"I see you there, Mister Teh Machine(tm)! I thought I told you I didn't want to see you hanging out on this street corner, anymore!"
But I'm clean now, officer...I won't hurt nobody!
"Oh, yeah? How do I know that? How do I know you won't hit people with that hammer, again?"
Trust me! I'm different, now! I've been cured!
"Why should I believe you, Mister Teh Machine(tm)?"
Because now I'm *counter-culture*! I wear all the right clothes, and I have perfected that "tragically hip" pose! For God's sake, officer, I'm smoking CLOVES!
"Hmmm...well, okay...as long as you aren't a conformist, anymore."
No worries officer, I have a...
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Taken from The Gospel According to Roger, Book 2, Chapter 2, available soon at POEE. (I left the end off, to avoid prematurely pissing people off)
stooping down to the mehums again eh?
what have you done lately to break the machine?
oh wait, you're it's muscle...
lol?
Actually this is spot on.
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCActually this is spot on.
Which is spot on?
I'm waiting for the full version. I have amazing powers of precognition and I think I know what happens next, which isnt what most people think...or is it?
You tell us.
I don't know, they dont extend that far. I just had a thought, which kinda took hold....
Quote from: CainI'm waiting for the full version. I have amazing powers of precognition and I think I know what happens next, which isnt what most people think...or is it?
That would be
telling.