Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Cain on October 16, 2005, 01:16:31 AM

Title: Notes from a Small Island Vol 4
Post by: Cain on October 16, 2005, 01:16:31 AM
We interrupt this rant to bring you a special announcement from our beloved leaders!

You are irrelevant.  You are not even worthy of our attention as voters, the only reason you are tolerated at all is because of the steady amounts of cash you put out for us and our friends.  Notice we only refer to you as tax payers today?  Thats because that's all you're good for.

We must stave off your doubts, make you march to the drums of consensous, be as outraged as you are.  The objective is everything, the players insignificant digits, necessary yet worthless in our calculations.

We will use you, drain you, kill you if we must and you will get the jobs one because we say so.  We understand things you can never hope to.  Do not question us, you have no access to our knowledge.

Now go back to your idiot boxes.  There is nothing to worry about tax payers, your Government is in control.  Here, drink this depressant, watch this mind-numbing and informationally challenged crap.  There is nothing to worry about, and everything to worry about.  But we are here to protect you.  Except when we dont want to, or it doesnt suit us.
Title: Notes from a Small Island Vol 4
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2005, 06:55:02 AM
Indeed.  

Food tubes and consumers, one and all.