Principia Discordia

Blarg!

Killed.

I'd say that most Discordians were Refugees of one form or another, rather than Wildes. Wilde is a difficult man to emulate, especially for a heterosexual such as myself.

Well, I'd have to place myself in the "Free Radical" classification, although there is a heavy dosing of "Refugee" there too. But I don't so much shift between ideas as understand that all the ideas are true and valid.

roger i don't believe you

So I guess I'm an elementalist judging by my Who Cares? rant.  I care!  I just don't care.  Love you!
*glances paranoically at the phages*
Actually I fit better in the free radical category; I've been all those things at one time or another.
*climbs into free radical box*

I am a sorta Phage and Elementalist mix.
But I am way to political to come across as such to my friends. Or anyone. Like you said I am one of those ones "that many of 'us' do not wish to think about"

I would say FreeRadical because I switch a lot, but I would say the majority of the time I am as above stated.

You are bringing way to much order to this though.
Don't define shit!
I'm discordians when I want to be and that entails whatever I want it to.
I can call myself Erisian and fuck you for saying I'm lying.  
Degrees of discordianism FUCK that. Next we will have Saints and cliques for each "degree"
People who are clinically insane by no means are discordian or 'Erisian' unless they want to be.



I HAVE NEVER MET A DISCORDIAN WHO DIDEN"T WANT TO BE.

It?s not something you can push on anyone.

I like what you're doing Roger, whether or not you intend on doing so. You're making us look systematically at our self-proclaimed anti-systematic movement.

If we listen to Eris, aren't we doing exactly what she said not to?

If we tell Roger what to do or not to do, we are thereby defying our own nature as Discordians. If we agree with his system then we also defy Discordian principle. But there is no Discordian principle to defy. There is no Discordia, there is no Eris, my friends.

There are no systems but those you choose to accept.

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If we listen to Eris, aren't we doing exactly what she said not to?

No, We listen, but we form our own opinion. We do not pick from a grapbag given to us by others.
choices

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If we tell Roger what to do or not to do, we are thereby defying our own nature as Discordians. If we agree with his system then we also defy Discordian principle. But there is no Discordian principle to defy. There is no Discordia, there is no Eris, my friends.

What about me. I do all those things. I tould him and I dissagreed. "There is no Discordia"? But there must be I am a part of it. I make there be a discordia. There will be chritianity as long as there are chritians.

QuoteThere are no systems but those you choose to accept.

There are no choices but those of the system.

Sorry I am just in a disagreeing mood.

I was in a disagreeing mood too, but now I'm cool about what you wrote.  I'm always sorta reluctant to fit into any category about things like this. On the enneagram I'm a ten and in astrology, I'm a thingy.  With this, I'm a something or other.

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"There is no Discordia"? But there must be I am a part of it. I make there be a discordia. There will be chritianity as long as there are chritians.

You must understand me then, you just proved my point.

And if the system makes our choices for us, then are you saying we're all Greyfaces? Discordians included?

Quote from: khaganI'd say that most Discordians were Refugees of one form or another, rather than Wildes. Wilde is a difficult man to emulate, especially for a heterosexual such as myself.

Wilde's sexual orientation was the least part of his weirdness.

Nobody said Wildes EMULATE Wilde...they just share many of the same values.

Quote from: Slartibartfastroger i don't believe you

???

Esplain, senor.

Quote from: PenumbralYou are bringing way to much order to this though.
Don't define shit!

I'm doing what?  Are you telling me what to do, or what not to do?

Hell, dude...look at the title of the thread.

Quote from: PenumbralI'm discordians when I want to be and that entails whatever I want it to.
I can call myself Erisian and fuck you for saying I'm lying.

Now you're getting the idea.

Quote from: PenumbralDegrees of discordianism FUCK that. Next we will have Saints and cliques for each "degree".

OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness.

Quote from: PenumbralPeople who are clinically insane by no means are discordian or 'Erisian' unless they want to be.

I HAVE NEVER MET A DISCORDIAN WHO DIDEN"T WANT TO BE.

It?s not something you can push on anyone.

Active Discordians?  No.  Dormant Discordians...you don't believe they exist?  Plus, the insane have a head full of chaos...and as such, can truly be called the "Children of Eris".

Quote from: khaganI like what you're doing Roger, whether or not you intend on doing so. You're making us look systematically at our self-proclaimed anti-systematic movement.

If we listen to Eris, aren't we doing exactly what she said not to?

