anyway. They aren't there anyway. Or, are they?
These forums are attached to the Principia Discordia, yet we are afraid to speak of it? We mock those who have walked where we have walked? We are hurtful and hateful to the people who are only seeking the things we sought in our time?
You have read a thousand things telling you that you can be free. Here is yet another. You are still caught in your psychic suit of armor, and your skin is still burned by it. You think that because the suit is a different color that it is better, it is more free. You are wrong. You have merely trapped yourself again, but this time you refuse to admit it. Of course, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to everyone else here, everyone else who isn't "free" (which is a crock anyway, since you can't be free, right?).
Thornly and Hill may have been stoned hippies in their time, but who the fuck cares? Does it matter where the message comes from if it is a good one?
I'm sure I'm wrong here on many points, according to many of you. That's fine, if I am wrong at least I excel at it. But, I do know something I didn't know before.
I can laugh whenever the fuck I feel like it.
Now, ask yourself, do you feel lucky?
No but I feel like you should be bludgeoned to death with your keyboard, just sayin.
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It's so funny how you think you're cool.
Once again,
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Its so funny how you think that acting like the gay people you see on TV will make you cool.
The gay people I see on TV?
You're still stuck on that gay thing, aren't you?
Remember what Frank Sinatra says, "FUCK YOU ALL!"
I want to fuck everyone, not just boi's or gyrl's.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
I still think that you're cute when your mad.
Right because being bi is even cooler.
Once again, if you have to define yourself by what you claim to fuck, WAYSA?
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Once again, if you have to define yourself by what you claim to fuck, WAYSA?
Once again, I am still alive in order to fuck.
So, would you like to laugh with me, or should I keep laughing at you by myself. Either way is fine with me.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What, you're ashamed that there might be someone else around here who could *gasp* steal your lime light?
As I recall, my friend, you are the one that told me that you didn't want to "destroy the board" as you claimed I was doing?
So, now I'm back and your trolling me when you've told me before that you didn't want to attack me, you just wanted peace.
Not that I want your lime light, I don't need to be a bastard to be cool. I'm having all sorts of fun laughing at you.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I could give a fuck less about "the lime light" fucko, its an online forum! And you're the one who kicked up a bunch of shit and then left so don't start bitching when you get trolled. You got owned repeatedly by multiple people and then you ran off with your tail between your legs. I've had an extremely low tolerance for utter fucking retards lately and your tards score is off the fucking chart. Glad you're having fun though, I'm sure you'll be having even more fun later.
Right now teh bar is calling so I'm out but yuo have fun when the day crew comes in.
I geuss our veiw of "pwned' is radically different, oh-he-who-has-PMS.
I wanted a Hiatus, so I took one. I did not run off with my tail between my legs. I got fed up so I walked out for awhile. There is an utter difference between the two.
Just because you're angry that you have a small penis, don't take it out on me. I will have to laugh at your tiny pee-wee more =)
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Its not about being cool, its about being who you are. I am attracted to both men and women, although I have a slight bias towards females. I don't do it to look cool. I know you are talking to Zurtok, but Im not a big fan of homophobes or bigots, so Im just making sure you are neither.
Personally I don't care what people do in their spare time. If someone is totally gay, that's cool; if someone is bi, that's cool too. However, when someone screams about their sexuality like 12 year olds cling to whatever culture is popular it gets pretty annoying. People who use their alleged sexuality (and in Zurtok's case that's questionable, he's probably using it in a lame attempt at being "edgy" or "offensive" (and failing miserably, succeeding only in further owning himself)) as the primary means of identifying who they are is pretty much the equivalent of a wykkan screaming "OH MY GODDESS" every 10 seconds. Just sayin.
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokWhat, you're ashamed that there might be someone else around here who could *gasp* steal your lime light?
The limelight of a section I never post in? AYRTS?
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I wanted a Hiatus, so I took one. I did not run off with my tail between my legs. I got fed up so I walked out for awhile. There is an utter difference between the two.
Just because you're angry that you have a small penis, don't take it out on me. I will have to laugh at your tiny pee-wee more =)
Oh noes!!!1 A penis joke and a PMS joke! You truly are a master of everything ghey. Don't mistake ghey for gay, you seem to have been doing that with nauseating frequency lately. You're the one who kicked up a bunch of shit after you said you were done and then got owned repeatedly by pretty much everyone. Read the post where you tried to argue that "
private messages" were not private. That's what getting owned looks like. You never did appologize for that horseshit either.
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Troof. I was just makin' sure. WAY too many asshole homophobes around campus, and have been pwning as many as possible. 8)
Nope, I'm all for pwning redneck biggots and dickbag fratboys. The ony sexual preference I would attack someone for (physically or otherwise) is being a pedophile. If I could do so with impunity I'd kill every last child molester with my bare fucking hands and if my life ever gets seriously screwed up I might just do it anyways. Other than that, the only thing that bothers me is stupid people.
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This is the correct Schwinn 10-speed.
Quote from:  Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokWhat, you're ashamed that there might be someone else around here who could *gasp* steal your lime light?
The limelight of a section I never post in? AYRTS?
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I wanted a Hiatus, so I took one. I did not run off with my tail between my legs. I got fed up so I walked out for awhile. There is an utter difference between the two.
Just because you're angry that you have a small penis, don't take it out on me. I will have to laugh at your tiny pee-wee more =)
Oh noes!!!1 A penis joke and a PMS joke! You truly are a master of everything ghey. Don't mistake ghey for gay, you seem to have been doing that with nauseating frequency lately. You're the one who kicked up a bunch of shit after you said you were done and then got owned repeatedly by pretty much everyone. Read the post where you tried to argue that "private messages" were not private. That's what getting owned looks like. You never did appologize for that horseshit either.
Fine. Whatever.
But, why the FUCK would I apologize to you, or anyone on this board? I do what I'm going to do, and I say what I'm going to say. Have a problem? Get over it.
If you keep thinking "That man has abused me," holding it as a much-cherished grievance, your anger will never be allayed. If you can put down that fury-inducing thought, your anger will lessen. Fury will never end fury, it will just ricochet on and on. Only putting it down will end such an abysmal state.
-Sunnata VaggaThis is about how I am feeling right now.
I'm sure you have a thousand complaints about that.
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Because I can't resist posting pictures.
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokSo, you say you're here to start a ruckus? You say you're here to show the Chaotes what chaos is? You make me laugh. Hell, I make me laugh, since I'm doing the same thing that you're doing. But, I think I do it better, I think I might have to show you.
Okay, so show us.
W00T!! ANOTHER MASSIVE WAVE OF PURE STUPID IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED!!!
You have the power to stop this!
So?
Quote from: The DoctorYou have the power to stop this!
But, why would anyone want to?
I don't know. Maybe it would be an interesting experiment to try and go a week without a flame war?
BORING!
*shoves the Doctor down another flight of steps*
Quote from: The DoctorI don't know. Maybe it would be an interesting experiment to try and go a week without a flame war?
You extremist you!
*stands up, dusts himself off*
Wow! How many floors down does this place go? I'm impressed.
*walks away whistling*
I think its kind of like an escher print.
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: The DoctorI don't know. Maybe it would be an interesting experiment to try and go a week without a flame war?
You extremist you!
*sigh* I know, it was too much to ask. Maybe the people here just aren't up to that kind of a challenge. Someday, maybe....
Nah.
8)
Why would anyone stop it??
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Everybody loves a train wreck!
What a waste of a perfectly lovely train! :cry:
You have no appreciation for art.
Steam engines are art, too.
Yeah but derailed steam engine > steam engine.
Also, they can't BLOW THEIR FUCKING WHISLTES AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT KEEPING YOU AWAKE, SLOWLY DRIVING YOU INTO A DEEP DARK PIT OF MADNESS AND HATE UNTIL ONE DAY YOU'RE FORCED TO BUILD A TREBUCHET WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF COVERING THE CONDUCTORS IN THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF FECES!
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Also, they can't BLOW THEIR FUCKING WHISLTES AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT KEEPING YOU AWAKE, SLOWLY DRIVING YOU INTO A DEEP DARK PIT OF MADNESS AND HATE UNTIL ONE DAY YOU'RE FORCED TO BUILD A TREBUCHET WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF COVERING THE CONDUCTORS IN THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF FECES!
So, you're saying if we turn off the trains you'll become a nice tranquil wykkan?
Wow. Remind me not to invite you over for a Shining Time Station marathon, eh?
:lol:
*stabs Zurtok in the face repeatedly with a piece of hot iron*
Maybe.
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from:  Yeah but derailed steam engine > steam engine.
Also, they can't BLOW THEIR FUCKING WHISLTES AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT KEEPING YOU AWAKE, SLOWLY DRIVING YOU INTO A DEEP DARK PIT OF MADNESS AND HATE UNTIL ONE DAY YOU'RE FORCED TO BUILD A TREBUCHET WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF COVERING THE CONDUCTORS IN THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF FECES!
So, you're saying if we turn off the trains you'll become a nice tranquil wykkan?
Jesus, I hope not. The world has enough of those scum, as it is.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: His Holiness the ZurtokSo, you say you're here to start a ruckus? You say you're here to show the Chaotes what chaos is? You make me laugh. Hell, I make me laugh, since I'm doing the same thing that you're doing. But, I think I do it better, I think I might have to show you.
Okay, so show us.
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Yeah, but you can't say it's a suprise.
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I just want him to show us what Real Chaos(tm) is. After all, he's better at it than we are.
But, I wonder...is our satisfaction
guaranteed?
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I just want him to show us what Real Chaos(tm) is. After all, he's better at it than we are.
But, I wonder...is our satisfaction guaranteed?
Of course not.
But, I'm not here to get into the arguement of who is more Discordian(tm). I'm here to make more Pie and Cookies. Or, make my own brand of Pie and Cookies and call it something cooler and fluffier.
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from:  Yeah, but you can't say it's a suprise.
I just want him to show us what Real Chaos(tm) is. After all, he's better at it than we are.
But, I wonder...is our satisfaction guaranteed?
Of course not.
But, I'm not here to get into the arguement of who is more Discordian(tm). I'm here to make more Pie and Cookies. Or, make my own brand of Pie and Cookies and call it something cooler and fluffier.
You said you were better at Chaos(tm), and that you were going to show us.
Are you going to let your public down? What about Little Billy? Are you going to disappoint HIM?
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Yeah, but you can't say it's a suprise.
I just want him to show us what Real Chaos(tm) is. After all, he's better at it than we are.
But, I wonder...is our satisfaction guaranteed?
Of course not.
But, I'm not here to get into the arguement of who is more Discordian(tm). I'm here to make more Pie and Cookies. Or, make my own brand of Pie and Cookies and call it something cooler and fluffier.
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokSo, you say you're here to start a ruckus? You say you're here to show the Chaotes what chaos is? You make me laugh. Hell, I make me laugh, since I'm doing the same thing that you're doing. But, I think I do it better, I think I might have to show you.
*cough* *cough* *cOWNEDugh*
P.S. I never said I was here to show anyone what anything was. Stupid fuck.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: His Holiness the ZurtokQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from:  Yeah, but you can't say it's a suprise.
I just want him to show us what Real Chaos(tm) is. After all, he's better at it than we are.
But, I wonder...is our satisfaction guaranteed?
Of course not.
But, I'm not here to get into the arguement of who is more Discordian(tm). I'm here to make more Pie and Cookies. Or, make my own brand of Pie and Cookies and call it something cooler and fluffier.
You said you were better at Chaos(tm), and that you were going to show us.
Are you going to let your public down? What about Little Billy? Are you going to disappoint HIM?
Yes, I want Little Billy (and especially that terrible band - HIM) to be disappointed. I was also making the attempt to laugh at myself in that statement. But, perhaps on further examination I didn't make the sarcasm go far enough.
Or maybe you're incapable of being funny.
P.S. I appologize for not posting a gratuitious pwned or owned pic in the previous post.
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Yes, I want Little Billy (and especially that terrible band - HIM) to be disappointed. I was also making the attempt to laugh at myself in that statement. But, perhaps on further examination I didn't make the sarcasm go far enough.
Great. Now Little Billy's dreams will be crushed, and he'll turn into a bitter young man, who will join the military out of sheer ennui...comeing home from Iraq, he'll find that the only job avaialable is in the post office, where his bitterness and PTSD will turn to uncontrollable rage. He will then gun down all of his co-workers, thus killing the man who would have been the father of the man who would have invented the devices which would have kept you and your loved ones from being slain and devoured by Nazi Hell Creatures from the Center of the Earth(tm).
I hope you're fucking satisfied.
I hope that guy shoots Zurtok first.
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Fuck you.
He'd BETTER shoot ME first.
Goddammit.
Quit being so selfish, the elimination of extreme cases of ghey takes precedence over your needs and wants.
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Blow me. I've been hearing that excuse for more than 3 decades.
Maybe you should take part in the search for a cure for ghey so society could tend to yuor needs.
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Piss on THAT. Why should I help the monkeys?
Eh.. point...
.....but don't expect them to gather up the wherewithall to kill you.
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.....but don't expect them to gather up the wherewithall to kill you.
They'd better, for their sakes.
:lol:
You think they care what happens to themselves as a whole?
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You think they care what happens to themselves as a whole?
That's why I try to deal with them on a personal basis.
Yeah, I hate them THAT much.
You've got to be one of the busiest people ever then.
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Yeah, but on the plus side, it's not like you have to go LOOKING for assholes.
:lol:
I do... but then I don't live near too many people.
[re-jack... sorta]
Zurtok, per your OP... Is there something in the PD you'd wish to elaborate on, or otherwise discuss in a way that hasn't been done to death several times over?
Cuz now's your chance... If you've got something to say abouyt the PD, some new revelation, go ahead. I'm listening.
And don't forget the pie. You promised pie.
And cookies.
8)
Hush, now. I'm giving Z an opportunity to do as he pleases... to give him that small window of opportunity to make good on his rant.
Honest. All these kids talk about "no one ever discusses the PD anymore", but they never actually do anything about it.
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Zurtok, per your OP... Is there something in the PD you'd wish to elaborate on, or otherwise discuss in a way that hasn't been done to death several times over?
Cuz now's your chance... If you've got something to say abouyt the PD, some new revelation, go ahead. I'm listening.
He said he can do it (chaos) better than all of us, yet he remains silent.
How CAN this be?
Uh.. Hello? He's a fucking idiot...
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He is a wise man, a veritable Solomon.
With a raging case of the ghey.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Uh.. Hello? He's a fucking idiot...
He is a wise man, a veritable Solomon with an extra chromosome.
With a raging case of the ghey.
Fixed that for ya.
Yeah, another retard joke.
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He is a wise man, a veritable Solomon with an extra chromosome.
With a raging case of the ghey.
Fixed that for ya.
Yeah, another retard joke.
They never get old.