Blarg!
Quote from: Oscar WildeWe are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Personally, I don't see it as rejecting society but as trying to see society in a way that doesn't require me to be locked into one, defined, way of thinking.
That's not ME! I'm DIFFERENT!
I agree. Rebellion is either erased or absorbed. "Kerouac Wore Khakis", nothing nowhere no how.
Quote from: eumaasI agree. Rebellion is either erased or absorbed. "Kerouac Wore Khakis", nothing nowhere no how.
Fact is, by the time 1000 people know of your rebellion, it isn''t a rebellion anymore...it has been crushed or do-opted.
On one hand Roger is right. We could be some kind of deranged part of evolution/genetic defect. But who says we are only the scum that keeps digging itself up and imagines its superiour even though its in the wheels just like the rest?
I see discordians as a counter-part to greyfaceism. There can be no day without light, there can be not warmth without cold. So there can be no order without discorder. Its just natural that some people turn out discordian to disrupt the routines and help the development of life and so on to go on. no matter in what direction. "good" or "bad". The greyface and the discordian world are co-dependent and always were and always will be.
The Situationists have some texts on the idea of recuperation (the Man absorbing the symbols of rebellion) and detournement (the rebellion subverting the symbols of the Man).
Quote from: Eris von TartarusOn one hand Roger is right. We could be some kind of deranged part of evolution/genetic defect. But who says we are only the scum that keeps digging itself up and imagines its superiour even though its in the wheels just like the rest?
Well, I wouldn't say scum, EvT, but we ARE trapped in the cogs along with everybody else.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eris von TartarusOn one hand Roger is right. We could be some kind of deranged part of evolution/genetic defect. But who says we are only the scum that keeps digging itself up and imagines its superiour even though its in the wheels just like the rest?
Well, I wouldn't say scum, EvT, but we ARE trapped in the cogs along with everybody else.
Yes we are... just take a glance at the holy chao. a circle, a wheel! order and chaos inside. spin it around and then you can see how things go.. all stuck in one system and one cannot be without the other or else it cannot roll and the concept falls apart.
Isn¥t this the taoist bit of our thing? I do not see myself actually struggling but more having a good time and enjoying the effects of my actions. And there is something really concentrated and thoughtful about a good jake or mindfuck. a mere shot at any greyface is not the art dearies. thats just fun for a quick passtime. the great masterpieces of jake and OM are chiseled out of a block of questionmarks and transformed into an individual exclemation mark - to provoke the questionmarks on the other side - balance - because we got questionmarks from thier exclamation marks...
*knotted up in deep thought*
Great post, EvT.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerThe Heresies of Rev Roger, Chapter 2
A simple fact that most Discordians don't want to think about is this: We need the Greyfaces far, far more than they need us. In simple terms, we simply could not survive without them...if every greyface on Earth disappeared tomorrow, we would all be dead 3 days after the canned food ran out. Most of us would be dead long before that; abcessed teeth, strep throat, and other simple ailments would carry us off in droves long before the last supermarket shelf had been stripped.
Thus, we are, in essence, parasites. We are the guinea worm in the guts of society, prone to suddenly erupt from the flesh of the body politic much like the movie Alien (though much smaller)(1). We feed from the greyface, and offe nothing they care for, or need, in return. The argument that we function as a "safety valve" is sheer nonsense, as anyone NEEDING that valve isn't a greyface...that person is a discordian. So, perhaps a better analogy is that we are digger wasps (2)...we harvest our replacements from the greys. In addition, we provide no more of a "spark of genius" than is normal. The smartest man that ever lived, Sir Isaac Newton, was as grey as English cooking.
Ye Gods, can this be true? Is it possible that we really aren't daring rebels at all, but rather an insidious parasite that not only feeds from its host, but mocks it while we do so? This is a horrible thought...but far more hideous truths await...
We are mutants. That's right, mutants. Gazing back on history, Discordians were killed or exiled from most civilizations (Athens being a prime example, or England)...and those civilizations did just fine. Discordians tend to be a fatal flaw in agrarian civilizations come harvest time. So, how DID we survive? The sad truth is that we didn't...but as the Discordian mindset seems to be a common mutation, or maybe just a recessive condition, we reappeared and flourished only after the greyface society became secure enough to handle the genetic load (3) we represent...much as it is able to handle persons with Down's Syndrome or short-sightedness. I postulate that this began just after the last bubonic plague pandemic, just before the enlightenment.
