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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: deet on October 12, 2005, 08:06:05 AM

Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 12, 2005, 08:06:05 AM
Eris is as Eris does
...and you might not like it.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 12, 2005, 03:50:00 PM
What, you don't like a daily bat to the head?
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 12, 2005, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodWhat, you don't like a daily bat to the head?

That?

That's just a cement filled sock.....
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 12, 2005, 08:02:55 PM
Okay, daily hard object to the head.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 12, 2005, 10:34:03 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodOkay, daily hard object to the head.

If you teach a man to hit himself on the head with a fish, he can have a headache everyday for the rest of his life.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 12, 2005, 11:32:37 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodOkay, daily hard object to the head.

If you teach a man to hit himself on the head with a fish, he can have a headache everyday for the rest of his life.
Why'ncha just teach him how to drink?
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 13, 2005, 01:18:15 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodOkay, daily hard object to the head.

TEEHEE! *penis joke*
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 13, 2005, 03:30:41 AM
didn't i already write thsi one better?

:?
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 13, 2005, 03:32:39 AM
Probably, but I'm too lazy to find it. Link?
Title: Re: Daily Illumination
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2005, 04:16:30 AM
Quote from: ethosionEris is as Eris does
...and you might not like it.

So, basically, I have an excuse to be a total dickhead.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/banana.gif)
Title: Oc1405
Post by: deet on October 14, 2005, 08:37:47 AM
If something exists only in your mind,
...then does it not exist?
Title: Re: Oc1405
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 14, 2005, 08:58:25 AM
Quote from: ethosionIf something exists only in your mind,
...then does it not exist?

Nope.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 14, 2005, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from:  Probably, but I'm too lazy to find it. Link?


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 14, 2005, 10:30:48 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from:  Probably, but I'm too lazy to find it. Link?


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089

The horror!
Title: Re: Oc1405
Post by: Cain on October 14, 2005, 10:30:50 AM
Quote from: ethosionIf something exists only in your mind,
...then does it not exist?

It does exist....just only in your mind.
Title: Re: Oc1405
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 14, 2005, 10:31:13 AM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: ethosionIf something exists only in your mind,
...then does it not exist?

It does exist....just only in your mind.

If that can be said to exist.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on October 14, 2005, 11:18:41 AM
I JUST POOMP MY PANCE
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 14, 2005, 11:32:08 AM
(http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics12/1-Misc/images/forban-haskell-noslack.jpg)
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on October 14, 2005, 11:54:39 AM
FUCK NO!!! :(
Title: Re: Oc1405
Post by: Cain on October 14, 2005, 12:25:32 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: ethosionIf something exists only in your mind,
...then does it not exist?

It does exist....just only in your mind.

If that can be said to exist.

Only in my mind.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 14, 2005, 09:17:11 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from:  Probably, but I'm too lazy to find it. Link?


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089

The horror!

meh.

didn't forest gump rip get old before i finsihed puberty?
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Enrico Salazar on October 14, 2005, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: synaptyxI JUST POOMP MY PANCE

Enrico thought he was the only old man who did that still.  That brings heat to the under of my throbbing glot, thank you Synaptyx thank you.

You are a pleasing faggot.

your friend,

Enrico.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2005, 01:28:29 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Quote from: synaptyxI JUST POOMP MY PANCE

Enrico thought he was the only old man who did that still.  That brings heat to the under of my throbbing glot, thank you Synaptyx thank you.

You are a pleasing faggot.

your friend,

Enrico.

Great.  Another fucktard that thinks he's funny.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 16, 2005, 08:47:15 AM
:shock: I'm not looking. :shock:
:lol: and I swear I won't laugh. :lol:
fnord?
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 16, 2005, 06:21:22 PM
I think he's funny.
Title: This thread is jackproof!
Post by: deet on October 17, 2005, 09:24:59 PM
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They really do sit in the dark and whine.
Title: Re: This thread is jackproof!
Post by: B_M_W on October 17, 2005, 10:53:25 PM
Quote from: ethosionHow many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They really do sit in the dark and whine.

That was funny...when I heard it last year.

