Principia Discordia

dear mr teh machine administration what has control of determining my mortal fate

how are you doing?

this message is actually directed to the machine as a whole
but
i know not everybody in your system will get to read it



i would like to say many bad words to you
but
i will not do that

because it might throw you off
and it might affect the chances of you actually paying attention to what i am going to tell you



you are fucked
you have nearly reached your peak
but
have done nothing to make sure that you can maintain your position
your leverage in the situation is slipping
and
the mechanisms you use for applying pressure on people have become faulty
in that they dont always work anymore


see
down here
some people have come to understand such things as 'chaos' and 'disorder'
and have learned to find comfort in these things
as opposed to the illusions of control that used to provide those moments of temporary peace
in fact
it has come to the attention of some that this 'chaos' and 'disorder' is really a back door which leads to 'eternal salvation'
which runs directly contrary to your fear-generating tactics


but
since you still seem willing to deprive people of food
and to bother and pester for no apparent reason
and to continue making and enforcing rules that inhibit movement

i just wanted to let you know that you are fucked
your presence is not appreciated or necessary anymore
and nobody - except you - likes what you are doing


so
you can continue to try and solve your problems by killing things
including me
but
just be aware that we got your number
and we are going to fuck you up
and if it isnt me
then it is going to be somebody what LOOKS JUST LIKE ME when you have your eyes shut




if we decide to keep a written language after you go down
you will probably be represented as a square with a diagonal line through it
or something else suggestive of 'that big piece of shit that isnt around anymore because it had to be put down'
but
i cannot show this symbol to you right now because your keyboards are incompetent

you will be buried in the air

you dumb piece of shit

much love

Dear Mister T3h Machine:

We all set yuo up the bomb.

All your base will soon belong to us.

Yuo have NO chance to escape make your fucking time.

Bye-bye,

~BMW~>

Have we?  When did this happen and why wasn't informed sooner?

Good rant regardless though.  I dont know of this were written today or earlier, but LHX seems on a roll.

Quote from: CainHave we?  When did this happen and why wasn't informed sooner?

Good rant regardless though.  I dont know of this were written today or earlier, but LHX seems on a roll.

Its a human bomb. As more and more people wake up, it snowballs. Sooner or later, it'll hit a critical level, and then there be much head esplodie. Like I said, "make your fucking time". 8)

Quote from: CainLHX seems on a roll.

Indeed.

More and more people seem to be buying into religion, which is just another form of control.  Thats my stock tip for the day.  The only way "the machine" will come crashing down is when its insides rot from all the corruption and waste so that it cant support itself any longer.  Nothing else is doing anything.

QuoteIts a human bomb. As more and more people wake up, it snowballs. Sooner or later, it'll hit a critical level, and then there be much head esplodie. Like I said, "make your fucking time". Cool

maybe the most you can do is expedite the process

more corruption
more waste

the more ash gets flung into the sky
the more visible the phoenix becomes



as things get worse
resolve gets stronger

there is a direct relationship

How?  Do you have a ton of cash to make people listen with?  Do you have the "right credentials", know the "right people" to make your opinion valid enough to be worth listening to?  Because if you don't have one, preferably both,then you're just another small voice yelling into the void.  You don't count, except when its time for taxes to be paid or imaginary lines on maps/old mens wounded egos to be defended.

its beyond opinions



peace on earth eventually

victory is predetermined



patience is a ruthless discipline

like i said - what is going down cannot be changed
it can only be encouraged

to what extent - i dont know

but
it will happen

also

you dont need to know the right people or have the right connections to make a fuss in the entertainment industry




nobody currently owns 'the next big thing'
the most you can do is make predictions where it is going to come from

Quotevictory is predetermined

I'm sure George W Bush, Osama bin Laden and every other religious nut from the Central Committe of Moscow to the deserts of Africa has thought and said the same.  It didn't work for them, either.

Quote from: LHXnobody currently owns 'the next big thing'
the most you can do is make predictions where it is going to come from

Who owns the entertainment industry?  Who has the meeting sn the brainstorming sections and the talent scouts out there looking and effecting opinions on what is popular?  Not that it matters, since the entertainment industry has neve done anthing but support those who pay its debts off.

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeDear Mister T3h Machine:

We all set yuo up the bomb.

All your base will soon belong to us.

Yuo have NO chance to escape make your fucking time.

Bye-bye,

~BMW~>

MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG!

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Quotevictory is predetermined

I'm sure George W Bush, Osama bin Laden and every other religious nut from the Central Committe of Moscow to the deserts of Africa has thought and said the same.  It didn't work for them, either.

maybe it didnt work in their little skirmishes
but
from the metaphysical standpoint of man vs machine the verdict is still open

(well - not really - since victory is predetermined)


in this universe
the good guys always win in the end
even when they look like bad guys

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Quote from: LHXnobody currently owns 'the next big thing'
the most you can do is make predictions where it is going to come from

Who owns the entertainment industry?  Who has the meeting sn the brainstorming sections and the talent scouts out there looking and effecting opinions on what is popular?  Not that it matters, since the entertainment industry has neve done anthing but support those who pay its debts off.

you mean the same entertainment industry that released these ideas into the air
(oops)

rap music came out of nowhere and had the 'brainstorming sections' on spin control for almost a decade until they figured out how to make it work for them

the entertainment industry is a bunch of parents selling their own children drugs for profit


plus
now things are coming up too fast for the entertainment industry to regulate

theres some websites that are becoming prominent
and the only thing the entertainment industry can do is buy them out
and even when they do that
they barely know how to control it any more


look how the music industry is crumbling
napster came out like 10 years ago and they STILL dont know how to handle piracy




crumble crumble crumble

They buy out anything that becomes too popular.  You think Discordianism isn't any different?  As soon as Discordians become big enough to be a threat (probably next to never) they'll be slapping the Sacred Chao on shirts and selling them at Hot Topic.  It will be consumed and watered down like everything else.  The system, because thats what it truly is, has an ability to consume and subsume opposition like nothing else.  "Capitalism is the chief cause of Communism" remember?  They've got a nice little spot for people just like you and me...

Downloading music wont break the system.  Making proud statements on a website wont break the system.  Trying to keep yourself sane whilst absorbing all this information and just keeping a place in your head clear of the Bush's and Bill Gates' and annoying pop stars wont bring it down.

And the "good guys" never win, however you wish to define them.  I'm sure I've explained this before.  I'm a bad guy, therefore I do not feel the moral constraints you people do.  I'll do anything to achieve my objective, because that is everything.  I dont care who I have to kill, what lies I have to tell...just so long as the objective is achieved.  You and me and everyone else without the abilities and items to make us movers and players are moved and shook instead.  You're on top or you're on the bottom.  You and me and everyone else on this forum are the digits used in deadly equations by others, the pawns in a far larger game where the players dont care for us and have everything they need to manipulate us to their ends, from coercion to bribery.

Quote from: Cain
And the "good guys" never win, however you wish to define them.  I'm sure I've explained this before.  I'm a bad guy, therefore I do not feel the moral constraints you people do.  I'll do anything to achieve my objective, because that is everything.  I dont care who I have to kill, what lies I have to tell...just so long as the objective is achieved.  You and me and everyone else without the abilities and items to make us movers and players are moved and shook instead.  You're on top or you're on the bottom.  You and me and everyone else on this forum are the digits used in deadly equations by others, the pawns in a far larger game where the players dont care for us and have everything they need to manipulate us to their ends, from coercion to bribery.

If they're using me as a pawn they are either lazy players or stupid players.

BVH
-likes to sit on his ass, smoke joints and listen to Funkadelic

Quote from: CainThey buy out anything that becomes too popular.  You think Discordianism isn't any different?  As soon as Discordians become big enough to be a threat (probably next to never) they'll be slapping the Sacred Chao on shirts and selling them at Hot Topic.  It will be consumed and watered down like everything else.  The system, because thats what it truly is, has an ability to consume and subsume opposition like nothing else.  "Capitalism is the chief cause of Communism" remember?  They've got a nice little spot for people just like you and me...

man
you better hurry up and get your hands on those subgenius books

Quote
Downloading music wont break the system.  Making proud statements on a website wont break the system.  Trying to keep yourself sane whilst absorbing all this information and just keeping a place in your head clear of the Bush's and Bill Gates' and annoying pop stars wont bring it down.

of course individually they wont break the system
your earlier post about the system 'breaking down' was accurate

A wont break it
but
A+B+C+D+E+... will

Quote
And the "good guys" never win, however you wish to define them.

alright then


the right guys always win

QuoteI'm sure I've explained this before.  I'm a bad guy,

do you want me to keep a straight face?

Quote
therefore I do not feel the moral constraints you people do.

what the fuck is a 'moral'?

QuoteI'll do anything to achieve my objective, because that is everything.

if your objective has anything to do with you being able to put pressure on others to meet your long term goals

youre wrong bro

QuoteI dont care who I have to kill, what lies I have to tell...just so long as the objective is achieved.

i think pretty much everybody here is past the death taboo
its not much of an issue

but
your lies are going to fuck you in the end

QuoteYou and me and everyone else without the abilities and items to make us movers and players are moved and shook instead.  You're on top or you're on the bottom.

or you dont subscribe to the top/bottom point of view
and understand that everybody is in a situation

QuoteYou and me and everyone else on this forum are the digits used in deadly equations by others, the pawns in a far larger game where the players dont care for us and have everything they need to manipulate us to their ends, from coercion to bribery.

you and me and everybody else in the world are pawns that in a bigger game where everybody trips over one another

there is no 'guy at the top'

Quoteman
you better hurry up and get your hands on those subgenius books

I did, as you well know, so I'll ask you to stop casting aspertions on my reading ability.  Read the section after the CoN, in Revelation X.  I know I did.

Quoteof course individually they wont break the system
your earlier post about the system 'breaking down' was accurate

A wont break it
but
A+B+C+D+E+... will

Since when have people bothered to act in concert?  Their pieces, they dont matter.  They'll be rounded up later if they really start hurting , forcing the rest into obediance.

Quoteif your objective has anything to do with you being able to put pressure on others to meet your long term goals

youre wrong bro

Yeah, I suppose the state is an illusion in the mind of the Governers too?  The state is ultimately based around that concept.  You try and tell them otherwise.  I hope you have a high pain tolerance.

Quoteor you dont subscribe to the top/bottom point of view
and understand that everybody is in a situation

The situation being "I have no real economic choices, besides a few limited choices, a threat that is always held over me" vs. "I'm super rich and because of that the normal rules dont apply to me.  You are my toys and I can treat you how I want".

Quotei think pretty much everybody here is past the death taboo
its not much of an issue

but
your lies are going to fuck you in the end

Hah!  Half you suckers still want a bloodless revolution, the rest of you have convinced yourselves you can take on a contemporary superpower and can win. Not only a superpower, but the whole system that supports the ideas and framework behind it.  I'm probably the clearest thinker here right now, because I can tell you exactly how it works and why you'll all end up dead if you try it seriously, which 99% of you wont.

Quoteyou and me and everybody else in the world are pawns that in a bigger game where everybody trips over one another

there is no 'guy at the top'

Nope, we're the pawns and they are the players.  You'll be co-opted, forced to the fringes where no-one will take you seriously, or killed if you try to change it.  There may be come minor concessions to whatever beliefs you may have, but that just helps in co-option. Tell the peasants in Peru who are even deprived of clean water while their leaders drink finest French champagne there is no-one at the top.  At least I'm not deluding myself as to the reality of the situation.

the reality of the situation is that poverty exists

that alone is going to provoke a change




i have no idea what you are talking about with 'people acting in concert' or 'bloodless revolution'

and i have no idea what 'aspertion' means


it sounds like you think that a government type system has a future
but
it doesnt


and since when are rich people subjected to different laws of the universe than the poor
rich people THINK they control the poor
and they trick the poor into going along with this notion
but
when it comes down to it
nobody controls nobody

QuoteI hope you have a high pain tolerance.

do you?

QuoteTell the peasants in Peru who are even deprived of clean water while their leaders drink finest French champagne there is no-one at the top. At least I'm not deluding myself as to the reality of the situation.

yeah - im using a wi-fi connection in the embassy suites

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Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeDear Mister T3h Machine:

We all set yuo up the bomb.

All your base will soon belong to us.

Yuo have NO chance to escape make your fucking time.

Bye-bye,

~BMW~>

MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG!

Damn right! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!1

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Quote from: neongenesis816

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeDear Mister T3h Machine:

We all set yuo up the bomb.

All your base will soon belong to us.

Yuo have NO chance to escape make your fucking time.

Bye-bye,

~BMW~>

MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG!

Damn right! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!1

No Zig can/will harm The Machine(tm).

NOTHING can harm The Machine(tm).

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

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Quote from: neongenesis816

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeDear Mister T3h Machine:

We all set yuo up the bomb.

All your base will soon belong to us.

Yuo have NO chance to escape make your fucking time.

Bye-bye,

~BMW~>

MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG!

Damn right! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!1

No Zig can/will harm The Machine(tm).

NOTHING can harm The Machine(tm).

In that case, lets make this planet a big nothing. THAT should be enough to harm the machine.

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

Quote from: neongenesis816

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeDear Mister T3h Machine:

We all set yuo up the bomb.

All your base will soon belong to us.

Yuo have NO chance to escape make your fucking time.

Bye-bye,

~BMW~>

MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG!

Damn right! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!1

No Zig can/will harm The Machine(tm).

NOTHING can harm The Machine(tm).

In that case, lets make this planet a big nothing. THAT should be enough to harm the machine.

And how shall we do that?  The Machine(tm) owns all the nukes.

Face it, dude...it owns the ball AND the ballpark.  You really CAN'T win.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

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Quote from: neongenesis816

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeDear Mister T3h Machine:

We all set yuo up the bomb.

All your base will soon belong to us.

Yuo have NO chance to escape make your fucking time.

Bye-bye,

~BMW~>

MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG!

Damn right! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!1

No Zig can/will harm The Machine(tm).

NOTHING can harm The Machine(tm).

In that case, lets make this planet a big nothing. THAT should be enough to harm the machine.

And how shall we do that?  The Machine(tm) owns all the nukes.

Face it, dude...it owns the ball AND the ballpark.  You really CAN'T win.

So, I guess the plan is just to watch the lemmings jump off The Cliff while sipping good liquor in a lawnchair and giggling with glee? That WAS what you proposed last time, right? Cause I can go for that.  8) As they jump, us deitic influences can have some fun.  :twisted:

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

Quote from: neongenesis816

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeDear Mister T3h Machine:

We all set yuo up the bomb.

All your base will soon belong to us.

Yuo have NO chance to escape make your fucking time.

Bye-bye,

~BMW~>

MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG!

Damn right! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!1

No Zig can/will harm The Machine(tm).

NOTHING can harm The Machine(tm).

In that case, lets make this planet a big nothing. THAT should be enough to harm the machine.

And how shall we do that?  The Machine(tm) owns all the nukes.

Face it, dude...it owns the ball AND the ballpark.  You really CAN'T win.

So, I guess the plan is just to watch the lemmings jump off The Cliff while sipping good liquor in a lawnchair and giggling with glee? That WAS what you proposed last time, right? Cause I can go for that.  8) As they jump, us deitic influences can have some fun.  :twisted:

Um, no, the plan is to find a way to charge them for the use of our cliff.

charge them for use of the cliff
AND
encouraging (forcing) them to use it

Quote from: LHXcharge them for use of the cliff
AND
encouraging (forcing) them to use it

Kinda like bringing coals to Newcastle, no?

true

no extra work