Blarg!
I give this edition 5 substantial woots out of 5. Nice.
I'll add on an extra half a woot for this line:
"Oh. Then get on the highway, and drive really fast. I have to get the bugs out of my hair. They're sharp."
Quote from:  I give this edition 5 substantial woots out of 5. Nice.
I'll add on an extra half a woot for this line:
"Oh. Then get on the highway, and drive really fast. I have to get the bugs out of my hair. They're sharp."
:lol:
Apparently, I forgot the really funny shit, and Maria won't tell me.
*thunderous applause*
Best one yet. Just perfect. I envy you (which sounds psychotic) because you really know how it is, and all the rest of us are just plodding along lost.
Damn, that was good.
10/10
BMW
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Best one yet. Just perfect. I envy you (which sounds psychotic) because you really know how it is, and all the rest of us are just plodding along lost.
Damn, that was good.
1. Either that, or I'm just another loud mouth misanthrope, who sees the world through shit-stained glasses. But the world (at least Tucson) really IS this bad, I suspect.
2. Thanks.
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1. Either that, or I'm just another loud mouth misanthrope, who sees the world through shit-stained glasses. But the world (at least Tucson) really IS this bad, I suspect.
The world really is this bad, most people avoid seeing it somehow. And your glasses aren't shit stained, they're the only ones that are reasonably clean.
Quote2. Thanks.
No, I should be thanking YOU for getting things done. :D
8)
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The world really is this bad, most people avoid seeing it somehow. And your glasses aren't shit stained, they're the only ones that are reasonably clean.
I've always believed that the average guy, if he started actually paying attention*, would start screaming, and never stop.
* examples on request, but consider yourself warned.
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I've always believed that the average guy, if he started actually paying attention*, would start screaming, and never stop.
* examples on request, but consider yourself warned.
I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.
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I've always believed that the average guy, if he started actually paying attention*, would start screaming, and never stop.
* examples on request, but consider yourself warned.
I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.
Wise man.
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I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.
Wise man.
No, just not stupid as most people. Thats all.
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I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.
Wise man.
[zen]No, just not stupid as most people. Thats all.[/zen]
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I think it would be better and easier on the psyche if I delved and figured them out for myself. Otherwise, the shock might cause my system to overload.
Wise man.
[zen]No, just not stupid as most people. Thats all.[/zen]
*violently smacks Fnnordie's head with a stick*
That'll teach ya.
8)
*stares vacantly as drool forms at the corners of his mouth*
I to think brain working not now... I like cheese..
Does anyone else smell purple?
:lol: That was great! All I can say really.
Quote from: Cain:lol: That was great! All I can say really.
Thanks.
Oh, I like where you took this, Rog. A well-told tale.
I especially like the "Vertical lock, horizontal key" line. That shit happens to me all the time.
And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.
Of course, you know what comes next...
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Heh. Tripping Roger. Heh. Vertical - Horizontal key. Heh.
good to see you found some fun before the spinning blades come down.
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And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.
I wish I knew how I did it.
Maria just snickers and makes werewolf references.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCHeh. Tripping Roger. Heh. Vertical - Horizontal key. Heh.
good to see you found some fun before the spinning blades come down.
You can still have a good time, if you apply yourself.
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And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.
I wish I knew how I did it.
Maria just snickers and makes werewolf references.
:shock:
Damn, that was a bad image.
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And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.
I wish I knew how I did it.
Maria just snickers and makes werewolf references.
:shock:
Damn, that was a bad image.
Yeah.
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Believe me, some things just should not be seen.
WRONG!
Everything, no matter how badly it crushes your soul, no matter how much it scars you for the rest of your life, no matter how badly it makes you want to kill yourself (and fuck the body) should be seen.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodBelieve me, some things just should not be seen.
Maria should be seen.
But I'm keeping her all to myself.
Fuck you all. 8)
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Everything, no matter how badly it crushes your soul, no matter how much it scars you for the rest of your life, no matter how badly it makes you want to kill yourself (and fuck the body) should be seen.
Really? Go watch Dr Phil.
*twitches*
Way ahead of yuo.
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Way ahead of yuo.
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You ALWAYS fall for that.
Whatever, personally I think you haven't fully realized the possibly extent of douche-baggery of the human race until you've watched Dr. Phil.
Jerry Springer gives you a vauge idea but then you see Dr. Phil (not his guests) and you become enlightened as far as douchebaggery goes.
Like I said: everything, no matter how horrible, should be seen. The more you've seen the better, even if its shit or its the most fucked up thing you've ever seen.
Imagine what the world would be like without goatse or tubgirl.
You just wouldn't be quite as jaded as you are today.
Edit: P.S. I could totally take that crocodile.
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Troof. Nothing like watching some smug assbag preach bootstrapping to people who have no shoes.
me = unowned (liberated even)
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This is the incorrect dual-wheeled vehicle.
You're just afraid to attempt omniscience.
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Naw, just too disgusted with
what I can already see.
Like I said...
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That isn't what you said.
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Fear of disgust is still fear.
Huh? How does disgust turn into fear of disgust?
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodHuh? How does disgust turn into fear of disgust?
Does he get dizzy, when he spins like that?
