The revolution will probably be televised.
The revolution will be born in some stoner,Äôs basement. The revolution will be an ongoing prank in History class. The revolution will not be defined. The revolution will be acknowledged with a quiet nod. The revolution will gain momentum.
The revolution will be identified by recent college grads with Graphic Design and Marketing degrees burning holes in their pockets. The revolution will be pitched to CEOs of multinational corporations. The revolution will be analyzed, autopsied, sliced, diced, and stuck to corkboards with pushpins. The revolution will be cleaned up, polished, waxed, packaged, and tied in a nice bow.
The revolution will be leaked to the media. The revolution will show up on the catwalks of Paris, Italy, and Japan. The revolution will have its own burger. The revolution will have its theme song in heavy rotation on MTV. The revolution will be on Leno, Letterman, Conan, and The Daily Show. The revolution will turn down an appearance on Carson Daly.
The revolution will be sold at Hot Topic.
The revolution will be identified as a ,Äútrend,Äù by CNN. The revolution will be reported on by self-proclaimed Experts In The Field. The revolution will be blamed for teen pregnancy. The revolution will be synonymous with the ,ÄúTwinkie defense,Äù in courts of law.
The revolution will host a concert series to help the homeless. The revolution will be managed by financial advisors, lawyers, ad agencies, and media planners. The revolution will be publicly traded in the stock market. The revolution will be remixed by P. Diddy and released exclusively on iTunes.
The revolution will have sub-genres. The revolution will suffer an anti-revolution backlash. The revolution will appear on an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. The revolution will generate buzzwords that will be used by your parents trying to sound hip. The revolution will be in a Cadillac commercial. The revolution will be adopted by pre-pubescent girls trying to act ,Äúgrown up,Äù.
The revolution will be derided by Bill Mahr, Rush Limbaugh, & Al Franken. The revolution will be mocked by Jon Stewart, Steve Colbert, and Tina Fey. The revolution will appear on Best Week Ever. The revolution will become an automatic punchline. The revolution will be relegated to a question in the next edition of Trivial Pursuit.
The revolution will be televised. After all, there's market share to consider.
read and scored.
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Much obliged.
Most excellent.
I'm thinking of turning it into a song.
It would make a really good animated music video...
Well, if you know any animators, I'll toss it their way when I'm done.
Now the question is: are all revolutions completly futile?
yes.
Quote from: Cainyes.
At which point we can ask: Why do we therefore partake in them?
Because we can.
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At which point we can ask: Why do we therefore partake in them?
better than playing parcheesi?
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeQuote from: Cainyes.
At which point we can ask: Why do we therefore partake in them?
because it beats drinking Budweiser and watching NASCAR?
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I think its because we feel its better than doing nothing.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeQuote from: Cainyes.
At which point we can ask: Why do we therefore partake in them?
It seemed like the thing to do at the time...
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeI think its because we feel its better than doing nothing.
speak for yourself, I just don't feel like being legally obligated to drink american piss-lager and watch scripted pseudo-sports.
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Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeI think its because we feel its better than doing nothing.
speak for yourself, I just don't feel like being legally obligated to drink american piss-lager and watch scripted pseudo-sports.
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Why do yuo hate Amerrica? 8)
I thought I already explained that.
because America is hell-bent on ensuring that people like me NEVER get a piece of the pie.
and since I am hell-bent on getting a piece of the pie, relocation seems like a fairly obvious decision. Also, nationalism is fucking retarded.
for a better explanation of why than I can come up with on my own, check out this link: http://www.jeffvail.net/2005/05/love-your-nation-state.html
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Its a good one that. Wish I had read it before writing my essay on nationalism. Oh, and I'm just along for my own benefit also. Human nature never changes, so any ideology is incapable of overcoming our "flaws". We're damned regardless, and we're free. May as well have some fun before you leave.
Also, if it looks like it's already been through a sports fan's bladder, does it really qualify as beer?
Quote from: East Coast HustleI thought I already explained that.
because America is hell-bent on ensuring that people like me NEVER get a piece of the pie.
and since I am hell-bent on getting a piece of the pie, relocation seems like a fairly obvious decision. Also, nationalism is fucking retarded.
for a better explanation of why than I can come up with on my own, check out this link: http://www.jeffvail.net/2005/05/love-your-nation-state.html
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This is the correct angry prole.
Quote from: East Coast HustleI thought I already explained that.
because America is hell-bent on ensuring that people like me NEVER get a piece of the pie.
and since I am hell-bent on getting a piece of the pie, relocation seems like a fairly obvious decision. Also, nationalism is fucking retarded.
for a better explanation of why than I can come up with on my own, check out this link: http://www.jeffvail.net/2005/05/love-your-nation-state.html
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Cheese and Rice, it was just a joke! Of course I know why you hate America. :wink:
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeNow the question is: are all revolutions completly futile?
what about the velvet revolution?
(http://www.backwardglances.com/images/velvet%20hot%20pants%20set.jpg)
Quote from: DonkeyotayQuote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeNow the question is: are all revolutions completly futile?
what about the velvet revolution?
(http://www.backwardglances.com/images/velvet%20hot%20pants%20set.jpg)
Why? WHY?
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: DonkeyotayQuote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeNow the question is: are all revolutions completly futile?
what about the velvet revolution?
(http://www.backwardglances.com/images/velvet%20hot%20pants%20set.jpg)
Why? WHY?
Now THAT ones a duh, because he can. 8)
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: DonkeyotayQuote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeNow the question is: are all revolutions completly futile?
what about the velvet revolution?
(http://www.backwardglances.com/images/velvet%20hot%20pants%20set.jpg)
Why? WHY?
Now THAT ones a duh, because he can. 8)
Oops. What the HELL was *I* thinking? :oops:
TGRR,
Is always surprised when his own weapons are turned on him.
Something about
'Moral imperative'
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Now THAT ones a duh, because he can. 8)
Oops. What the HELL was *I* thinking? :oops:
TGRR,
Is always surprised when his own weapons are turned on him.
It happends to the best of us. :wink:
Quote from: DonkeyotaySomething about
'Moral imperative'
Nobody likes a smartass. :lol:
Wow...a pink crushed velvet shortsuit with RUFFLES.
Quote from: eroticThe revolution will probably be televised.
The revolution will be born in some stoner,Äôs basement. The revolution will be an ongoing prank in History class. The revolution will not be defined. The revolution will be acknowledged with a quiet nod. The revolution will gain momentum.
The revolution will be identified by recent college grads with Graphic Design and Marketing degrees burning holes in their pockets. The revolution will be pitched to CEOs of multinational corporations. The revolution will be analyzed, autopsied, sliced, diced, and stuck to corkboards with pushpins. The revolution will be cleaned up, polished, waxed, packaged, and tied in a nice bow.
The revolution will be leaked to the media. The revolution will show up on the catwalks of Paris, Italy, and Japan. The revolution will have its own burger. The revolution will have its theme song in heavy rotation on MTV. The revolution will be on Leno, Letterman, Conan, and The Daily Show. The revolution will turn down an appearance on Carson Daly.
The revolution will be sold at Hot Topic.
The revolution will be identified as a ,Äútrend,Äù by CNN. The revolution will be reported on by self-proclaimed Experts In The Field. The revolution will be blamed for teen pregnancy. The revolution will be synonymous with the ,ÄúTwinkie defense,Äù in courts of law.
The revolution will host a concert series to help the homeless. The revolution will be managed by financial advisors, lawyers, ad agencies, and media planners. The revolution will be publicly traded in the stock market. The revolution will be remixed by P. Diddy and released exclusively on iTunes.
The revolution will have sub-genres. The revolution will suffer an anti-revolution backlash. The revolution will appear on an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. The revolution will generate buzzwords that will be used by your parents trying to sound hip. The revolution will be in a Cadillac commercial. The revolution will be adopted by pre-pubescent girls trying to act ,Äúgrown up,Äù.
The revolution will be derided by Bill Mahr, Rush Limbaugh, & Al Franken. The revolution will be mocked by Jon Stewart, Steve Colbert, and Tina Fey. The revolution will appear on Best Week Ever. The revolution will become an automatic punchline. The revolution will be relegated to a question in the next edition of Trivial Pursuit.
The revolution will be televised. After all, there's market share to consider.
This was fucking awesome, btw.
Hey, thanks.
That means a lot, coming from you.
It takes a while for me to get these things going. I dunno how y'all do it.
i beat my staff of suepr inteleigent monkeys with a stick until the ol creative juices start flowing.
and then i call for a mop up and get to work.
i hate the revolution.