If we tell Roger what to do or not to do, we are thereby defying our own nature as Discordians. If we agree with his system then we also defy Discordian principle. But there is no Discordian principle to defy. There is no Discordia, there is no Eris, my friends.

There are no systems but those you choose to accept.

DING DING DING.

Give that man a rubber cigar!

It is my opinion that a society that strives AT ALL TIMES to be disorganized has actually just found another way of organizing.

Quite a paradox...if you agree, you violate (here's the oxymoron) Discordian orthodoxy, and if you disagree with the concept of catagorization, you have become dogmatic, and thus ALSO violate the Discordian way.

Paradoxes are, IMO, the height of Discordianism.  But that's just me.

... and this week's 'Great Big Stir' award goes to.... <drumroll>.... The Good Reverend Roger! <applause>



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Only the unpopular can be truly radical.

i guess i just don't see the point to classifying discordians.....

makes it easier for big brother dubya to track us all down and make us wear little armbands with apples on them, that way everyone knows who we are and they all know to shun us until the point in time in which the camps are finished so that they will have somewhere to put us and protect the rest of the general population from our mental terrorism, which everyone knows is the most devious form of terrorism and the hardest to protect against since we don't have to use normal terrorist support channels. And of course it's terrorism that we practice, because of how terrifying it would be if everyone woke up and started thinking on their own instead of just following along with the carfully created and expensive programing put out to them.

umm... wow.




I said that?



wow.



someone warn me next time. this serious thing is not becoming of me.

Well, here I saw them as new archetypes to add to my internal inventory check. Silly me.

...it struck me as...<gasp>  *Something to think about*. (And, thank you for that, by the way.)

If I deeply internalized and put into action everything I'd ever read...heck...I'd be Discordian!  And not!  I'm trying this on as a suit for the day.  It makes me laugh to do so.

Tomorrow I might bake something tasty, or blow a kiss to a truck driver.

Mmmmwwah!

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Quote from: PenumbralYou are bringing way to much order to this though.
Don't define shit!

I'm doing what?  Are you telling me what to do, or what not to do?

Hell, dude...look at the title of the thread.

No Im not telling you anything about what to do/do not. I'm telling you what I do.

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Quote from: PenumbralDegrees of discordianism FUCK that. Next we will have Saints and cliques for each "degree".

OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness.

You think I don't relize when I am thinking???
It made me think and I thank you for that, but I had a responce I dissagreed.

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Quote from: PenumbralPeople who are clinically insane by no means are discordian or 'Erisian' unless they want to be.

I HAVE NEVER MET A DISCORDIAN WHO DIDEN"T WANT TO BE.

It?s not something you can push on anyone.

Active Discordians?  No.  Dormant Discordians...you don't believe they exist?  Plus, the insane have a head full of chaos...and as such, can truly be called the "Children of Eris".

I know a few people I would call dormant discordians.
But, what you are doing is almost like saying agnostics are dormat christians.
They have a basic idea of a "god" figure, but they don't "know" about it?
What is the differnce of a active and dormant discordian?
One "knows" about it.

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Quote from: khagan
There are no systems but those you choose to accept.

There are no choices but those of the system.

And if the system makes our choices for us, then are you saying we're all Greyfaces? Discordians included?

I was more saying there is a opposite to what you said that makes as much sence.
But lets pretend I ment it:
I was not saying the system makes the choices, but rather that the only choices we have are once we can see. And we can only see things in the same system as us. you can't  make a choice that you don't know exsists.

Quote from: Slartibartfasti guess i just don't see the point to classifying discordians.....

You don't see the...what?

HE DOESN'T SEE THE POINT IN DECLASSIFYING THIS FNORDIAN







sometimes we just have to remember that some people are hard of hearing.  :D

Quote from: Rev ThwackAnd of course it's terrorism that we practice, because of how terrifying it would be if everyone woke up and started thinking on their own instead of just following along with the carfully created and expensive programing put out to them.

If I thought for one moment that we would wake everybody up (at least all at once), I WOULD BE YOUR GREATEST NEMESIS!!!

And for some damn good reasons.

Quote from: Rev ThwackHE DOESN'T SEE THE POINT IN DECLASSIFYING THIS FNORDIAN


sometimes we just have to remember that some people are hard of hearing.  :D

Eh?  I DON'T harrass Norwegians...what the hell is he talking about?

Quote from: SMFabalWell, here I saw them as new archetypes to add to my internal inventory check. Silly me.

That's one correct answer, out of many possibilities.

Looks like The Good Rev needs to sharpen his poking stick.

umm... my greatest nemisis? You do realize who you are talking to, right? Come on... I would love to see that, if for no other reason than just to see the look on everyones faces and the ensuing chaos.





Gotta love that crazy poop.

Quote from: Malgrin...it struck me as...<gasp>  *Something to think about*. (And, thank you for that, by the way.)

You're welcome.  We aims to please.

Expect chapter 2 tonight or tomorrow.

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Quote from: PenumbralYou are bringing way to much order to this though.
Don't define shit!

I'm doing what?  Are you telling me what to do, or what not to do?

Hell, dude...look at the title of the thread.

No Im not telling you anything about what to do/do not. I'm telling you what I do.

Uh...yeah, you did.

I saw it.  :D

Quote from: Guido Finucci... and this week's 'Great Big Stir' award goes to.... <drumroll>.... The Good Reverend Roger! <applause>



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Only the unpopular can be truly radical.

Wait til you see chapter 2.

The Good Reverend needs to find enough hidey-holes, before he publishes THAT heresy.

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Quote from: SMFabalWell, here I saw them as new archetypes to add to my internal inventory check. Silly me.

That's one correct answer, out of many possibilities.

Looks like The Good Rev needs to sharpen his poking stick.

Poke away, Rev.

Really, I see any "Classification" as something to add to my internal inventory check. Every few months, I go through my list, and ask myself: Do I fit this description? Do I want to? Why? Will this make me a better person? How is better defined in this instance? ... etc. It ussually takes a week or two to get through the whole thing.

It's just part of me being the person I am. (Any astrologers out there: Virgo/Libra Cusp, Mercury, Venus, Mars in Libra:  Perfection + Balance = Headache)

I often feel like I've been touched by Eris.... touched in the head.

everyone is a discoridan wether they want to be or not. see the section in the PD about the orders of discord.


each individual in his or her way, wether they espouse the view or not, regardless of their intentions, contributes to the disorder omnipresent in our particular corner of common reality.

tghat being said, each indivdual in their own way, wether they espouse it or nto,r egardless of their intentions, also contributes to the order omnipresent in our particular corner of common reality.


the impostion of order = the escalation of chaos
-lord omar khayaam ravenhurst

the equation balances itself dynamicaly, in a constant state of change.

dichotomy is the method in which humans communicate. withotu communication, wthut language, we are less than human, less than insects, andbaser than subatomic particles. all of the above use language and communication in some method. dichotomy is the common ground between humans in which to express themselves in a manner which others may understand. the greatest prophet of the anti-nomenclature set, once proclaimed "asuhdusadbfkifkk _____" which no one understood.

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I was more saying there is a opposite to what you said that makes as much sence.
But lets pretend I ment it:
I was not saying the system makes the choices, but rather that the only choices we have are once we can see. And we can only see things in the same system as us. you can't  make a choice that you don't know exsists.

Ah, we're playing that game. Therefore, all I have ever said can be interpreted in any way one deems necessary to prove my own point.

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We know we're all Discordians (even those of us too stubborn to see it). We (this forum) are stubborn enough to admit our own Discordianity, that's our defining feature.

Now we just have to find out what being a Discordian is...

I believe Roger is doing a bang up job of illuminating that pitch-black hole that Eris has tunneled through the gelatin minds of the Grey. I say we explore his ideas, not deplore them; expand them, not refuse them.

Or we can tell each other to fuck off and see where we get. Either way, fnord.

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerTHE HERESIES, CHAPTER 1


"Against the assualt of laughter, nothing can stand."
-Mark Twain

Many of those reading this are, or consider themselves to be, Erisians; many of you feel that you embody, or at least emulate the primal chaos which is Eris, in her true form.  

Not so.  

Most of you ARE Discordians, of one strain or another, but nobody here comes close to embodying what Eris actually is.  Hell, you're not even in the same ballpark.  To illustrate what I am trying to say, allow me to break Discordianism down into several facets, or factions (pay attention, ye lubbers, for I will be using these terms through the rest of the chapters, unless I don't):

Roger thankyou for pre-empting me on this...
I always wanted to know who was listening and who was assimilating...

I like listeners...



EDIT:
And by listen I mean people who take in stuff and run it around the ol' mental horsetrack to check it out before they settle on a paradigm shift... Unlike those automotonous borg you get who once you have earned their trust you can tell them anything and they believe it... Although wouldn't it be fun to get a bunch of people like that and sucker them in, then have them subvert everything you've gotten them to believe?

heh heh heh heh heh
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

Bearing in mind that there is a difference between accepting and believing, of course. Anyone who has been given my total trust (meaning I can trust them to stand behind me or beside me from rude customers to combat mortal), I will accept everything they tell me until cirumstances demoonstrate otherwise. It doesn't mean I believe them or go through a paradim shift, or that I've converted to their beliefs.
Besides which, the level of trust required for even that has only been given to two people in my life.
Ever seen The Craft? These are the people I'd trust holding a knife at my throat. And even than they'd better have a damn good reason.

Quote from: SMFabalEver seen The Craft? These are the people I'd trust holding a knife at my throat. And even than they'd better have a damn good reason.

see...
and even then they'd better have a damn good reason... you are listening not assimilating...

i trust everyone completely, until they break that trust and i'm forced to skin them alive while using medical science to keep them awake throughout the ordeal.

a traveling salesman once told me, trust isn't earned, it's taken, just like the governemnt takes money from your paycheck each week, so do i take your trust every time i sell you a piece of shit car or a vacuum cleaner with a lifetime warranty which you will never under any circumstances be able to redeem.


in this way i can trust a total stranger with my life as they speed towards me in their automobile and i'm just a little too drunk to move fast enough so that if they maintain they're present speed and i maintain mine our two paths will intersect at the same point in space and time. i trust they won't run me over, and in turn i don't have to go on a very long vacation at club fed. it's a delicate balance, some would say like a bird on a wire, where others may say like a snail on a razor's edge...




that being said, if you tell me something, i will listen, and evaluate, and take it into consideration. however, at no time will i let you do my thinking for me, and at no time should you allow me to think for you.

are you thinking for me when you say you shouldn't think for me?

only if you are also thinking you want to buy me a case of beer, carton of smokes and 1/8th of an oz of high grade b.c. cannibus. :)

lol i guess not then

damn! <_<

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Wait til you see chapter 2.

The Good Reverend needs to find enough hidey-holes, before he publishes THAT heresy.

I'm looking forward to it.
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Roger, I both disagree and agree with what you wrote, seeing as both views can be useful to me at some point. I love it. I love heresy. Keep it up!

At times, some of us tend to visit and experience life from within many of the 'categories' Roger has pointed out. They are useful. And you know something else? It's time we stop refering to the writings of crazed hippies who didn't want to be referred to, ie. Omar Ravenhurst and the rest, in order to justify our own ideas. Roger is creating something new. For that I am grateful. Can't wait for Heresy 2.

V v v v good heresy my dear Reverend Roger! The Oxymoron within the concept of organizing disorganisation is hilarious.
Your categories are achetypes and not definite descriptions for boxes we can all be chucked into. just mere ideas and archetypes for rough descriptions of the different directions discordianism can take. i like that.


How about starting an erisian horror-scope?

:P

Quote from: Eris von TartarusV v v v good heresy my dear Reverend How about starting an erisian horror-scope?

:P

There already is one.  Turn on the news, on any given day.

QuoteHow about starting an erisian horror-scope?

we ahve one at 23ae.com actually.

i'm still bitter that in msot of em the predictions are going to be painful.. last one wasn;t so bad tho.

:BUMP:

This thread cracks me up.

i read this and wanted to break stuff just to embody a bit of the phage.

but then i read more, and realized that the really important thing was that someone thought that bc herb was high grade.  this is a fallacy.

kim

Quote from: PenumbralYou are bringing way to much order to this though.
Don't define shit!
I'm discordians when I want to be and that entails whatever I want it to.
I can call myself Erisian and fuck you for saying I'm lying.  
Degrees of discordianism FUCK that. Next we will have Saints and cliques for each "degree"
People who are clinically insane by no means are discordian or 'Erisian' unless they want to be.



I HAVE NEVER MET A DISCORDIAN WHO DIDEN"T WANT TO BE.

It?s not something you can push on anyone.

thats right we can make every man woman and child a discordian pope but lets not push this onto anybody...

Quote from: Y.M. HutThere are no systems but those you choose to accept.

*shouts out *


AMEN


* looks around and realizes he is standing in the chior*



*shrugs shoulders*

Quote from: PenumbralThere will be chritianity as long as there are chritians.

but the question is weather or not people would realize that christianity still existed if it was practiced today as it was practised by christ.

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"There is no Discordia"? But there must be I am a part of it. I make there be a discordia. There will be chritianity as long as there are chritians.

You must understand me then, you just proved my point.

And if the system makes our choices for us, then are you saying we're all Greyfaces? Discordians included?

I'm sorry are we working from the premis that all are either discordians or greyfaces?

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Quote from: khaganI'd say that most Discordians were Refugees of one form or another, rather than Wildes. Wilde is a difficult man to emulate, especially for a heterosexual such as myself.

Wilde's sexual orientation was the least part of his weirdness.

Nobody said Wildes EMULATE Wilde...they just share many of the same values.

as a Christian I'm going to have to ask why a mere genetic tendancy makes him weird...

or do we mean that his sexual orientation had nothing to do with his being weird.

Quote from: Slartibartfasti guess i just don't see the point to classifying discordians.....

I dont see the point of a lot of things but then again people also don't see the point of what I enjoy... but thaks for your addition to this thread...



* someones going to make a comment about this I'm sure*

Quote from: Rev Thwackmakes it easier for big brother dubya to track us all down and make us wear little armbands with apples on them, that way everyone knows who we are and they all know to shun us until the point in time in which the camps are finished so that they will have somewhere to put us and protect the rest of the general population from our mental terrorism, which everyone knows is the most devious form of terrorism and the hardest to protect against since we don't have to use normal terrorist support channels. And of course it's terrorism that we practice, because of how terrifying it would be if everyone woke up and started thinking on their own instead of just following along with the carfully created and expensive programing put out to them.

crackio's "breakfast of champions"

Quote from: Rev Thwackumm... wow.




I said that?



wow.



someone warn me next time. this serious thing is not becoming of me.

that was serious?!?!?

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: PenumbralYou are bringing way to much order to this though.
Don't define shit!

I'm doing what?  Are you telling me what to do, or what not to do?

Hell, dude...look at the title of the thread.

No Im not telling you anything about what to do/do not. I'm telling you what I do.

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Quote from: PenumbralDegrees of discordianism FUCK that. Next we will have Saints and cliques for each "degree".

OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness.

You think I don't relize when I am thinking???
It made me think and I thank you for that, but I had a responce I dissagreed.

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Quote from: PenumbralPeople who are clinically insane by no means are discordian or 'Erisian' unless they want to be.

I HAVE NEVER MET A DISCORDIAN WHO DIDEN"T WANT TO BE.

It?s not something you can push on anyone.

Active Discordians?  No.  Dormant Discordians...you don't believe they exist?  Plus, the insane have a head full of chaos...and as such, can truly be called the "Children of Eris".

I know a few people I would call dormant discordians.
But, what you are doing is almost like saying agnostics are dormat christians.
They have a basic idea of a "god" figure, but they don't "know" about it?
What is the differnce of a active and dormant discordian?
One "knows" about it.

wow I see you tell some one not to define stuff they tell you not tell do that then you claim that what you meant was that you personaly do not define things and then you go on defineing your definitions... this is not chaos because we all saw what happened this is not accepting that you got caught and still trying to cover for it anyway.... I love you man.

I'm glad I bumped this thread.

I knew it would be fun. :twisted:

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Quote from: khagan
There are no systems but those you choose to accept.

There are no choices but those of the system.

And if the system makes our choices for us, then are you saying we're all Greyfaces? Discordians included?

I was more saying there is a opposite to what you said that makes as much sence.
But lets pretend I ment it:
I was not saying the system makes the choices, but rather that the only choices we have are once we can see. And we can only see things in the same system as us. you can't  make a choice that you don't know exsists.

you can make choices that you don't know exist you just can't make informed choices that you don't know exist... thanks for your support.

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Quote from: Slartibartfasti guess i just don't see the point to classifying discordians.....

You don't see the...what?

I know I'm not following my own advice here but why be so hard on this guy... he doesn't even know if he see's the point or not.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisyou can make choices that you don't know exist you just can't make informed choices that you don't know exist... thanks for your support.

Yup.
And sometimes, when we make choices we know exist, they open the door to choices we hadn't known existed. It's one of life's best surprises.

Quote from: Slartibartfastare you thinking for me when you say you shouldn't think for me?

who?!?!?

I can say If I am that expains where those thoughts were comeing from and the bill is being levied against your karmic balance... good day.

