dear LHX
you glorious machine
how are you doing?
here are some tips to get you thru the next little while because we love you so much -
anything worth having on this planet can and will be repeated somewhere
that means if you fuck anything up
we will bring you back to give it another shot
we dont really need that many people on this planet to make the transition from here to there
so
dont take anything personally -
just know that we have everything looked after
and we know you have been wondering lately about what is going to happen to all of the cities
just remember this -
eventually
the areas where the cities are now
will be the most fertile locations
for the same reasons why regions near volcanoes are so fertile
cities are very nutirient dense and will eventually make great fertilizer
keep doing your thing you charming animal
with love
you-know-who
i wish people would send me letters like that.
Hey, for real, I think if you printed that out & sent it to random people in the phone book, that would be pretty cool.
I think that would be a pretty great mindfuck. In fact, if you grant me permission, I'll forward this to my forwarding friends.
I agree with this 100%.
that's pretty cool.
on a related note, I miss getting random discordian mail.
Quote from: LHXdear LHX
you glorious machine
how are you doing?
here are some tips to get you thru the next little while because we love you so much -
anything worth having on this planet can and will be repeated somewhere
that means if you fuck anything up
we will bring you back to give it another shot
we dont really need that many people on this planet to make the transition from here to there
so
dont take anything personally -
just know that we have everything looked after
and we know you have been wondering lately about what is going to happen to all of the cities
just remember this -
eventually
the areas where the cities are now
will be the most fertile locations
for the same reasons why regions near volcanoes are so fertile
cities are very nutirient dense and will eventually make great fertilizer
keep doing your thing you charming animal
with love
you-know-who
I thought you needed a pick-me-up since the machine hasn't devoured everything yet.
Quote from: East Coast Hustlethat's pretty cool.
on a related note, I miss getting random discordian mail.
Well, postage
has gone up...
please distribute at will
fuck
maybe i will make some copies of this
also
edit any gheyness where it may exist
I believe I will combine this with the "Aim for the head" essay found elsewhere on this board. Imagine sending this to local church leaders and signing it "Jesus"?
The only way this could be better is if I could get them postmarked from Utah. :D
Quote from: DJRubberduckyI believe I will combine this with the "Aim for the head" essay found elsewhere on this board. Imagine sending this to local church leaders and signing it "Jesus"?
The only way this could be better is if I could get them postmarked from Utah. :D
Seal & stamp letters, put letters in large envelope, mail to Badger (or... damn, who else is out there?)
Then, they can just drop it in the mail, and boom! you got a Utah postmark.
I'd be up for that. I think I can even figure out what my mailing address is.
Quote from: East Coast Hustlethat's pretty cool.
on a related note, I miss getting random discordian mail.
Why haven't you said something? I have been trying to get these fucking freaks off my back for weeks now?
We can trade.
I just read the letter and I give it two thumbs pointed towards the heavens.. or something...
how come i never got a letter like that from u!
fuck this place