this is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.
kthxbye
rah!
i think
Quote from: mian tiao Fredthis is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.
kthxbye
CorrectedThis is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastiness. And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut!
Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants.
And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.
kthxbye
Quote from: Marl FublewonkerQuote from: mian tiao Fredthis is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.
kthxbye
Corrected
This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastiness. And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut!
Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants.
And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.
kthxbye
you forgot capitilization and syntax
Quote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: Marl FublewonkerQuote from: mian tiao Fredthis is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.
kthxbye
Corrected
This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastiness. And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut!
Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants.
And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.
kthxbye
you forgot capitilization and syntax
Thanks, I did miss a few.
Corrected
This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! Yes! What is tastiness? And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo-ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer... in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut! Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants. And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts, you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( , but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.
I think that's all of it.
i knew you would have fun with that
Quote from: Marl FublewonkerQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: Marl FublewonkerQuote from: mian tiao Fredthis is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.
kthxbye
Corrected
This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastiness. And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut!
Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants.
And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.
kthxbye
you forgot capitilization and syntax
Thanks, I did miss a few.
Corrected
This is not a rant. This is just... um... me typing, because I am bored; and you, you will all suffer with great, eye bothersome, fizzle rizzle words! Yes! What is tastiness? And so today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiny coins in return! Hoo-ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be we. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer... in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill many hallibut! Oh fishy, fishy, I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an army of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake; and neither would your pants. And so when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts. You will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =(, but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand of Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks everything. And so I want a really big cup from which to drink orange juice. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy; it can work as an underwear model. But secretly, I hate oranges. They squirt nastiness into your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher, which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy, like melting taffy, and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron! Ouch my head is in formed funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry. And so little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case with great munchies.
I think that's all of it.
i liked the original version better
made more sense
yeah my way was cooler 8)
Quote from: mian tiao Fredthis is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.
kthxbye
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Quote from: mian tiao Fred......... This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants........
kthxbye
See? What have I been saying about the fishies all this time?
Finally - someone else understands.
Brilliant, Fred. Just brilliant.
Noodle doesn't need correcting. Just saying.
8)
Quote from: The Taco SpawnFred doesn't need correcting. Just saying.
8)
100% agree.
in fact you coudl say she is the oen correcting the english language
The English language is such a tragically vexing mixture of words and rules that barely anybody actually speaks and writes the lexicon correctly. It is with this truth, whether it be accurate or just in my head, that I conform so easily to the system and convention of the language. Don't be offended, it's only a game.
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomQuote from: mian tiao Fred......... This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants........
kthxbye
See? What have I been saying about the fishies all this time?
Finally - someone else understands.
Brilliant, Fred. Just brilliant.
they arent quite as evil as whales