Mutants, indeed. Our mutation is a curse, the mutation of not being able to just get along...the mutation of independent thinking. Now, there is some advantage in this, if you look at it in a certain light...we are the lemmings that are just bright enough to see the cliff, and to cry warnings to those around us...however, since the jumped up primates around us will not, can not, listen, all we are really doing is upsetting people and causing a fuss.
We have convinced ourselves that we are wise to their game...more fools we...without pausing to consider that the greyfaces have been playing this game for 10,000+ years. We play our silly word games, and pull our silly pranks, and convince ourselves that WE really see what's going on...when the sad truth is that our cozy little society has simply become a microcosm of the grey society at large/i]...albiet a slightly more FUN one. We are absolutely convinced that we have hoodwinked society in some manner, while the real truth is staring us in the face.
What is this truth? Simple; you can't beat the system. It is utterly and totally impossible...One hundred centuries of greyness isn't going to be toppled by dressing up funny and freaking the merehumes(tm)...or anything else, for that matter. It will stay just the way it is, until it blows itself up...or simply drowns in its own shit, like fruit flies in a jar.
I can hear what you're thinking: "FUCK YOU, REV! That's not ME! I'm DIFFERENT!" Hehe...sure you are. You're "different" all right...just like everybody else. We reject society while benefitting from it. We pretend that we have "found" ourselves, and that somehow WE lie in green pastures, when the truth is, we are on the same clanking conveyor belt...the one that goes to the spinning blades.
You won't listen, of course. You'll play "good news, bad news" and "word association", and dress in your outre fashions, and jake the living bejeebers out of the greyfaces, never even notice the hammer coming down on your skull, just like it does to everybody else.
Way to go, Monkeyboy.
Or kill me.
NOTES:
1. Guinea worms are real. Look 'em up...if you have a strong stomache. More on these later.
2. Digger wasps? Is God a PSYCHO? Jesus fucking Christ, those things are NOT proof of a benevolent diety.
3. Genetic load is when undesirable/fatal traits are not allowed to kill their host, and are thus passed on to further generations.
Then what do you suggest we do roger? of we can't escape, what should we do?
i for one, really don't care if i'm a slave to the machine. most of humanity doesn't even know that they're slaves, and they're fine and content. i know i'm a slave, and i'm happy. i'm just gonna keep on having a good time.
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Then what do you suggest we do roger? of we can't escape, what should we do?
What is this "we" of which you speak? I know not "we".
I'm going over to the dark side, while the going is good!
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"That's one of them, officer! Be careful, those apples are DEADLY!"
--Rev Roger, Rogue Discordian
Though I choose different words, methods and reasons than Roger, I too wish to see a self-examination of the "Discordian" community.
However, Roger has once again given us a Catch-22. If we disagree, then we have done as he has predicted. If we agree, we'd have to change, and despite what the Chaos Preacher may tell you, even the self-proclaimed Erisian dislikes change.
But there is a third option, which Roger also touched upon.
Quote from: RogerFUCK YOU, REV!
That about sums it up.
If Discordianism intended us to just go about pulling down our pants in public and eating hot dogs then it would be no better than any other institutional church. But is
is better, much better. Discordianism
demands that you disregard its very tenets. So disregard for fuck's sake!
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Fuck you!
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Jesus and I wanna FUCK YOU.
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Fuck the Rev!
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Fuck you!!
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Random White Trash Fuck You!
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Fuck you, sonny.
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O mani fuck you!
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See no fuck you!
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Fuck you, big daddy!
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Fuk you all!
Yes, fuck you, but the truth is, the Rev has nailed some truthes about me and other discordians. I am a type of parasite on society. A balance between grey-faced WORK and good ol' parties with the "colored" folk is necessary. I just hope they don't hang me for befriending the "coloreds". It is because they just might that I lean more towards slack. They deserve parasites. Vampires even.
Yep. Roger, you hit upon the truth that no one wants to see. Good Heresy!
We are all heading for the hammer, some of us get bloodied for thinking we can fight back or resist. But it's all a joke. Fighting back only strengthens the system. Being sneaky only means that the system will discover you one day, and after the threat of you is removed, will sell your lifestyle as the next big counter-culture.
Personally I believe I can keep myself free to a point within reason, unless of course I get picked up by the authorities for doing black bloc crap. But that's me. I don't see that I should waste time shouting at the people who have their minds too stuffed to notice, whether they are Discordian or otherwise. And if worse comes to worse, I will lie and pretend I was never any mutation (if I can get away with it).
The Celts used to say "It is better to be dead than to be a fat slave." But where are they now? The Free Celts are dead, and the rest have become fat slaves. Are we Discordians stupid enough to believe, without evidence, that we can escape the same fate?
"God works in mysterious ways. He said that he who is evil shall live 1000 years and he who is good shall be destroyed." -Sai Baba, self-proclaimed God with a few tricks up His sleeve, and my devotee father's master.
As I said somewhere before, Beware of God!
Quote from: St. Sebastian MelmothThough I choose different words, methods and reasons than Roger, I too wish to see a self-examination of the "Discordian" community.
However, Roger has once again given us a Catch-22. If we disagree, then we have done as he has predicted. If we agree, we'd have to change, and despite what the Chaos Preacher may tell you, even the self-proclaimed Erisian dislikes change.
But there is a third option, which Roger also touched upon.
Quote from: RogerFUCK YOU, REV!
That about sums it up.
If Discordianism intended us to just go about pulling down our pants in public and eating hot dogs then it would be no better than any other institutional church. But is is better, much better. Discordianism demands that you disregard its very tenets. So disregard for fuck's sake!
Holy CRAP! Somebody understood me (to a point).
Oh, I get it.
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FUCK YOU!!!!!
Quote from: HongamodoOh, I get it.
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FUCK YOU!!!!!
No shit, Sherlock.
Where'd you park the squadcar?
Elementary, dear Watson.
Roger? Your last name is Watson?
WTF?
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCRoger? Your last name is Watson?
WTF?
No, my last name is WTF.
*wipes sweat from brow*
Shit. That was close.
*Represses shudder*
No kidding.....the first of Zorga's many husbands was named Watson, and the poor man came to a terrible end. :shock:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom*Represses shudder*
No kidding.....the first of Zorga's many husbands was named Watson, and the poor man came to a terrible end. :shock:
Squid got him?
Yes....how did you know? You wouldn't believe what they did to him! :shock:
They slurped him up through straws?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYes....how did you know? You wouldn't believe what they did to him! :shock:
Sure I would.
The Good Reverend Roger,
KNOWS the face of degeneracy.
Degeneracy is the word for it alright. First they sucked his brains out through his nose,( what little there were to begin with), then they slurped his soul up through drinking straws.....and then........and then......they turned him into a :shock: MORMON. :shock:
Well, after watching this week's South Park, I'm thinking of converting, too. From Wicca to Anti-Mormon.
QuoteWell, after watching this week's South Park, I'm thinking of converting, too. From Wicca to Anti-Mormon.
Hehe.....I've been Anti-Mormon ever since they refused to take my name off the church records, even though I repeatedly asked them to.
After a year or so they showed up on my door step and,
to my very face, insisted that they would only discuss the matter with the "family patriarch". Pissed me off and because I wouldn't let them in, they gave me a month to repent. I didn't ......so they finally kicked me out. Sheesh!
Too bad it took so long for me to figure out that they don't kick you out when
you want them to - only when
they want to. :twisted:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDegeneracy is the word for it alright. First they sucked his brains out through his nose,( what little there were to begin with), then they slurped his soul up through drinking straws.....and then........and then......they turned him into a :shock: MORMON. :shock:
Well, they couldn't turn him into a Mormon FIRST, you know...
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote
After a year or so they showed up on my door step and, to my very face, insisted that they would only discuss the matter with the "family patriarch". Pissed me off and because I wouldn't let them in, they gave me a month to repent. I didn't ......
That's funny.
The "family patriarch".
<giggle>
BE THE FIRST FAMILY ON YOUR BLOCK TO HAVE A PATRIARCH! BE THE ENVY OF THE NEIGHBORS!
Can you be a patriarch if you're a single male with no children?
Just asking ...
