Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Mangrove on December 19, 2005, 12:23:56 AM

Title: Mangrove's Letter to America # 2
Post by: Mangrove on December 19, 2005, 12:23:56 AM
Dear America,


I'm talking to your pharmacies. Like the one I went into today that sold cigarettes. That's right. They'll sell you medicines and other products for your health & wellbeing.....and cigarettes.*

And what did I spy attached to the till? Yes, that's right. A notice asking your customers to join their fight in preventing kids from taking up smoking.
Make up your fucking mind. If you can't figure out something as simple as this, then you're not ready to tackle the thorny Evolution topic.

Love & kisses,


Mangrove.


* SSOOKN does not care if you smoke or not. However we do like to complain about duplicity and make ironic comments.
Title: Mangrove's Letter to America # 2
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2005, 12:29:10 AM
Um...you were expecting consistency? :lol:
Title: Mangrove's Letter to America # 2
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 19, 2005, 10:33:08 AM
Silly Brit
Title: Mangrove's Letter to America # 2
Post by: Toots on January 02, 2006, 06:38:15 PM
Wait till you see the drive through booze stores. That's the best!

"How can we help you kill or maime someone today? Will that be plastic or plastic?"
Title: Mangrove's Letter to America # 2
Post by: Chylde o' Kaos on January 07, 2006, 11:06:07 AM
Yeah...the drive in booze places do rule...

Heard, too, that somewhere in Vegas there's at least one drive-through marriage chapel, which rather made me laugh. (LOL, would ya like fries with that McWedding?)

Between that, and the honeymoon suite in the Star Trek themed hotel there, we do have some rather fucked up things in this country, I must say...