Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Cain on April 30, 2006, 09:54:42 PM

Title: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Cain on April 30, 2006, 09:54:42 PM
Whenever I see some kid dressed in black acting snobby because he listens to shit bands no-one else has heard of, I see the Goth

When I see another copycat version of the Columbine shooting done by some dipshit in a black trenchcoat, I see the Goth

When I see young kids kidnapped and killed as part of Satanic rituals, I see the work of the Goth

Whenever I cant get into the rock night at the Union bar because some dipshit started a fight, I see the Goth

When I see the ruined remains of the city of Rome, heart of the empire, I see the work of the Goth

When I see people denounce others as being conformist scum while they all dress in the same black clothing, listen to the same music and wear make up, I see the Goth

When I see a stupid shitty Myspace site that is so heavily and badly modded it crashes my browser and I lose my work, I see the Goth

When I see a trashed gig venue for some half decent bands, I see the work of the Goth

Whenever I see an angry person dressed in head to toe black and wearing white make up complaining that people label and stare at them, I see the Goth
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Cain on June 04, 2007, 08:31:07 PM
Fuck you guys, this was genius.
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 04, 2007, 08:33:07 PM
icwutudidthar
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: faust on June 05, 2007, 01:00:04 AM
I enjoyed it. If I can, I will print it of and make sure the kids on paul street (goth club hangout) have to see it all day everyday.
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Triple Zero on June 05, 2007, 07:38:54 PM
maybe i miss the point, but except for the last bit it's not really exclusively about Goths

(yeah and the Rome ruins thing)
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 07:52:22 AM
It's a reference to an old FC troll.
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:48:22 AM
That is such a shitty poem I think you have just become an honorary Goth.

Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:50:30 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 07:52:22 AM
It's a reference to an old NAZI SYMPATHYZER troll.

Fixed, for 60+ years inaccuracy.
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 08:52:12 AM
You mean that was real?
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:55:44 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 08:52:12 AM
You mean that was real?

Ezra Pound is gonna kick your ass.   :lulz:
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 08:57:12 AM
I can take him.
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:57:58 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 08:57:12 AM
I can take him.

He's armed.
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 07, 2007, 08:59:16 AM
So am I but my cousin is jewish so he can teleport me around, giving me a definitive advantage.
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 09:08:59 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 08:59:16 AM
So am I but my cousin is jewish so he can teleport me around, giving me a definitive advantage.

But Ezra KNOWS the Joo.
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Idem on June 07, 2007, 09:18:07 AM
Ezra knows how to joooooooooooooo
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: SBCU on June 07, 2007, 11:05:55 AM
If you want it goth, for goths sake, do it well...

Easy goth
She,Äôs such a wonderful waster
Such a beautiful shattered gem
For her there is no later
But only now and then
Black and white suites her perfectly
White skin, black lips and hair
Tattered clothes on her cursed body
A velvet reason for sin
But by far not the only one

Her nails run down her arm
A little bit of blood to ad to the charm
Spite ads to spite recharged
Only once the weather changed
When love filled her veins
An experience to remember and forget
Not to accept the feeling just yet

Bittersweet smiles and tears
A get-together of a kind
All different and all the same
So many beautiful wasters
An highly individual team

She held the hand tightly in her fist
The longing days of wonder she will miss
Now the body next to hers
Will be tortured by others and burnt
How she wonders for some more then bliss
Blisters and scars run round in circles
Through her body, over her skin
The end of a nightmare is only a kiss
It's like the sunlight is an eye, blink
Blinking, because the darkness
Will show the poverty of the masses
And she is rich, but already bent
Nearly breaking her spine
She still lives, though in her mind
She embraced death in a thousand wishes
Enjoy the torture, though of another nature
It ends where it all began
The blood covering her angel face
Proudly she looks out and stands
Above humanity with it's losses
The heavens she occupied as her land
Come here she cries to every girl
You will be free of the lust and uncertainties
With her I made this deal
I am thou horde, thou art my following
We will be more then god and Christ combining
Happiness with torture, loneliness in faith
We lost both and have no more rape

:argh!:
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Lies on June 07, 2007, 11:29:21 AM
Hey- The girl I lost my virginity to was goth.
Twas Awesome.
Then we broke up and she went telling everyone else that she broke up with me because I was a pathetic loser and she was only with me because she was a pathetic loser as well but has since become "cool".

Well, she was half right.
Man, she was a pretty good lay.
Ah, memories...

Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Cain on June 07, 2007, 01:35:36 PM
That is so goth.

I also did a chav version, but since the website it was on is now charging for membership (HA HA!  I helped cause that), its genius is lost to the world.
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Lies on June 07, 2007, 01:57:43 PM
wtf is chav?
And howed you help cause that?
Title: Re: I see the Goth - A poem
Post by: Cain on June 07, 2007, 02:02:29 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav&page=1

And I trolled the site repeatedly until the owner got butthurt.

Why?

Because it was funny.  And it was inhabited by both right wing, eugenics promoting dipshits, and whiney emo/goth sorts who got very pissy if you made fun of them.  It was like trolling heaven.