What about gay men? Can THEY be patriarchs?
QuoteWell, they couldn't turn him into a Mormon FIRST, you know...
True....they either have to hatch you out as a Mormon and hope you don't get wise......or suck your brains through your nose and
then convert you so they can get at your soul. :twisted:
PS: I find that tv works almost as well as prairie squid when it comes to brain sucking.
QuoteThat's funny.
The "family patriarch".
<giggle>
BE THE FIRST FAMILY ON YOUR BLOCK TO HAVE A PATRIARCH! BE THE ENVY OF THE NEIGHBORS!
It's funny, and extremely old school.....they are hot on the subject of patriarchal law and order. If given a choice between conversing with a Mormon woman (
about the status of her own soul, mind you) or a non-Mormon husband and/or father....they opt for the husband/father every single time.
Can I be a Patriarch? I can by a pipe and smoke bubbles out of it. I can walk around in my undies and scratch my genitals. Does that qualify me?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: The CommanderCan I be a Patriarch? I can by a pipe and smoke bubbles out of it. I can walk around in my undies and scratch my genitals. Does that qualify me?
The Commander
DIA
That's a start.
But you also have to want a wife that doesn't speak her mind, etc.
That leaves me out then...damn!
The Commander
DIA
roger what's the point of this heresy?
you're too negative.
all of your threads now are just telling us that we're slaves and we'll always be slaves and they're nothing we can do about it. i think we all understand that know.
why don't we try to find something constructive to do to try and free ourselves, instead of just sitting in the dark complaining about the lack of light when we can easly reach for the switch
So many good questions:
QuoteCan you be a patriarch if you're a single male with no children?
Just asking ...
Yes, if you are the oldest male in your family, you would be considered the patriarch and hold dominion over your mother, any un-married sisters, nieces - even aunts and grandmothers (including any women married to non-mormons). Even if you were not a patriarch, but held the priesthood (and every
worthy male over 12 holds the priesthood) you would still have authority over any woman.
QuoteWhat about gay men? Can THEY be patriarchs?
Closet gays could. :twisted:
Seriously, I suppose if you were an openly gay father, you would still be considered family patriarch...provided you were the only male over the age of 12. Otherwise one of the straight males would become patriarch.
QuoteCan I be a Patriarch? I can by a pipe and smoke bubbles out of it. I can walk around in my undies and scratch my genitals. Does that qualify me?
Roger is right....you would have to have a wife who didn't speak her mind.....and Mormons don't use even bubble pipes. Don't fret, dear.....you can still walk around in your undies and scratch your genitals. :wink:
That both sad and slightly pathetic
How about matriarchs? :twisted:
Bella, we assassins are matriarchs. For our dear commander, admiral and karma manager. without us as thier executive arms they could not walk about the agency in undies scratching their genitals...
we are in charge of thier wellbeing... and the ever-lobotomized commander needs me as his guardian. without me he would even forget where he put his pipe... :P
don¥t you think so bella dear? :twisted:
Quote from: Eris von TartarusHow about matriarchs? :twisted:
Bella, we assassins are matriarchs. For our dear commander, admiral and karma manager. without us as thier executive arms they could not walk about the agency in undies scratching their genitals...
we are in charge of thier wellbeing... and the ever-lobotomized commander needs me as his guardian. without me he would even forget where he put his pipe... :P
don¥t you think so bella dear? :twisted:
Not me, sweetheart.....the commander totally got the better assassin, as matriarchy is a lot of work, and I'm much to lazy to look after the poor Karma Manager the way take care of your dear commander. Obviously, I would kill for him :twisted: but be his matriarch...no.
PS: All those lobotomies make a big difference in the needs of the Karma Manager and the Commander. I just kill a few enemies and feed him some pie and he is happy.
Quote from: Slartibartfastroger what's the point of this heresy?
you're too negative.
all of your threads now are just telling us that we're slaves and we'll always be slaves and they're nothing we can do about it. i think we all understand that know.
why don't we try to find something constructive to do to try and free ourselves, instead of just sitting in the dark complaining about the lack of light when we can easly reach for the switch
There is an irony that you are as negative as Roger is about the same things. As for being slaves, you know, it could be much worse. We could be actual slaves without the freedom to slack off and arrogantly flaunt the "system". That's the way it used to be for the low-down, dirty classes of society and still is in some places. Personally, I don't bitch much about the fact that I have to work to keep life functioning. The system even gives me social security when I'm not working. Some Discordians think that Discordianism is about fucking over the society that supports you. Personally, Discordianism is more about mere disagreement with general insanity plus some fun mind games than the sabatoge of parts of society that aren't even corrupt to begin with. Christianity is a little crooked, in my opinion, but so are some Discordians, like the punkasses that blew up the pentagon.
p.s. to any government agent reading this: every religious and political nut is Discordian, not that I know who actually did it, but it might have been some asshole phage who knew about Discordia.
p.p.s. to everybody in particular: No offense. Erisians are generally a good bunch. Not completely irrational, but aware of the irrational and absurd. What is rational? I'm completely irrational. I guess that means I'm not a Discordian... or am.
p.p.p.s. to generally nobody: Fuck you!
OR BLOODY MURDER!
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: All those lobotomies make a big difference in the needs of the Karma Manager and the Commander. I just kill a few enemies and feed him some pie and he is happy.
What?? I haven't had any lobotomies... have I? :shock:
I
do like pie, though.
Quote from: RiffQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: All those lobotomies make a big difference in the needs of the Karma Manager and the Commander. I just kill a few enemies and feed him some pie and he is happy.
What?? I haven't had any lobotomies... have I? :shock:
I do like pie, though.
Not a single one, dear.
I just meant that the Commander is a higher maintenance boss because he's had so many lobotomies and you haven't had any.
All I have to do is feed you pie and you're happy.
It's a slacker job for sure. 8)
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom*Represses shudder*
No kidding.....the first of Zorga's many husbands was named Watson, and the poor man came to a terrible end. :shock:
Oh Crap....
but then I was only born with that name I don't live under it...
BTW...
FNORD!
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: RiffQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: All those lobotomies make a big difference in the needs of the Karma Manager and the Commander. I just kill a few enemies and feed him some pie and he is happy.
What?? I haven't had any lobotomies... have I? :shock:
I do like pie, though.
Not a single one, dear.
I just meant that the Commander is a higher maintenance boss because he's had so many lobotomies and you haven't had any.
All I have to do is feed you pie and you're happy.
It's a slacker job for sure. 8)
Ohh, I understand. Phew! For a minute I thought I'd have to start checking for new cranial scars when I wake up in the mornings.
Karma mangager, did you forget that it was you that started getting the commander on lobotomies... for security reasons only of course. You do not have to fear... Anyway I have this new technology at hand for our commander. So that we do not have to cut him up all the time... I will implant a special chip into his head... its connected to a remote control in the DIA so that one can erase only certain bits of his mind and not wipe out his memory over and over again. Also the surgery bit will be a thing of the past too. The remote can be found in my office. The lobotomy authorization forms are directly next to it. :P
But nevertheless, its a lot of work taking care of a man like the commander. especially his british bulldog needs taking out for walks and so on... a buiy commander can not always rush out with the dog... so thats up to the assassin again *guaaaa*
oh did you know that he did make a little pile from his money-pile bed for his bulldog? it now sleeps on money too. cute! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote from: St. BheerQuote from: SlartibartfastThere is an irony that you are as negative as Roger is about the same things.
Negative?
Me?
Negative like Pinhead without his torture chamber. Negative like a magnet at the south pole. Negative like a hole without his donut. Negative like a festering, drooling toad without his princess. Negative like a gang of harpies with nothing but a pack of dildos to sing to. Well, that might not be so negative for them.
Quote from: Sgt. Gov. Prof. Mr. St. BNegative like Pinhead without his torture chamber. Negative like a magnet at the south pole. Negative like a hole without his donut. Negative like a festering, drooling toad without his princess. Negative like a gang of harpies with nothing but a pack of dildos to sing to. Well, that might not be so negative for them.
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Acctully Roger I *do* agree with you.
One quick question though.
What did you mean by saying you where going over to the "dark side" It's not discordianisem its not becoming a greyface, and no its not even subgenis.
Is it the "rouge discordian" you have claimed to beacome?
How is being a rouge discordian any differnt then the rest of us?
DO YOU HAVE A REBELLION?
I find that most difficlt to belive.
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thats adorable
even though I know its not supossed to be
penumbral, it could be said he's becoming an illuminatus.
mroe on that after a short message from our sponsors.
if you read that with your sig it even funnier...
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penumbral, it could be said he's becoming an illuminatus.
mroe on that after a short message from our sponsors.
doo ba doo ba da backstrokin' do da do da do da da do da
That is pretty humerous, isn't it?
Especially if you picture Horab singing it.
He turned into a banana peel. Where's the remote? I'm rewinding that commercial.
doo ba doo ba da backstrokin' do da do da do da da do da
That was good.
Quote from: PenumbralAcctully Roger I *do* agree with you.
One quick question though.
What did you mean by saying you where going over to the "dark side" It's not discordianisem its not becoming a greyface, and no its not even subgenis.
Is it the "rouge discordian" you have claimed to beacome?
How is being a rouge discordian any differnt then the rest of us?
DO YOU HAVE A REBELLION?
I find that most difficlt to belive.
What I mean is that I am engaged in a campaign to bring doom upon us all, by means of unrestrained jaking.
That's where I've been, recently.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: PenumbralAcctully Roger I *do* agree with you.
One quick question though.
What did you mean by saying you where going over to the "dark side" It's not discordianisem its not becoming a greyface, and no its not even subgenis.
Is it the "rouge discordian" you have claimed to beacome?
How is being a rouge discordian any differnt then the rest of us?
DO YOU HAVE A REBELLION?
I find that most difficlt to belive.
What I mean is that I am engaged in a campaign to bring doom upon us all, by means of unrestrained jaking.
That's where I've been, recently.
carry on on your noble quest! may you harken forth the day when doom besets us all!
plus we'll ge thte added benfit of beign abel to bitch about how everyone prosecutes us. those bastards, always putting us down!
Baby, I've been waiting,
I've been waiting
Night and day
I didn't see the time,
I waited half my life away
There were lots of invitations
And I know you sent me some,
But I was waiting
For the miracle,
For the miracle to come
Quote from: Slarti the Name Changer !Baby, I've been waiting,
I've been waiting
Night and day
I didn't see the time,
I waited half my life away
There were lots of invitations
And I know you sent me some,
But I was waiting
For the miracle,
For the miracle to come
hmm, looks liek attack of the clones up in here.
Maybe he just loves Leonard Cohen, too.
::BUMP::
Here you go, Penumbral Heresy #2.....just for you.
Quoteyou can't beat the systemQuote
Fuck the system man. Fuck breaking it. Fuck replacing it. Fuck beating it. Fuck it. I could careless about it. You don't have to destroy it to get away from it. Or at least ignore it. (And as The Good Reverend Roger pointed out, its nearly impossible to destroy, so dont bother. Fly a kite or something. For Eris sake, its not like it matters, impose whatever trip you like.)
and...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerif every greyface on Earth disappeared tomorrow
then 99% of the population of Earth would be gone. Second coming of Jesus Herbert Christ, maybe? UFO attack?
If you see Discordianism as some kind of horrible mutation incapable of maintaining society or being doctors or storeshelve stockers, thats fine, but leave me out of it (or don't).
I (theoretically) can do anything a Greyface can do, but I have fun with it (if I feel like it). Those Greyfacious people think all this (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=everything) actually matters. As if the universe was something other than a blind machine.
But then again, I never pay much attention to what/who is and isn't a Grayface. (Hell, why should I care? Just look at how much I use brackets.) So I probably am not the expert on this subject.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogerif every greyface on Earth disappeared tomorrow
then 99% of the population of Earth would be gone. Second coming of Jesus Herbert Christ, maybe? UFO attack?
If you see Discordianism as some kind of horrible mutation incapable of maintaining society or being doctors or storeshelve stockers, thats fine, but leave me out of it (or don't).
I (theoretically) can do anything a Greyface can do, but I have fun with it (if I feel like it). Those Greyfacious people think all this (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=everything) actually matters. As if the universe was something other than a blind machine.
But then again, I never pay much attention to what/who is and isn't a Grayface. (Hell, why should I care? Just look at how much I use brackets.) So I probably am not the expert on this subject.
patch adams was not a greyface(for long)