8)
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 18, 2005, 08:06:49 PM
It's still funny.
It's also completely true.

Living room lights, hallway lights all burned out.
A whole lotta bitchin' went on.
Not much light changing.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 18, 2005, 08:22:00 PM
Ok...

(http://www.stuorg.iastate.edu/pkt/work%20week/Mule's%20thumbs%20Up.JPG)
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Cole Frehlen on October 18, 2005, 08:23:23 PM
So tempted to put it in my sig... must... resist...
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 18, 2005, 10:31:31 PM
is that Dick Simmons i see?
Title: Re: Oc1405
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2005, 02:09:40 AM
Quote from: ethosionIf something exists only in your mind,
...then does it not exist?

No.
Title: Re: Oc1405
Post by: deet on October 19, 2005, 07:23:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
No.

no imagination? never had a nightmare?

no odd stains in the underwear, wakin' up in them morning?  :oops:
Title: Re: Oc1405
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2005, 07:24:07 AM
Quote from: ethosion
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
No.

no imagination? never had a nightmare?

no odd stains in the underwear, wakin' up in them morning?  :oops:

Don't ask me.  Ask Enrico.
Title: Today's morbid message...
Post by: deet on October 22, 2005, 07:08:01 AM
It doesn't matter how healthy you are, when you get hit by a bus.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 23, 2005, 07:02:06 PM
Don't get too caught up on specific definitions.
A spade, is a shovel, is an entrenchment tool.

And they'll all dig a big-ass hole.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2005, 07:10:00 PM
Quote from: ethosionDon't get too caught up on specific definitions.
A spade, is a shovel, is an entrenchment tool.

And they'll all dig a big-ass hole.

So will my foot.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 24, 2005, 08:10:32 PM
That which makes no sense often contains the most basic truths.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: LMNO on October 24, 2005, 08:19:23 PM
Quote from: ethosionThat which makes no sense often contains the most basic truths.

And that basic truth usually is, "most people don't know when to shut the fuck up."





(Not directed at ethosion in particular, btw.)
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2005, 01:23:39 AM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: ethosionThat which makes no sense often contains the most basic truths.

And that basic truth usually is, "most people don't know when to shut the fuck up."





(Not directed at ethosion in particular, btw.)

That's okay, I love you anyway.  

TGRR,
Would hit it.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: AFK on October 25, 2005, 02:20:16 AM
Quote from: ethosionThat which makes no sense often contains the most basic truths.

So the world really is run by idiots then isn't it?
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 27, 2005, 06:19:13 AM
A lot can be done in a day, but very little in a week.
A great deal can be completed in a year, but less so in a lifetime.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 28, 2005, 04:35:53 PM
Don't get caught up in your own hurricane.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 28, 2005, 08:28:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: ethosionThat which makes no sense often contains the most basic truths.

So the world really is run by idiots then isn't it?

Not only....But the world is run by idiots who mean it.
Title: Re: Oc1405
Post by: Enrico Salazar on October 28, 2005, 09:35:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ethosion
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
No.

no imagination? never had a nightmare?

no odd stains in the underwear, wakin' up in them morning?  :oops:

Don't ask me.  Ask Enrico.


One time a stain on the sheet in the morning had the profile of Charles Fort.  What does that mean?
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 28, 2005, 09:59:10 PM
It means you will develop a horrible addiction for chocolate within the next three days.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: fluffy on October 29, 2005, 02:07:43 AM

what's horrible about an addiction to chocolate?
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 29, 2005, 02:37:42 AM
Quote from: fluffy
what's horrible about an addiction to chocolate?

The needles are frickin' huge
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2005, 02:38:45 AM
Quote from: ethosion
Quote from: fluffy
what's horrible about an addiction to chocolate?

The needles are frickin' huge

It always get's stuck im my nostrils when I snort it, too.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on October 30, 2005, 12:15:22 PM
Sometimes, things are what they are.
Sometimes, things are what they are not.

Then, there are the things that aren't anything at all.
Title: Daily Illumination
Post by: deet on November 01, 2005, 07:52:36 PM
We risk death each time we sleep. For this, we are rewarded with our dreams.
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