Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: godemperorofhell on October 17, 2005, 11:58:43 PM

Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: godemperorofhell on October 17, 2005, 11:58:43 PM
Ok, every bonafide religion speaks about what awaits the soul (a.k.a creamy filling) after we are wormfood or cremated or excreted by a burmese tiger, here are my viable options:
00001) Nothing, there is no such thing as a soul, it's just a trick to sell more t-shirts. We don't get any refund
00002) Heaven is just an illusion. A group of supernatural beings just created it in order to harvest souls to offer to the Great Cthulhu when he awakes. If you go to hell you are just being marinated for Cthulhu's dessert. It's all the same.
00003) The buddhist are right and we reincarnate, but human is the bottom of the karmic wheel, we all reincarnate as cockroaches. Oops, I stumped uncle Morrie!!!
00004) We return to the primordial chaos and Discordianism is really the true religion. Naaaaah! That's impossible!
00005) We return as zombies to feast upon the brains of the living.

What do you think?
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: B_M_W on October 18, 2005, 02:21:31 AM
I'm leaning towards No. 3 (see monkier), but for some reason I like no five, it just rings right with me. Maybe something to do with a dream I had a few night ago...
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: Bella on October 18, 2005, 02:22:29 AM
Y'all know which one I'm going to pick. :twisted:
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: B_M_W on October 18, 2005, 02:24:35 AM
:shock: You were in that dream, Be-lla! :shock:
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: Bella on October 18, 2005, 02:25:51 AM
For serious? Wow.
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 18, 2005, 02:27:44 AM
gods of pwn get sent to a purgatory that consist of a lawn chair, a cooler with endless beers, sodas and sandwhich makins, and endless desert.

untilt hey are called back to teh material plane minus flesh by meddlesome kids.

but that's another story for anotehr day.
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: agent compassion on October 18, 2005, 02:30:35 AM
Don't forget the beer volcano.... ^_^
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: B_M_W on October 18, 2005, 02:32:01 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomFor serious? Wow.

Yeah, and there were lots of zombies, and they chased me through this castle. I was scared, until you turned me into an undead, and then everything was fun and the army marched off to turn the world into zombies and eat brains.

My reactions were like:  :shock:  :x  :cry:  :twisted:  :lol:
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: agent compassion on October 18, 2005, 02:32:55 AM
I wouldn't want to be zombified by anyone but Bella. :D
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: godemperorofhell on October 18, 2005, 04:53:17 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagergods of pwn get sent to a purgatory that consist of a lawn chair, a cooler with endless beers, sodas and sandwhich makins, and endless desert.

untilt hey are called back to teh material plane minus flesh by meddlesome kids.

but that's another story for anotehr day.

Hey, don't forget the strippers!

"Because a religion without zombies is like a woman without tentacles" Aristotle.
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 18, 2005, 04:58:20 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagergods of pwn get sent to a purgatory that consist of a lawn chair, a cooler with endless beers, sodas and sandwhich makins, and endless desert.

Uh...wait a minute...
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: Jack Chick on October 18, 2005, 08:22:38 AM
00006: ...see the picture in my sig for details
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: godemperorofhell on October 18, 2005, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: Jack Chick00006: ...see the picture in my sig for details
Mr Chick... Big fan of yours.

You forgot to say that the true religion is MORMONISM!!!!!!
Title: The discordian overview on the afterlife.
Post by: LHX on October 18, 2005, 12:45:45 PM
death = hoax