Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2005, 11:44:28 PM

Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2005, 11:44:28 PM
...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

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Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2005, 11:46:35 PM
Correction; Discordians = Existensial Emos.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 22, 2005, 11:52:47 PM
hmm..not the same thing, but we may both be correct.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 22, 2005, 11:53:44 PM
Come on guys! Discordianism is a valid religion that goes back thousands of years! Who are you to make fun of it?
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2005, 11:54:49 PM
I am Eris.

But only on the weekends
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 22, 2005, 11:55:45 PM
I can't believe I wrote that with a straight face..

So are you teh fugly Eris on that website Synaptix was talking about?
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2005, 11:56:24 PM
No, the other one.  On Livejournal.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 23, 2005, 12:20:16 AM
Hah, PM me the link or something.
Title: Re: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2005, 03:58:10 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)

Excellent.  Now I have an excuse.

TGRR,
Wasn't sure the Dobbs excuse applied here.
Title: Re: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Lord Daddy Lombrosis on November 23, 2005, 05:59:52 AM
Quote from: East Coast HustleDISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

Thanks for clearing that up.  Now we know, and knowing is half the battle!
Title: Re: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 23, 2005, 07:59:16 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)

Existentialism = Bad French whinings

Discordianism = what happens when Californians smoke the ganja in bowling alleys

Emo = the unconscious desire among certain people to be willing targets of old hardcore fans
Title: Re: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 23, 2005, 08:22:33 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)

Existentialism = Bad French whinings

Discordianism = what happens when Californians smoke the ganja in bowling alleys

Emo = the unconscious desire among certain people to be willing targets of old hardcore fans

yup. then just put it all in a 5-quart mixing bowl, set the electric beaters to high, and whip until stiff peaks form.

voila!

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Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 23, 2005, 08:25:21 PM
Gods! The only thing Emo people are good for is the fact that they show up to parties with expensive booze. But once this is either drunk or requisitioned....party's over for them.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Cain on November 23, 2005, 08:27:59 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCGods! The only thing Emo people are good for is the fact that they show up to parties with expensive booze. But once this is either drunk or requisitioned....party's over for them.

Thats new to me.  They show up here with goddamn Boddingtons, without fail.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 23, 2005, 08:31:44 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCGods! The only thing Emo people are good for is the fact that they show up to parties with expensive booze. But once this is either drunk or requisitioned....party's over for them.

Thats new to me.  They show up here with goddamn Boddingtons, without fail.

Fucking gits.

They usually show up here with Guinness or those Irish creamy drinks. Or good scotch.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Cain on November 23, 2005, 08:32:33 PM
Baileys?  Not bad.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 23, 2005, 08:34:07 PM
Quote from: CainBaileys?  Not bad.

Of course not.

One time one of them brought some Bushmills....I pulled on my best angry face and said "Whyever the fuck would you think we drink that Protestant Piss around here?" He fled.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Cain on November 23, 2005, 08:37:03 PM
:lol:

Baileys can be OK, in moderation.  Good for coffee too.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 23, 2005, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: Cain:lol:

Baileys can be OK, in moderation.  Good for coffee too.

I drink it straight out of the bottle in the same way I drink Disaronno. (Another fav drink that Emos bring.)
Title: Re: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on November 24, 2005, 01:12:06 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)

WEEEOOOO! YOU HAVE MANGLED THE NAIL'S FACE WITH YOUR HAMMER OF HELLO!
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 24, 2005, 02:43:26 AM
I take it that's good?

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Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Cain on November 24, 2005, 02:47:53 AM
Anything with hello in = good.  Its all in the Diamond Sutra and shit, man.
Title: Re: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 25, 2005, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: slothrop23 on November 25, 2005, 09:45:52 AM
Quote from: Cain:lol:

Baileys can be OK, in moderation.  Good for coffee too.

i drunk about 2 pints of it the other night. it twas not nice.

moderation, definately the key.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 25, 2005, 07:33:35 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 25, 2005, 08:02:28 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

ECH,
actually laughing out loud
Title: Re: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Verthaine on November 26, 2005, 02:00:01 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

8)
If I claim to be a discordian,does that apply to me.

