:potd:I heard of a cool new recipe for egg nog.
Bourbon and ice cubes.
In other news, Christianity is still popular.
YEP.
I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.
NO ITZ NOT! ONLY WHITE PEEPLE CAN BE RACIST!
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The very idea makes me as giddy as a Japanese schoolgirl with a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.
build a huge 23 out of plexiglas
erect it somewhere on a big square
and fill it with cats
PECK HIM IN THA NADS!
IN THAAAA NAAAAAADS!@~!@~!!!~
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WAYSA?
CHEF D,
THINKS YUO SHOULD STICK TO SMIRNOFF ICE
YEP.
I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.
In my case?
"He died as he lived."
andI wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?
He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.
tie for :potd:
Because I love to quote myself::lulz: :lulz: :lulz:In my case?
"He died as he lived."
andI wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?
He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.
tie for :potd:
OMG :lulz:
These are great!
when I was much younger, I once fired a bullfrog out of a potato gun.
surprisingly enough, the bullfrog survived unharmed.
until, that is, its flight trajectory carried it across the highway and into the passenger compartment of a speeding convertible.
needless to say, hilarity ensued.
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.
I kill everything I see. Just kidding. I'm not a psychopath. Yet.being a psychopath is fun
being a psychopath is fun
How the fuck would you know?
YEP.
I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with. I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.
I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.
Well, when I have the time over summer, I've got a book called "mind hacks" I'm going to play with. I can probably upload it for those interested, there are over 100 "hacks" ranging from perception to social interaction.
I was going to mention psychotic breaks, but since you're already reading Poker With Cards, no need to say what I was going to.
Then you wont find it at the following link: http://mihd.net/yj9clu
My pet hate is people who adopt a 'trendy' mental condition in casual conversation
"I'm a total psycho"
"I'm depressed"
"I'm a skitz"
It's not big and it's not clever people - try the real fucking deal if you don't believe me
Well, I don't know about you, but in the event the entire internet dies, I'm quite likely too busy scavenging through the remains of the country for food, water, weapons and loyal minions to worry about you guys.
Kiddie pr0n isn't lateral thinking, and it only stimulates my mind to kick perverts until they stop moving.
Whats worse imo, is people who actually have said disorders, and fucking brag about them to get attention.
Quote from: Kai WrenSo... taking down forums, is that like genocide? :lol:
ermm....
I was just following orders.
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Oh, wait, I am a pole-smoking liberal! That means I get all the prizes if I just sit here and wait for the conspiracy to work its magic, right?
8)
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Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I would say most Discordians suffer from a rather mild form of anti-social personality disorder, but that is to be expected really.
Ignoring social norms, impulse control issues and problems with empathy.
This board and most of you guys are like a big fat book, you could call it a bible, though it sounds to much like church. Thsi page should be considered base knowledge for all schools, even TGRR would be satisfied with all the noobs he can shoot than. :mrgreen:
Start some threads? hmm not really interested - yet.
Start some threads? hmm not really interested - yet.
Then...
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QUIT YOUR BITCHING!
I leave that to you roger, seems more your style ;)
i meant your pic god damnit.
I'd love to see YOU quit bitching :lulz:
Thats when i know, the end of the universe is near.
Yea, got talked in to it by a girl, and have no idea what to expect other than discordian is zen for roundeyes, so by that logic, I alredy know something. But what?Zen is paying money to go to a seminar on Zen, only to realise you've wasted your money.
Those smiles the monks give you aren't because they like you, those smiles are people laughing at you deep down inside. Stupid roundeyes. They'll pay for anything.
Best. Post. Evar.
WTF BUT MY PHYSICS TEACHER
SAID IT WAS 99% EMPTY SPACE
SRSLY
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Gonzales marched out of the hearing at its conclusion, shortly before 5 p.m., as protesters began singing "Hey, hey, goodbye" from the 1970s hit song by Steam.
:lulz:
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGIUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE’S SACRED DOMAIN — YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.
TGRR During his brief stint as a Dutch TV interviewer in the 1980s. (http://s54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/vexati0n/?action=view¤t=the_interview1.flv)
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.
Oh give me a home
where there's no pope of rome
no chapels to sadden my eyes (my eyes)
no nuns and no priests
and no rosary beads
every day is the 12th of July
(to the tune of home on the range)
the matrix = gnosticism with microchips.
OH NOES!!11 TEH ROBOTZ MADE AN EVIL WORLD OF ILLUSION!!
IT'S OK!! WE CAN EAT PILLS AND USE KUNG-FU!
I Chris Columbussed my own brain - sailed clear off the edge :lulz:
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?
aaaand
BANG!
you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.
the guy would probably shoot me again.
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
Best one EVER! This man is a genius!
What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?
He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.
The New York Times says: "PD.COM, it's Uproarious"
Ebert and Roeper give PD.COM two thumbs, up the ass.
Larry King says, "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."
HAY GUYZ@ NICE POSTING! WHO WANTS A HAND JOB?:potd:
"Raggi" ?
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"Raggi" ?
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apparently, it was that good. so i deserve this spot on the thread of fame.
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I guess I don't get that one.
Grievously insulting another man:
There are three words from maliced verse between men, which are punished with full outlawry. If a man calls a man ragr or stro??inn or sor??inn. And they shall be punished as fully slanderous words, and a man is given the right to kill for these words. (6)
From WPs link
You shut your mouth, ragr.
Fuckin' ouch man!
EDIT: For others illumination-
May be found in Old Danish as Raghi, occurs in OW.Norse as Ragi (also found as a by-name). From the OW.Norse adjective ragr "cowardly, homosexual." May occur in the nominative case form ragi, although this may instead represent the name Raggi.
I mean for fuck's sake man!
Do you just lurk on this forum all fucking day waiting for the best moment to say something completely retarded?
Its spelt "Wykkans". Because i is a letter of male oppression.
He's turned your internet likeness into an icon for gay love.
Do your thing, Iconoclast.
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TTM,
actually a CIA operative instructed to infiltrate the discordians who, upon finding out they're just a bunch of tards on a forum, just starting making shit up because this is an easy assignment.
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.
So it'll feel like rape.
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.
So it'll feel like rape.
And another lame ass hollywood star got shot down.
Britney Down.
Paris in jail,
just another 1000 to go
Only 1000, or are you using a base 60 number system?
I was just trying not to sound like the human-race-hating-cybin.
Although I'm on his side.
I don't think celebrities count as human.
Most humans don't count as human
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Eheu, horsum venit vir qui fert locustas!
"Uh-oh, here comes the lobster man!"
Include in any conversation with a customer:
"And would you like to make a $1 donation the the HIMEOBS campaign fund?"
You are on your own if anyone actually says yes.
L
O
MAO
haw, cwut i did thar?
my english teacher said i was "a character,"
WHAT LEVEL CHARACTER R U?
she never said. </tragedy>
DID U ALWAYS HIT ON ALL THE CHICKS?
IF NOT YOU PROBABLY WERE A NON PLAYER CHARACTER
Tell me then, smart guy, how do you explain that woman in Mexico who had the Virgin Mary's face burnt into her nachos skillet? Hmm?
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That is gorgeous.
Also, when I say anywhere, I mean anywhere. Ever heard of those people who see jesus in the eagle nebula?
No. Raelians?
I enjoy fantasy. The key word is fantasy. I use it as an escape from reality. As far as it being for kids, I also watched Shreck (sp) and laughed my ass off. I refuse to allow every waking moment of my life to be wound up in too much 'serious'.
And I'm 53.
Holy shit dude, you could be my Grandad!!
HELP I'M BEING GROOMZ0RRED!
Don't you guys play 'Thelemite Matador'?
You wave a cloth at Thelemites, bait them about how stupid they are and when they lunge at you, jump aside and yell 'Cr-Ole!'
PARTICIPANTS NEEDED
Procedure:
- Get yourself really close to orgasm
- Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A (http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/goats.jpg), Link B (http://www.beastiality.es/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/2.jpg), Link C (http://www.sex-with-midgets.com/graphics/nav1.jpg), Link D (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/DSPhotoGuy/midget_porn02.jpg), Link E (http://shitonkikes.com/images/scat-porn.jpg), Link F (http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg) (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
- You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
- Report short-term and long-term and results here
Do it for SCIENCE
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I'd hit it.
Just like that dude did.
now I've got blue troll balls
Fuck, I'm gonna be living pretty close to one of those this summer.
Translation:
TARGET AQUIRED.
"How did Hitler solidify his power?"
"What is the title of our National Anthem and who wrote it?"
"Define 'draft'"
"The 1st 10 Amendments to the Constitution are called what?"