Quote from: sakredchaoi read this and wanted to break stuff just to embody a bit of the phage.

but then i read more, and realized that the really important thing was that someone thought that bc herb was high grade.  this is a fallacy.

kim

*loves it when people point out fallacy's and then do nothing to correct the thought*

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Quote from: Slartibartfastare you thinking for me when you say you shouldn't think for me?

who?!?!?

Only Prince Taco Jones can do that.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm glad I bumped this thread.

I knew it would be fun. :twisted:

Sssbell like seeing christians act in outlashing ways.

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Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisyou can make choices that you don't know exist you just can't make informed choices that you don't know exist... thanks for your support.

Yup.
And sometimes, when we make choices we know exist, they open the door to choices we hadn't known existed. It's one of life's best surprises.

this is so true... It's true... and everytime i think of my daughter I know this...

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Quote from: Slartibartfastare you thinking for me when you say you shouldn't think for me?

who?!?!?

Only Prince Taco Jones can do that.

and appearantly you can as well and now i'm all joined up in this process.

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Quote from: Slartibartfastare you thinking for me when you say you shouldn't think for me?

who?!?!?

Only Prince Taco Jones can do that.

and appearantly you can as well and now i'm all joined up in this process.

Well, since I am thinking for you, what say we all think about ...







... say, are those cookies?

::wanders off in search of cookies::



What are these bloody carrots doing over here? They should be in the FFCC thread.

::kicks carrots back into the FFCC thread, right next to cg's foot::

nice shot

Thanks.

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Quote from: Slartibartfastare you thinking for me when you say you shouldn't think for me?

who?!?!?

Only Prince Taco Jones can do that.

and appearantly you can as well and now i'm all joined up in this process.

Well, since I am thinking for you, what say we all think about ...







... say, are those cookies?

::wanders off in search of cookies::



What are these bloody carrots doing over here? They should be in the FFCC thread.

::kicks carrots back into the FFCC thread, right next to cg's foot::

nice shot

Thanks.

you sir also get to pay your processing fee against your karmic debt

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Quote from: Slartibartfastare you thinking for me when you say you shouldn't think for me?

who?!?!?

Only Prince Taco Jones can do that.

and appearantly you can as well and now i'm all joined up in this process.

Well, since I am thinking for you, what say we all think about ...





... say, are those cookies?

::wanders off in search of cookies::



What are these bloody carrots doing over here? They should be in the FFCC thread.

::kicks carrots back into the FFCC thread, right next to cg's foot::

nice shot

Thanks.

you sir also get to pay your processing fee against your karmic debt

Put it on my Forest Bank debitity card.

( puts the card into the credit card reader thingy.... and after it comes up good tosses gnimbly a free puke covered I survived the bunnies t-shirt(


thats for starting the account with us.

corrections are a fallacy

Quote from: sakredchaocorrections are a fallacy

erections are a phallus see?!?!?

nice

kitty

agent

orange

NO!!! I cant







I wont



make            this into a            game of word



association!!!

</Kirk>

how about...

Quote from: MalaulNO!!! I cant







I wont



make            this into a            game of word



association!!!

</Kirk>

^^runs screaming off {looks outside} into the day^^

Yes, but who cares?

Not like any of this (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=anything) matters anyhow.

Too right it doesn't matter and after all, that's all the matters.
Or something like that. I just forget.

Geezus, some of the replies here have been greyer than the mid-february slush of Indiana.

Kudos Rog. Very insightful set of STRICT UNBENDABLE GUIDLINES THAT ALL DISCORDIANS MUST FOLLOW IF THEY WANT ROG TO LOVE THEM, COS HE IS A HORRIBLE BAD MAN AND A TYRANT OF CHAOS, or at least that's how some people *coughpenumbralcough* seem to see it.

And fuck you you fucking heretic fuck shit damn cunt bitch whore bastard piss etc etc.

Seriously though, very good.

Quote from: archPope Rocket P LlamaGeezus, some of the replies here have been greyer than the mid-february slush of Indiana.

Kudos Rog. Very insightful set of STRICT UNBENDABLE GUIDLINES THAT ALL DISCORDIANS MUST FOLLOW IF THEY WANT ROG TO LOVE THEM, COS HE IS A HORRIBLE BAD MAN AND A TYRANT OF CHAOS, or at least that's how some people *coughpenumbralcough* seem to see it.

And fuck you you fucking heretic fuck shit damn cunt bitch whore bastard piss etc etc.

Seriously though, very good.

DISSENT!  LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

i like pied boobies.