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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: deet on April 04, 2006, 06:25:28 AM

Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: deet on April 04, 2006, 06:25:28 AM
Number One.
Global cataclysmic warfare.
All your exploded nukes are belong to us.

Number Two.
Pandemic.
All your chicken are make us ill.

Number Three.
Loss of atmospheric pressure.
All your head are burst.

Number Four.
Sudden extinction
Halley's Comet takes a left turn.

Number Five.
Loss of interest
No longer motivated enough to engage diaphragm.

Number Six.
Introduction of superior species.
All your humans are become their slaves. Or die fighting.

Number Seven.
Special Englightenment.
Singularity is become reality.

Number Eight.
Perceptual Disorder
World continues, we fail to notice.

Number Nine.
Mass suicide
Somebody set us up the bomb.

Number Ten.
It's already happened.
We're just stuck here.
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: the other anonymous on April 04, 2006, 07:58:40 AM
Number Eleven
Miscalculation during scientific experiment involving the creation of miniature black-holes.
Move trig.
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: Zurtok Khan on April 05, 2006, 08:30:32 AM
Way Number 12
This woman farts
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Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: Cain on April 06, 2006, 01:11:34 PM
Number 13
Antimatter experiments go horribly wrong.
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: B_M_W on April 06, 2006, 03:33:35 PM
Quote from: CainNumber 13
Antimatter experiments go horribly wrong.

This = Best one yet!
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: AFK on April 07, 2006, 12:58:33 AM
Quote from: ethosionNumber Ten.
It's already happened.
We're just stuck here.

All I can say is if this one is true:  GMTFO!
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: Triple Zero on April 07, 2006, 09:25:07 PM
Quote from: CainNumber 13
Antimatter experiments go horribly wrong.
i was kind of assuming everybody already knew this site: http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm but i'll post it anyway.
Title: Re: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: LHX on April 08, 2006, 04:44:14 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: ethosionNumber Ten.
It's already happened.
We're just stuck here.

All I can say is if this one is true:  GMTFO!

co-sign

NOW GOD DAMMIT NOW
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: neongenesis816 on April 08, 2006, 08:03:54 AM
Number Eleven
all of the above
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: Pope Eggs Benedict Arnold on April 08, 2006, 03:47:10 PM
Number Corn:
You die.

Number D:
It doesn't.  It keeps going and going and going and going.

Number Omega:
You decide it has.
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: Mangrove on April 08, 2006, 04:27:06 PM
"The world ends in nostaligia"

Frank Zappa
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: MechaHobo on April 09, 2006, 05:42:36 AM
number 14

we find out that monkeys really do have secret underground metropoli and we all die trying to steal their secrets.
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: All Rights Reserved on April 13, 2006, 09:51:13 AM
peak <random resource>?
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2006, 10:51:32 AM
Quote from: All Rights Reservedpeak <random resource>?

Peak wood!
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: Cosmonaut X on April 15, 2006, 12:32:32 PM
Number Forty-Two.

Schrodinger was right.
All your cats are belong to alternate universes.
Title: Top Ten Ways The World Will End...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 15, 2006, 01:13:54 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: All Rights Reservedpeak <random resource>?

Peak wood!

Peak mung!
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