The whole,"even though I constantly hang out on a discordian forum,I don't consider myself a discordian,so that gives me the right to make fun of those that do" attitude gets old after awhile

Fuck it.I am a discordian.Is there a problem with that?
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 26, 2005, 03:34:11 AM
at first, i thought these declarations were a joke...


what a fool i was.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 26, 2005, 03:49:55 AM
Gonna go on another bumping spree?
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 26, 2005, 04:12:42 AM
turd saved me the trouble.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 26, 2005, 04:27:03 AM
Lurking eh?

Yuo = hopelessly addicted to PD.com
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Bella on November 26, 2005, 04:48:01 AM
Quote from:  Lurking eh?

Yuo = hopelessly addicted to PD.com
Me = hopelessly addicted to PD.com.
I faced that fact a long time ago.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Verthaine on November 26, 2005, 04:48:49 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from:  Lurking eh?

Yuo = hopelessly addicted to PD.com
Me = hopelessly addicted to PD.com.
I faced that fact a long time ago.
We need to make a support group for this
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on November 26, 2005, 04:51:21 AM
My attachment is to the wonderful friends I have made here and the wonderful crazy people this place attracts.

ahem

I'm Eldora and I am hopelessy addicted to PD.com.  Ok, I feel better, but we need a bigger coffee pot  :lol:
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Bella on November 26, 2005, 04:51:46 AM
Quote from: Verthaine
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from:  Lurking eh?

Yuo = hopelessly addicted to PD.com
Me = hopelessly addicted to PD.com.
I faced that fact a long time ago.
We need to make a support group for this

You reckon it would work?
I'm not so sure.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on November 26, 2005, 04:53:19 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Verthaine
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from:  Lurking eh?

Yuo = hopelessly addicted to PD.com
Me = hopelessly addicted to PD.com.
I faced that fact a long time ago.
We need to make a support group for this

You reckon it would work?
I'm not so sure.

It would work like having an AA meeting in a bar  :lol:
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Verthaine on November 26, 2005, 04:54:18 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Verthaine
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from:  Lurking eh?

Yuo = hopelessly addicted to PD.com
Me = hopelessly addicted to PD.com.
I faced that fact a long time ago.
We need to make a support group for this

You reckon it would work?
I'm not so sure.
Why not.If they have one for RLS sufferers,surely we can have one.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Bella on November 26, 2005, 04:57:32 AM
But I don't want to break this addiction.  :(
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on November 26, 2005, 05:02:11 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomBut I don't want to break this addiction.  :(

Then, by definition, it is not an addiction and you do not have a problem.

:gets out magic wand:

:taps Bella on the forehead:

Bling, you are cured! :D
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Bella on November 26, 2005, 05:11:43 AM
Ummm......I don't think that just because you have an addiction that you don't want to break that means you don't actually have an addiction.
Title: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on November 26, 2005, 05:20:02 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomUmmm......I don't think that just because you have an addiction that you don't want to break that means you don't actually have an addiction.

Right.  But, is this interfering in your life in a negative way?  If you don't think it's an addiction and it is not having a negative impact, then there is no addiction.  Unless someone else is being negatively impacted by you spending time here :?
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Post by: Chlorine on November 26, 2005, 07:13:45 AM
the only place ive seen the 'emo' part is here, though
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Post by: Cain on November 26, 2005, 03:05:31 PM
My bumping sprees = the best.  Its a scientific FACT.  9/10 cats prefer my bumping sprees too.
Title: Re: PHILOSOPHICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 26, 2005, 03:17:28 PM
Quote from: Verthaine
If I claim to be a discordian,does that apply to me.

The whole,"even though I constantly hang out on a discordian forum,I don't consider myself a discordian,so that gives me the right to make fun of those that do" attitude gets old after awhile

Fuck it.I am a discordian.Is there a problem with that?

not at all. it's okay to cry.

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