freinds, discordians, forum members, lend me yoru ears.
i made a big mistake.
i called soem folks a bad name. these folks of coruse didn't deserve this name. they didn't earn it.
they aren't the ones that repeatedly remidn you how your forum is dead.
these aren't the people that call you a cunt after you post.
these aren't teh people that tell each other what they really think of you in pm's while pretending to be yoru freind in public.
these aren't teh people that cannot allow you to hav ea conversation without beign the authority on it.
but remember, i am a liar.
because htese aren't teh people that start flirting with youa s soon as they learn yoru gender.
these aren;t the people that decide you're worthelss as soon as you disagree with them.
I am a Liar. you knwo this. you know that i have been lying to you with every word from day one.
because these are the people you know you've been marginalizing.
by naming a forum after them
by making them a moderator after they whien about being oprressed fo rmonths.
because i am lying.
because i am delusional.
because i am out of touch with reality.
these are teh people who thank you for hosting a forum by using it to inform people what is right. and how youa re very wrong.
these are teh people who demand they get their way.
these, are the alpha's, teh better people by definition.
these are the people who would tell you what a discordian is, andcertainly what it isn't
and if you don't like drama,then you're definitely not a discordian.
because of of course i am a liar.
i am a meth head.
i am delusional, and a smear campaigner.
i tell you what you may and may not do.
and i jump on you and follow you avcorss the interent to remind you that i am always right and you are always wrong.
remeber that, but msot of all, remember i am a liar.
good night, and good riddance.
ps, mgt, don't forget to sell teh forums to turd, i think he'd make a fine admin. really.
Is this a board suicide?
are you really a man?
No.
Is this a board suicide?
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopIs this a board suicide?
Jesus, I hope not.
Where would we find another George W Bush - like meth head to keep us laughing?
:lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopIs this a board suicide?
Jesus, I hope not.
Where would we find another George W Bush - like meth head to keep us laughing?
:lol:
in your mirror?
Remember how I was really fucking unhappy about Roger coming back? Remember that?
I was really, really disappointed. Because I fucking hate drama queens.
I'm at that point again. GO AWAY. Please.
And take Roger with you.
PS STFU
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodRemember how I was really fucking unhappy about Roger coming back? Remember that?
I was really, really disappointed. Because I fucking hate drama queens.
I'm at that point again. GO AWAY. Please.
And take Roger with you.
PS STFU
You know you lurve me. :lol:
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodRemember how I was really fucking unhappy about Roger coming back? Remember that?
I was really, really disappointed. Because I fucking hate drama queens.
I'm at that point again. GO AWAY. Please.
And take Roger with you.
for you sure.
i think you'll have to keep roger.
teh dual boarding didn't work, and he is forced to share with you.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Rabid Badger of GodRemember how I was really fucking unhappy about Roger coming back? Remember that?
I was really, really disappointed. Because I fucking hate drama queens.
I'm at that point again. GO AWAY. Please.
And take Roger with you.
PS STFU
You know you lurve me. :lol:
:oops:
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
teh dual boarding didn't work, and he is forced to share with you.
And whose fault is THAT, eh, Horab? :lol:
Okay, I'm done doing my routine finger-waggle.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Rabid Badger of GodRemember how I was really fucking unhappy about Roger coming back? Remember that?
I was really, really disappointed. Because I fucking hate drama queens.
I'm at that point again. GO AWAY. Please.
And take Roger with you.
PS STFU
You know you lurve me. :lol:
:oops:
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badger
have i told you lately just how great that avatar is?
every time i see it i say
"bobobob blink blink"
still cracks me up
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badger
have i told you lately just how great that avatar is?
every time i see it i say
"bobobob blink blink"
still cracks me up
It makes "Bob" cry, though.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffy
badger
have i told you lately just how great that avatar is?
every time i see it i say
"bobobob blink blink"
still cracks me up
It makes "Bob" cry, though.
then "bob" is a sissie
just saying
Quote from: fluffyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffy
badger
have i told you lately just how great that avatar is?
every time i see it i say
"bobobob blink blink"
still cracks me up
It makes "Bob" cry, though.
then "bob" is a sissie
just saying
Well, yeah, but he's a sissy that just sold us all to alien space demons.
