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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Thurnez Isa on November 07, 2006, 12:47:29 am

Title: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on November 07, 2006, 12:47:29 am
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2619061&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

cost 50 million
got to hand it to the us goverment
they do know how to waste money
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 12:50:15 am
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Benaclypse on November 07, 2006, 01:00:15 am
I wish I was born a male black widow.  I'd be happily dead by now. 
 :boot:
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2006, 01:16:17 am
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2619061&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

cost 50 million
got to hand it to the us goverment
they do know how to waste money

HAW HAW!
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 07, 2006, 01:48:38 am
I guess you didn't read the fine print:

Quote
Sexual acts outside of vaginal intercourse are not explicit violations of the abstinence system, though discouraged.  It has been pointed out how well oiled breasts, buttcheeks, and armpits can feel just as good as traditional coitus.

 :banana:
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on November 07, 2006, 01:50:01 am
and these moralists are alwasy bitching about buttfucking

 :a2m:
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: faust on November 07, 2006, 02:01:15 am
I guess you didn't read the fine print:

Quote
Sexual acts outside of vaginal intercourse are not explicit violations of the abstinence system, though discouraged.  It has been pointed out how well oiled breasts, buttcheeks, and armpits can feel just as good as traditional coitus.

 :banana:

armpits?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 02:28:03 am
Heh.  Deoderant for her sexual pleasure.  Niiiice.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 02:45:44 am
Now I'm going to only ever refer to them as the "Armpitfuckers".
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 03:00:10 am
I can get behind that...
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 03:19:34 am
*Snickers*

no, you do it from the front.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 03:23:57 am
*Snickers*

no, you do it from the front.

You speaking from experience?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 03:29:10 am
I'm not supposed to talk about past relationships.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 03:31:53 am
Eh, and I was being an asshole.

But truly, good for you.  Alternate body parts ftw!
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 03:33:52 am
Okay, alright.  I've never fucked an armpit but I might, given the chance.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 04:03:05 am
Well, I mean, come on. 


Who wouldn't?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 06:35:11 am
Okay, alright.  I've never fucked an armpit but I might, given the chance.

Jesus, I hope I never go into politics with traceable posts like that.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 07, 2006, 07:00:59 am
They forgot kneepit.

Also, buttcheeks?  What happened to the proper, yet tittilating buttocks?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2006, 07:30:34 am
Okay, alright.  I've never fucked an armpit but I might, given the chance.

I did it once just to say I had but the stubble was kind of sore.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 07:36:02 am
You almost wonder if they even know what sex IS.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Triple Zero on November 07, 2006, 09:07:47 am
it's early, before my first coffee, maybe i don't understand his right, or maybe it's just too ridiculous to sink in my brain:

the usa government is prohibiting sex before 30????????  :-o

how?
why?
seriously?

are they actually going to enforce that?

you sure this didn't spill over from theonion.com?
thats. just. retarded.

speaking about retarded, 30 is kind of old to be getting kids IMO .. ok 30 is just a bit on the late side, but if people start only having sex then, it'll probably take some years in which they want to enjoy it, and the biological clock keeps ticking and the quality of reproduction keeps decreasing.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2006, 09:19:13 am

how?
why?
seriously?

are they actually going to enforce that?

How - The usual channels
Why - Insane religious reasons
Seriously - In all probability

This is nothing new - christinsanity, turbanic, cowbowers.... all have historically demonised, perverted and attempted to control teh reproductive urge. They probably have some kind of theory. like most of their theories its almost certainly completely fucked.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 07, 2006, 09:24:30 am
I blame Aristotle, again.  He said "good" is fulfilling your function and according to the religious tards the only function of sex is to reproduce.  You see, even they know deep down, the biggest sin of them all is having fun.

Its strange though, because you would think they would have, you know, kept up on the latest sociological and psychological theories of sex, but lust allowed leads to a dangerous lack of guilt.  When people are feeling guilty, they can be controlled.  Its another politi-sociological control mechanism for making people hate themselves and their bodies.  They're so busy trying to deal with cognitive dissonance and explaining their actions to themselves that they can never deal with the CoN.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: LMNO on November 07, 2006, 12:58:28 pm
To clarify for 000 - they aren't prohibiting sex before 30, they're highly suggesting it.




Hey, but you know what all this spending means... We're ready for another tax cut!
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: AFK on November 07, 2006, 12:59:49 pm
speaking about retarded, 30 is kind of old to be getting kids IMO .. ok 30 is just a bit on the late side, but if people start only having sex then, it'll probably take some years in which they want to enjoy it, and the biological clock keeps ticking and the quality of reproduction keeps decreasing.

*cough*I'm 31*cough*

Anyway, 30 is the new 20 when it comes to procreation.  Some theories will cite the amount of women in the labor force compared to the 70's when I was born to my, then, 20 year old mother.  Which really does make sense.  I wouldn't envy anyone trying to go through college, a part-time job, AND try to raise a child in their early 20's.  That shit is just madness.  Biologically speaking it only really gets "risky" at about 35.  Even then, modern medicine has allowed 50 year olds to successfully procreate.  My wife and I are pretty much planning on this being our last one.  We'll just be turning 50 when the last one graduates High School.  That will give us ample time to raise discord as senior citizens.  Muahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: DJRubberducky on November 07, 2006, 04:02:02 pm
I can't believe the conservatards believe this is a good idea.  There have already been reports of "Oreo couples" who, by putting off having children until their 30s, end up having to simultaneously care for children and aging parents.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 04:11:47 pm
So that's thier game?  They want everyone in debt and overworked to tighten thier already intolerable grasp?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 07, 2006, 04:14:44 pm
Yep.  Overworked, in debt, poisoned and sexually frustrated.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 04:15:30 pm
Sounds like hell.  I wonder what the medical stats for the Curse are...
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: shajinn on November 07, 2006, 04:16:45 pm
Yep.  Overworked, in debt, poisoned and sexually frustrated.
I should hurry up and die before it´s too late then...
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 07, 2006, 04:19:44 pm
How are things in Austria, anyway?  I find even the UK is not as bad as the USA, when all is said and done.  If you want an insight, buy Mark Ames book, Going Postal.  Its insane in the USA, absolutely mental.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: shajinn on November 07, 2006, 04:29:43 pm
As long as you can avoid neo-nazis, old people waving their walking sticks at you and absolute boredom it´s okay.

And about sex....

The Austrian population has not significantly increased for the last 20 years,
do I have to say more?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 06:20:01 pm
I blame Aristotle, again. He said "good" is fulfilling your function and according to the religious tards the only function of sex is to reproduce. You see, even they know deep down, the biggest sin of them all is having fun.

Its strange though, because you would think they would have, you know, kept up on the latest sociological and psychological theories of sex, but lust allowed leads to a dangerous lack of guilt. When people are feeling guilty, they can be controlled. Its another politi-sociological control mechanism for making people hate themselves and their bodies. They're so busy trying to deal with cognitive dissonance and explaining their actions to themselves that they can never deal with the CoN.

Wow, this is SO fucking true.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 06:21:07 pm
speaking about retarded, 30 is kind of old to be getting kids IMO .. ok 30 is just a bit on the late side, but if people start only having sex then, it'll probably take some years in which they want to enjoy it, and the biological clock keeps ticking and the quality of reproduction keeps decreasing.

*cough*I'm 31*cough*

Anyway, 30 is the new 20 when it comes to procreation.  Some theories will cite the amount of women in the labor force compared to the 70's when I was born to my, then, 20 year old mother.  Which really does make sense.  I wouldn't envy anyone trying to go through college, a part-time job, AND try to raise a child in their early 20's.  That shit is just madness.  Biologically speaking it only really gets "risky" at about 35.  Even then, modern medicine has allowed 50 year olds to successfully procreate.  My wife and I are pretty much planning on this being our last one.  We'll just be turning 50 when the last one graduates High School.  That will give us ample time to raise discord as senior citizens.  Muahahahaha!!!