No I don't, and if you're disgusted aren't you afraid of being increasingly disgusted? Yeah, you are even if you don't want to admit it.
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Fnorrdie, did you
really just presume to tell me what/how I think?
TGRR,
Wants to be 169% sure of what you are trying to say.
Are you telling me that if you're disgusted you don't mind? You don't care if you become more disgusted?
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Answer the question.
I was referring to pretty much every human being evar, I mean I don't know for sure but I've got to assume that everyone is wired more or less the same way and fear is the thing that tells you that picking a fight with a 300lb bouncer who could snap you in half is a bad thing and fear is the thing that tells you that watching one more episode of Dr. Phil will completely crush your will to live. Maybe I'm wrong though, maybe everyone has completely different physiological (sp) responses.
So answer my question.
Are you telling me that if you're disgusted you don't mind? You don't care if you become more disgusted?
Quote from:  I was referring to pretty much every human being evar, I mean I don't know for sure but I've got to assume that everyone is wired more or less the same way and fear is the thing that tells you that picking a fight with a 300lb bouncer who could snap you in half is a bad thing and fear is the thing that tells you that watching one more episode of Dr. Phil will completely crush your will to live. Maybe I'm wrong though, maybe everyone has completely different physiological (sp) responses.
So answer my question.
Are you telling me that if you're disgusted you don't mind? You don't care if you become more disgusted?
That wasn't an answer.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: I was referring to pretty much every human being evar, I mean I don't know for sure but I've got to assume that everyone is wired more or less the same way and fear is the thing that tells you that picking a fight with a 300lb bouncer who could snap you in half is a bad thing and fear is the thing that tells you that watching one more episode of Dr. Phil will completely crush your will to live. Maybe I'm wrong though, maybe everyone has completely different physiological (sp) responses.
So answer my question.
Are you telling me that if you're disgusted you don't mind? You don't care if you become more disgusted?
That wasn't an answer.
So you aren't a human?
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So answer my question.
Are you telling me that if you're disgusted you don't mind? You don't care if you become more disgusted?
That wasn't an answer.
So you aren't a human?
Goodbye, Fnorrdie.
:lol:
You still didn't answer the original question.
You're just going to say "goodbye"?
C'mon Rog, be a sport. I answered your question.
Nobody is right all the time.
Um, I'm just going to point out that there are other survival instincts besides fear. Such as disgust.
*runs away*
Getting too drunk to argue...
Urgh..
Ok, so if you're disgusted aren't you afraid of becoming more disgusted?
If looking at goatse makes you vomit, and you don't like to vomit, you have no fear of looking at it again?
...
..
?
Don't like to isn't the same as being afraid of. I really don't like to vomit, but I'm not afraid of doing so.
Right.. if yuo say so...
Well, anyways...
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My other car is the millenium falcon!
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I doubt that Roger has that problem. I think hes seen so much that damn near NOTHING can faze him (thus his stoicism while working). Most people would start screaming and never stop if they got even a peak at the things he knows.
BMW (Not tellin how TGGR thinks, just respectfully guessing)
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I doubt that Roger has that problem. I think hes seen so much that damn near NOTHING can faze him (thus his stoicism while working). Most people would start screaming and never stop if they got even a peak at the things he knows.
BMW (Not tellin how TGGR thinks, just respectfully guessing)
Naw. I haven't seen much more than anyone else my age, I suspect.
I just
paid attention.
ADD FTW!
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I doubt that Roger has that problem. I think hes seen so much that damn near NOTHING can faze him (thus his stoicism while working). Most people would start screaming and never stop if they got even a peak at the things he knows.
BMW (Not tellin how TGGR thinks, just respectfully guessing)
Naw. I haven't seen much more than anyone else my age, I suspect.
I just paid attention.
>.< I said that wrong. Oh well, you repeated what you already said earlier this thread. Replace "paid attention" with "seen" in what I said. Then it makes sense with what you already said.
Did I mention Im sleep deprived?
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Did I mention Im sleep deprived?
No.
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Did I mention Im sleep deprived?
No.
Well, I have now. Course, sleep deprived for me is probably a walk in the park for you all. Me, I need my sleep or I can't function correctly. Thus much retartedness ensues.
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Did I mention Im sleep deprived?
No.
Well, I have now. Course, sleep deprived for me is probably a walk in the park for you all. Me, I need my sleep or I can't function correctly. Thus much retartedness ensues.
I just get all ill-tempered.
See: most of my posts in the last hour or so.
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Why?
I was slow, it was in reference to retardedness ensuing.
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And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.
I wish I knew how I did it.
Maria just snickers and makes werewolf references.
[re-jack]
I'm getting a visual of candy bars and broken bones...
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[re-jack]
I'm getting a visual of candy bars and broken bones...
If I were you, I'd be grateful it's something so benign.
What do you mean?
I'd prefer to be visualizing something a bit more... decadent.
::points to bookshelf full of de Sade::
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And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.
I wish I knew how I did it.
Maria just snickers and makes werewolf references.
[re-jack]
I'm getting a visual of candy bars and broken bones...
I don't think that's what Maria was alluding to.
But she won't tell me.
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