Jesus, Roger. Are you going to be a Dobbshead forever? Or are you going to get straight and go fuck Jesus in the ass?
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffy
badger
have i told you lately just how great that avatar is?
every time i see it i say
"bobobob blink blink"
still cracks me up
It makes "Bob" cry, though.
then "bob" is a sissie
just saying
Well, yeah, but he's a sissy that just sold us all to alien space demons.
huh?
::fluffy thinks you need an adjustment in your prescription::
Quote from: SchizzyJesus, Roger. Are you going to be a Dobbshead forever? Or are you going to get straight and go fuck Jesus in the ass?
I'll be a Dobbshead, until someone makes a better offer.
Quote from: fluffyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffy
badger
have i told you lately just how great that avatar is?
every time i see it i say
"bobobob blink blink"
still cracks me up
It makes "Bob" cry, though.
then "bob" is a sissie
just saying
Well, yeah, but he's a sissy that just sold us all to alien space demons.
huh?
::fluffy thinks you need an adjustment in your prescription::
TGRR thinks you need to get right with "Bob", heathen.
REPENT! There's still time!
Quote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: Rabid Badger of GodRemember how I was really fucking unhappy about Roger coming back? Remember that?
I was really, really disappointed. Because I fucking hate drama queens.
I'm at that point again. GO AWAY. Please.
And take Roger with you.
for you sure.
i think you'll have to keep roger.
teh dual boarding didn't work, and he is forced to share with you.
So it is a board suicide?
fluffy thinks you need more fibre in your diet
Quote from: fluffy
fluffy thinks you need more fibre in your diet
Oh, I have PLENTY!
TGRR,
Doesn't POOMP hate like this by eating cheese, you know.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffy
fluffy thinks you need more fibre in your diet
Oh, I have PLENTY!
TGRR,
Doesn't POOMP hate like this by eating cheese, you know.
obviously you have been eating processed fibre
not the healthy organic kind
fluffy feels sorry for anyone downwind of you
Quote from: fluffyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffy
fluffy thinks you need more fibre in your diet
Oh, I have PLENTY!
TGRR,
Doesn't POOMP hate like this by eating cheese, you know.
obviously you have been eating processed fibre
not the healthy organic kind
fluffy feels sorry for anyone downwind of you
Downwind? :lol:
Feel worse for anyone DOWNSTAIRS. :lol:
TGRR,
Can fill the stairwell of a 10 story building.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SchizzyJesus, Roger. Are you going to be a Dobbshead forever? Or are you going to get straight and go fuck Jesus in the ass?
I'll be a Dobbshead, until someone makes a better offer.
Satan.
It's just better.
Quote from: SchizzyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SchizzyJesus, Roger. Are you going to be a Dobbshead forever? Or are you going to get straight and go fuck Jesus in the ass?
I'll be a Dobbshead, until someone makes a better offer.
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Satan; it's just better.[/i]
YuO = 1 HTmL JeENyuS!
It's Satan's fault. See how easy the Satanic path is!
Quote from: SchizzyIt's Satan's fault. See how easy the Satanic path is!
But is my satisfaction
guaran...aw, fukkit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffy
badger
have i told you lately just how great that avatar is?
every time i see it i say
"bobobob blink blink"
still cracks me up
It makes "Bob" cry, though.
then "bob" is a sissie
just saying
Well, yeah, but he's a sissy that just sold us all to alien space demons.
huh?
::fluffy thinks you need an adjustment in your prescription::
TGRR thinks you need to get right with "Bob", heathen.
REPENT! There's still time!
Seriously, who has that kind of money?
Quote from: Z¬?Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: fluffy
badger
have i told you lately just how great that avatar is?
every time i see it i say
"bobobob blink blink"
still cracks me up
It makes "Bob" cry, though.
then "bob" is a sissie
just saying
Well, yeah, but he's a sissy that just sold us all to alien space demons.
huh?
::fluffy thinks you need an adjustment in your prescription::
TGRR thinks you need to get right with "Bob", heathen.
REPENT! There's still time!
Seriously, who has that kind of money?
Money for everything except "Bob", eh?
You'll be singing a different tune, when the Xists arrive.
TGRR,
Knows you're Pink, until "Bob" sees your green.
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerfreinds, discordians, forum members, lend me yoru ears.
i made a big mistake.
i called soem folks a bad name. these folks of coruse didn't deserve this name. they didn't earn it.
they aren't the ones that repeatedly remidn you how your forum is dead.
these aren't the people that call you a magic region after you post.
these aren't teh people that tell each other what they really think of you in pm's while pretending to be yoru freind in public.
these aren't teh people that cannot allow you to hav ea conversation without beign the authority on it.
but remember, i am a liar.
because htese aren't teh people that start flirting with youa s soon as they learn yoru gender.
these aren;t the people that decide you're worthelss as soon as you disagree with them.
I am a Liar. you knwo this. you know that i have been lying to you with every word from day one.
because these are the people you know you've been marginalizing.
by naming a forum after them
by making them a moderator after they whien about being oprressed fo rmonths.
because i am lying.
because i am delusional.
because i am out of touch with reality.
these are teh people who thank you for hosting a forum by using it to inform people what is right. and how youa re very wrong.
these are teh people who demand they get their way.
these, are the alpha's, teh better people by definition.
these are the people who would tell you what a discordian is, andcertainly what it isn't
and if you don't like drama,then you're definitely not a discordian.
because of of course i am a liar.
i am a meth head.
i am delusional, and a smear campaigner.
i tell you what you may and may not do.
and i jump on you and follow you avcorss the interent to remind you that i am always right and you are always wrong.
remeber that, but msot of all, remember i am a liar.
good night, and good riddance.
ps, mgt, don't forget to sell teh forums to turd, i think he'd make a fine admin. really.
Horab, you are shakespeare for teh nwea ge =P
And, I quite agree.
The Elite's(tm) use of Orwellian word magic is simply beautiful.
don't bother dude.
it fell on deaf ears.
on unseeing eyes.
and comparign that badly written tripe to shakespeare is like comparing roger's tripe to hst.
a pale imitation.
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Goddamned Queens!
All vying to be the prettiest one.
It's sad.
As long as I get to keep my silly hats and tin foil creations, I really can't say I care one way or another about whatver. It is funny seeing all this stuff from afar.
How comfortable some of you must be in life that you need to create pseudo-spats online. Forgive my assumption, but I think it is fair.
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Nah. It's not sad enough to cry.
The fact that the thursday night guinness specials are ending at my local pub. That is tear worthy.
-Irrev. H. has his priorities straight.
That does suck.
*Glad that the shots special is still on at his favourite bar*
seriously. any time the availability of cheap beer is threatened, free men must take up the cause of consumitude and liberate the oppressed concoction of hops and barley from those who would deny us our libations!
8)
Quote from: East Coast Hustleseriously. any time the availability of cheap beer is threatened, free men must take up the cause of consumitude and liberate the oppressed concoction of hops and barley from those who would deny us our libations!
8)
Well, I could take action. Cayenne powder is nasty when placed over charcoal.
Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen, why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, a concerned citizen."
Thank you for writing, concerned. Of course, your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all of its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do Our Benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again?
Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is within our reach. This simple fact has far reaching implications; it requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural presets.
I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire, and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from instinct is its dark twin, superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: the urge to reproduce.
We should thank Our Benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars.
Let me assure you that the suppressing field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves, the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.
-Dr. Breen, Half Life 2
when you finally find that you can no longer being a part of certain people's daily sensitivity sessions, remember me.
have a nice day!
hey, you're still here!
ECH,
isn't surprised
8)
hey you're still a whiny lil bitch!
hwmdf,
isn't surprised
STFU and get to helping us load the Ship!
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