Human Rights, Animal Rights, Men's Rights, Women's Rights, Children's Rights, Civil Rights, Black Rights, Enviromental Rights, Tree Rights, Abortion Rights, Worker's Rights, Gay Rights, Dog Rights, Cat Rights, Religious Rights, Employer's Rights, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.
*clears throat*
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.
Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.
Yup, that's right.
Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.
But, you ask, "isn't the goverment here to protect our rights?"
And, I shall now reply, NO.
The Goverment in a perfect world would be here to protect your rights, but as you may have noticed, we don't live in a perfect world. The goverment is here to do BUISNESS. It's own buisness, not yours. Your interests may happen to coincide with it's interests. If not, then you're fucked like a hooker in New Orleans (in every sense of that phrase possible). Too bad for you.
Unless, of course, you stand up and start a riot.
"a riot" you ask, "isn't that a bit extreme?"
And, I shall again reply, NO.
You have a choice, you can sit down and take what is given you and go along like a good little proletariat, or you can stand up and take what you want. You can stay sitting down with the kiddies, or you can stand up and eat your roast beef standing up in the kitchen. So fucking what, you get crumbs on the floor. You have to clean up after yourself now, fucko, you've got to take responsibility. But, most of all you're annoying all the fuckers who think you should sit down to eat tasteless gruel.
You have the RIGHT to do whatever you want in your own home IF AND ONLY IF you take it.
You have the RIGHT to do whatever the fuck you want IF AND ONLY IF you take it. Of course, everyone else has the RIGHT to do unto you as you have done to them (this has been covered before...)
Take your RIGHTS, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Whinny bitches.
-Zurtok Khan
Has been listening to college idiots whine WAY too often.
Yuo first.
Quote from:  Yuo first.
Pfft, I'm not that stupid.
I take my rights through a combination of stealth and deceit.
I'm just saying this so that everyone else will create a distraction.
:roll:
Power is right works fine as a philosophy until someone beats your head in and you can't do anything to stop it. Sure, rights aren't built into the fabric of the Universe, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. The fact that about 90% of the time in the industrialized west your rights are respected says a hell of alot, I think.
Quote from: CainPower is right works fine as a philosophy until someone beats your head in and you can't do anything to stop it. Sure, rights aren't built into the fabric of the Universe, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. The fact that about 90% of the time in the industrialized west your rights are respected says a hell of alot, I think.
it says that rights could almost work but dont
is true tho - 90% is impressive
but at the end of the ______
there are no rights
all your rights are mine.
LHX = teh keeper of all wrongs and lefts
QuoteWhinny bitches.
Neigh.
heh
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.
Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.
Yup, that's right.
Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.
This is the correct answer. Rights are taken, and then assumed.
And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.
Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.
TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights. Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers. I *will* go first.
if you cant whup it
go DOWN
Quote from: LHXif you cant whup it
go DOWN
Hell, yeah. But add "swinging" to the end of that.
go DOWN SWINGING
LHX - will be disappointed if his skeleton still has teeth
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Zurtok Khan
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.
Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.
Yup, that's right.
Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.
This is the correct answer. Rights are taken, and then assumed.
And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.
Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.
TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights. Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers. I *will* go first.
Quote from: Eris,Goddess of ChaosI am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free
Roger,I'll be right there beside you blasting away with "Big Bertha 2".The GIFT of FREEDOM that Eris Gave us ALL is something I highly prize.I will never let anyone take that away from me.I am descended from slaves.I am from the first generation of Verthaines that didn't have to see"For Niggers Only" signs all over the place.I refuse to get to the back of the bus,if you catch my drift.Death before subjugation!!I rather die a free man then live as a slave.
but we are all slaves to some master or another. The only question there is if you realize it or not and if you have figured out who your master is.
Quote from: Rev Thwackbut we are all slaves to some master or another. The only question there is if you realize it or not and if you have figured out who your master is.
And once you do, its time for some pwnage. Unless you LIKE being a slave. Or you have enough minions doing your bidding that you could care less.
Quote from: Rev Thwackbut we are all slaves to some master or another. The only question there is if you realize it or not and if you have figured out who your master is.
Bullshit! I am my own person.No one rules me.I may have to play by the rules(until I can find away around them).No one is my master,and I am no ones slave.
My boss doesn't rule me.I've quit many a job and got a better one the next day.
My wife knows better to try to rule me.
Society doesn't rule me.Fuck Society.
The Christian Church doesn't rule me.IO'm not a Christian
The fear of death doesn't rule me,because I don't fear death.( I admit dying may suck,but thats only a moment in the general scheme of things)
And Eris sure as Hades doesn't rule me.
Never said it has to be a person or organization that rules you. Try looking at things like Karma, Reality, and Physics. Personally, I'm a slave to chaos (not the personification, but the force itself).
Quote from: Rev ThwackNever said it has to be a person or organization that rules you. Try looking at things like Karma, Reality, and Physics. Personally, I'm a slave to chaos (not the personification, but the force itself).
Karma is an opinion created by the Hindus,Reality is an illusion we are all a part of,Physics is subjective to the universe it's in and chaos doesn't rule,it creates/changes/destroys.
Being subjected to,and being enslaved to,are two different things.
If you don't think chaos can rule, than you obviously havn't been around me enough. There are a few people here that have gotten a slight taste of it... they might be able to vouch. Trust me though, chaos can rule.
Quote from: Rev ThwackIf you don't think chaos can rule, than you obviously havn't been around me enough. There are a few people here that have gotten a slight taste of it... they might be able to vouch. Trust me though, chaos can rule.
Don't mistake Chaos for Drama.Not the same thing. Chaos doesn't Rule.Chaos just
Is.How I react to Chaos,that is of my own free will.I don't veiw chaos as my MASTER,only my PARTNER IN CRIME.
Quote from: Rev Thwackbut we are all slaves to some master or another. The only question there is if you realize it or not and if you have figured out who your master is.
My master is a rubber vagina that sits on my shoulder and queifs in my face.
Quote from: VerthaineQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Zurtok Khan
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.
Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.
Yup, that's right.
Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.
This is the correct answer. Rights are taken, and then assumed.
And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.
Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.
TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights. Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers. I *will* go first.
Quote from: Eris,Goddess of ChaosI am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free
Roger,I'll be right there beside you blasting away with "Big Bertha 2".The GIFT of FREEDOM that Eris Gave us ALL is something I highly prize.I will never let anyone take that away from me.I am descended from slaves.I am from the first generation of Verthaines that didn't have to see"For Niggers Only" signs all over the place.I refuse to get to the back of the bus,if you catch my drift.Death before subjugation!!I rather die a free man then live as a slave.
1. That quote is the filthiest lie in Discordianism, for many reasons.
2. This is the correct Actual American(tm), even if you are an alien.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: VerthaineQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Zurtok Khan
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.
Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.
Yup, that's right.
Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.
This is the correct answer. Rights are taken, and then assumed.
And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.
Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.
TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights. Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers. I *will* go first.
Quote from: Eris,Goddess of ChaosI am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free
Roger,I'll be right there beside you blasting away with "Big Bertha 2".The GIFT of FREEDOM that Eris Gave us ALL is something I highly prize.I will never let anyone take that away from me.I am descended from slaves.I am from the first generation of Verthaines that didn't have to see"For Niggers Only" signs all over the place.I refuse to get to the back of the bus,if you catch my drift.Death before subjugation!!I rather die a free man then live as a slave.
1. That quote is the filthiest lie in Discordianism, for many reasons.
2. This is the correct Actual American(tm), even if you are an alien.
1.That may be so,but it is one of the few things that I totally believe in and am willing to fight for.My uncle Anthony was lynched(tied to a tree,castrated,then burned alive in 1953) for COMMITING THE HORRIBLE CRIME OF LOVING A WHITE WOMAN.I don't plan to let something like that happen to me without a hell of a fight just because I happen to love my wife.
2-That is the correct Church of Eris Battlepriest 1st Class.
I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.
Quote from: Z¬?I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.
If you can get around physics, please feel free to tell the rest of us.
Quote from: Z¬?I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.
Carefull what you wish for.
Asking for cause ,but no effect is like fucking the shit out of someone and not being ablefeel anything or being able to bust a nut.It's like working hard all week,and not getting paid for it.How about being really thirsty,putting a buck fifty in the soda machine,and getting nada.
Like roger said,you want more freedom,you have to take it.
Quote from: VerthaineQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: VerthaineQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Zurtok Khan
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.
Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.
Yup, that's right.
Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.
This is the correct answer. Rights are taken, and then assumed.
And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.
Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.
TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights. Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers. I *will* go first.
Quote from: Eris,Goddess of ChaosI am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free
Roger,I'll be right there beside you blasting away with "Big Bertha 2".The GIFT of FREEDOM that Eris Gave us ALL is something I highly prize.I will never let anyone take that away from me.I am descended from slaves.I am from the first generation of Verthaines that didn't have to see"For Niggers Only" signs all over the place.I refuse to get to the back of the bus,if you catch my drift.Death before subjugation!!I rather die a free man then live as a slave.
1. That quote is the filthiest lie in Discordianism, for many reasons.
2. This is the correct Actual American(tm), even if you are an alien.
1.That may be so,but it is one of the few things that I totally believe in and am willing to fight for.My uncle Anthony was lynched(tied to a tree,castrated,then burned alive in 1953) for COMMITING THE HORRIBLE CRIME OF LOVING A WHITE WOMAN.I don't plan to let something like that happen to me without a hell of a fight just because I happen to love my wife.
2-That is the correct Church of Eris Battlepriest 1st Class.
The lie I was referring to was "children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy"
Quote from: VerthaineQuote from: Z¬?I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.
Carefull what you wish for.
Asking for cause ,but no effect is like fucking the shit out of someone and not being ablefeel anything or being able to bust a nut.It's like working hard all week,and not getting paid for it.How about being really thirsty,putting a buck fifty in the soda machine,and getting nada.
Like roger said,you want more freedom,you have to take it.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeQuote from: Z¬?I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.
If you can get around physics, please feel free to tell the rest of us.
Context and connotation, people, context and connotation.
Seriously though, that would be a pretty boring existence... but at least I'd be high on a mix of cocaine and pcp the entire time, I probably wouldnt even notice.
Quote from: Rev ThwackNever said it has to be a person or organization that rules you. Try looking at things like Karma, Reality, and Physics. Personally, I'm a slave to chaos (not the personification, but the force itself).
Interesting that you put "karma" in with "reality" and "physics"...
Just saying.
TGRR,
Knows that no good deed goes unpunished, and that behind every great fortune is a crime.
slave to chaos?
for me chaos is the dude what picks the lock to spring me from jail and then knifes me in the back when i try to run
i dont know if it enslaves - you got learn to work with it
Quote from: Z¬?Quote from: VerthaineQuote from: Z¬?I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.
Carefull what you wish for.
Asking for cause ,but no effect is like fucking the shit out of someone and not being ablefeel anything or being able to bust a nut.It's like working hard all week,and not getting paid for it.How about being really thirsty,putting a buck fifty in the soda machine,and getting nada.
Like roger said,you want more freedom,you have to take it.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeQuote from: Z¬?I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.
If you can get around physics, please feel free to tell the rest of us.
Context and connotation, people, context and connotation.
Seriously though, that would be a pretty boring existence... but at least I'd be high on a mix of cocaine and pcp the entire time, I probably wouldnt even notice.
thats where we run into problems tho
it is the
threat of consequences that drives people to cocaine and pcp
does everybody want lots of sex?
or the sex that lasts?
heaven exists within known physical laws
Quote from: LHXslave to chaos?
for me chaos is the dude what picks the lock to spring me from jail and then knifes me in the back when i try to run
i dont know if it enslaves - you got learn to work with it
That sucks that chaos knifes you.
Chaos sounds like a Discordian. Give chaos a cookie!
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCQuote from: LHXslave to chaos?
for me chaos is the dude what picks the lock to spring me from jail and then knifes me in the back when i try to run
i dont know if it enslaves - you got learn to work with it
That sucks that chaos knifes you.
Chaos sounds like a Discordian. Give chaos a cookie!
it also heals
Quote from: LHXQuote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCQuote from: LHXslave to chaos?
for me chaos is the dude what picks the lock to spring me from jail and then knifes me in the back when i try to run
i dont know if it enslaves - you got learn to work with it
That sucks that chaos knifes you.
Chaos sounds like a Discordian. Give chaos a cookie!
it also heals
BLASPHEMER! Only Tequila heals!
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCQuote from: LHXQuote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCQuote from: LHXslave to chaos?
for me chaos is the dude what picks the lock to spring me from jail and then knifes me in the back when i try to run
i dont know if it enslaves - you got learn to work with it
That sucks that chaos knifes you.
Chaos sounds like a Discordian. Give chaos a cookie!
it also heals
BLASPHEMER! Only Tequila heals!
No, it SAYS it does, but it
lies.
TGRR,
Doesn't think "healing" involves pissing on squadcars.
HEALING is the RIGHT to STFU but CHOOSING to fuck ANYWAY.
FYI subversive bumper stickers are much more effective ammo than piss against popo cars.
Quote from: SchizzyHEALING is the RIGHT to STFU but CHOOSING to fuck ANYWAY.
FYI subversive bumper stickers are much more effective ammo than piss against popo cars.
And it hurts less.
TGRR,
Knoas.
(We used to sticker squadcars with a very small "Obey" sticker.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCQuote from: LHXQuote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCQuote from: LHXslave to chaos?
for me chaos is the dude what picks the lock to spring me from jail and then knifes me in the back when i try to run
i dont know if it enslaves - you got learn to work with it
That sucks that chaos knifes you.
Chaos sounds like a Discordian. Give chaos a cookie!
it also heals
BLASPHEMER! Only Tequila heals!
No, it SAYS it does, but it lies.
TGRR,
Doesn't think "healing" involves pissing on squadcars.
Hey! Don't knock my healing process.
I think I am going to cry. Wah!