Principia Discordia

principia discordia and principiadiscordia.com issues

1. the principia discordia
the principia discordia is a cute book and can provide material to people who seek to defend themselves from the world intellectually

as such
it also presents ideas that people can align themselves with and create some sort of communal feeling about

2. real discordians
my two cents (which are prolly just blank pieces of copper) on the 'real discordian' issue is that a real discordian is either
a) somebody who actually wants to be called a real discordian
or
b) somebody who doesnt want to be called a real discordian but is a real discordian by somebody elses definition

my definition of a real discordian is unclear but it would likely have something to do with discord

3. alternate accounts
a) alternate accounts for the purpose of ruining the internet-entertainment-experience for others is good
b) alternate accounts for any other purpose such as
-having fun
-being cute
-being bored and having nothing else to do
-because everybody else is doing it
-because it represents a different yang of your yin
-or any other unexplainable reason
is not good and will likely result in an unexpectedly severe punishment

4. discordians vs. subgenius (pl)
the appearance of discord and discordians is SUGGESTIVE of the end of 'society'
the appearance of subgenius(pl) REPRESENT the end of 'society'

discordians loosen it up and get it moist
subgenius(pl) slip it in

it makes sense that they both made their appearance at around the same time

it wouldnt make sense for the subgenius to wait

once discordians are done their job
they are no longer needed

but
all efforts are appreciated

Haven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

and i vow that those were the last tears i will ever shed



except for one last crying session this afternoon

after that - no more

Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

plus

dont you notice how similar 'marital bliss' is to 'martial bliss'?

[Geeky sage]

It all depends on where you want your "I" to be.

[/Geeky sage]

Quote from: LHXa) alternate accounts for the purpose of ruining the internet-entertainment-experience for others is good
b) alternate accounts for any other purpose such as
-having fun
-being cute
-being bored and having nothing else to do
-because everybody else is doing it
-because it represents a different yang of your yin
-or any other unexplainable reason
is not good and will likely result in an unexpectedly severe punishment

Good to know I, for one, will not be severely punished.

Quote from: LHXDiscordians loosen it up, Subgenii slip it in

oh, HELL yeah!

8)

I think I said this before, but you are way smarter than you appear.

Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI think I said this before, but you are way smarter than you appear.

100 points for the ultimate backhanded compliment. :lol:

Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

Are you pissed at me?

I think some of your constituents may feel let down by the new Nicer(tm) Roger.

I don't count myself among them. I know better. All that marriage is going to do is cause an extreme buildup of pressure in your hateshitting valve which will result in a catastrophic shitting of hate when the seals start to go.

but you already know that.

8)

Quote from: East Coast HustleI think some of your constituents may feel let down by the new Nicer(tm) Roger.

I don't count myself among them. I know better. All that marriage is going to do is cause an extreme buildup of pressure in your hateshitting valve which will result in a catastrophic shitting of hate when the seals start to go.

but you already know that.

8)

either that or sex really is great stress relief.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

Are you pissed at me?

Not at all.  Just the opposite.  It sounded like LHX was stepping to you.

Quote from: Horab Fibslagereither that or sex really is great stress relief.

who's got the obligatory d'oh picture?

Quote from: East Coast HustleI think some of your constituents may feel let down by the new Nicer(tm) Roger.

Yeah, I kinda figured that.

That would explain why - even though they bitch when I start POOMPING hate all over the place, hardly anyone steps in when I get slammed while I AM behaving myself...because, I think, they PREFER to see me go sideways, though they'll never admit it.

Since there is no advantage to being either good OR bad, I will do neither, and just wallow in my laziness.  Let someone else work their ass off...I'm just gonna post pithy comments and non-sequitors.

TGRR,
Just can't be bothered either way.

Quote from: erotic

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: eroticHaven't you heard?

There's no reason to step anymore.

TGRR has gotten married, and is currently in the state known ans "marital bliss".

Are you pissed at me?

Not at all.  Just the opposite.  It sounded like LHX was stepping to you.

::shrug::

roger, i like you, even though it's fun to fight with you.

unfortunately it appears you've learned the wisdom of wu-wei.  fuck.

kim

Quote from: sakredchaoroger, i like you, even though it's fun to fight with you.

unfortunately it appears you've learned the wisdom of wu-wei.  fuck.

kim

Nonsense.  I have no wisdom at all.

But thanks for playing.

EDIT:  Who the fuck is wu-wei?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: sakredchaoroger, i like you, even though it's fun to fight with you.

unfortunately it appears you've learned the wisdom of wu-wei.  fuck.

kim

Nonsense.  I have no wisdom at all.

But thanks for playing.

EDIT:  Who the fuck is wu-wei?

Hes trying to look wise and sagist and is turing up looking like a dumbfuck.

Thats all.

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: sakredchaoroger, i like you, even though it's fun to fight with you.

unfortunately it appears you've learned the wisdom of wu-wei.  fuck.

kim

Nonsense.  I have no wisdom at all.

But thanks for playing.

EDIT:  Who the fuck is wu-wei?

Hes trying to look wise and sagist and is turing up looking like a dumbfuck.

Thats all.

I googled, and it's some stupid Taoist shit.

Well, there's 90 seconds I'll never get back.

ALL religions are shit. Especially Discordianism.

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeALL religions are shit. Especially Discordianism.

Discordianism isn't a religion, unless you are MOC or Mal^3.

It's a joke cooked up by two stoners.

But it is STILL superior to Eastern mumbo-jumbo, especially Taoism.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeALL religions are shit. Especially Discordianism.

Discordianism isn't a religion, unless you are MOC or Mal^3.

It's a joke cooked up by two stoners.

But it is STILL superior to Eastern mumbo-jumbo, especially Taoism.

Shit is Shit. You can't eat it, you cant drink it, you would have to be a fucktard to smoke it, and its pretty useless period. The only thing religion is good for is fucking with peoples minds. Take Consumerism, for example.

8)

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Shit is Shit. You can't eat it, you cant drink it, you would have to be a fucktard to smoke it, and its pretty useless period. The only thing religion is good for is fucking with peoples minds. Take Consumerism, for example.

8)

Consumerism isn't a religion, it is a learned behavior...taught by the REAL religion of America.

The television.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Shit is Shit. You can't eat it, you cant drink it, you would have to be a fucktard to smoke it, and its pretty useless period. The only thing religion is good for is fucking with peoples minds. Take Consumerism, for example.

8)

Consumerism isn't a religion, it is a learned behavior...taught by the REAL religion of America.

The television.

:lol: Troof  :lol:

wu wei is a philosphy, adn unless roger has learned to relax, adn take things as they come, and say too ducks and a bucket everytime you know whatever happens, then yeah, same old roger, not wu-wei style.

oh an droger shruggin means he's gettin some. lol

<-- coudl use soem hismelf.

You need to find yourself a nice respectable prostitute horab.

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwu wei is a philosphy, adn unless roger has learned to relax, adn take things as they come, and say too ducks and a bucket everytime you know whatever happens, then yeah, same old roger, not wu-wei style.

oh an droger shruggin means he's gettin some. lol

<-- coudl use soem hismelf.

Ask, and ye shall receive:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics2/filth2/fernfilth/bd_titBob1.jpg

As for reverting to my old, evil ways, sure.  Eventually.  YOU know it's going to happen, I know it's going to happen....hell, even LITTLE BILLY knows it's going to happen.

The only question is when.

TGRR,
Thinks it will be a while.

fuck that shit fool.

<-- pays with beers and intolerable conversation.

lol j/k

only time i get laid, and this happens mroe often than i like to admit, is when soemstrange woman who hasn't gotten to know me jumps on my nuts. animal attraction. i'm a regular jim morrison.

course tenthey get to know me, and, or actually they just want me to do allt ehtalking, and yeah. i'm a quiet guy. so yeah.

no hookers fo rme. it's nto my thing. it'd be worse than sleeping with a woman i find sexually un attractive. frankly i can do without the sex. i've gone without for longer before. i want mroe than sex out of a damn relationship fo ronce, and yeah. damnit.

<- has a monkey on his back and is not allowed to drink either.  :cry:

Heh, best photoshop I've seen all day.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwu wei is a philosphy, adn unless roger has learned to relax, adn take things as they come, and say too ducks and a bucket everytime you know whatever happens, then yeah, same old roger, not wu-wei style.

oh an droger shruggin means he's gettin some. lol

<-- coudl use soem hismelf.

Ask, and ye shall receive:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics2/filth2/fernfilth/bd_titBob1.jpg

mother of jesus! you fiend!

[/hst]
that's it i need soem strong drink.

Quote from: Horab Fibslager
<-- pays with beers and intolerable conversation.

Heh, that's the 2nd funniest thing I've heard all day.

The first was a girl farting.

Quote from: Horab Fibslager

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwu wei is a philosphy, adn unless roger has learned to relax, adn take things as they come, and say too ducks and a bucket everytime you know whatever happens, then yeah, same old roger, not wu-wei style.

oh an droger shruggin means he's gettin some. lol

<-- coudl use soem hismelf.

Ask, and ye shall receive:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics2/filth2/fernfilth/bd_titBob1.jpg

mother of jesus! you fiend!

[/hst]
that's it i need soem strong drink.

I didn't WANT to do that.

But it was a moral imperative.

Quote from:  

Quote from: Horab Fibslager
<-- pays with beers and intolerable conversation.

Heh, that's the 2nd funniest thing I've heard all day.

The first was a girl farting.

Did a pea roll out?

well today's woman, is strong, independent, and so irrocincillably self centered it will make you go bald prematurely.

yes strogn drinki sneeded.

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwell today's woman, is strong, independent, and so irrocincillably self centered it will make you go bald prematurely.

yes strogn drinki sneeded.

You say that like it's a BAD thing.

TGRR,
Loves his strong, independent, and sociopathic woman.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwu wei is a philosphy, adn unless roger has learned to relax, adn take things as they come, and say too ducks and a bucket everytime you know whatever happens, then yeah, same old roger, not wu-wei style.

oh an droger shruggin means he's gettin some. lol

<-- coudl use soem hismelf.

Ask, and ye shall receive:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics2/filth2/fernfilth/bd_titBob1.jpg

As for reverting to my old, evil ways, sure.  Eventually.  YOU know it's going to happen, I know it's going to happen....hell, even LITTLE BILLY knows it's going to happen.

The only question is when.

TGRR,
Thinks it will be a while.

AHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!!! NEED BLEACH, MUCH EYE BLEACH, NOW!

Why did I have to click on the shiney, shiney link?! I need to go back and read Hugh's rant a couple thousands more times.

And I need more eye bleach.

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerwu wei is a philosphy, adn unless roger has learned to relax, adn take things as they come, and say too ducks and a bucket everytime you know whatever happens, then yeah, same old roger, not wu-wei style.

oh an droger shruggin means he's gettin some. lol

<-- coudl use soem hismelf.

Ask, and ye shall receive:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics2/filth2/fernfilth/bd_titBob1.jpg

As for reverting to my old, evil ways, sure.  Eventually.  YOU know it's going to happen, I know it's going to happen....hell, even LITTLE BILLY knows it's going to happen.

The only question is when.

TGRR,
Thinks it will be a while.

AHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!!! NEED BLEACH, MUCH EYE BLEACH, NOW!

Why did I have to click on the shiney, shiney link?! I need to go back and read Death to Poultry's rant a couple thousands more times.

And I need more eye bleach.

8)

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeShit is Shit. You can't eat it, you cant drink it, you would have to be a fucktard to smoke it, and its pretty useless period. The only thing religion is good for is fucking with peoples minds. Take Consumerism, for example.

8)

But you can stir it.  And fling it.

Quote from: Rabid Badger of God

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeShit is Shit. You can't eat it, you cant drink it, you would have to be a fucktard to smoke it, and its pretty useless period. The only thing religion is good for is fucking with peoples minds. Take Consumerism, for example.

8)

But you can stir it.  And fling it.

the two most important properties of shit

1) -Strong-, -Independent- and Sociopathic woman.

2) Strong drinking

3) The delightful picture

4) Eating (and smoking) shit

Anyone got an appropriate step 5?