Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: AFK on May 11, 2006, 06:01:42 PM

Title: Stupid Human Tricks
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2006, 06:01:42 PM
This thought just popped into my head and I will share it with you all now.

Okay, so the Sun has just started to die.  We know that we are going to be bathed in its death-throe-radiation in a matter of days.  What will people do?

Go to their local supermarket and buy a whole bunch of crap.  

Where did this flight response come from?  

Do you suppose cavemen did this sort of thing everytime they saw a grey cloud?  

People have some pretty whacky priorities in their lives.  

This is the end of this semi-choesive/quasi rantical thought stream.  You may return to a more interesting thread now.  Thank you and good afternoon.
Title: Stupid Human Tricks
Post by: B_M_W on May 11, 2006, 06:05:42 PM
People are fear engrained. Responses like this are to fear of things unimaginable, things so truly terrifying that the responce is to pretend its not as bad as it could be.

Thankfully, Sol's not gonna go red giant for another couple billion years.
Title: Stupid Human Tricks
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2006, 06:12:49 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Unfortunately, Sol's not gonna go red giant for another couple billion years.

fixed that one for you.  

RWHN,
Not a hopeless optimist about humanity pulling itself out of the toilet.
Title: Stupid Human Tricks
Post by: B_M_W on May 11, 2006, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Unfortunately, Sol's not gonna go red giant for another couple billion years.

fixed that one for you.  

RWHN,
Not a hopeless optimist about humanity pulling itself out of the toilet.

What, you don't think we'll kill ourself off within the next hundred?

:lol: Yeah, Im a hopeless optimist for that even.
Title: Stupid Human Tricks
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2006, 06:21:02 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
What, you don't think we'll kill ourself off within the next hundred?

There's always the possibility.  Though it's more likely we'll erupt into nuclear world wide war.  Many will die and those that survive will reproduce and their offspring will be glowing green and have 5 arms for about 50 generations.
Title: Stupid Human Tricks
Post by: B_M_W on May 11, 2006, 08:57:18 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
What, you don't think we'll kill ourself off within the next hundred?

There's always the possibility.  Though it's more likely we'll erupt into nuclear world wide war.  Many will die and those that survive will reproduce and their offspring will be glowing green and have 5 arms for about 50 generations.

You simplify genetics quite abit, but okay, sure.  :wink:
Title: Stupid Human Tricks
Post by: AFK on May 12, 2006, 01:20:11 AM
I also exaggerate for dramatic effect.   :wink: