Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2005, 03:37:53 AM

Title: Do you like games?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2005, 03:37:53 AM
Do you like jokes?  I just played a joke on your sister.  If you go to the window, she might whisper it to you as she falls past.

Do you like games?  Your brothers did.  We played the best game.  My favorite.  I won't apologize.

They should have told me they couldn't breathe.

Do you like riddles?  Your daughter does.  I told her my favorite...she laughed and laughed.  It only *sounds* like screaming.

Do you like secrets, my good man?  Your wife does.  I told her yours.

If you run, you might find her.  Hurry, though.  The bathwater is red.

Your secrets are boring.  I made one up.

...so scandalous...

Why are you crying, sir?  I haven't even asked what YOU want to play...
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 03, 2005, 10:28:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDo you like jokes?  I just played a joke on your sister.  If you go to the window, she might whisper it to you as she falls past.

Do you like games?  Your brothers did.  We played the best game.  My favorite.  I won't apologize.

They should have told me they couldn't breathe.

Do you like riddles?  Your daughter does.  I told her my favorite...she laughed and laughed.  It only *sounds* like screaming.

Do you like secrets, my good man?  Your wife does.  I told her yours.

If you run, you might find her.  Hurry, though.  The bathwater is red.

Your secrets are boring.  I made one up.

...so scandalous...

Why are you crying, sir?  I haven't even asked what YOU want to play...


what you want and what you need...


people are so much better than dolls aren't they roger? i mean your dollies don't mind being treated as toys. people might not even acknowledge it. this is a sure sign they're ignorant putrid ignorant morons, worthy of your scorn.

lucky for this tin soldier, for all the dolls in the place, we have you to play with us. what will roger's imagination come up with next?


probaly the same old shit from two weeks ago. from two months ago.. etc.
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 03, 2005, 04:11:47 PM
why don't you just ignore it, horab, instead of following him around ruining threads that plenty of the rest of us will no doubt actually enjoy reading?

for fuck's sake, man, let the drama DIE.
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2005, 05:06:51 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlewhy don't you just ignore it, horab, instead of following him around ruining threads that plenty of the rest of us will no doubt actually enjoy reading?

for fuck's sake, man, let the drama DIE.

Meh.  If it makes him happy...

TGRR,
Will let Horab take over as the hate monger.
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 03, 2005, 10:12:00 PM
Roger, did you come up with this?

It is pretty good. Sounds like a monologue for a sociopath.....maybe you can develop a story around this character.
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 04, 2005, 01:44:55 AM
:lol:
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2005, 06:00:13 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCRoger, did you come up with this?

It is pretty good. Sounds like a monologue for a sociopath.....maybe you can develop a story around this character.

Just sweeping my skull out.  I might have heard something like it, somewhere, or I might just have a creepier psyche than I care to admit, or maybe "Bob" has been dumping his garbage in my head again.

I really don't know.  Kinda like "Hey Stevie"...this weird shit floats to the top, and I don't question where it came from, cause I don't really want to know.

I might work it into the Machine's tale, in TGATR.
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: Lord Daddy Lombrosis on December 09, 2005, 05:13:11 AM
So you really do want all the bunnies to die!!!
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2005, 05:20:00 AM
Quote from: Lord Daddy LombrosisSo you really do want all the bunnies to die!!!

Well, yeah.  But only in self defense.
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 02, 2006, 08:17:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDo you like jokes?  I just played a joke on your sister.  If you go to the window, she might whisper it to you as she falls past.

Do you like games?  Your brothers did.  We played the best game.  My favorite.  I won't apologize.

They should have told me they couldn't breathe.

Do you like riddles?  Your daughter does.  I told her my favorite...she laughed and laughed.  It only *sounds* like screaming.

Do you like secrets, my good man?  Your wife does.  I told her yours.

If you run, you might find her.  Hurry, though.  The bathwater is red.

Your secrets are boring.  I made one up.

...so scandalous...

Why are you crying, sir?  I haven't even asked what YOU want to play...

bump.
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: LMNO on May 02, 2006, 08:32:43 PM
Me like.


Apologies if my liking TGRR's writing makes hime paranoid.
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: Wolfpoet on May 02, 2006, 09:27:37 PM
Care to walk with me? I can show you the shadows, i can show you your dreams.

Blood dripping from cold hands, gunshots in the night, screams to break the dull silence.

We all secretly desire the pain and suffering, we all wish to kill, maim, rape, destroy.

Our media is glutted with scenes of depravity. Movies, comics, books even the songs we download into our cute, little ipods.

But we do not have the courage of our convictions. We may imagine the taste of blood, we visualise the crimson patterns drawn on pure flesh, we imagine the sweet symphony of screams.

But when all is said and done we bury these dirty little secrets in a dark place, we hide it from our rational selves.

The greatest irony is how much we condemn those who do not hide, we fear and hate those who explore their natures.

We are predators, we are born to hunt, kill, maim, destroy and dominate. Sooner or later we all delves too deeply into that hidden beast and not all of us come out from this communion quite the same.
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: Scribbly on May 02, 2006, 09:33:13 PM
There was was a man from seattle
Who saw people as nothing but cattle
He took up a knife
Ended some lives
All because of their mindless prattle.

Who said limericks have to be happy?
Title: Do you like games?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 02, 2006, 09:39:48 PM
Quote from: Kai WrenThere was was a man from seattle
Who saw people as nothing but cattle
He took up a knife
Ended some lives
All because of their mindless prattle.

that was me.

that's why I had to move away.


but I'm better now.
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: AFK on May 04, 2006, 02:43:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDo you like jokes?  I just played a joke on your sister.  If you go to the window, she might whisper it to you as she falls past.

Do you like games?  Your brothers did.  We played the best game.  My favorite.  I won't apologize.

They should have told me they couldn't breathe.

Do you like riddles?  Your daughter does.  I told her my favorite...she laughed and laughed.  It only *sounds* like screaming.

Do you like secrets, my good man?  Your wife does.  I told her yours.

If you run, you might find her.  Hurry, though.  The bathwater is red.

Your secrets are boring.  I made one up.

...so scandalous...

Why are you crying, sir?  I haven't even asked what YOU want to play...

Is this from the "Rummy's Interrogation Tactics" handbook?
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2007, 04:53:19 PM
Quote from: Wolfpoet on May 02, 2006, 09:27:37 PM
Care to walk with me? I can show you the shadows, i can show you your dreams.

Blood dripping from cold hands, gunshots in the night, screams to break the dull silence.

We all secretly desire the pain and suffering, we all wish to kill, maim, rape, destroy.

Our media is glutted with scenes of depravity. Movies, comics, books even the songs we download into our cute, little ipods.

But we do not have the courage of our convictions. We may imagine the taste of blood, we visualise the crimson patterns drawn on pure flesh, we imagine the sweet symphony of screams.

But when all is said and done we bury these dirty little secrets in a dark place, we hide it from our rational selves.

The greatest irony is how much we condemn those who do not hide, we fear and hate those who explore their natures.

We are predators, we are born to hunt, kill, maim, destroy and dominate. Sooner or later we all delves too deeply into that hidden beast and not all of us come out from this communion quite the same.

Gah.   
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 18, 2007, 04:08:38 AM
Damn. I wish he was still here for me to abuse.
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 18, 2007, 01:35:14 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 18, 2007, 04:08:38 AM
Damn. I wish he was still here for me to abuse.

Quit being greedy.

There's still plenty of dumbfucks...
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Sweety on June 23, 2007, 10:34:15 PM
lol not bad- Id say not merely sociopath but even psycho-killer-Path!
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2007, 05:10:04 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 18, 2007, 04:08:38 AM
Damn. I wish he was still here for me to abuse.

He still comes around EB&G, and is still just as much of a fucktard.
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 24, 2007, 06:11:22 PM
I dunno. I'm kinda surprised to see he hasn't responded to what I posted over there in his thread where he informed us that he has been plagiarizing our work. I'd sure hate to think I drove him away...
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2007, 06:14:47 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 24, 2007, 06:11:22 PM
I dunno. I'm kinda surprised to see he hasn't responded to what I posted over there in his thread where he informed us that he has been plagiarizing our work. I'd sure hate to think I drove him away...

He'll be back, when he (again) is convinced that we will listen to his wonderful theories about joos.

And he didn't plagiarize, he simply posted without permission.
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 24, 2007, 06:17:34 PM
I remember when he was here him saying he doesnt hate the joos
he hates isrealis
:lulz:
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 09:13:20 PM
Quote from: Wolfpoet on May 02, 2006, 09:27:37 PM
Care to walk with me? I can show you the shadows, i can show you your dreams.

Blood dripping from cold hands, gunshots in the night, screams to break the dull silence.

We all secretly desire the pain and suffering, we all wish to kill, maim, rape, destroy.

Our media is glutted with scenes of depravity. Movies, comics, books even the songs we download into our cute, little ipods.

But we do not have the courage of our convictions. We may imagine the taste of blood, we visualise the crimson patterns drawn on pure flesh, we imagine the sweet symphony of screams.

But when all is said and done we bury these dirty little secrets in a dark place, we hide it from our rational selves.

The greatest irony is how much we condemn those who do not hide, we fear and hate those who explore their natures.

We are predators, we are born to hunt, kill, maim, destroy and dominate. Sooner or later we all delves too deeply into that hidden beast and not all of us come out from this communion quite the same.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 09:40:57 PM
What the hell is with that guy? :lulz:
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 16, 2010, 09:43:23 PM
Nothing.
Wolves are profoundly poetic creatures. Naturally, staring in the eye of a wolf gave him his literary talents.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 06:40:04 PM
:argh!:  ROOOGGEEEER!
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:42:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 06:40:04 PM
:argh!:  ROOOGGEEEER!

muhaha
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:42:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 06:40:04 PM
:argh!:  ROOOGGEEEER!

muhaha

it's creepin' me out, man
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:47:58 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:42:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 06:40:04 PM
:argh!:  ROOOGGEEEER!

muhaha

it's creepin' me out, man

I'm in an evil mood.
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 07:07:56 PM
Jesus Dok. You even hate your friends.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 07:12:52 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 07:07:56 PM
Jesus Dok. You even hate your friends.  :horrormirth:

Um.

And?
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 07:21:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 07:12:52 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 07:07:56 PM
Jesus Dok. You even hate your friends.  :horrormirth:

Um.

And?

:)
Just saying.
Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Jasper on September 17, 2010, 08:59:43 PM
Fucking wolfpoet.  :lulz:

Title: Re: Do you like games?
Post by: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 17, 2010, 08:59:43 PM
Fucking wolfpoet.  :lulz:



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