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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Toots on February 25, 2006, 05:43:31 AM

Title: Dear God
Post by: Toots on February 25, 2006, 05:43:31 AM
This is not a rant, just an effin cool song from XTC

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I don,Äôt mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
,Äôcause they don,Äôt get enough to eat
From god,

I can,Äôt believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
,Äôcause they can,Äôt make opinions meet,
About god,

I can,Äôt believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too.

Dear god,
Don,Äôt know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain,Äôt and so do you,
Dear god,

I can,Äôt believe in,
I don,Äôt believe in,

I won,Äôt believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You,Äôre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And it,Äôs the same the whole world ,Äôround.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebody,Äôs unholy hoax,
And if you,Äôre up there you,Äôll perceive,
That my heart,Äôs here upon my sleeve.

If there,Äôs one thing I don,Äôt believe in...

It,Äôs you,
Dear god.
Title: Dear God
Post by: Baron Von Stevenstein on February 25, 2006, 05:46:56 AM
wait  :o ... i think I've heard this!
Title: Dear God
Post by: Toots on February 25, 2006, 05:49:03 AM
It's effin sweet. I was just working on some written creative stuffs and it came on.
I love it.
Title: Dear God
Post by: Baron Von Stevenstein on February 25, 2006, 05:57:46 AM
no wait wrong song.
the one i heard was like ppl leaving messages on god's answering machine, it was kool and more metal
Title: Dear God
Post by: DJRubberducky on February 26, 2006, 07:25:15 PM
Sarah McLachlan's cover of it is pretty sweet, too.
Title: Dear God
Post by: Toots on February 26, 2006, 07:47:27 PM
"all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
,Äôcause they can,Äôt make opinions meet,
About god,
I can,Äôt believe in you."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4750320.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4753348.stm
Title: Dear God
Post by: Baron Von Stevenstein on March 02, 2006, 03:49:50 AM
oh the song i got it confused with was Vocardi Dei by Pain of Salvation.
how i got those confused, i have no idea
Title: Dear God
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2006, 04:44:29 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Stevensteinoh the song i got it confused with was Vocardi Dei by Pain of Salvation.
how i got those confused, i have no idea

SHUT UP, MOD-BOI!
Title: Dear God
Post by: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION on March 02, 2006, 08:25:44 PM
GOD IS NOT LISTENING TO YOUR SILLY SONG.

HE HAS SPENT THE ENTIRE WEEK IN A CONFERENCE CALL WITH G.W. AND RUMMY GOING OVER STRATEGY FOR THE UPCOMING CRUSA...ER...PRE-EMPTIVE MILITARY ACTION AGAINST THE PERSIAN EMPI...ER...IRAN.
Title: Dear God
Post by: Random Probability on March 02, 2006, 10:15:07 PM
Your capslock key is busted.

Just thought you should know....
Title: Dear God
Post by: MechaHobo on March 17, 2006, 05:30:16 PM
good song, i wonder how much the postage was...
Title: Dear God
Post by: cepholapod jesus on March 21, 2006, 02:31:48 AM
Quote from: MechaHobogood song, i wonder how much the postage was...

five tons of flax.




"god patrol" by Lister is a pretty cute song about god, sort of. they're on myspace, i dont have a link or lyrics on hand.

edit: found link: http://www.myspace.com/listerisgreat
Title: Dear God
Post by: Lombas on March 21, 2006, 06:25:07 AM
Smurf God, act wise.