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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2005, 05:14:17 AM

Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2005, 05:14:17 AM
http://www.ttr2.com/2005/11/beast-within.html
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on November 19, 2005, 10:52:40 AM
UNABLE TO SEE THE VISUAL PICTURE MOVEMENTS, PLEASE TO RECONNECT?
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Verthaine on November 19, 2005, 03:52:01 PM
To bad BGM,it was actaully quite funny.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2005, 06:14:52 PM
Quote from: VerthaineTo bad BGM,it was actaully quite funny.

I've found that I can't be a dick ALL the time, try as I may.

So, sometimes I bestow weirdness, instead of hate.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: neongenesis816 on November 19, 2005, 06:16:46 PM
Hey, shut-up and buy more Stang-liscensed merchandise you PINK!  The only way to salvation is to fill Stangs fat pocket so he can buy some more Hash MAN!
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2005, 06:19:48 PM
Quote from: neongenesis816Hey, shut-up and buy more Stang-liscensed merchandise you PINK!  The only way to salvation is to fill Stangs fat pocket so he can buy some more Hash MAN!

Um, yeah.

TGRR,
This Is The Kind Of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 19, 2005, 06:39:48 PM
Well, at least it wasn't disturbing.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2005, 07:15:16 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodWell, at least it wasn't disturbing.

But funnay.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 19, 2005, 07:20:37 PM
It wasn't funnay.  But it didn't make me want to tear my eyeballs out.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2005, 07:32:15 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodIt wasn't funnay.

:cry:
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 19, 2005, 07:37:54 PM
It was mildly amusing, but if it didn't even make me smile, it's not teh funnay.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2005, 07:39:45 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodIt was mildly amusing, but if it didn't even make me smile, it's not teh funnay.

That didn't make you even smile?

Are you sure you have a pulse?
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 19, 2005, 07:41:59 PM
No, I'm not sure.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2005, 07:43:29 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodNo, I'm not sure.

Turn on any network television.  Watch for 60 seconds.

Are you pissed off?  If yes, you have a pulse.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 19, 2005, 07:44:50 PM
Okay, I do have a pulse.

Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on November 20, 2005, 08:45:35 AM
I AM THE PULSATING HELLO!
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2005, 07:12:58 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisI AM THE PULSATING HELLO!

Shit, guys!  Get the rodeo clowns!

:lol:
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on November 21, 2005, 02:40:24 AM
RAH! WE WILL EXPLODE ALL CLOWNS WHO OPPOSE US!
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: LMNO on November 21, 2005, 04:42:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: VerthaineTo bad BGM,it was actaully quite funny.

I've found that I can't be a dick ALL the time, try as I may.

So, sometimes I bestow weirdness, instead of hate.

We have a letter here from one of our viewers:

A Ms Candy LeStavia from Kentucky writes, "Dear Reverend: More of the former, less of the latter, please."


What do you say, folks?
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 21, 2005, 07:56:36 PM
nope. I'm all for Roger shitting his hate out on each and every one of you as much as humanly possible. And remember, if he stops shitting hate, the slack WILL be taken up...so ask yourself, is the devil you know better than teh devil you don't?

8)
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: LMNO on November 21, 2005, 08:03:15 PM
::sigh::
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: neongenesis816 on November 21, 2005, 08:16:28 PM
The Devil and God broke up, and they won't stop fighting!  I think they both need to get real drunk, and fuck, and then wake up in the same bed, and they'll be all like:

"I'm sorry, we should've never fought, it was stupid."

That way they can go off and fuck themselves all day long and leave us ALONE!
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 21, 2005, 08:31:21 PM
Quote from: erotic::sigh::

sorry man...I know how you feel about this sort of thing, but we in the IAA deal strictly in pragmatism.

think of it as Realpolitik applied to everyday life.

8)
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: LMNO on November 21, 2005, 08:33:47 PM
::pulls on the knee-high boots::

Well, if I gotta wade through hate-shit....
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on November 21, 2005, 10:01:28 PM
I prefer weirdness over hate, or shit for that matter, any day.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: LHX on November 21, 2005, 10:08:09 PM
i hate hate


most weirdness seem either contrived or the result of some sort of deformity



contrived weirdness is punishable by death
deformity induced weirdness is like battle scars
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2005, 12:32:13 AM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: VerthaineTo bad BGM,it was actaully quite funny.

I've found that I can't be a dick ALL the time, try as I may.

So, sometimes I bestow weirdness, instead of hate.

We have a letter here from one of our viewers:

A Ms Candy LeStavia from Kentucky writes, "Dear Reverend: More of the former, less of the latter, please."


What do you say, folks?

No need.  You have the award-winning Enrico back, again.  He will draw you silly pictures, and write prize-winning rants for you.

That is all the weirdness you need.  As such, I'm bailing on the ERS contest, and firing up the hate engines.

TGRR,
Is out of the rant business, at least here.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2005, 12:32:51 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlenope. I'm all for Roger shitting his hate out on each and every one of you as much as humanly possible. And remember, if he stops shitting hate, the slack WILL be taken up...so ask yourself, is the devil you know better than teh devil you don't?

