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Title: HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
Post by: Chef on December 22, 2005, 03:41:24 AM

CLYDE'S RETIREMENT PLAN:
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF
LOTTERY TICKETS.

Title: HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
Post by: Chef on December 22, 2005, 03:42:13 AM

NEIGHBORS OFFENDED
WHEN JAKE'S COUSINS USE HIS YARD
AS AN RV PARK.

Title: HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
Post by: Chef on December 22, 2005, 03:43:02 AM

AFTER CHILD SUPPORT,
CLETUS CAN EITHER PAY RENT
OR TRUCK PAYMENT.

Title: HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
Post by: Chef on December 22, 2005, 03:43:49 AM

PAM BLAMES PREGNANCY
ON FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE
BOYFRIEND COMES TO BED.

Title: HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 22, 2005, 04:22:48 AM

That bitch owns
Johnny's testicles and she
Won't return them

Title: HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ
Post by: Schizzy on December 22, 2005, 04:29:52 AM

I thought that she
Got pregnant from the galdurned
Toilet seat.

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