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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2005, 05:32:41 AM

Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2005, 05:32:41 AM
Blarg!
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 10, 2005, 05:34:23 AM
Maybe you're just not being patient enough.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2005, 05:37:39 AM
Quote from:  Maybe you're just not being patient enough.

Give me my instant gratification, or give me death.  

Or food.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 10, 2005, 05:39:57 AM
Spoken like a true Amurrican. Unfortunately with all these restrictions on stemcell and genetic research I fear it might be a long time before we see giant killer ants.

Thanks again Mr. President, you fucker.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: B_M_W on October 10, 2005, 05:40:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Science Fiction/Horror Writers, past and present:

Well, where the fuck are they?  Where are the CHUD?  Where are the giant ants, coming out of the sewers of LA?  Where are the T-Rexes, eating hapless tourists?  Where are the mad computers slaying astronaughts?  Hell, sirs and madams, I'd settle for Night of the Lepus, if I had to.

Where are all the insane cyborgs?  The crazed super-soldiers gone rogue?  How about a fucking asteroid, headed for Earth?  Nuclear war? You PROMISED all these things, but - like all prophets - it seems you lied.

And that pisses me off.

You see, I've been looking forward to Spiders From Mars, Armageddon, Independence Day, Jurrassic Park...all of these wonderful visions of the future...the monsters, the heros, the utter annihilation of All Life On Earth(tm)...

So bring them on, you bloated old windbags...I want to see alien bugs with acid blood, and I want to see them NOW.  I want doomsday machines, Godzilla, those worm thingies from Tremors...Even the fish thingie from Deep Rising would make my fucking day, though 7 Monkeys would be pretty fucking cool, too.

Get off your ass.  Burn this bitch down.

Or kill me.

This is the correct version of Revalations.

8)
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2005, 05:40:38 AM
Quote from:  Spoken like a true Amurrican. Unfortunately with all these restrictions on stemcell and genetic research I fear it might be a long time before we see giant killer ants.

Thanks again Mr. President, you fucker.

Just another reason to hate the fundies.

More than everyone else, I mean.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Cain on October 10, 2005, 09:01:15 AM
We need GitMo to lead them out of the sewers anyway....
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: The Doctor on October 10, 2005, 06:16:12 PM
'1984' is coming true, doesn't that cheer you up even a little bit?
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2005, 01:03:26 AM
Quote from: CainWe need GitMo to lead them out of the sewers anyway....

Well, in about 11 months, you'll have him.

Maybe.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 11, 2005, 07:14:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: CainWe need GitMo to lead them out of the sewers anyway....

Well, in about 11 months, you'll have him.

Maybe.

In the mean time just trust the other humans to be the monsters. The aliens probably won't invade us because they KNOW our species is psychopathic and will end in ruin.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2005, 01:58:35 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: CainWe need GitMo to lead them out of the sewers anyway....

Well, in about 11 months, you'll have him.

Maybe.

In the mean time just trust the other humans to be the monsters. The aliens probably won't invade us because they KNOW our species is psychopathic and will end in ruin.

Troof.  This is the trailer park of the galaxy.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 12, 2005, 02:27:28 AM
Aliens won't fuck with us for the same reason that Hitler wasn't assassinated towards the end of WWII.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2005, 02:28:32 AM
Quote from:  Aliens won't fuck with us for the same reason that Hitler wasn't assassinated towards the end of WWII.

Everyone who could was dead?
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 12, 2005, 02:44:56 AM
Or he was fucking up so badly that we were better of leaving him in power rather than risking that be be replaced with someone competent/sane.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 12, 2005, 06:53:57 PM
Quote from:  Or he was fucking up so badly that we were better of leaving him in power rather than risking that be be replaced with someone competent/sane.

Nah. He just got slapped by both Amurricuh and Russia.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 12, 2005, 09:30:05 PM
Nah, he stopped listening to his generals and got PWNED because he was insane.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 12, 2005, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from:  Nah, he stopped listening to his generals and got PWNED because he was insane.

Nah. That was just cause they tried to kill him and failed.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on October 13, 2005, 09:21:08 PM
Quote from:  Or he was fucking up so badly that we were better of leaving him in power rather than risking that be be replaced with someone competent/sane.

The people he surrounded himself with, who would've replaced him, were more insane than him. At least, that's what my history teacher told me.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 13, 2005, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bob Dole
Quote from:  Or he was fucking up so badly that we were better of leaving him in power rather than risking that be be replaced with someone competent/sane.

The people he surrounded himself with, who would've replaced him, were more insane than him. At least, that's what my history teacher told me.

I don't know about how insane they were. I tend to think that human evil is pretty fucking banal and ordinary. So sane people can do all sorts of atrocities. The reason why I see it like this is because when we separate ourselves from "evildoers" and make who they are something "specially evil" or "insane" we ignore the good possibility of atrocity happening again. Evil and horror come from ordinary humans just like good and wonderful things.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Cain on October 13, 2005, 10:06:05 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: Bob Dole
Quote from:  Or he was fucking up so badly that we were better of leaving him in power rather than risking that be be replaced with someone competent/sane.

The people he surrounded himself with, who would've replaced him, were more insane than him. At least, that's what my history teacher told me.

I don't know about how insane they were. I tend to think that human evil is pretty fucking banal and ordinary. So sane people can do all sorts of atrocities. The reason why I see it like this is because when we separate ourselves from "evildoers" and make who they are something "specially evil" or "insane" we ignore the good possibility of atrocity happening again. Evil and horror come from ordinary humans just like good and wonderful things.

I tend to agree.  They were "Efficient", to be accurate, whereas Hitler was a lazy slob.  Thats why they were worrrying.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2005, 01:10:07 AM
Quote from: Bob Dole
Quote from:  Or he was fucking up so badly that we were better of leaving him in power rather than risking that be be replaced with someone competent/sane.

The people he surrounded himself with, who would've replaced him, were more insane than him. At least, that's what my history teacher told me.

Your history teacher had his head up his ass.

Speer was nowhere NEAR as batty as Hitler.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 14, 2005, 08:56:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Bob Dole
Quote from:  Or he was fucking up so badly that we were better of leaving him in power rather than risking that be be replaced with someone competent/sane.

The people he surrounded himself with, who would've replaced him, were more insane than him. At least, that's what my history teacher told me.

Your history teacher had his head up his ass.

Speer was nowhere NEAR as batty as Hitler.
Hitler wasn't batty. He just had constipation.
Title: Rev Roger, Rant #10: Where the HELL are the CHUD?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2005, 01:15:38 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC

Hitler wasn't batty. He just had constipation.

Dang.  I hate to think what would happen if he ever got the shits.