It's because of those damned baby boomers.  It's like a fucking crime to be getting older now.  And shame on you if you "waste your youth" on raising your kids.  It's like some stupid rule now that you "must" be at least 30 to marry, 35 to have kids, and 75 when you retire.

It's nuts.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 06:21:49 pm
I can't believe the conservatards believe this is a good idea. There have already been reports of "Oreo couples" who, by putting off having children until their 30s, end up having to simultaneously care for children and aging parents.

Yup.  Gen X'ers are in for a rocky ride alright.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: LMNO on November 07, 2006, 06:23:08 pm
I'm gonna put my parents on an ice flow.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 06:24:48 pm
They'll have plenty of water to drink I suppose...
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 07, 2006, 07:17:44 pm
Anyone who calls themselves a Gen X'er deserves to be enslaved to corporations until they die.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 07, 2006, 07:18:31 pm
As long as you can avoid neo-nazis, old people waving their walking sticks at you and absolute boredom it´s okay.

And about sex....

The Austrian population has not significantly increased for the last 20 years,
do I have to say more?

Sounds like Switzerland, only with Neo-Nazis instead of gold.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 07:21:18 pm
Anyone who calls themselves a Gen X'er deserves to be enslaved to corporations until they die.

Naw.  I think it's a good way to distinguish the degenerates of the Baby Boomer Gen and their victims.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 07, 2006, 07:24:09 pm
That last sentence should read "Generation Y'ers...."

Cain,
remembers the rimming of corporations throughout the nineties
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 08:49:15 pm
That last sentence should read "Generation Y'ers...."

Cain,
remembers the rimming of corporations throughout the nineties

Gen Y'ers (congruent to) Gen X'ers...

just sayin'
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on November 07, 2006, 08:52:05 pm
those are all just lables to me
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on November 07, 2006, 08:53:38 pm
sorry marketing lables  :-D
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 09:01:32 pm
Well, yeah...and markers for sociological phenomena that result from those media influences.

For this information age...that's pretty relevant when all's said and done.

Repugnant tho that troof may be.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 07, 2006, 09:12:45 pm
Gen Y'ers are considered late 70s to mid 80s.  Ie; just about my generation.  And they are scum, all of them.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jenne on November 07, 2006, 09:27:09 pm
Gen Y'ers are considered late 70s to mid 80s. Ie; just about my generation. And they are scum, all of them.

But delightful altogether, nonethefrigginless. 

...I could be wrong, however.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 09:38:11 pm
Does 86' count?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on November 07, 2006, 09:39:32 pm
86'
your making me feel old  :-(
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 07, 2006, 09:39:42 pm
Just about, though technically thats the "internet generation"
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 09:40:07 pm
Fucks yeah!  I am INTERNET MAN!
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 09:40:40 pm
86'
your making me feel old  :-(

Y'old fart.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2006, 09:40:46 pm
69 - an excellent year for sexual poisitions   :-P
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 12:55:25 pm
Old enough to remember the original Sealab 2020.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2006, 01:55:46 pm
old enough to remember the Carter presidency.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 01:59:06 pm
How about The iranian embassy siege in london? About the time I realised reality had the potential to be as cool as cartoons.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2006, 01:59:49 pm
London?

isn't that in one of those funny foreign countries?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 02:06:08 pm
It's right down the south of scotland, where we keep most of our wankers.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 08, 2006, 02:20:53 pm
London is the largest Australian city in the world, FACT.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2006, 02:22:28 pm
and probably the dirtiest.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 08, 2006, 02:23:23 pm
Blighters.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 02:28:46 pm
London is the largest Australian city in the world, FACT.

Any other city and I'd fight with you about that but it's London so you're welcome to it. Please to take back to Australlia with you next time you're there.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 08, 2006, 02:30:00 pm
London is the largest Australian city in the world, FACT.

Any other city and I'd fight with you about that but it's London so you're welcome to it. Please to take back to Australlia with you next time you're there.

