Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Cain on March 17, 2006, 11:13:32 PM

Title: Make the Pie Higher
Post by: Cain on March 17, 2006, 11:13:32 PM
A Poem by George W Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
Title: Make the Pie Higher
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 17, 2006, 11:22:02 PM
holy shit!

I just laughed out loud in the middle of the friday night dinner rush at my store.

yoinked. hella yoinked.
Title: Make the Pie Higher
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 18, 2006, 07:18:44 AM
If I was wearing mittens, I would give them to you.
Title: Make the Pie Higher
Post by: MechaHobo on March 21, 2006, 09:11:43 PM
i like pie.. :D