I woke up thinking about this story. I also woke up in a great deal of pain, but whatever.
A teacher of mine (who was an interesting character in himself) used to be a veteranary aide for a livestock vet. He had many entertaining stories, and this is one of them.
One day a man brought in his horse. It was a big ol' draught horse, and on its shoulder was a big ol'...something. A growth, perhaps? Whatever it was, it was freakin huge. Bigger than your head. Lord knows why this guy didn't bring the horse in sooner.
So the vet and his helpers kind of look each other, shrug, and the vet just decides hell, might as well cut into the sucker and see what's up. So he cuts into it and out shoots--spurts, rather--a rain of maggots, pus, and stench. The poor vet is drenched. Hundreds and hundreds of maggots. Remember, this thing was huge.
So they cleaned out the wound, it took forever but they got it done. The owner, horrified, takes his horse home, and the vet goes home to have a shower and a lie-down and burn his clothes.
End of story, right? Wrong!
A couple weeks later, the owner brings his horse back. There's a little...thing...on the horse's neck. On the opposite side of the big thing. Again, the vet shrugs and cuts into it. Out spills just a little bit of pus and one maggot.
One maggot.
That little bastard had chewed its way through the poor horse to get to the other side!! The horse had a hole going all the way through! Like a worm in an apple. Man, that's just disgusting.
Moral of the story: I'm sure I could make this into an interesting parable about politics or something but I'm too lazy. DIY, damnit.
damn
that must have been one hungry maggot
I... didn't want to read that. :(
That poor hosrie...did it recover?
Wait a sec...
Maggots only eat dead tissue.
LMNO
-Skeptical.
Same thing happened to Enrico's head a few months ago.
Enrico is fine.
There are some maggots that eat living tissue. Check out the human botfly if you have the time.
also necrotic tissue andwhatnot.