Hell, we don't want it.  Why do you think we located it so far away from the tourist traps?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 02:37:57 pm
Well you can't go dumping it on my island and expect it to be there when you come back for it. I already have an open sewer planned for that area as part of my make scotland more attractive intiative.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on November 08, 2006, 06:18:24 pm
ah ya Scottish wanker, don't make me come up there and rectify your moral objections on London
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 07:48:26 pm
ATTENTION ENGLISH - YOU HAVE BEEN ANNEXED BY THE SCOTTISH EMPIRE - YOUR COUNTRY BELONGS TO US NOW - PLEASE LEAVE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION - TRESPASSERS WILL BE MELTED DOWN FOR FERTILISER - THAT IS ALL
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 07:50:09 pm
[amurrican]

You spelled "fertilizer" wrong.

[/amurrican]
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 07:52:58 pm
[amurrican]

You spelled "fertilizer" wrong.

[/amurrican]
ATTENTION AMERICANS - YOU WILL BE NEXT IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL - THE SCOTTISH EMPIRE COLONISES INDISCRIMINATELY - END OF MESSAGE
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2006, 08:57:02 pm
I endorse both of the scrolling messages.

except for the actual scrolling itself. that's annoying.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 08, 2006, 08:58:22 pm
I don't know, it kind of adds a little something to the message.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Messier Undertree on November 08, 2006, 11:58:01 pm
ATTENTION ENGLISH - YOU HAVE BEEN ANNEXED BY THE SCOTTISH EMPIRE - YOUR COUNTRY BELONGS TO US NOW - PLEASE LEAVE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION - TRESPASSERS WILL BE MELTED DOWN FOR FERTILISER - THAT IS ALL

ATTENTION AMERICANS - YOU WILL BE NEXT IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL - THE SCOTTISH EMPIRE COLONISES INDISCRIMINATELY - END OF MESSAGE

 :lol:

 :mittens:
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on November 09, 2006, 02:57:41 am
we will fuck up your good for nothing wannabe country like we did in the 15 and 16th centuary.

scottish= think indepedence is important?


ZOMG LOOK IM SCOTTISH, LIKE NOT FROM THE UK, COZ IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE. IM STILL ONLY LIKE .5% OF THE WORLDS MASS, BUT I HAVE MY OWN PARLIMENT, AND MY CITZENS ARE PROUD TO BE SCOTTISH!!

mostly because 99.9% of the english do not give a fuck if scotland was to become its own independant nation. hell they cannot even manage a semi successful footbal team, let alone efffect internation affairs. its like lettting a toddler run around with a plastic knife, he thinks hes uber cool, and can yknw stab people and be all though (tough?) whilst us english know hes just an overactive child whos enjoying freedom before he realises its worht shit all and doesnt care if hes english, scottish or from the uk.

stupid scottish wankers. never learn
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Messier Undertree on November 09, 2006, 03:02:12 am
Well, if you really don't care then get the fuck out of our country.

And Australia for that matter. And Canada. And the Falklands.

In fact, just fuck off all together.

Sassenach prick.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on November 09, 2006, 03:10:17 am
is it my fault scotland is so shit you have an inadequate complex? i mean hell apart from, co-inventing the tv and the phone what the fuck have you given to the world?

apart from an inadequate complex that rivals that of the welsh?
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Messier Undertree on November 09, 2006, 03:19:47 am
"Inadequate complex" isn't even a term. Hell, you invented the language so at least learn to speak it properly.

The TV and phone have done a lot more for the world than English imperialism.

I like custard though. Thanks for that.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 09, 2006, 09:48:09 am
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/exodus.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/terrorist.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/TSE1.jpg)
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 09, 2006, 11:06:11 am
Dil, guess who most of the industrialists and army officers who created the empire were, in spite of a genocide a century earlier?  The Scottish.  Guess who bought the Enlightenment values we allegedly hold so dear now to these shores?  The Scottish.  Guess who owns all the UK's fucking oil?  The Scottish.  Guess who has better diplomatic links than the UK with the Chinese?  The Scottish.

