Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2005, 03:10:04 AM

Title: "Hey, Mister teh Machine(tm)..."
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2005, 03:10:04 AM
"I see you there, Mister Teh Machine(tm)!  I thought I told you I didn't want to see you hanging out on this street corner, anymore!"

But I'm clean now, officer...I won't hurt nobody!

"Oh, yeah?  How do I know that?  How do I know you won't hit people with that hammer, again?"

Trust me!  I'm different, now!  I've been cured!

"Why should I believe you, Mister Teh Machine(tm)?"

Because now I'm *counter-culture*!  I wear all the right clothes, and I have perfected that "tragically hip" pose!  For God's sake, officer, I'm smoking CLOVES!

"Hmmm...well, okay...as long as you aren't a conformist, anymore."

No worries officer, I have a...

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Taken from The Gospel According to Roger, Book 2, Chapter 2, available soon at POEE.  (I left the end off, to avoid prematurely pissing people off)
Title: "Hey, Mister teh Machine(tm)..."
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 03, 2005, 10:16:15 AM
stooping down to the mehums again eh?


what have you done lately to break the machine?


oh wait, you're it's muscle...



lol?
Title: "Hey, Mister teh Machine(tm)..."
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 03, 2005, 09:39:51 PM
Actually this is spot on.
Title: "Hey, Mister teh Machine(tm)..."
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2005, 05:57:39 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCActually this is spot on.

Which is spot on?
Title: "Hey, Mister teh Machine(tm)..."
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2005, 10:04:31 AM
I'm waiting for the full version.  I have amazing powers of precognition and I think I know what happens next, which isnt what most people think...or is it?
Title: "Hey, Mister teh Machine(tm)..."
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 04, 2005, 10:05:34 AM
You tell us.
Title: "Hey, Mister teh Machine(tm)..."
Post by: Cain on December 04, 2005, 10:07:10 AM
I don't know, they dont extend that far.  I just had a thought, which kinda took hold....
Title: "Hey, Mister teh Machine(tm)..."
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2005, 06:17:11 PM
Quote from: CainI'm waiting for the full version.  I have amazing powers of precognition and I think I know what happens next, which isnt what most people think...or is it?

That would be telling.