Don't come crawling to me!
Don't whine to me about losing your voice because I don't want to hear it.
So you got your hand ripped off? Don't go pointing the finger at me, this was your own fault.
Well.. It started out punny I guess...
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They killed teh punnay?
:lol:
Please, kill me now, before it spreads....
Sorry chief, you're on your own. The alcohol poisoning has already set in for me.
Damnit, its such a good scotch to squander on this too....
*falls over*
*shoots everyone in this thread*
*fnordiscordia's corpse gives BVH some horrible disease*
Shit, Fn.ordie's corpse gave me Mono!
Actually it was not my intention to start a pun thread. Which is odd because I likes me the puns. I just thought it would be fun to start a thread with a quote from a Lawnmower Deth song. I figured it's probably the first and last time that's ever happend on PD.COM. Me thinks PD.ORG needs a Lawnmower Deth post. I shall have to dig into my catalog to find an appropriate title. Oh, here we go. "Maim, Mower Maim". Perfect.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ECH,
forgot about them
Of course, the applicable Bloodhound Gang song must now be quoted:
"She Ain't Got No Legs"
I Remember The Day I Saw You Hobbling
A Weeble Wobbling, You Had A Problem
You Didn't Have Any Legs, Just A Smile And Some Stumps
No Smelly Feet, A Torso To Hump
No Baby, Love... Yeah, That's What We'd Be Making
Ride You Like A Sit And Spin Until Your Stumps Started Aching
Spin You Around, Yeah Roll You Nearyeah
Turn You Upside Down To Hold My Beer
There is an applicable Bloodhound Gang song for everything. Everything.
Okay, the Bloodhound Gang must be a Lawnmower Deth fan because in this song they've quoted lines from Two LD songs. Or it's just a huge conicidence.
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"She Ain't Got No Legs"
I Remember The Day I Saw You Hobbling
A Weeble Wobbling, You Had A Problem
You Didn't Have Any Legs, Just A Smile And Some Stumps
No Smelly Feet, A Torso To Hump
No Baby, Love... Yeah, That's What We'd Be Making
Ride You Like A Sit And Spin Until Your Stumps Started Aching
Spin You Around, Yeah Roll You Nearyeah
Turn You Upside Down To Hold My Beer
We'll soon get to the bottom of thsi!
What year did lawnmower death put their album out?
It was late 80's. I wanna say 88 or 89. Of course the two lines I'm referring to are the 'got no legs' and 'weebles wobble.' which aren't actually even whole lines but I just think it's kind of interesting.
Hmm.. yeah, well, if you had to write a song about a paraplegic, I suppose there's only so many similes you can use...
Now if there had been a line in that song about the subject being "Fascist and Tubby" that just would have been plain creepy.
bump-a-dump
It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.