D/N/T, or we'll cut you out and let the Chinese build bases on the border.

English = 169% O\/\/N3D!
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 09, 2006, 11:15:43 am
The scottish empire recognises Cain as an illuminated spokesman for the minitry of troof!

Please note - the chinese are currently scheduled for colonisation under our 'We require many more short yellow people' - initiative. All their bases are belong to us.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 09, 2006, 11:23:57 am
I may be Australian, but they were Australians of Scottish heritage.  And once we have defeated the English, we can move on to deal with our ancestral enemies - the Scottish.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 09, 2006, 11:33:09 am
The Scottish Empire is not sure how it feels about this. Cain has been placed under surveillance, and his transmissions recorded for monitoring purposes.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 09, 2006, 11:34:50 am
:thanks:
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Messier Undertree on November 09, 2006, 04:27:31 pm
Dil, guess who most of the industrialists and army officers who created the empire were, in spite of a genocide a century earlier?  The Scottish.  Guess who bought the Enlightenment values we allegedly hold so dear now to these shores?  The Scottish.  Guess who owns all the UK's fucking oil?  The Scottish.  Guess who has better diplomatic links than the UK with the Chinese?  The Scottish.

D/N/T, or we'll cut you out and let the Chinese build bases on the border.

English = 169% O\/\/N3D!

 :potd:
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 09, 2006, 04:34:18 pm
Fuck teh english. If I had more powerful poop organs I'd shit through all their letterboxes.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: shajinn on November 09, 2006, 04:56:34 pm
The atmosphere in this forum is so friendly you could stab people (English,Scottish or whoever) with it
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Cain on November 09, 2006, 05:36:50 pm
We're all nice people really.  Except for the English.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 09, 2006, 06:11:44 pm
We're all nice people really.  Except for the English.

I suspect TGRR might object to being called nice. Dunno, maybe he's english but he strikes me as being a bit too cool for that.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 09, 2006, 07:06:15 pm

I was born in Ireland. Lived there until about 2.5 yrs ago. We openly admit to being wankers, but I wonder why the hell all of your women (especially the "whales") want to ride us.

Any other micks? (Don't answer yes if you were born in u.s. of fuggin' a).

Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Payne on September 19, 2007, 02:06:27 am
The Scottish Empire re-affirms all Aims and Initiatives as outlined in this thread.

That is all.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: PopeTom on September 19, 2007, 02:36:47 am
No need to fear!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/zombielongshanks.jpg)

Zombie Edward Longshanks will save us!
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 19, 2007, 08:11:29 pm
This thread started funny and went somewhere funnier.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 08, 2009, 02:07:22 pm
BUMP

Abstinence leads to the birth of the Scottish Empire  :lol:
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 08, 2009, 07:36:31 pm
I guess you didn't read the fine print:

Quote
Sexual acts outside of vaginal intercourse are not explicit violations of the abstinence system, though discouraged.  It has been pointed out how well oiled breasts, buttcheeks, and armpits can feel just as good as traditional coitus.

 :banana:

They "feel just as good" to who?

Fucking DICKS.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 09, 2009, 12:18:21 am
You know, as much as I consider the democrats fucking traitors, I am sooo glad the republicans are out of power.


At least I have the option of being fucked in an actual orifice now.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2009, 12:26:50 am
Quote
That's the new guidance for states under the Department of Health and Human Services' $50 million Abstinence Education Program.

YOU BETCHA!
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Jasper on February 11, 2009, 05:42:50 am
I was that close to forgetting this ever happened.

Thanks.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2009, 11:34:23 am
I was that close to forgetting this ever happened.

Thanks.

This is just one service we offer.
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2009, 01:10:38 pm
In realtion to the original post (http://digg.com/politics/Savage_Love_Saddleback_Is_the_New_Santorum).
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2009, 10:43:51 pm
bump   :lulz:
Title: Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
Post by: Remington on August 31, 2009, 10:49:42 pm
bump   :lulz:
:argh!: