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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2005, 03:33:43 AM

Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2005, 03:33:43 AM
It was the last perfect day of the season, and we were determined to enjoy it.  The Judge & Amy, and Maria and I had spent the morning shooting, and Amy had done very well...her marksmanship was coming along nicely.  

We decided to celebrate by having some frou-frou coffee at the local bistro (Amy's idea), and had just sat down at a table near some Goth-y high school kids, when the fun began.

An emo boi apparenty took issue with the musical opinions of one of the Goth girls, and called her a bitch.  He then tried to slap her.

Maria sat up a little straighter, but did nothing.  The Goth chick, however, was a different story.  She punched the emo boy in the face twice, and then raked his face with her "nails" ("talons" might be more accurate) hard enough to draw blood.

She apparently tagged his eye(s), as well, because the emo boi started running in circles, screaming "MY EYES!  MY EYES!  THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME!  MY EYES!"

We all sat stock-still for about 2 seconds...and then Maria was the first to crack.  She sprayed latte all over me, as I began to laugh and swallow at the same time.  I began to choke, but still couldn't stop laughing.  As I slid off my chair, I saw Amy jet twin streams of her drink out of her nose.  Then I hit the ground, paralyzed with laughter.

We were still giggling, 5 minutes later, as we piled into the jeep, and drove Amy and the Judge back to Tombstone.  And the Rolling Stones were on the radio.  

As I said, a perfect day.  

It is, in fact, days like this that make life worth living.  Kinda like going to heaven.  For a precious few hours, you can forget work, you can forget that your country is run by an idiot, that people are dumber every year...you can forget traffic jams and bill collectors and preachers and telemarketers and the possibility that hideous things slither in the sewers beneath your feet.  You can forget lawyers and writs and...

hehe...whoops.  I started off talking about heaven, and somehow got sidetracked into talking about hell.  I guess that's my cue.

Or kill me.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on December 06, 2005, 03:39:47 AM
Quote"MY EYES! MY EYES! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME! MY EYES!"
:lol:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2005, 03:48:50 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote"MY EYES! MY EYES! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME! MY EYES!"
:lol:

You can see why I almost asphyxiated on coffee. :lol:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 06, 2005, 03:49:20 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
lovely
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2005, 03:54:02 AM
Quote from: mian tiao Fred:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
lovely

thx!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Chlorine on December 06, 2005, 05:08:32 AM
Yes.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2005, 05:10:11 AM
Quote from: ChlorineYes.

Yes, you'll kill me?

TGRR,
Has almost given up hope.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Chlorine on December 06, 2005, 05:19:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ChlorineYes.

Yes, you'll kill me?

TGRR,
Has almost given up hope.
Perhaps.

I was yessing about the described events, which were very...Yes.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2005, 05:20:35 AM
Quote from: Chlorine
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ChlorineYes.

Yes, you'll kill me?

TGRR,
Has almost given up hope.
Perhaps.

I was yessing about the described events, which were very...Yes.

Very hello, as BGP would say. :lol:

TGRR,
Still giggling.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Cain on December 06, 2005, 10:26:14 AM
This worries me, as I think I wont be able to stop laughing soon.  After my infiltration of the Conservative Party, I've decided to go totally in the opposite direction, with the tree-huggers crowd who live in the local coffe shops and are mostly emo-ish.  Laughing at people =/= making friends easily.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The seer on December 06, 2005, 05:09:18 PM
It's not so bad man, it's just that you enjoy life too much to act like a dipshit.

The last time I said anything like that I was 8.

The seer: ACTUALLY grew up.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Cain on December 06, 2005, 05:11:04 PM
Its going to be interesting, thats for sure *gone to fetch my mascara and straight razor*
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: hooplala on December 06, 2005, 05:19:34 PM
What possesses people to dress like the Addam's Family anyway?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The seer on December 06, 2005, 05:20:32 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaWhat possesses people to dress like the Addam's Family anyway?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's not the same reason people dress up like spock and hang around at convention halls.  :lol:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: hooplala on December 06, 2005, 05:25:28 PM
Well at the very least MOST of those people know there is a certain time for dress such as that.  The goths walk around like that every freaking day.

I take the subway with a guy who is about 6' 8" tall, and must weigh in at about 70lbs soaking wet.  He has long straight black hair, and wears five inch platform boots.  Leather pants with buckles the whole way up, gloves, nail polish and lipstick.

I'm all for anyone wearing whatever they want, but don't think I won't laugh.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The seer on December 06, 2005, 05:27:47 PM
Hey you can't control how everyone is going to react. Some people will be shocked and disgusted by what you throw at them. Other people will laugh, while I like to remember that this poor poor person is trying to upset my cart of apples and is therefore not exactly very upsetting at all.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: nurbldoff on December 06, 2005, 05:29:54 PM
How do you know he wears nail polish if he wears gloves?

a-HA!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Cain on December 06, 2005, 05:32:27 PM
Probably fingerless gloves
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2005, 05:37:01 PM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1933/myeyes9cf.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: hooplala on December 06, 2005, 06:11:34 PM
Quote from: CainProbably fingerless gloves

Exactly.  Sorry, I should have mentioned that, I just assumed all people knew Goths can't wear full finger gloves.

In fact, on occaision I've seen the boy where mesh fingerless gloves.

Yes, I am paying attention.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on December 06, 2005, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaWhat possesses people to dress like the Addam's Family anyway?

The Adam's Family is cooler than Goths.  Just saying.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: hooplala on December 06, 2005, 06:40:30 PM
I agree, but still.

I really like Captain Beefheart, but you don't see me walking around in a top hat with a carp on my face.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: nurbldoff on December 06, 2005, 09:15:10 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: CainProbably fingerless gloves

Exactly.  Sorry, I should have mentioned that, I just assumed all people knew Goths can't wear full finger gloves.

Damn, I just exposed my ignorance of gothic proportions.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 06, 2005, 10:29:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote"MY EYES! MY EYES! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME! MY EYES!"
:lol:

You can see why I almost asphyxiated on coffee. :lol:

This is one of those statements of the month. Eyes, indeed. That'll teach the emidiot.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2005, 12:00:17 AM
Quote from: erotic(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1933/myeyes9cf.png) (http://imageshack.us)

:lol:

Thanks.

Swiped.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Chlorine on December 07, 2005, 12:41:55 AM
Here...I've goth'd up an old picture of mine to go with LMNO's:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/wannabeshoes/gawth.jpg)
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2005, 12:49:25 AM
Quote from: ChlorineHere...I've goth'd up an old picture of mine to go with LMNO's:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/wannabeshoes/gawth.jpg)

A picture of yours?  When did you get a spear through your eye?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Chlorine on December 07, 2005, 12:50:03 AM
The summer between 6th and 7th grade.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2005, 12:50:40 AM
Quote from: ChlorineThe summer between 6th and 7th grade.

Oh.  I thought you might have served with me, at the battle of Agincourt.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on December 07, 2005, 10:00:47 PM
Quote from: erotic(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1933/myeyes9cf.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Yet another classic one by YOU.

I wonder what angels would do if they saw into this guy's heart.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 07, 2005, 11:30:25 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote"MY EYES! MY EYES! THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME! MY EYES!"
:lol:

This was the first time I've laughed all day.

1,237/10
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Chlorine on December 08, 2005, 12:50:38 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hguh, KSCI wonder what angels would do if they saw into this guy's heart.
:D
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 08, 2005, 12:51:26 AM
Poomp?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2005, 12:51:46 AM
Quote from:  Poomp?

No, that was in his pance.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 08, 2005, 12:52:50 AM
I didn't know they wore pance...
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2005, 12:56:58 AM
Quote from:  I didn't know they wore pance...

Yes, they wear baggy pance, tucked into knee high shiny boots.

TGRR,
Has seen this, with his very own horrified eyes.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 08, 2005, 12:58:34 AM
So when said poomp occurs it sloshes around the bottom and they look like they're wearing those fruity pants arabs used to wear?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2005, 12:59:37 AM
Quote from:  So when said poomp occurs it sloshes around the bottom and they look like they're wearing those fruity pants arabs used to wear?

More like the johdpurs the Nazis were fond of.

Hitler kept that baggy look via frequent poomping, you knoa.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 08, 2005, 01:02:20 AM
Do you have to have arayan poomp to pull it off?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2005, 01:04:56 AM
Quote from:  Do you have to have arayan poomp to pull it off?

You want to pull it off?  DUDE!  IT'S FULL OF POOMP!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 08, 2005, 01:07:27 AM
I can always wrap my legs and feet in plastic.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 08, 2005, 01:08:08 AM
OH SHIT!

What if I could get a clear pair of pance to do this with?

I need to look into see-thru pance.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2005, 01:08:46 AM
Quote from:  OH SHIT!

What if I could get a clear pair of pance to do this with?

I need to look into see-thru pance.

Invisible pance + poomp = George Bush's wardrobe.

Just saying.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 08, 2005, 01:09:34 AM
I think I've got my next halloween costume.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Lord Daddy Lombrosis on December 08, 2005, 01:39:02 AM
:lol:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 08, 2005, 02:36:53 AM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI agree, but still.

I really like Captain Beefheart, but you don't see me walking around in a top hat with a carp on my face.

I think that you should.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: neongenesis816 on December 08, 2005, 05:15:22 AM
Beefheart is quite enjoyable.  He rox I think.
Title: Re: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 16, 2008, 10:06:39 PM
Bump, for teh funnay.
Title: Re: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, #19: Goth Fight
Post by: Richter on August 17, 2008, 02:26:00 AM
Holy Fish.  That made my evening. :lulz: