the world?
Where are the giant robots? Where are the mutant morays? The alligators in the sewers?
Why is there no D*ctor Doom?
Why is it that we have only ourselves to fight? I mean, world wars are amusing, but they've been done. Where the hell are the bug-eyed aliens, come to carry off our wimmenfolk?
Even in deepest Africa, there are no dinosaurs stomping around, gobbling up the locals. And THEN, to top it all off, some fuckwads deep-sonar'd Loch Ness, and PROVED that there is no beastie! Well, aren't YOU assholes the clever ones? THANKS FOR PEELING BACK THE VINYL, YOU JACKASSES!
There are no cannibal faeries in Ireland. No redcaps, even.
No Ogopogo monster.
It's...just...plain...WRONG. And it cannot be allowed to continue like this.
Or kill me.
Robert Anton Wilson says you can believe anyhting you want if try.
Quote from: Subtract Eight!Robert Anton Wilson says you can believe anyhting you want if try.
RAW also thought basing a whole book on the phrase "Potter Stewart" was a pretty fucking good idea. He's a goddamn retard.
Besides, even if he WAS right, some jackass would come along and say some shit like THIS:
http://mosnews.com/interview/2005/12/06/kgbchief.shtml
But, then again, who the fuck believes the KGB, right?
I don't believe you.
Quote from: Subtract Eight!I don't believe you.
Doesn't matter.
I don't believe that believe believe believe.
Quote from: Subtract Eight!I don't believe that believe believe believe.
Oh. I didn't realize that you're a hebephreniac.
My bad.
Man, I know what you mean. All there is to do is ride the bus everday.
Everything is just quiet with nothing.
Mystic things are being thrown away because a scientist can put a word on a phenomenon. Like if you see a chair flip over for no reason and some says, "oh it's *word*" it seems like theres nothing else to it.
I say nessie exists enough to exist.
Quote from: Subtract Eight!Man, I know what you mean. All there is to do is ride the bus everday.
Everything is just quiet with nothing.
Mystic things are being thrown away because a scientist can put a word on a phenomenon. Like if you see a chair flip over for no reason and some says, "oh it's *word*" it seems like theres nothing else to it.
I say nessie exists enough to exist.
Has she eaten any Scotsmen, recently? No?
How can this be?
Face it. There are no more mysteries. Smug assholes in labcoats have killed them ALL.
I have the book they wrote about the Russian psychic, parapsychology and psychogenic programs back in the 70's. Still haven't got around to reading it.
There's still one great hope.
No fucker has put the kibosh on the Jersey Devil yet, he's just laying low and biding his time. Once Ashley Simpson wins a Grammy he is going APESHIT.
I'll tell you something that's making me sick right now roger.
Moaning ringtones, now for your mobile...
:( :( :( It's all so depressing.
You are crazy.
Moaning ringtones are the sexiest. They give Enrico the chills.
Quote from: The Monster SalazarYou are crazy.
Moaning ringtones are the sexiest.
No Enr!co, they aren't. If there was ever a thing that was anti-viagra, pornographic ringtones are it.
Before I saw that ad grace the TV screen I had a raging hard on. now I don't think I ever will again.
Try putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.
Is whole different story, friend.
Quote from: The Monster SalazarTry putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.
Is whole different story, friend.
If I need a phone to get off there is something
SERIOUSLY wrong with me. God gave us hands and sex toys for a reason.
But what about in CHURCH? Good Kali, use your head, my glorious faggot.
Even in Salazore you cannot get away with sticking your mits down your slacks in church.
THINK! Is imagination.
Quote from: The Monster SalazarBut what about in CHURCH? Good Kali, use your head, my glorious faggot.
Even in Salazore you cannot get away with sticking your mits down your slacks in church.
THINK! Is imagination.
[list=1]
- The only reason I would ever be in church would be to fuck my wife --quietly at first, then louder-- in the vestuible.
- If I was ever in church for any other reason, I probably wouldn't be thinking about sex.
- If I wanted sex and was in a place where I couldn't use my hands, toys, and/or wife. If I was desperate enough I would Go somewhere else[/list:o]
Is useless.
Some peoples do not want to be taught.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerthe world?
Where are the giant robots? Where are the mutant morays? The alligators in the sewers?
Why is there no D*ctor Doom?
Why is it that we have only ourselves to fight? I mean, world wars are amusing, but they've been done. Where the hell are the bug-eyed aliens, come to carry off our wimmenfolk?
Even in deepest Africa, there are no dinosaurs stomping around, gobbling up the locals. And THEN, to top it all off, some fuckwads deep-sonar'd Loch Ness, and PROVED that there is no beastie! Well, aren't YOU assholes the clever ones? THANKS FOR PEELING BACK THE VINYL, YOU JACKASSES!
There are no cannibal faeries in Ireland. No redcaps, even.
No Ogopogo monster.
It's...just...plain...WRONG. And it cannot be allowed to continue like this.
Or kill me.
no meteors
no tidal waves
no plagues
no nuclear war
just a long
lingering
looming
threat
just to keep everybody scrambling
anything else would be too easy
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Additional problems with the world that haven't been solved yet:
Rod Stewart
David Hasselhoff
Bob Barr
And Bob Dole not having a talk show.
Quote from: The Monster SalazarTry putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.
Is whole different story, friend.
I'm so making a fortune that says this and slipping it to my friend the next time she and I go out for Chinese food.
And please, Roger.......don't be telling me there is no Loch Ness Monster. :cry:
I went there and I never saw anything. I felt cheated. I wanted my money back. I didnt pay to look at it, but that isnt the point. The castle ruins are interesting though.
I was never planning to go there........just planning to imagine going there. That way I wouldn't want my money back if the monster didn't show up. Cuz you're right - that's not the point.
Didn't Crowley own a castle on the banks of Loch Ness?
i heard that too
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomI was never planning to go there........just planning to imagine going there. That way I wouldn't want my money back if the monster didn't show up. Cuz you're right - that's not the point.
Save your money and take a trip to Lake Champlain. Perhaps you will get a glimpse of Champy! :wink:
Quote from: The Monster SalazarTry putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.
Is whole different story, friend.
Ok, so what do I do next? *awaits instruction*
Quote from: neongenesis816Quote from: The Monster SalazarTry putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.
Is whole different story, friend.
Ok, so what do I do next? *awaits instruction*
Now squirm slightly, and enjoy.
Also, send Enr
ico $500.
Quote from: The Monster SalazarTry putting the phone to vibrate and slip down front of pants.
Is whole different story, friend.
I've been doing that for YEARS.
Quote from: The seerI'll tell you something that's making me sick right now roger.
Moaning ringtones, now for your mobile...
:( :( :( It's all so depressing.
Just another reason to smite.
I kind of like what the world's got already
for example
- A gravitational pull that compliments our rollercoasters well
- the color green
- octopi
Quote from: ChlorineI kind of like what the world's got already
for example
- A gravitational pull that compliments our rollercoasters well
- the color green
- octopi
Yuo forgot:
Tom DeLay,
Alberto Gonzalez,
and
Carrot Top.
All of the above are not equal to a single Giant Mutated Man Eating Hamster.
That is all.
X-ists
planet X
LHX
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ChlorineI kind of like what the world's got already
for example
- A gravitational pull that compliments our rollercoasters well
- the color green
- octopi
Yuo forgot:
Tom DeLay,
Alberto Gonzalez,
and
Carrot Top.
All of the above are not equal to a single Giant Mutated Man Eating Hamster.
That is all.
Why the hate for Carrot Top, because his hair is redder than yours, and fluffier :lol:
Fact: all this would be far too exciting, chaotic and interesting, probably making people re-evaluate certain viewpoints. The crushing grey grind of CIA secret prisons, the PATRIOT Act, creeping autocracy and so forth are boring, long term, orderly things that can be controlled.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerthe world?
Where are the giant robots? Where are the mutant morays? The alligators in the sewers?
Why is it that we have only ourselves to fight? I mean, world wars are amusing, but they've been done. Where the hell are the bug-eyed
Why is there no D*ctor Doom?
aliens, come to carry off our wimmenfolk?
Even in deepest Africa, there are no dinosaurs stomping around, gobbling up the locals. And THEN, to top it all off, some fuckwads deep-sonar'd Loch Ness, and PROVED that there is no beastie! Well, aren't YOU assholes the clever ones? THANKS FOR PEELING BACK THE VINYL, YOU JACKASSES!
There are no cannibal faeries in Ireland. No redcaps, even.
No Ogopogo monster.
It's...just...plain...WRONG. And it cannot be allowed to continue like this.
Or kill me.
you don't understand. they just
want you to think there's no monster in the loch. she's there. hell there's probably dozens and dozens of them. same with the dinosaurs. shit, i've seen the dinosaurs and the aliens and big foot alive and well and roaming the streets looking for fresh meat.
maybe you should do somethign abotu it, instead of blaming others for it.
certainly, if you prefer a world iwth giant mutant abominations and doctor dooms then you shoudl labour to make some.
on the other hand, THEY want you to believe and day dream in these make believe fantasy worlds, because it keeps you maleable in Their grasp.
i love the blinding light fo the silver screen.
it's phosphourous sheen
takes all my worries away.
there is no death nor starving
no famine or disease
in my dreams.
godamn it i love the silver screen.
more subtle
more terrifying
there's nothing liek the real thing.
no ned to trust me on this.
go find out for yourself.
recruiters are standing by to take your call.
then again fuck the recruiters, go downtown and LOOK around.
look past what you normally pay attention to,
and pay attention to what you normally look past.
and don't dare claim you do any different.
there is nothing other than the real thing
the fact that i would prefer to be stepped on by a giant fire breathing gorilla than have to think about getting handled by 'administration' is a real fact
poverty isnt fake
Quote from: Baron von HooplaDidn't Crowley own a castle on the banks of Loch Ness?
He owned Boleskine House (it's not a castle). Jimmy Page bought it some time later. Currently in private ownership by people who really don't want OTO members visiting them.
For Roger: There's a book called Ancient Traces by Michael Baigent that reviews certain 'mysteries' that might appeal to you. The rediscovery of the Coelocanth fish, the fossilized footprints that are supposed to show humans contemporaneous with dinosaurs, some odd African jungle monster thingy, some odd Canadian 'nessie' type beastie.
I can't vouch for it's provenance but it might soothe the pain.
Michael Baigent also wrote that book on the Priory of Sion, where he got duped by a group of French fascists/part of Operation Gladio and thought he'd found the descendants of Jesus. His credibility took a blow after that, just letting you know.
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviisome odd Canadian 'nessie' type beastie.
Probably the Ogopogo that Roger referred to?
Quote from: LHXthere is nothing other than the real thing
the fact that i would prefer to be stepped on by a giant fire breathing gorilla than have to think about getting handled by 'administration' is a real fact
poverty isnt fake
the original postwould seem to disagree.
roger is disapointedthatthe real everyday horrors are not enough.
he demands some romantic abomination to lessen the burden ofavertinghis eyes from the horrors down the street. he's disappointed that there is only famine and disease and conquest and genocide and capitlaism to suffer.
he wants something he can point at and say "this is the cause of our problems. this is evil."
or so the original post apparently indicates.
oh
be careful, LHX...even now, we could be turning our evil mind-control ray on you....
i am so fucking confused
i wish somebody could hurry up and design the good mind control ray so i could sleep easier
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ChlorineI kind of like what the world's got already
for example
- A gravitational pull that compliments our rollercoasters well
- the color green
- octopi
Yuo forgot:
Tom DeLay,
Alberto Gonzalez,
and
Carrot Top.
All of the above are not equal to a single Giant Mutated Man Eating Hamster.
That is all.
Why the hate for Carrot Top, because his hair is redder than yours, and fluffier :lol:
Carrot Top stands for everything that is wrong with America.
Quote from: CainFact: all this would be far too exciting, chaotic and interesting, probably making people re-evaluate certain viewpoints. The crushing grey grind of CIA secret prisons, the PATRIOT Act, creeping autocracy and so forth are boring, long term, orderly things that can be controlled.
This is the correct answer.
Quote from: Baron von HooplaQuote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviisome odd Canadian 'nessie' type beastie.
Probably the Ogopogo that Roger referred to?
Correct. No such animal. :evil:
TGRR,
Will get even with Jehovah for this, and many other issues.
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
roger is disapointedthatthe real everyday horrors are not enough.
he demands some romantic abomination to lessen the burden ofavertinghis eyes from the horrors down the street. he's disappointed that there is only famine and disease and conquest and genocide and capitlaism to suffer.
Oh, the real horrors are plenty. Problem is, while they are EVIL, they aren't COOL. Would you rather deal with a soul-crushing bureaucracy, or a 200 foot tall killer wombat? You're doomed either way, so why not deal with the evil that at least has some STYLE?
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
he wants something he can point at and say "this is the cause of our problems. this is evil."
or so the original post apparently indicates.
1. I can already do that. What I want is evil that is FUN.
2. No, you pretty much made that up. Well done, my most faithful adherent.
Quote from: LHXi am so fucking confused
i wish somebody could hurry up and design the good mind control ray so i could sleep easier
1. You need Pils(tm), citizen. They will stop the confusion.
2. Why? The bad one works just fine.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: CainFact: all this would be far too exciting, chaotic and interesting, probably making people re-evaluate certain viewpoints. The crushing grey grind of CIA secret prisons, the PATRIOT Act, creeping autocracy and so forth are boring, long term, orderly things that can be controlled.
This is the correct answer.
I suspected it may have been, but didnt want to put words in peoples mouths.
Quote from: CainQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: CainFact: all this would be far too exciting, chaotic and interesting, probably making people re-evaluate certain viewpoints. The crushing grey grind of CIA secret prisons, the PATRIOT Act, creeping autocracy and so forth are boring, long term, orderly things that can be controlled.
This is the correct answer.
I suspected it may have been, but didnt want to put words in peoples mouths.
Of course. I'd hate to see anyone file a grievance. :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Horab Fibslager
roger is disapointedthatthe real everyday horrors are not enough.
he demands some romantic abomination to lessen the burden ofavertinghis eyes from the horrors down the street. he's disappointed that there is only famine and disease and conquest and genocide and capitlaism to suffer.
Oh, the real horrors are plenty. Problem is, while they are EVIL, they aren't COOL. Would you rather deal with a soul-crushing bureaucracy, or a 200 foot tall killer wombat? You're doomed either way, so why not deal with the evil that at least has some STYLE?
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
he wants something he can point at and say "this is the cause of our problems. this is evil."
or so the original post apparently indicates.
1. I can already do that. What I want is evil that is FUN.
2. No, you pretty much made that up. Well done, my most faithful adherent.
i'm sorry reality doesn't live up to your expectation.
well no i'm not. niether am i surprised.
ireggardless, naw, i didn't make that up. it was sitting there slapping me in the face.
i understand, it's too close. and i am not among the elite, the favoured.
don't worry roger, i have a long way to go before i am faithful or adherent to you. i'd have to treat my so called friends like toys. betray their trusts andthe confidences for the purposes of my little games, and then mock them for having trusted you for a good several months afterwards. nto to mention declaring how you're holding back because they're your friends that you habituallydrag through the mud. oh but then i'd have to get them to apoligze for standing up to themselves against my bullying, and ask me to come back to do it again next week after i acted like a lost puppy following everyone around trying to remind them what a great guy i am when i'm not dragging them through the mud. yes. you don't see itbecause, you don't care to look. every time it's someone else's fault. right now, it is my fault, that you will seek retribution upon me in some form. good for you the internet is endless, that you will never have to be alone, for that that is wages of your labour. lucky you.
sincerely,
your friendly neighborhood lying unemployed methhead balding marginalizer.
oh and forgive me, oh god, forarguing with your self image of yourself. you're like jesus, only angry and bitter and not at all like jesus. oops i did it again. wtf is wrong with me? these lies i keep sprouting. it must be a smear campaign against you? because anyone around you gets what they deserve when you treat them like your toy again and again. they've been
warned.
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
don't worry roger, i have a long way to go before i am faithful or adherent to you.
Oh, no, you're doing just FINE. :lol:
Do continue.
TGRR,
As your God, approves.
yes, yes. play with me as your toy oh god.
you are the one true god. and we are your to... er people.
Quote from: Horab Fibslageryes, yes. play with me as your toy oh god.
you are the one true god. and we are your to... er people.
No, I'm only one of the Gods. I just happen to be the one you follow.
TGRR,
As the God of Vengeful Hatred, recognizes one of his own.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Why the hate for Carrot Top, because his hair is redder than yours, and fluffier :lol:
Carrot Top stands for everything that is wrong with America.
Even tho he is Australian?
Quote from: neongenesis816Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Why the hate for Carrot Top, because his hair is redder than yours, and fluffier :lol:
Carrot Top stands for everything that is wrong with America.
Even tho he is Australian?
ESPECIALLY because he is Australian.
Never trust an Australian. All of them are liars.
8)
Quote from: CainNever trust an Australian. All of them are liars.
8)
I say it's high time we sent the USN down there to teach those pouch-bellied, beer-swilling dingos
who the boss is.
Just saying.
Google says its one of these two, though I'd much prefer the one on the left
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/boss77/tarafestares.jpg)
Quote from: CainGoogle says its one of these two, though I'd much prefer the one on the left
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/boss77/tarafestares.jpg)
Um, yeah.
TGRR,
Can't argue with that logic.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: CainNever trust an Australian. All of them are liars.
8)
I say it's high time we sent the USN down there to teach those pouch-bellied, beer-swilling dingos who the boss is.
Just saying.
LOL BRING IT ON! You think the mob and the teamsters are bad. You ain't never seen a labour strike over here. You ain't never seen a riot. You ain't never seen a drag queen in gold lame with sparkling high heels weilding a lead pipe and a chain.
You can teach us who's the boss all you like, but you can't change the mischevious spirit inborn to all who grace these shores. We played chess by mail with the turks at the gallipoli trenches. We've had prime ministers go missing while spear fishing on their day off. We've got a city whose streetlights spell out "hell" when seen from the air, and if you ask us to change it we'll turn on "go 2" as well.
Towns for the marijuana smoker, towns for the weary traveller, the person with a past to forget, GIANT PHALLIC OBJECTS donated and opened by the queen.
Is my country in need of a wet slapping, what country in the west isn't? But you can't change the spirit of this place, what makes it so great. A place where you can call the leader of the country an ass-licker and have other politicians support you (though maybe not your choice of words).
PS if you want carrot top dead, that can be arranged, do the CFMEU or the MUA do it? your choice.
Quote from: The seerQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: CainNever trust an Australian. All of them are liars.
8)
I say it's high time we sent the USN down there to teach those pouch-bellied, beer-swilling dingos who the boss is.
Just saying.
LOL BRING IT ON! You think the mob and the teamsters are bad. You ain't never seen a labour strike over here. You ain't never seen a riot. You ain't never seen a drag queen in gold lame with sparkling high heels weilding a lead pipe and a chain.
You can teach us who's the boss all you like, but you can't change the mischevious spirit inborn to all who grace these shores. We played chess by mail with the turks at the gallipoli trenches. We've had prime ministers go missing while spear fishing on their day off. We've got a city whose streetlights spell out "hell" when seen from the air, and if you ask us to change it we'll turn on "go 2" as well.
Towns for the marijuana smoker, towns for the weary traveller, the person with a past to forget, GIANT PHALLIC OBJECTS donated and opened by the queen.
Is my country in need of a wet slapping, what country in the west isn't? But you can't change the spirit of this place, what makes it so great. A place where you can call the leader of the country an ass-licker and have other politicians support you (though maybe not your choice of words).
PS if you want carrot top dead, that can be arranged, do the CFMEU or the MUA do it? your choice.
But we are saving the world from terra.
O\/\/NED!
TGRR,
Will start calling Aussies "irrelevant", now.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBut we are saving the world from terra.
O\/\/NED!
TGRR,
Will start calling Aussies "irrelevant", now.
That's fine, the more irrelevant we are the more likely we are to survive.
The seer: Nobody's monkey until they pay the right price.
Quote from: The seerQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerBut we are saving the world from terra.
O\/\/NED!
TGRR,
Will start calling Aussies "irrelevant", now.
That's fine, the more irrelevant we are the more likely we are to survive.
The seer: Nobody's monkey until they pay the right price.
Um...SaddamthugsterraterrastaythecourseturningthecornerbreakingthebackoftheinsurgencyTERRATERRATHUGS!
Brought to you by Wee Georgie's speechwriters.
Quote from: CainGoogle says its one of these two, though I'd much prefer the one on the left to be shot
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/boss77/tarafestares.jpg)
I corrected ya mate!
Quote from: neongenesis816Quote from: CainGoogle says its one of these two, though I'd much prefer the one on the left to be shot
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/boss77/tarafestares.jpg)
I corrected ya mate!
WTF?
yah theres not even gravity anymore, everyone knows its the white man keepen us down.
Quote from: Ignotum per Ignotiusyah theres not even gravity anymore, everyone knows its the white man keepen us down.
That is the Will Of God(tm) that is keeping you plastered to this rock, sir.
Brought to you by the institute of creation science.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Ignotum per Ignotiusyah theres not even gravity anymore, everyone knows its the white man keepen us down.
That is the Will Of God(tm) that is keeping you plastered to this rock, sir.
Brought to you by the institute of creation science.
i stand corrected...
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerOh. I didn't realize that you're a hebephreniac.My bad.
I learnd a new word ^.^
Quote from: Ignotum per IgnotiusQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Ignotum per Ignotiusyah theres not even gravity anymore, everyone knows its the white man keepen us down.
That is the Will Of God(tm) that is keeping you plastered to this rock, sir.
Brought to you by the institute of creation science.
i stand corrected...
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerOh. I didn't realize that you're a hebephreniac.My bad.
I learnd a new word ^.^
I'm good like that.
TGRR,
Knows that with Godhood comes responsibility. And the right - nay, the DUTY - to run around nekkid.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Horab Fibslageryes, yes. play with me as your toy oh god.
you are the one true god. and we are your to... er people.
No, I'm only one of the Gods. I just happen to be the one you follow.
TGRR,
As the God of Vengeful Hatred, recognizes one of his own.
no need to lie to me.
you know i follow you as much as sheep strap jet engines to their backs and bomb iraq.
as for you being a god of vengeanse... lol?
maybe a god of deluding one's self and treating others as your toys.
your socalled vengeance is weak.
and like i said earlier, you have to be slighted first before you can take revenge. you either start something and lay the blame at your victim's feet. or you bait people into it.
no need to lie about it. or defend it.
of course, now you can finally truthfully say that someone is following you around. i know i'm a bit slack in it. you and yours are far from my highest priority.
as for hatred. you only hate yoruself, as you demonstrate time after time. every time you marginalize someone on teh pretense they've marginalized you. everytime you shit your hate on someone,ont he pretence they were dogging you. except... your victims never start it do they?
i know you won't, even if you are able to, answer that question honestly, so don't bother.
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/wave.gif)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: neongenesis816Quote from: CainGoogle says its one of these two, though I'd much prefer the one on the left to be shot
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/boss77/tarafestares.jpg)
I corrected ya mate!
WTF?
I second that. Shoot the gimp on the right, if you have unresolved anger issues.
Shoot them both, just to be safe.
Dude, look at her! If she's going to be the new boss, I'm working with the Americans on this.
Nice face but I can't say I'm big on the fake tits.
Its her or him. I know where my vote goes.
I vote for neither, we should have a bloody coup.
*kills Tara Reid an the ugly man she's with*
*Hoists Tara Reid's fucked up breast implants high above his head as a sign of victory*
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: neongenesis816Quote from: CainGoogle says its one of these two, though I'd much prefer the one on the left to be shot
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/boss77/tarafestares.jpg)
I corrected ya mate!
WTF?
tara Reid, dude?
meh...might as well go fuck a warm glass of water. it'll feel exactly the same and it won't screech and slobber nearly as much.
ZING!
Quote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Horab Fibslageryes, yes. play with me as your toy oh god.
you are the one true god. and we are your to... er people.
No, I'm only one of the Gods. I just happen to be the one you follow.
TGRR,
As the God of Vengeful Hatred, recognizes one of his own.
no need to lie to me.
you know i follow you as much as sheep strap jet engines to their backs and bomb iraq.
as for you being a god of vengeanse... lol?
maybe a god of deluding one's self and treating others as your toys.
your socalled vengeance is weak.
and like i said earlier, you have to be slighted first before you can take revenge. you either start something and lay the blame at your victim's feet. or you bait people into it.
no need to lie about it. or defend it.
of course, now you can finally truthfully say that someone is following you around. i know i'm a bit slack in it. you and yours are far from my highest priority.
as for hatred. you only hate yoruself, as you demonstrate time after time. every time you marginalize someone on teh pretense they've marginalized you. everytime you shit your hate on someone,ont he pretence they were dogging you. except... your victims never start it do they?
i know you won't, even if you are able to, answer that question honestly, so don't bother.
Good, good...
I can't believe I missed a thread about people dissing on Australians.
I just wrote this whole long thing on decaying Australian zombie penises but then I realised that it was kind of retarded and insipid.
So. Um. Australians suck!
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopI can't believe I missed a thread about people dissing on Australians.
I just wrote this whole long thing on decaying Australian zombie penises but then I realised that it was kind of retarded and insipid.
So. Um. Australians suck!
Well, yeah, but now Horab is worshipping me by flaming me.
I just read that, and now my post about decaying Australian zombie penises seems interesting and thought-provoking.
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopI can't believe I missed a thread about people dissing on Australians.
I just wrote this whole long thing on decaying Australian zombie penises but then I realised that it was kind of retarded and insipid.
So. Um. Australians suck!
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Quote from: CainQuote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopI can't believe I missed a thread about people dissing on Australians.
I just wrote this whole long thing on decaying Australian zombie penises but then I realised that it was kind of retarded and insipid.
So. Um. Australians suck!
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Stop eating babies, Cain! Why you gotta eat so many babies for?
Those babies were asking for it! Do you know what they did to the Prime Minister?
I told a dead baby joke today and this girl goes:
Her: How are dead baby jokes like bland food?
Me: I don't know. How?
Her: They're both tasteless! *glares at me*
Me: ... mine was funnier.
Go tot Totse, they have files with several hundred dead baby jokes, almost all tasteless. Repeat a few to her each day for a month or two. But really, you shoula seen what they did to the PM...eating them was the only choice I was left with.
Oh, excellent. *has to remember this for Monday*