Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Schizzy on December 09, 2005, 04:53:43 AM

Title: Sermon #Orange, Confusion, January 26: Getting mental
Post by: Schizzy on December 09, 2005, 04:53:43 AM
"If I could change the world, I wouldn't change a thing." -Randall the red mouse.

"The only difference between sanity and insanity is that insanity isn't mad." -Grendell the gray lizard

"To die would be a great adventure!" -Peter Pan

::Smacks you upside the head with a bat::  Apologies in post for the battery.  It just seemed like the right thing to do at the time.  Not that I'm sorry.  You seemed a little dazed and confused.  Perhaps you should go smoke some more tea.  Indeed, it is time to get mental.  But your intestines are dying you say?  All the more reason to strangle you with.  Death to all who whine and whimper about life to all who live and prosper.  You have all the right in the world that the government grants to you to be emo, but do you use it?  Everything is permitted, but are you free from permission?  And no, you will never find the truth, unless maybe if its the damnation between the middle of your pineal glands.  Or is it?  If you seek the truth about life, perhaps you should search the sky and seas instead; scorpions might offer you better solace.  Oh and by the way, your mom told me to remind you that I mean, shouldn't you be getting extremely mental, or would it be more beneficial to live the life of a log?  Admittedly, logs are on sale, but for a price.  Maybe you should have shopped at Kmart instead.  The cost of life and death are grand, for a limited time only, and only available at your local participating shitfucks.  Will you shit, fuck, or die now?  Oh, but there are greater wealths than black widows.  Purity is always just around the corner; that is, right here and now.  Would you not trade a measly soul for a shitfuck?  Oh, never mind.  I have crabs and I am getting too profound.  Back to that little thinking thingy, you seem to be complaining that there aren't enough monsters in life.  Perhaps the zombie chomp seems too loving?  Perhaps the vampire lick seem too nice?  Not real?  Perhaps the illusion seems too illusive?  Perhaps the war seems too Real T.V.?  Okay, here's your monster, since you asked nicely, "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE CHUMP, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT."  Now go study more about health food or smoke cigarettes like you're the shit.  Hope you live forever and slay the monster of doom, or maybe I don't hope that.  Probly not.  Have fun!  And above all else, love thy nadir.

Grand shiznit of cataclysmic humility of horses against grainy sugar,
And overall nifty wrench of utterly rancid cabbage patch kids,
Schizzy the the pimp de la Discordia
Title: Sermon #Orange, Confusion, January 26: Getting mental
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2005, 04:56:19 AM
I am The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this brain damage.
Title: Sermon #Orange, Confusion, January 26: Getting mental
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 09, 2005, 06:28:52 PM
fucking right.
Title: Sermon #Orange, Confusion, January 26: Getting mental
Post by: LHX on December 09, 2005, 08:10:05 PM
that was some beautiful shit
Title: Sermon #Orange, Confusion, January 26: Getting mental
Post by: hooplala on December 09, 2005, 09:32:50 PM
DAMN!