8)

And boy, do *I* have a load of POOMP.  :lol:
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on November 22, 2005, 12:33:00 AM
:(

EDIT: To the post above the post above this post.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2005, 12:33:35 AM
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop:(

Hey, I'm just giving the people what they want.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on November 22, 2005, 12:39:05 AM
*wants Enrico and Roger ranting*
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2005, 12:56:48 AM
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop*wants Enrico and Roger ranting*

Nope.  I cannot contend with Enrico's award-winning talent.

Besides, he's who the people want.

Gaze upon his pictures, thrill to his rants about masturbation.

Your satisfaction may not be guaranteed, but at least it's free.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on November 22, 2005, 12:58:52 AM
:x
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2005, 01:00:14 AM
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop:x

You will get over it.

Besides, he's a genius.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on November 22, 2005, 01:02:52 AM
:x  :x  :x
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2005, 01:22:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop*wants Enrico and Roger ranting*

Nope.  I cannot contend with Enrico's award-winning talent.

Besides, he's who the people want.

Gaze upon his pictures, thrill to his rants about masturbation.

Your satisfaction may not be guaranteed, but at least it's free.

you're really barking up the wrong tree with the whole Enrico vendetta.

just saying.

8)
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on November 22, 2005, 01:23:58 AM
That's because he is Enrico. Just sayin'.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2005, 01:24:22 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop*wants Enrico and Roger ranting*

Nope.  I cannot contend with Enrico's award-winning talent.

Besides, he's who the people want.

Gaze upon his pictures, thrill to his rants about masturbation.

Your satisfaction may not be guaranteed, but at least it's free.

you're really barking up the wrong tree with the whole Enrico vendetta.

just saying.

8)

What vendetta?  :halo:

The Good Reverend is simply bowing out, in favor of his genius.

TGRR,
Doesn't really give a fuck WHO he is.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: LMNO on November 22, 2005, 02:50:19 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop*wants Enrico and Roger ranting*

Nope.  I cannot contend with Enrico's award-winning talent.

Besides, he's who the people want.

Gaze upon his pictures, thrill to his rants about masturbation.

Your satisfaction may not be guaranteed, but at least it's free.

you're really barking up the wrong tree with the whole Enrico vendetta.

just saying.

8)
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 22, 2005, 09:47:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop*wants Enrico and Roger ranting*

Nope.  I cannot contend with Enrico's award-winning talent.

Besides, he's who the people want.

Gaze upon his pictures, thrill to his rants about masturbation.

Your satisfaction may not be guaranteed, but at least it's free.

See what I mean about the creeping rise of DUMB?
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2005, 12:34:27 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop*wants Enrico and Roger ranting*

Nope.  I cannot contend with Enrico's award-winning talent.

Besides, he's who the people want.

Gaze upon his pictures, thrill to his rants about masturbation.

Your satisfaction may not be guaranteed, but at least it's free.

See what I mean about the creeping rise of DUMB?

Next to Enrico's genius, we are ALL dumb.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2005, 12:35:40 AM
Quote from: erotic
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fizzwitz Glorypoop*wants Enrico and Roger ranting*

Nope.  I cannot contend with Enrico's award-winning talent.

Besides, he's who the people want.

Gaze upon his pictures, thrill to his rants about masturbation.

Your satisfaction may not be guaranteed, but at least it's free.

you're really barking up the wrong tree with the whole Enrico vendetta.

just saying.

8)

:lol:

He went from "This guy will run out of material in a week" (LMNO) to "genius", simply by posting a pic of me as Hitler.

He's all yours.  You have no further need of The Good Reverend.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 23, 2005, 12:50:02 AM
*yawn*

8)
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2005, 12:56:34 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle*yawn*

8)

Okay, "Neutral" Boi.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 23, 2005, 01:00:52 AM
don't start that shit with me. you got something to say to me? say it. but until I notify you otherwise, yawning does not indicate taking a side, it indicates being bored with this whole fucking thing.

8)
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2005, 01:10:24 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustledon't start that shit with me. you got something to say to me? say it. but until I notify you otherwise, yawning does not indicate taking a side, it indicates being bored with this whole fucking thing.

8)

Then don't click.  *shrug*
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 23, 2005, 01:20:51 AM
unfortunately, the thread doesn't come with a "WARNING: ROGER GOING OVERBOARD IN AN UN-FUNNY MANNER" label, so I don't know until it's too late.

8)
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2005, 01:23:22 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleunfortunately, the thread doesn't come with a "WARNING: ROGER GOING OVERBOARD IN AN UN-FUNNY MANNER" label, so I don't know until it's too late.

8)

I leave the funnay to our resident GENIUS.

TGRR,
Bows before his betters.
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 23, 2005, 01:27:39 AM
*sigh*

now I think you're just poking me.

8)
Title: Subgenius sex
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2005, 01:29:00 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle*sigh*

now I think you're just poking me.

8)

:lol: