While on the subway surrounded by dog-faced boys and urine-smelling women it occurred to me that I do indeed live on the Planet Of The Apes. Packed back to back and ham to ham people sweated as they picked their noses burping and hiccuping while dreaming of who would get kicked off American Idol and wondering why it was so much more fulfilling than Canadian Idol.
An elbow in the ear and supposedly turn the other cheek is the answer when slicing the same cheek would be so much more fulfilling. Bleach blonde babes check their reflections in the dark doors as flickering lights fly by in the background . . . the hair is green and brittle at the ends, the lighting would make Johansen look like George Arliss.
Grinding teeth is not a suitable substitute for quick and hard jabs to the kidneys.
Children hang from poles like strippers missing legs banging into thick full coats filled with sweat and hate. Necks so thin and frail a simple Tura Satana chop could take the whole thing off, bounce bounce bouncing down the aisle people feigning horror and fright while secretly screaming WHOOP in the basements of their heads.
Sometimes in crowds such as these the only suitable answer is a chain-saw.
Woah....
...That was beautiful.
They do make great sandwiches though.
8)
and the horror of the chimes
dear god
the horror
this is exactly why emigrating to Canuckistan is not an option.
THERE IS NO PLACE TO GO!!!!!!111!11
true enough, but that doesn't necessarily mean that there isn't someplace to BE.
You have entered the region of thud, which is everywhere and no where.
You must now pay the price for entering the region of Thud.
The price is 30$ or a striptease.
I'm done being mystickal now.
Striptease it is! :twisted:
My friend has a funny subway story, she's not here, I am, so here you go. She breast fed her kid, not on the subway, not on that day anyway.
Soo, on the way home, while all the other people were going home. Working moms and dads, business men and women, strippers pretending to be one of the above. So her kid wants a snack, she looks through the bag and gets out some crackers, kid's happy on the subway. Then the kid wants her dolly, mom looks in the bag, gets out the dolly. Kid gets the dolly, she's happy. Snack time for the kid, snack time for dolly. She lifts her shirt, puts the doll under it and starts making a smacking sound. As the story was told to me, the women all smiled or laughed quietly, the men all realised they were wearing shoes, "Ooooh, look, I put on shoes today, wow" Probably not the best story, but some days there are funny times on the subway.
Quote from: Baron von HooplaWhile on the subway surrounded by dog-faced boys and urine-smelling women it occurred to me that I do indeed live on the Planet Of The Apes. Packed back to back and ham to ham people sweated as they picked their noses burping and hiccuping while dreaming of who would get kicked off American Idol and wondering why it was so much more fulfilling than Canadian Idol.
An elbow in the ear and supposedly turn the other cheek is the answer when slicing the same cheek would be so much more fulfilling. Bleach blonde babes check their reflections in the dark doors as flickering lights fly by in the background . . . the hair is green and brittle at the ends, the lighting would make Johansen look like George Arliss.
Grinding teeth is not a suitable substitute for quick and hard jabs to the kidneys.
Children hang from poles like strippers missing legs banging into thick full coats filled with sweat and hate. Necks so thin and frail a simple Tura Satana chop could take the whole thing off, bounce bounce bouncing down the aisle people feigning horror and fright while secretly screaming WHOOP in the basements of their heads.
Sometimes in crowds such as these the only suitable answer is a chain-saw.
I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this misanthropy.