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Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Zurtok Khan on April 24, 2006, 11:33:44 PM

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein

I was reading Joseph Cambell's "The Power of Myth" last night, and in answer to one of the questions his interveiwer is asking he relates the story of the 3 temptations of Jesus while he was fasting.

Jesus goes out to fast for 40 days. So, Satan comes and is all up in his face, "Yo, motherfucker, if you're hungry you can make these rocks into bread." Jesus declines.

So, Satan tries again, "Look at all these people here, they could ALL be your bitches if you wanted them to be." Again, Jesus declines.

In one last attempt Satan says, "Alright, dude, if you're so holy you don't need any of this shat, why don't we go to the top of the Temple and you can throw yourself off to allow God to save you, just to show how holy you are."

The way I picture it Jesus put a little smile on his face and says, "You should not tempt the Lord, your God."

I've read this before in the Bible, but it never struck me as so funny, or as Ironic.

Here's Jesus saying, look, God is happy to help you help yourself, but if you're a dumbass, he is going to laugh at you, just like the rest of us.

I guess this just proves that Eris had her hand in the Bible too.

After all, if you tie the noose and put your head in, you deserve to be hung.

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 25, 2006, 04:05:48 AM

Back again are we Mr. White Supremacy?

Kill yourself anyone belonging to the evil mud-races lately?

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: B_M_W on April 25, 2006, 04:08:26 AM

Quote from: Machine Grind DreamBack again are we Mr. White Supremacy?

Kill yourself anyone belonging to the evil mud-races lately?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't post because I KNEW you were going to do this, and I wanted to see it first. 8)

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 25, 2006, 04:10:47 AM

I am on my best behavior.

If I'd done what I really wanted to do clicking on this post would've probably crashed your browser.

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: B_M_W on April 25, 2006, 04:17:44 AM

Quote from: Machine Grind DreamI am on my best behavior.

If I'd done what I really wanted to do clicking on this post would've probably crashed your browser.

:lol:

...do it do it do it....

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Cain on April 25, 2006, 04:22:08 AM

Do it. IT IS YOUR DESTINY!

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 25, 2006, 04:47:53 AM

I MUST... RESIST... THE MONSTER.... INSIDE!!1`

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Zurtok Khan on April 25, 2006, 04:58:23 AM

I've decided I'm not a White Supremisist, I'm a Jewish Supremisist with a Zionist complex.

The whole world is my Zion, fucker, get the hell off.

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 25, 2006, 05:21:34 AM

Stop mocking the Hebrew people you fucking prick!

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Zurtok Khan on April 25, 2006, 09:14:03 AM

Quote from: Machine Grind DreamStop mocking the Hebrew people you fucking prick!

Pfft. I'm one of the Hebrew people.

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Cain on April 25, 2006, 10:32:49 AM

According to the UN, Zionism is a form of racism.

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Scribbly on April 25, 2006, 03:25:52 PM

Well... really... all I can say is

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/trione/theory.jpg)

See? I can be an asshole too :lol:

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: B_M_W on April 25, 2006, 03:34:14 PM

Quote from: Zurtok KhanI've decided I'm not a White Supremisist, I'm a Jewish Supremisist with a Zionist complex.

The whole world is my Zion, fucker, get the hell off.

No, YUO get the hell off.

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Wolfpoet on April 25, 2006, 03:59:25 PM

Zionist supremecy went out of fashion after the ten commandments!

Go British Imperialist supremacy!

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Scribbly on April 25, 2006, 04:02:23 PM

Tally ho old chum, got to go and give those yanks a jolly good rollicking, what what?

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Random Probability on April 25, 2006, 07:37:34 PM

What's with all the supremacy crap?

Me, I'm a Multi-Ethnic Supremist. I think we should all go find someone from a different ethnic background and make babies. In a few generations we'd all be one ethnic group again. This should be law.

Oh, that reminds me Zurtok...

Fuck Yuo!

PS: Every patriarch in the Bible/Torah/Koran is a misogynistic prick.
PPS: That goes double for Jesus.
PPPS: Sure he had a sense of humor. All cult leaders do. Take Charles Manson for example. Much nicer fellow than Jesus.

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 26, 2006, 01:07:55 AM

One day a Zionist is going to kill Zurtok for mocking them and the holocaust.

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 26, 2006, 02:47:08 AM

and on Yom Hashoah too. how rude!

Title: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: B_M_W on April 26, 2006, 03:21:02 AM

Quote from: Random ProbabilityWhat's with all the supremacy crap?

Me, I'm a Multi-Ethnic Supremist. I think we should all go find someone from a different ethnic background and make babies. In a few generations we'd all be one ethnic group again. This should be law.

Oh, that reminds me Zurtok...

Fuck Yuo!

PS: Every patriarch in the Bible/Torah/Koran is a misogynistic prick.
PPS: That goes double for Jesus.
PPPS: Sure he had a sense of humor. All cult leaders do. Take Charles Manson for example. Much nicer fellow than Jesus.

I second this statement and add these collarys:

1. Religion should be destroyed and people should think for themselves.

2. Perigrin is a pedo lover.

Title: Re: Even Jesus had a sense of humor
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2009, 08:20:58 PM

Bump

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