1. Rush Limbaugh
2. "Achey Breaky Heart", Billy Ray Cyrus.
3. Child sacrifice to Mannon
4. "Endangered Species."
Did I get it right?
Old fart, having fun ITT.
Heh, always.
And I agree with Cain, too many Tolkein wannabees running around. If a writer has to steal instead of using the imagination the STFU. We have about every King book here, including the Bachman books. There is imagination at work. Or serious drugs.
No, that's what happens when you drink the water in Bangor.
this is the correct arsenic-cycle.
also, the best fantasy writer ever is whoever releases the GAO Reports.
Also
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Pray for Terry Schaivo porn to be discovered.
a) Orgasm Normal
b) Orgasm smelled much more like vegetable soup than usual (still tasted the same tho)
c) Orgasm was particularly thick in texture, had to be coaxed from urethra with a little fish hook which I keep near my PC for this very purpose
d) Orgasm was intensely satisfying - kept doing the -biting the air - face for a lot longer than usual. (roughly 73.49 seconds as opposed to 16.3)
e) Double orgasm - I actually ejaculated out my mouth a little at the same time. This has happened a couple of times before but never whilst masturbating.
f) Didn't manage to orgasm as the fuse blew on my soldering iron before I managed to become fully aroused.
WIRE TAPPING? THIS IS MADNESS!
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THIS...IS...SPARTA!
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**Bush kicks Ashcroft's body down the well**
i think they only ban pics when whiney people submit a complaint.
hint: they have a form for that
more hint: baby pics are offensive when you can see their nipples. GO!
Right. Hi. New here. Obviously.
Having arrived on a wave of enthusiasm fueled by The Illuminatus Trilogy and the wikipedia article on Discordianism, I find myself in awe of the level of self-righteous smugness here. I can only hope that one day I'll be able to manipulate disdain of such titanic proportions.
No shit. You keep your troops in those sort of conditions long enough and they turn into throat-slitting, nasty business types themselves.
Anyway, good to know you all care enough about me to respond to my trolling for attention, I hate you all too, dick wipes.
My little misanthrope is all growed up. *sniff*
Don't you fucking dare patronise me, cuntstable.
This thread wasn't for you, it was for all the cool people here.
Go back to that rock you crawled out of, I hear there's no IRC there.
I hope someone fucking wreaks your squad car and one of your asshole friends gets fired for being a dickhead so you have to work extra shifts and drive a fucked up car.
rebellous stupid shit is still stupid shit.
Couple of words of advice for you to ignore as you see fit
1) Change the avatar for one that doesn't state explicitly that you are a fucking idiot
2) Learn what fascism is before you go blindly agreeing with it's premises
3) Post something
If you are a poseur fascist then you are too fucking dumb to post here
If you are an educated fascist then we hate you anyways
...and you're still too fucking dumb to post here.
In fact, now that I think about it I can whittle that advice down:
1) Fuck off!
and everyone in this whole forum put together in a fistfucking, babyraping, goatmolesting pile of debauchery couldn't possibly have looser morals than Enrico Salazar at his own baptism.
Man, I really need to move forward with my idea of including disposable cameras with bottles of tequila.
Nope. I have a compartment located in my abdomen that needs to be hosed out once a day.
by all accounts I've read, George Washington was a legitimate superhero. People talked about him like like he was Neo or something.
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This page get's +10 win for using the word "cunstable"
Wut? Aren't you a sherrif's deputy?
From hereon you should introduce yourself as cunstable Roger and see if anybody questions your pronunciation.
Well that's what I would do, it's a pretty classy move really.
"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.
:potd:
"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.
:potd:
Yes, I just posted my own POTD.
No, I have no shame.
"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.
:potd:
Yes, I just posted my own POTD.
No, I have no shame.
Neither do I.
:potd:
.:potd:
FACT: Any group with Hugh as the leader will immediately be declared an enemy of HIMEOBS.
Hugh is a fucking tool and I hope he gets face-herpies.
from fucking face-raping bats, for great justice.
Great fucking Justice!
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LMNO - glad to hear things went ok.
So, what superpowers did the radiation bestow upon your dad?
I'm sort of hoping that he can shoot particle beams out of his eyes to destroy creationists. That'd be cool.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No....it's PEER REVIEW MAN!!!!
Dimwit 1: I believe the universe was made in 6 days.
PRM: Hah hah ahh ahha....zzzzzt [dimwit vapourized]
Dimwit 2: Because of quantum physics, I can control all matter!
PRM: Ha ha ha hah.....ZZZZT.
In that case I'm going to buy up as many internets as I can while they're cheap and stockpile them for later :mrgreen:
"The problem with America today is that the evil has settled to the bottom, and things are getting poopy. A country is like a snow globe. How do you make a snow globe pretty again? By shaking things up! That's why we propose that every citizen must leave the US, and become a citizen of another country. Only immigrants will be allowed with the borders of the United States."
Legal? Fail.
Cramulus/Durden
Seriously
if you came into my place of business all pale faced and fiending, then acted normal again only after you'd injected yourself full of drugs, I'd call the cops. but if you were a filthy diabetic, they'd give you a goddamn medal. It's bullshit!
Diabetics can make their own insulin, they're just too lazy.
friggin pasty-faced needle users who can't hold their sugar. Fuck that.
Seriously
if you came into my place of business all pale faced and fiending, then acted normal again only after you'd injected yourself full of drugs, I'd call the cops. but if you were a filthy diabetic, they'd give you a goddamn medal. It's bullshit!
Diabetics can make their own insulin, they're just too lazy.
friggin pasty-faced needle users who can't hold their sugar. Fuck that.
EW! YUCK! LARGE FLOPPY ELDERLY LEATHERY BREASTS DEVOUR BUDDHA'S LIBIDO AND POOP OUT IMPOTENCY! MAKE ME YOUNG AGAIN REVLON! POWDER GRANNY'S TITS WITH TALCUM!
BUT DO NOT DO THIS! IT IS TERRIBLE AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF ANGRY HERPIES RIDDEN BUT VERY ATTRACTIVE GORILLAS WHO WILL RAPE YOU WITHOUT THE USE OF LUBRICANT!
I AM SLOW BECAUSE OF MY GIRTH. DO YOU SEE? IT JIGGLES LIKE A CHUNKY PROSTITUTE FILLED WITH MONEY!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!
YOUR WITTY RETORTS MAKE MY OVERSIZED CHESTICLES JIGGLE WITH GLEE!
HE SHOULD GIVE ALL OF HIS MONEY TO THE CHINAMEN SO THAY CAN AFFORD TO FINISH CUTTING THEIR HAIR! AND BY SANDWICHES!
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY THIGHS! I WILL CRUSH YOUR INTESTINES OUT OF YOUR POOPING ORAFICE AS IF YOU WERE TOOTHPASTE WITH MY MASSIVE GIRTH! DO YOU SEE?
WHY IS HIS NAME THUNDERLIPS? DOES HE QUIEF LOUDLY WITH HIS MASSIVE AND HEAVILY MUSCLED VAGINA?
THAT LOOKS TOO BIG FOR PROCREATING! ARE YOU SURE?
I LET MY CHI LOOSE ALL OVER HIS FACE! IT WAS VERY LIBERATING!
NOW YOU HAVE CONFUSED ME, ARE YOU PULLING WOOL INTO MY EYEBALLS?
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF BLACK PEOPLE YOU AWFUL RACIST! YOU MIGHT ONE DAY MEET A RACIST BLACK MAN AND HE WILL INSERT MARBLES INTO YOUR INTESTINES WHILE HITTING YOU WITH HEAVY HAMMERS! IT WILL BE HORROR! THERE WILL BE BLOODY CHUNKY GLASS FILLED POOP AND YOU WON'T LIKE IT SO DON'T BE SO RACIST! I WILL TELL ON YOU!
YOU RAPE BUDDHA'S INNER LOINS! HE IS NO ALIEN JUXTAPOSITION!!!!!
THE MISSING PICKLE
WHY DID YOU BAN ME?!?!?
CAN'T FIND IT
NEXT TOPIC: Why ban Buddha's Ghost Penis?
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FOOD COOKING JOB AS BILLIONS OF LITTLE CHINA BOYS AND GIRLS DIE BY THE BILLIONS! YOU SHOULD FEEL AWFUL!
I LET MY CHI LOOSE ALL OVER HIS FACE! IT WAS VERY LIBERATING!:D
YOU ALL MAKE ME SO
happy
NOW I WILL PEE EVERYWHERE!
WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:
- My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a volume control on one nipple, and an AM/FM tuner on the other.
- Her tongue will dispense five types of delicious beer.
- She will come with several different personality packs, including schoolgirl, dominatrix, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky,
Bea Arthur(edit: Ann Coultier)- She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to several cameras in my bedroom. When I'm railing her from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into pornlike footage and project it onto the wall.
WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:
- My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a power drill on one nipple, and thumb-screw on the other.
- Her tongue will dispense five types of deadly poison.
- She will come with several different personality packs, including Ted Bundy, Al Pacino, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky,
General Patton(edit: Saddam)- She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to the CIA database. When she's railing me from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into gruesome, disturbing footage and project it onto the wall.
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.
WORST MISTAKE SINCE YUO BANNED ME!
PD.COM: Fuck trucks in tubes, we drive the Omnibus.
take all the time you need in order to come to terms with the primate vulvanity of things.
First you have to take it out to a nice dinner... share a bottle of wine... long walk on the beach... THEN you do pot.
They call pot a gateway drug because after a high maintenance relationship like that one, the simplicity of coke's quickie-in-the-bathroom becomes very appealing!
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Tonight, while playing trivial pursuit, I learned that Nigerians put lizard shit in their weed.
Actually, I've known about that one for a while.
From what I understand, you don't need weed for the lizard shit to be effective.
Lys, I'd hang out with you just to see what kind of retarded shit you could be talked into doing.
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.
I was like OMG leprechaun!
He had a goatee and everything.
It was fucking awesome.
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.
I was like OMG leprechaun!
He had a goaste and everything.
It was fucking awesome.
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.
I was like OMG leprechaun!
He had agoastegoatse and everything.
It was fucking awesome.
I keep reading it this way.
It's freaking me out.
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.
I was like OMG leprechaun!
He had agoastegoatse and everything.
It was fucking awesome.
I keep reading it this way.
It's freaking me out.
i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!
"We were right in the middle of doing the Pork Shoulder, when she suddenly leaned over and snorted a Darth Cupcake."
Most humans don't count as human
You and I need to go in tonight and give them some more tubgirl.
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Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false.
Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false. [Citation Needed]
Srsly.
:lulz:
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.
Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false.Also, its from Wiki and thus blatantly false. [Citation Needed]
Srsly.
:lulz:
Maria has challenged me to a bet tonight.
If I can make a person shit themselves via any means while on duty tonight, I get her turn driving for a month.
If I cannot, *I* don't get to do the driving for a month.
Suggestions? I have 5 hours before my shift begins, so don't take all night answering.
X-lax, and if you wanted to be a dick you could put it in her coffee.
If you want to be a really real discordians you have to hate t3h niggorz and j00z
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.
:lulz:
What a fucking fruitcake.
TGRR,
Knows it's NEVER too late to laugh at someone's stupid beliefs.
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.
:lulz:
What a fucking fruitcake.
TGRR,
Knows it's NEVER too late to laugh at someone's stupid beliefs.
:lulz:
I ought to go find the MW quotes in Lulz from our first trolling runs there and post them here.
A wolf-god?
:lulz:
Heh, who was the one who said they were fecking gawds?
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EmileD
EmileD: Welcome to ChaCha!
EmileD: Hello
EmileD: How are you?
You: Hey, how are you?
You: I'm OK. You?
EmileD: iam good
EmileD: How can I help you today?
You: Well, some guys at work were talking about "meatspin" and I was wondering what it was
EmileD: ok, just one moment while I look it up for you
You: OH MY GOD!
You: WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT?!
EmileD: you asked what it was
EmileD: its my job to give you the info you asked for
You: THIS IS DISGUSTING!
You: EW!!!
You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
EmileD: well you asked for it
You: YOU'RE SICK!
EmileD: whats wrong with you fag!!!
EmileD: you must be gat!!!!
EmileD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (fuck you!!!!)
You: YOU SHOW ME THAT AND HAVE THE GAUL TO CALL *ME* GAY!?
EmileD: biat** you asked for it!!
EmileD: ho
EmileD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
I don't complain, I make aesthetic appraisals.
For example, my aesthetic appraisal of being shot: "Ow, argh! This is worse than deadly horse rape!"
Needs moar cat ears and tails.
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.
What a coincidence.
I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".
:potd:
I gotta hand it to you... that was clever.
Also, I'm going to start calling mah jizz "fake blood". :mrgreen:
You should learn to drink as much as I do then you can call it "real blood" :lulz:
:potd:
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.
What a coincidence.
I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".
Is that because you nail hot, sweaty Jews with it?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/HIMEOBSShortBus.jpg)retard I presume
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/HIMEOBSShortBus.jpg)
If you lie I will spellcheck and re-grammar all of your posts and PM them to you.
:lulz: Oh yeah.
Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?
(http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/land_of_the_dead_01298.jpg)
Driving to work today I cut off a short bus. It was an ugly, generic Yonkers short bus, and as I floored it (but still didn't go fast cause hey, I drive a freaking Honda) and passed on the right, I thought to myself "Bet that bus wishes it had been HIMEOBSed!"
Then I died a little inside.
TOO MUCH PD.COM I AM TEH CORRUPTED :sad:
Wow, you succumbed quickly. That level of moronic shit took me months and months to acquire.
The very concept of chaos was still considered equivalent to strife and treated as a negative.
- The Principia Discordia
Eris was there with Kydoimos (Confusion) among them, and Ker (Death) the destructive; she was holding a live man with a new wound, and another one unhurt, and dragged a dead man by the feet through the carnage."
- Homer, Iliad 18.535
"I have a high art, I hurt with cruelty those who would damage me."
— Archirocus, 650 BC
I'm absolutely sick of this uninformed, bury your head in the sand, cute fluffy animals and sweetness view of Eris. Yeah, you read right. I've read all the crap I can take from 17 year old Myspacers who think calling themselves “xXxErisxXx” and acting in a poor imitation of “wacky” means they are somehow like our Lady of Discord. Most people here have little on Eris, but you types ain't even in the same ballpark.
Eris is more than the goddess of Confusion. I know not many Discordians are Greek scholars, but even the name of Our Lady herself means “Strife” in the ancient Greek! Strife, Chaos and Disorder, mother of the terrible Kakodaimones, the leveler of cities, the equal of Athena in warfare. Why do wars keep on happening if no-one wants them? "[Eris] is hateful ... [she is the one] who builds up evil, war, and slaughter (Hesiod).
“Oh, but thats too mean and nasty to believe! Eris is a cute Greek lady and chaos is laughing children dancing in the happy anarchy” You better slap that hippie shit out of you before I do it myself! You can embrace the “positive” aspects of Disorder all you want, but you cannot forget there is a pretty nasty flipside. And even that has a purpose.
Who feared Eris most? For whom does Disorder mean all is lost? Authority, authority, authority. The men and women of The Con crave order, and only use chaos when it is the means to the greater end of more order. They hate messy, unplanned and uncontrollable disorder, because it screws up their careful conspiracies. Eris most certainly bought war and death in her wake, but it never said anywhere against whom she would bring destruction on, or that it wouldn't stop even greater death and violence.
"[Aion, god of time addresses Zeus:] 'Lord Zeus! behold yourself the sorrows of a despairing world!
Do you not see that Enyo [another name for Eris] has made the whole earth mad, mowing season by
season her harvest of quick-perishing youth?" - Nonnus, Dionysiaca 7.7
You read that? They feared Her. The immortal Olympians themselves lived in dread of this uncontrollable goddess, who sowed lawlessness in her every step. Who fed the infernal beast Typhon and unleashed him against the King of the Gods? Eris. Who put Zeus in the embarrassing position of having to choose between his daughter and wife in a competition of beauty? Eris. Who gifted the Queen of the Amazons, the allies of Troy, with a dread weapon from the armoury of Ares, in order to defeat the Greeks? Got it in one. At every stage she took an active hand in undermining the plans of gods and mortals, whether in person, via trickery, or by steps removed.
You may call me a personification of Destructive Disorder. You may even think of me as a hypocritical trickster, trying to lead the faithful to a terrible doom. You can certainly think of me as an agent of Strife, because thats about the only thing that is true of the above. The worst people in history are those who chase “peace”, especially when they equate it with order and are willing to do whatever they can to get it. Hitler wanted peace. So does George W Bush. Almost everyone wants peace. The question is always on what terms. Disorder doesn't recognize “terms”and it sure as hell doesn't recognize a wasteland called “peace”.
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?
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My body is like a temple. One of the wierd ones, where they do kinky things with animals in the basement.
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guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b
whatever I'm adding my own post againguys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b
it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror
GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB
hey darth cupcake
can your nickname here be D Cup?
hey darth cupcake
can your nickname here be D Cup?
hey darth cupcake
can your nickname here be D Cup?
to piss of an inept client:
take their application as soon as they hand it to you and before asking them any questions, take out an oversized rubber stamp that says DENIED and hit their application with it two or three times. then, ask them what they do for a living.
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HAY CRAM LET'S TAKE OUR LOVERS FOR DOUBLE DATES OKAY?
EXTREE EXTREE
READ ALL ABOUT IT
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hey darth cupcake
can your nickname here be D Cup?
That would be fabulous :D
-DC
Has small boobies but enjoys living in denial
More fucking around with PD poster avatars.
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That is so full of win that I just pissed blood.
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I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.
This just in: Scrid back from vacation on Monday.
In other news:
Contractors working on Astral Pillar Renovation project have gone on strike. Spokesman for the Union Of Alternate Realities Maintenance Workers stated: "Until Mol settles his overdue accounts, we are unable to continue working."
A source close to SSOOKNTV , who wished to remain anonymous, said:
"There's just no way we can keep up with the demand. The pillars are riddled with HIMEOBS. Basically we're just firefighting, but I expect that the level of damage will eventually exceed our ability to patch it up. Personally, I think the whole thing should be torn down..."
Meanwhile: Rumours that a beaver army is amassing in New England have, so far, proven unfounded.
Coming up after the break: Our special report. Is excessive sex damaging our ability to use public transport?
I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.
Hi guys im new here my name is professor cramulus. I got into discordia after reading the principia written on a bathroom stall. In a moment of shitting satori I experienced the entire universe hitting the water and then flushed it all away hail eris
You're the only one still trying to cram your pathetic, little cock into my asshole.
ok but what do you want?
the collective vagina seems to be full of sand
GO FUCK YOURSELF
YOU FIRST
You know what? I've had enough. It's been great pd, but I'm gone.
ok i'm back
I thought Forrest Gump was the funniest movie ever made.
Especially when Ginny dies from AIDS.
No one else in the theater seemed to share my sentiment.
:lulz:
OH SNAP
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ON!
GET IT?!
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SNAP-ON!?!?!
THEY MAKE TOOLS!
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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A JOKE!!!
TTM: Quoting himself cause only he thinks he is win.
(Still luff yuo tho :kiss: )
i'm always one hour ahead of teh scottish
And always 6 drinks behind.
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i'm always one hour ahead of teh scottishAnd always 6 drinks behind.
ITT:
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I wonder if it would come out looking like a cheeto.
Who cares? I'd be dead. She'd have to figure out how to get 250 pounds of old dead beef out of her coochie.
TGRR,
Doesn't care.
I quit the thing half-way through. I think that sums up my politics.Chopra might be my new political advisor.
Prove it.
no no no, the anus of proof is on yuo
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Is it me, or are those ribbons are being tossed around too liberally?
:potd:
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No, they are obviously bombs. Even bumper stickers are bombs. The fact that they say "This is not a bomb" is really just a ploy.
"Sir, may I roll a joint for your horse? I do not believe it is high enough."
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:potd:
there.
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:potd:
there.
THE SCROLL OF BUDDHA'S GHOST PENIS COMMANDS YUO!
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yoinked.
when are we ITTing a buddhist forum? :evil:
about 3/4 of the way down, someone needs to shop in something bizarre. just to see if anyone notices.
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
http://lssclan.com/buttplugs.swf
WAFFLES
WAFFLES
Meta humour is fail.
without metahumor the internet would not exist.
I must have missed that memo.
it was pinned to the fourth wall.
:rimshot:
hehehe "scroll"
that's funny cause you need to scroll to get past it
get it
:rimshot:
(i'm trying to help, here)
(edit: o never mind i see we're on the next page already)
hehehe "scroll"
that's funny cause you need to scroll to get past it
get it
:rimshot:
(i'm trying to help, here)
(edit: o never mind i see we're on the next page already)
Leave it alone, it's Dead, can't you Sea that?
Wow. That sacred chao is pretty swote. Good job.
Wow. That sacred chao is pretty swote. Good job.
Why TY.
Well, it is a little different. Someone suggested shopping something in there so I did.
Your just mad cause MSPaint don't got shit on the GIMP.
HEY THESE ARE NOT BEST POSTS OF THE DAY!!1
No problem. I will keep in mind that you have a shitty browser @ work.:potd:
thanks rza
Well, it is a little different. Someone suggested shopping something in there so I did.
Your just mad cause MSPaint don't got shit on the GIMP.
STFU, Photoshop is superior to your knockoff ass. Now leave my man Cram and his WOMP posse alone or face my .PSD impalement!
JESUS WAS A ZIONIST AGENT! CHRISTIANITY IS A JEWISH PLOT!
/me would admit in this thread that hes done a fair bit of mmf and has had his fair share of ffm. But no one would believe him anyway.
Liar.
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What is that?
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I was walking around in Boston the other week shouting into my phone (which was off) "Get the cat out of the microwave. GET THE FUCKING CAT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE. Of course it's meowing, it doesn't like being in a fucking microwave! TELL THE UPS MAN TO SHUT UP, UNPLUG THE MICROWAVE AND WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME. JESUS." *click* I got some confused looks. I got some disgusted looks. I got some downright horrified looks. Did I accomplish some great Discordian goal? Yes: I got lots of lulz.
oh yeah and everybody was illuminated
ATTN: HOMELESS MAN JACKING OFF IN THE PARK
ANAL?
whatever, I was in a stabratory mood when I started this thread.
you suckers are gonna get STABBED
STABBED BAD
WIT A KNIFE
*hides Squeek from EVIL STABBING CRAM behind a conveniently located huge surprised banana*
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/sadbanana.gif) (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/squeek.jpg) -- (sssh i has invisibiels)
We don't just eat the menu....we fuck it too.
QuoteI have lived for seventeen years on this planet we call Earth, however i only consider myself one year old.
He isn't a vampire. He's a cicada.
NOBODY MOVES!
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THIS IS A THROBBERY!
My mom likes Sepultura.
Srsly.
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FUCK YOU, MY MOM LOST HER MIDDLE FINGER FLIPPING OFF A LAWNMOWER!
"gravy of the gods" ??? :lol:
1) cut a tender piece of young god neck/shoulder
2) rub with salt and pepper, let simmer for half an hour
3) feed the god-shoulder to your cat (who will now acquire the ability to speak)
4) add stock, spices
5) let simmer until thick
(uhh or something like that i usually use a package to make gravy)
God gravy!?
Wasn't that what Mary was impregnated wiff?
lucky for the Rev, I will be busy moving all day tomorrow.
if any of the rest of you should be so foolish as to contact the eldritch gawds of the interslums, I will hitch-hike to your mom's basement, remove your (completely vestigial) testicles, coat them in clear hard plastic resin, cut facets in them, polish them, paint numbers on them, and give them to the biggest D&D nerd I know to be his lucky THAC0 dice.
and nobody wants that.
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<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
<Snausages> And the bartender says,
<Snausages> "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
<Myke> That struck a chord.
<Snausages> Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
<Myke> But they're key to my humour.
<Myke> And very noteworthy.
Greetings miserable forumites. I bring you additional misery today.
BEHOLD AND DESPAIR (http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=226551) as my Pterodactyls have sex with a nubile blonde
YEA, (http://www.pornotube.com/channels.php?channelId=63&m=1126095)They seem to be having a good time
more cause for despair (http://fuckedupshit.pornaccess.com)
BIKAW! BIKAAAAAW!
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Yours Truly,
PTERODACTYL HANDLER X
"I've got lead in my pants, and lead in my hands.
Which do you want to gamble on motherfucker?"
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This is what we'd be doing every Sunday if the Germans had won WWII.
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Racism Fuck yeah!
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Who shot the deputy?
Bob Marley.
He was too eager to take out "The Man" and shot both the Sheriff AND the Deputy, though he later lied about it.
Eric Clapton watched.
Bullshit may make the flowers grow, but a crock of your own shit will give everyone else e.coli.
Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane
Fucking Pterodactyls everywhere = The only possible sequel to Snakes On A Plane
A filk
Sung to the tune of "Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI))
"The Gayest Wango Tango"
I ache for the touch of your Rods, Dear,
As they fly, out of space, from the Gods, Dear.
Cock and Repost
‘Till sanity’s Toast
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
Let your reply be a flame, not an ember,
And my argument, logically dismember
It’s like you’ve blackend my eye,
As you set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
I entered the login command
Before you my words stand,
Your balls are in my hand... Ecch!
Be touching do they be?
My libido it retreats
When you post your savage meats,
As you inform me of your feats
Of Sodomyyyyyyyyyy
That pic of your wood, it wasn’t mahogany,
And My mind is such metrosexual agony.
My Pie it is on fire
Yet no cake do I desire
Which is why I may expire
When we tango.
I put the link in between
Those brackets, Love,
But missed, you say I fail internets, Love,
As shame renders me numb.
The picutred rose
That you posted in your teeth, Love,
With the thorns underneath, Love,
Sticking into your gums.
Your avatar cast a spell that bewitches.
Those girls must need at least twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Gayest Wango Tango.
Violate my brain,
that WOMP made me scream with pain,
Then paste my face once again on a boobie
And say I am a noobie.
I know all too well
No one here treats me too swell
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart
Excuse me!
The way my thread was rolled over
Keep my posting from getting any bolder.
Fracturing my mind,
Till Win and lail can be mine,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
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PADDLE FASTER! I HEAR THETANS!
Sometimes I just want to firebomb the entire east coast.
i admire your restraint.
Everything causes cancer given enough lab tests.
Science causes cancer given enough lab tests.
fixed!
Cancer causes science given enough lab tests.
fixed!
Double fix!
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Pterodactyl - the only way to fly.
this thread makes me feel all warm and runny inside.
:banana:
I pissed on my neighbor's car
They got really angry at me
I told them it used too much gas
Then I got arrested for disorderly conduct
So I set their house on fire
And shot them in the face
With a chicken cannon
Spraying chicken and people gibs everywhere
It was horrible
I feel bad now
But now I feel better
Because I wrote a poem
http://personales.com/uruguay/montevideo/pueblosweb/America/SUDAMERICA/uruban.htmhttp://go.hrw.com/atlas/span_htm/uruguay.htm
you are so dumb you are going to tell me were i live now?
URUGUAY is in southamerica between argentina and brasil
get an atlas... please
SOMEBODY HAS TO TELL YUO, OPIE. CHEF HAS SEEN A RISK BOARD. THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN ARGENTINA AND BRAZIL.
YUO WANT TO STEP, OPIE?
14TH AND MINNA, BITCH! BRING A BAGGIE FOR YOUR TEEF!
CHEF DIESEL,
THINKS YUO SHOULD THINK OF YOUR POOR MAMA BEFORE YUO STEP.
PHOTOSHOP.
OPIE, PLEASE.
CHEF 98 OCTANE,
KNOAS.
http://www.rau.edu.uy/uruguay/generalidades/Uy.mapa.htm
http://worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/samerica/uy.htm
http://www.e-lecciones.net/atlas/uruguay/index.php
http://www.infoplease.com/atlas/country/uruguay.html
and if you stit think uruguay is nex to monaco..
http://www.google.com.uy/search?hl=es&q=uruguay+atlas&meta=
YUO EXPECT CHEF TO BELIEVE LINKS MADE BY A BUNCH OF RABBIBLANCOS?
OPIE PLEASE.
URUGUAY IS RIGHT NEXT TO MONACO IN YOUROPE. ITS CAPITAL IS PARAGUAY. ITS PRESIDENT IS HUGO CHAVEZ. IT HAD A CIVIL WAR BACK IN 1946 AND WAS TAKEN OVER BY JUAN PERON AND MADONNA. ITS CHIEF EXPORT IS BAD BASEBALL PLAYERS. THA NATIONAL SPORTS ARE WIFE BEATING AND POVERTY.
CHEF DIESEL,
KNOAS MORE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY THAN YUO DO, OPIE.
Question: why the sudden obssession with my ass. Seriously :sad:
It's fucking up the tides.
This thread is like a meat grinder disguised as a fleshlight.
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And the latest piece in the LMNO collection is entitled: Lights Out At Boarding School
It's an installation.
To be fair, they are Welsh, and so probably only doing it to get back at England about something. Or the guys were trying to sell good looking sheep to foreigners etc...
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:|And the latest piece in the LMNO collection is entitled: Lights Out At Boarding SchoolIt's an installation.
Some pearls of wisdom from a MySpace Discordian:Quotethere is neither order, nor disorder
there is neither thee, nor me
Just this great nothingness
That we perceive as everythingness
And divide into this-ness & that-ness
ea. 0 = 1 = 2 = infinite
Did somebody say Space Discordian!?
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Funny how this caught on and 'Talk Like A Stroke Victim Day' didn't.
needs moar spanish pron.
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Funny how this caught on and 'Talk Like A Stroke Victim Day' didn't.
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
Could someone please show this to ECH?
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This guy should be given the congressional medal of honor.
This guy should be given the congressional medal of honor.
:potd:
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GET OFF OF ME.
GET OUT OF MY WINDOWS.
STOP CRAWLING IN MY HAIR.
I'M NO FOOL. I KNOW JUST WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE UP TO, YOU PIG TRAITORS. I'M ARMED, YOU SILLY BASTARDS. I SWEAT SYPHILIS. KEEP YOUR FUCKING DISTANCE.
THAT IS ALL.
TGRR,
IS YOUR GOD.
I was busking in Kensington Market in Toronto (playing harmonica), when some guy took my picture from across the street. I flagged him down and gave him my email address so he could send it to me, and while he was there he took a few more photos and a video of me and my new chain.
I've been dancing for awhile now, but I only just first started practicing with chains a week or two prior to the video being taken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ghfCZgLWI
Repotd, but still funny.
ROGER, YOUR HATESHIT IS JUST LIKE HEAVEN
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Repotd, but still funny.
I LIEK TO FUCK JARS OF PEANUTBUTTER!
GRASSSSSSS!
:argh!: :fnord:
right handed path left handed path
:lulz:
lulz handed path
"Mind if I rape you?"
Yeah, I've gotten used to that vibe now. PD.com has made me an antisocial bitch and my Florida friends have noticed it.
"Wow, I remember you talking a lot more."
"Shut the fuck up."
"...and swearing a lot less too."
Fixt. At least, thats how it worked for me.
OMG Luwak coffee!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak)Is there any greater way to be like a Victorian-era aristocrat than by drinking expensive weasel-poop coffee?Apparently buggering small boys works just as well without inflicting unnecessary cruelty upon the weasels
it's like the Dalai Lama
The soul of retard, moving from a departing poster to an arriving one?
o in that case you might have already seen me jumping around in my fur suit, along with my furry friends.
Maybe you where the one who wanted to join but got rejected.
Hey, there's some hot furry chicks in this vid:
www.2girls1cup.com
Fuck blind people
SURPRISE!
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE...MAY KILL YOUR CHILDREN!
DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
DO YOU HAVE A WASHING MACHINE?
WELL YOU BETTER TUNE IN AT 9PM, BECAUSE WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE, COULD END UP KILLING YOUR CHILDREN!
And this is CNN and the time is 9pm. Don't put your kids in a washing machine. Now, onto the days news....
EVERY POST I EVER MADE!Day
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE...MAY KILL YOUR CHILDREN!
DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
DO YOU HAVE A WASHING MACHINE?
WELL YOU BETTER TUNE IN AT 9PM, BECAUSE WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR WASHING MACHINE, COULD END UP KILLING YOUR CHILDREN!
And this is CNN and the time is 9pm. Don't put your kids in a washing machine. Now, onto the days news....
If the PD was translated into Italian it could be reduced to two words:
LOL SPAGHETTI
:lulz:If the PD was translated into Italian it could be reduced to two words:
LOL SPAGHETTI
LMNO bitches about fail and the haiku thread closes.
Hitler bitches about the Treaty of Versailles and the Jews get slaughtered.
They are the exact same thing.
Not figuratively.
Literally.
Oh, no.
I have something special in mind for you lobster-fucking degenerates.
butter?
The purity of this forum is threatened by a menace. This menace comes from without. Bowing to the forces of political correctness the owner of this forum has allowed emo kids to set their sights on here. They say they only wish to watch and spy. But if history teaches us anything, it teaches us that their sort, the new, once established becomes endemic. They will breed with our women, take our jokes and reduce the purity of our fora.
Our culture is ancient and it has been the same since this forum began. The same people, the same jokes. We have no need for the new. The new will take from us and make us weak. We do not need the news jokes we have our own jokes. Powerful jokes. Ancient traditional jokes. These new can not be assimilated. There is only one solution to the problem of the new.
We must treat the new like the vermin they are. We must drive them from our forum THERE IS NO PLACE FOR THE NEW AMONG US. And then when we have cleansed our homeland we must follow the new to theirs. They must be made to live by our ways or be eliminated, they will laugh at our five jokes or they will die. The new will submit or be removed from history.
ONE FORUM, ONE PEOPLE, FIVE JOKES.
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!
WITH HERPIES!
O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?
GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!
WITH HERPIES!
O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?
GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
FACT: I WRECK VAGINAS!
WITH HERPIES!
O SRY, WUZ TAHT UR CERVOX?
GIGGLES,
ISN'T REALLY SRY.
Mooselim? :lulz:
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Jihad out of m'hat!"
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:hashishim:
phantomjoe77 (10:03:36 PM): whatre you doing on PD?
Jessyelly90 (10:03:56 PM): looking at stuff?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:06 PM): dont do that
phantomjoe77 (10:04:09 PM): its a cult
Jessyelly90 (10:04:17 PM): how so?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:19 PM): theyll kill you
Jessyelly90 (10:04:24 PM): really
phantomjoe77 (10:04:28 PM): yeah
phantomjoe77 (10:04:31 PM): to death
Jessyelly90 (10:04:42 PM): thats usually how people get killed...
phantomjoe77 (10:05:05 PM): just sayin'....
phantomjoe77 (10:05:10 PM): they're evil
Jessyelly90 (10:05:15 PM): what are YOU doing on it?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:26 PM): how are they evil?
phantomjoe77 (10:05:37 PM): It's an evil cult
phantomjoe77 (10:05:43 PM): they don't love Jesus
Jessyelly90 (10:05:48 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:05:52 PM): and?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:57 PM): your point is...?
phantomjoe77 (10:06:05 PM): that's evil
phantomjoe77 (10:06:12 PM): Jesus is lord
Jessyelly90 (10:06:13 PM): i guess im evil then
phantomjoe77 (10:07:08 PM): PD.com people are murders and sinners
Jessyelly90 (10:07:21 PM): how?
phantomjoe77 (10:08:29 PM): they worship false Gods....
Jessyelly90 (10:08:54 PM): like who?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:17 PM): Eris is the goddess of abortion
Jessyelly90 (10:09:38 PM): your a super christian arent you/
Jessyelly90 (10:09:42 PM): ?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:59 PM): I am
Jessyelly90 (10:10:17 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:10:23 PM): im not
phantomjoe77 (10:10:25 PM): Jesus is great...
Jessyelly90 (10:10:25 PM): at all
phantomjoe77 (10:10:30 PM): WHAT???????
Jessyelly90 (10:10:41 PM): im one of those false god worshippers you just called evil
Jessyelly90 (10:10:50 PM): =^.^=
phantomjoe77 (10:10:54 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
phantomjoe77 (10:11:08 PM): ARE YOU CHARGIN YOR LAZERS!!!!!11???@@@
phantomjoe77 (10:03:36 PM): whatre you doing on PD?
Jessyelly90 (10:03:56 PM): looking at stuff?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:06 PM): dont do that
phantomjoe77 (10:04:09 PM): its a cult
Jessyelly90 (10:04:17 PM): how so?
phantomjoe77 (10:04:19 PM): theyll kill you
Jessyelly90 (10:04:24 PM): really
phantomjoe77 (10:04:28 PM): yeah
phantomjoe77 (10:04:31 PM): to death
Jessyelly90 (10:04:42 PM): thats usually how people get killed...
phantomjoe77 (10:05:05 PM): just sayin'....
phantomjoe77 (10:05:10 PM): they're evil
Jessyelly90 (10:05:15 PM): what are YOU doing on it?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:26 PM): how are they evil?
phantomjoe77 (10:05:37 PM): It's an evil cult
phantomjoe77 (10:05:43 PM): they don't love Jesus
Jessyelly90 (10:05:48 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:05:52 PM): and?
Jessyelly90 (10:05:57 PM): your point is...?
phantomjoe77 (10:06:05 PM): that's evil
phantomjoe77 (10:06:12 PM): Jesus is lord
Jessyelly90 (10:06:13 PM): i guess im evil then
phantomjoe77 (10:07:08 PM): PD.com people are murders and sinners
Jessyelly90 (10:07:21 PM): how?
phantomjoe77 (10:08:29 PM): they worship false Gods....
Jessyelly90 (10:08:54 PM): like who?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:17 PM): Eris is the goddess of abortion
Jessyelly90 (10:09:38 PM): your a super christian arent you/
Jessyelly90 (10:09:42 PM): ?
phantomjoe77 (10:09:59 PM): I am
Jessyelly90 (10:10:17 PM): .....
Jessyelly90 (10:10:23 PM): im not
phantomjoe77 (10:10:25 PM): Jesus is great...
Jessyelly90 (10:10:25 PM): at all
phantomjoe77 (10:10:30 PM): WHAT???????
Jessyelly90 (10:10:41 PM): im one of those false god worshippers you just called evil
Jessyelly90 (10:10:50 PM): =^.^=
phantomjoe77 (10:10:54 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
phantomjoe77 (10:11:08 PM): ARE YOU CHARGIN YOR LAZERS!!!!!11???@@@
Consider it an extemely personalized welcome.
I'm friendly like that.
note taken
note taken
Now the healing can begin....
Izzo: Still our finest connoisseur of basic chat trolling.
Thanks for the props, blood.
note taken
Now the healing can begin....
what kind of healing?
note taken
Now the healing can begin....
what kind of healing?
The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.
We don't hold with any science nonsense.
note taken
Now the healing can begin....
what kind of healing?
The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.
We don't hold with any science nonsense.
that sounds fun.......
note taken
Now the healing can begin....
what kind of healing?
The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.
We don't hold with any science nonsense.
that sounds fun.......
HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS FUN,
ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD???!!!
note taken
Now the healing can begin....
what kind of healing?
The kind where it looks like the healer is having a spastic fit, but its really just THE POWER OF JEBUS flowing through him.
We don't hold with any science nonsense.
that sounds fun.......
HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS FUN,
ESPECIALLY IN THIS POST 9-11 WORLD???!!!
uhh,
because sarcasm is your friend??
...............
you know the feeling
two grown men ripping out your
rectum with bare hands?
NT: two buttcheeks, one says to the other: love will tear us apart. again.
The Joy Division
Never did see THIS coming
But shot in the dark
NT: Musical blasphemy
I snapped a pic, but can't access it 'cause I'm at work. There was this old dude in the bathroom who definitely heard the shutter sound of my camera-phone go off in my stall. I wonder what he thought was happening.
THIS GAME RULES
isn't cone an barbarian?
America is like one big frat party where everyone gets there with dreams of whiskey and pussy, but everyone ends up drinking shitty keg beer, getting cockblocked all night, and going home alone to jerk off in their sock.
I ate too much corn.
:(
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ATTN: CHAOS MAGICKIANS: HIMEOBS NEEDS YUO FOR A SUICIDE MISSION!
PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST 20 STORY BUILDING...
...AND JUMP OFF!
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:potd:
"Cone Cock" is funny. Not catchy, but funny. Oddly shaped genitalia is inherently funny.
Genitalia in general is funny!
Every time I hook up with a dude, even through long term relationships where I've seen it a zillion times before, there is always that quiet little voice in the back of my mind as I reach for the fly, whispering to me, "Will this be it? Will this be the time when you burst out laughing?"
Oh I have that t-shirt. Seriously, it's best to turn it into a choking, gagging cough. Otherwise it can get really ugly!
I can think of a very easy way to achieve this.
suddenly, catgirls.
raining from the sky.
Thousands of them.
HAY GUYZ HERE'S ONE I WROTE MYSELF:
It was a beautiful day at Hogwarts, Harry had been skipping nude through the grounds when suddenly, in a flash of silvery-white light, a militant lesbian appeared, clad in supple leather, riding a horse of sinewy beauty.
"I am Xena, Amazon warrior princess. I demand you take me to your queen, pitiful man-thing!"
Harry had been taken aback by her powerful beauty, the way she clutched that menacing sword, they way her dark her fell like the twilight upon an unbroken sea.
"Why, we don't have no queen" said Harry.
"Then show me where I can get naked" she said, in a voice like a bullwhip.
"Oh, in the dining hall would be nice-"
Suddenly, Harry was cut off be the clash of castle thunder.
Xena's animal instincts kicked in, eyes flashed, and a brief, pleasureable smile crossed her face.
The skies darkened to a blood red, the sun became snuffed, the THUNDEROUS THUNDER clashed, and a larger than life orb of pure hate came careening out of the heavens.
"OH NOES!" shouted Harry "IT'S THE DEATH STAR!"
With a nuclear crash, the Death Star smashed into Xena's vah-jay-jay, her thighs desperately clutched around the mile-wide artificial moon. The energy burst consumed her in a flash of intense nuclear radiation, a baptism of light. Struggling against the fallen satellite she groaned.
The light was swallowed by the eternal dark miasma of her vah-jay-jay
"Looks like I'll be keeping that" Xena said.
The entry hatch of the wreck opened out from Xena's vagina, a hissing pneumatic hiss of steam became audible.
A figure rose, clad in black plastic armor.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIT!! OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!" it screamed, disrobing frantically as it ran towards Harry. Piece by piece, his pale yet alluring physique appeared. Finally, naked from the waste down, he cast of his helmet. It was suspended in the air for a perfect moment, a moment of pure and sensual clarity.
The helmet spun through the air, and like a prayinfg mantis Xena caught it in her powerful Viking thighs.
"Looks like I'll be hanging on to that too" she said, and she licked her lips.
The figure continued running at Harry.
Harry's eyes widened.
The figure smashed into Harry, sending pleasurable signals throughout every nerve in his body.
"I am Darth Vader. Harry, I am your...Daddy."
"OH DADDY!" screamed Harry, in a mix of pain and pleasure.
Darth Vader had plunged himself into Harry's supple cornhole, rising and falling, rising, and falling.
Xena dove into the tangle of legs and pale doughy flesh, her tight leather bustier burst like a ripe melon. Her breasts, like two perfect harvest moons jiggled.
"OH HARRY!" She moaned, as Harry plunged his wand into her, with Darth Vader simultaneously assaulting his ass. Darth Vader licked Harry's ear and whispered something dirty. Xena shifted position, like a wild octopus, her legs splayed into the air. The threesome tumble passionately on the grass, naked and sweating and panting. Faster, and faster, they were consumed by their lust.
In the midst of their carnal orgy, a single ball of white light manifested. The world of sensual pleasures faded away, the ball of white light grew. Within it: a single lotus, a universe. The dimensions collapsed; the rhythms of existence were the rhythms of their thighs, their throbbing. The ball of light expanded, to consume the world, and everything became the purest white. A still moment of silence, a moment of satori. A moment of enlightened orgasm.
For the briefest moment,
everything was the Buddha.
Fin.
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HUH? OH MY GOD! WHAT DID SHE EAT!??
This thread is failballs skeeting failure on everything around it like some sort of AIDS sprinkler on a lawn full of anuses and vaginas with open sores or anime.
Sexuality is funny.
It makes squishy noises! :lol:
This thread is failballs skeeting failure on everything around it like some sort of AIDS sprinkler on a lawn full of anuses and vaginas with open sores or anime.
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Not so much cheery, as glad to not be suffering as much as I was a couple of days ago! Gosh it's great to be able to swallow! I just spent a few days face-down in bed with a towel under my face so I could just let the drool run out. I'm just relieved to be upright again, reclaiming a tiny bit of dignity.
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa.! :lol:
Did you know if you remember a music track essentially that is an electronic representation of the track that is being "read" inside of your brain? And you can do it with tracks you haven't even paid for! This is an outrage, what are the RIAA doing about people who remember tracks that they have not legally got permission to own?
we're a veritable noobatorium.
When life gives you lemonparty, make manade.
Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Quote from: from elsewhereHeh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Quote from: from elsewhereHeh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Quote from: from elsewhereHeh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Quote from: from elsewhereHeh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
please tell me this is satire.
12 million people watched american gladiators last night
can we have the 12 million people hitler killed in the holocaust back and kill these idiots instead?
Quote from: from elsewhereHeh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Its a troll post from a really cool guy.Quote from: from elsewhereHeh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Jesus.
Link?
Its a troll post from a really cool guy.Quote from: from elsewhereHeh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
Jesus.
Link?
Tool is not metal god damn it.Quote from: from elsewhereHeh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
http://arnolddebate.ytmnd.com/
EXAMPLE: 2PAC "INSUFFICIENT REFLEXES" SHAKUR.
GO!
http://www.enlightenmentcard.com/
I give up... seriously, it's all over.
You've got that backwards. It's because of stalagmite porn that I am a bad person.
Stalagmites don't kill people.
Stalactites do.
i listened to iron maiden one time and i thought it was gonna be really hard and stuff because of all the skulls and such, but it wasn't.
PWN Thyself
That Mime's so Goth, he's forever trapped in a box.
A box of darkness.
Tool is not metal god damn it.Quote from: from elsewhereHeh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.
What is the Discordian Idea/Ideal/Idiosynchracy of APOCALYPSE?
Once you "join" this faggoty "religion" you die inside.
That's the Apocalypse.
THIS RHINOVIRUS SUCKS LARGE AMOUNTS OF TRUCK BALLS
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anyone wearing cat ears should immediatly brought to the humane society be put to sleep.
"In the past, fathers were 90-foot robots made of cellophane and kippers"
FUCK YOU!!! MY MOM WAS AN OUTSPOKEN, CANTANKEROUS ASSHOLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE NEW FRIENDS. SHE DIED OF INTERRUPTING CONVERSATIONS AND CHANGING THE TOPIC TO SOMETHING THAT CAUSED PEOPLE TO ARGUE!!!
Your mum was Benzair Bhutto?
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FUCK YOU!!! MY MOM WAS AN OUTSPOKEN, CANTANKEROUS ASSHOLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE NEW FRIENDS. SHE DIED OF INTERRUPTING CONVERSATIONS AND CHANGING THE TOPIC TO SOMETHING THAT CAUSED PEOPLE TO ARGUE!!!Your mum was Benzair Bhutto?
Hey, I'm new to this forum, though I've been reading regularly it for a couple days now and every now and then for maybe a month and a half. I've tried to get a decent feel of what the tone and expectations of this forum are (I've gotten the whole "don't post random bullshit because you think being random makes you more Discordian" thing), but if I do slip into n00bishness, don't hesitate to correct my errors (not that it seems like any of you would anyway). I'll probably be doing a lot more lurking than actual posting, at least for a little while (combination of getting to know the ropes better and insane workload in school).
Welcome,
And it is fortunate you didn't call yourself The Space Doc.
GUYS, THE INTERNETS ARE NOT ASSISTING OUR LADY OF DISCORD, HILLARY CLINTON, ACHIEVE MAXIMUM LULZ AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. She is falling far behind in polls and funds. She is breaking down emotionally almost twice a month. Her mascara is running. She has been making crazy talk about getting a boob job. She has been having sex with Bill again. EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR HER. This election season should be a time for America to HEAL, but nobody will let Nurse Clinton take care of our country.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP HILLARY. Her campaign is accepting DONATIONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES at this address:
Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965
She is accepting money, but it may be too late for that. DISCOFLUX.COM ENCOURAGES YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS INSTEAD:
- Socks
- Canned food
- Kleenex (generic preferred)
- Tiny violins
- Paper airplanes made from Hillary Clinton campaign fliers
- Matchbox cars
- Cleaning supplies
- RAZORBLADES
- Condolence cards
THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT. ACT NOW, OR THE ESTABLISHMENT MIGHT LOSE THIS ELECTION.
STATUS QUO GO!
ATTN: DISCORDIANS: WE ARE NOW ON PAGE 34! RULE 34 ON THIS THREAD NOW! GO! :fap:
GUYS, THE INTERNETS ARE NOT ASSISTING OUR LADY OF DISCORD, HILLARY CLINTON, ACHIEVE MAXIMUM LULZ AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. She is falling far behind in polls and funds. She is breaking down emotionally almost twice a month. Her mascara is running. She has been making crazy talk about getting a boob job. She has been having sex with Bill again. EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR HER. This election season should be a time for America to HEAL, but nobody will let Nurse Clinton take care of our country.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP HILLARY. Her campaign is accepting DONATIONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES at this address:
Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965
She is accepting money, but it may be too late for that. DISCOFLUX.COM ENCOURAGES YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS INSTEAD:
- Socks
- Canned food
- Kleenex (generic preferred)
- Tiny violins
- Paper airplanes made from Hillary Clinton campaign fliers
- Matchbox cars
- Cleaning supplies
- RAZORBLADES
- Condolence cards
THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT. ACT NOW, OR THE ESTABLISHMENT MIGHT LOSE THIS ELECTION.
STATUS QUO GO!
too bad he can't pray the gay away:potd:
Big shops make me feel autistic.
I think our foreign policy would be vastly improved if suddenly all business was conducted in soprano.
ITT you admit to doing something you consider 'discordian' in nature, that actually accomplished something useful in your pathetic existence.
I once posted on a discordian forum and they all united under a common purpose.
Food preservation IS emblaming, if you think about it.
Unless you're buying green vegetables, active cultures, or pulsating meat.
You just described a typical saturday night.
This next one is for Eve:
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Ah, a foto of my namesake. That's how my parents met, you know.
They met during the Spanish Inquisition's trip to Haiti?
AH FUCKING HELL, GOATS
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SIHT
*SHITS IN HIS COFFEE*
In my day, everybody had to get along with everybody because we were still compressed into a quantum singularity!\
:argh!:
*RING*
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*RING*
Hello.
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Troll?
"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"
is that your proposal?
:lol:
He won't end a sentence with a proposition.
He'll just end it with a flagrant, slimy come-on, or a straightforward demand!
THE DISCORDIANS MOCKED GOD, SO HE PUNISHED THEM BY MAKING THEM ALL EMO KIDS, YOU SEE
THESE ARE ALL THE CORRECT ANSWER
I ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED, "YES, IMPREACH BUSH AND LET DICK CHENEY BE PRESIDENT, BRILLAINT IDEA"
i just did cram already
:fap:
:postpics:
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PERVERTS :cry:
If we allowed the cows to wander freely, puppies with a death wish would naturally make their way to psychopathic marines (via osmosis), curing world hunger.
Or something.
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY
It misses Cramulus.
I wanted to point out that for some reason, we got Wilford Brimley:
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Wilford Brimley is a Scientologist?!?!?!
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Diabeetusnetics.
THIS THREAD GIVES ME THE UH OH FEELING
I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT
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ITT I grant the government the special power of spontaneous combustion
and I'll throw in incontinence for extra lulz
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John the puppy waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were US Marines in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other dogs were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a puppy for fourteen months. When he was young he watched the soldiers base and he said to dad "I want to go on the base daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY US MARINES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dusty heat of Iraq he knew there were soldiers.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "We got another of those rabies infected dustmops"
So John charged the US Marines.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Marine.
"I will throw him off the cliff" said the Marine and he picked him up by the scruff of the neck. John growled and fought and scratched and not able to kill, as he was thrown off the cliff.
"No! I must kill the Marines" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Marines"
And then John was a zombie.
(http://www.rushcounty.org/postrockmuseum/prpost.jpg)I don't get it?
Shuddap you Mutton-Chopped Codger!!!
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STFU and answer the question goddamnitQuoteWho's the chick with the tits?
Another girl from the sketch troupe.
Yes, she's legal, no, she doesn't live anywhere near any of you, no, she's not single.
Any further questions? :p
ANAL?
The Scrid is everyone's friend!
Unless, of course, you have a problem with booze. And if you have a problem with booze, you have no place in this world!
...aaaand the shit continues to flow downhill.
OSHIT I LEFT MY FAN DOWNHILL
I love to fnord things.
i like to poke at bloated roadkill with a stick till it tears a hole and all the maggots spill out.
wutsyer point?
i like to poke at bloated roadkill with a stick till it tears a hole and all the maggots spill out...
...and then I make sweet sweet love to it because there's nothing hotter than maggot infested woundsex.
Hairless cats look like vaginas turned inside-out, but with legs and eyes.
Fuck all Nigel. You just raped my brain.
Opportunity for Roger.
Listen, shit for brains, people are ALWAYS an "opportunity for Roger". Everyone. Everywhere. Not just when they're all whiny and emo and full of excuses, but ALWAYS. Why? Because I hate you.
You haven't done anything in particular to deserve that hate, but I hate you anyway. I'm like Jesus, only bitter, vindictive, and hateful.
So understand this: I am not hating on you because you are an emo whiner, but because you are a fucking hairless ape. I do not wait until people are down to kick them, it just SEEMS that way because my boot looks bigger when you're lying on your back in the figurative gutter, whining about how rough life is, while doing things to ensure that it gets worse ("Hi, I'm broke! I'm gonna go out and buy alcohol!").
I got your "light-hearted", pal. Well, I HAD it, but I KILLED it. I killed it with the poisonous bile that dribbles out of my mouth, and the XDR syphilis that leaks from my very pores. Then I fucking buried it in the sandbox of the local schoolyard, just to teach the little bastards what's what, come next recess.
Or kill me.
I must have missed when they repealed the patriot act that allowed the president to declare martial law and retain power under just about any emergency situation, but they're not teaching that to first graders.
Sorry you don't find this funny, in a really sad lets have some nice music while the ship sinks sort of way, but someone else might.
Just trying to comiserate.
Bush/Cheney 08 isn't funny, under any circumstances. Bush/Cheney is a foul stinking bowel evacuation that you just want to flush away and not ever, ever see again. They don't even warrant satirical bumper stickers at this point.
Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start. The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled. There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db. Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor. The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits. If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. You actually feel bad for the toilet after this. All the while TGRR sings Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges. The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as TGRR wipes with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as he swats the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare election year experiences.
Also we are insulating ourselves with each other, which sounds a little orgiastic to me.
Did I just get laid?
[Mein Kampf is] really, really, REALLY fucking boring. Imagine the whiniest Livejournal ever, and add Jews, then set it in the 1920s and 30s. That is Mein Kampf.
Your mind is rebelling at your bog-awful existence. You need chemicals! Illegal ones! And illicit sex!
yep, down here in teh swarmp yew can swett bukkits even on a kewl day
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As much as I like Heinlein, I would like fucking him in the ass even more.
Nothing amazing really. Everyone wants a moustache.
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Look at that glorious spag.
If that fat guy is fucking that princess, there's hope for me yet.
LMNO
-desperately wants to fuck a fat plumber.
What this thread has taught me:
In March 2003 I watched as our government sat by and let the Bush administration send our country down a bad path. Like hundreds of millions of Americans around me, I did not support the war, so naturally I was disgusted to see the majority of congress do nothing, and then vote for things that would enhance the war.
It was almost unforgivable.
But a few days ago, I found I was wrong about the nature of decision making. I voted yes to Slashfic on the PD. I thought it would be funnay. I thought it would be cute. I thought wrong. I didn't have the foresight to get a good view of the consequences of a Slashfic thread, and I chose rashly.
Well, corrupt politicians, I'm sorry. I now understand how lack of understanding can lead to horror.
When the word fluid is put in quotes, I automatically think semen is being secretly talked about.
Unitarian Universalism is religion for people who are smart enough to know better but have decided that the menu tastes OK after all.
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.
Cute dog!
He freaks out when you blow on his face. It's priceless.
Masturbating on pets is a sign of EVIL!
I FART SUNSHINE AND HUGS
AND DANCING COOKIES
AND I AM HERE TO SOLVE
ALL YR EXISTENTIAL CRISES
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super fucking valid worldview ITT
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.
:lulz:
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.
:lulz:
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.
:lulz:
oh my god give it a rest already
Sorry, why was that funny again?Speaking as a mother, because YOU don't get it :lulz: :lulz:
Sorry, why was that funny again?
Like your face.Sorry, why was that funny again?
It wasn't.
Speaking as a mother?See, now all I see in that graph is that Iceland is going to Hell.
:mittens:
:potd:
A better place to leave pr0n would be Iceland.
:lulz:
Pllllbbbttt!
Pllllbbbttt!
:potd:
Like your face.Sorry, why was that funny again?
It wasn't.
Not if I pledge first!Like your face.Sorry, why was that funny again?
It wasn't.
I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
Not if I pledge first!Like your face.Sorry, why was that funny again?
It wasn't.
I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
How about we both pledge at the same time?Not if I pledge first!Like your face.Sorry, why was that funny again?
It wasn't.
I'm about this close to pledging against you, Lys.
O please do!
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.
this must be a sociological experiment or something
reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco
this must be a sociological experiment or something
reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco
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this must be a sociological experiment or something
reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco
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I wish our tax dollars were spent on us, and not on wasting bullets on them.
ATTN: US GOVERNMENT, STOP FEEDING THE TROLL!
They'll never find me under all these babies!
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We know you're under those babies - come out peacefully or we're coming in!
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RRRRAAAAGGGHHH!! You'll never take me alive!
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now i just want to see spiders under little blankets
as if the little blankets were knitted just for them
spider blankies :D
I hear there's pr0n there.ITT Nigel being an unfunny twuntNo, she's not being an unfunny twunt, she's simply speaking as a mother in a legislators office.
the internets must be scratching the bottom of the meme barrel.
the internets must be scratching the bottom of the meme barrel.
I think Payne's minions are keeping them at bay.
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/04/0walldeathblog.jpg)A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.
Okay, you just made the dickhead list.
i felt threatened, what was i supposed to do.
NOTHING, CUZ YOUR HEAD'S TOO FUCKING SMALL.
ah, so I pretty much made the list by default...
I have a small head disability. I am afraid that it is irreversable.
YOUR
HEAD
IS
TOO
FUCKING
SMALL.
Internet of the 90's?
Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.
DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!
FACT: THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
Internet of the 90's?
Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.
DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!
FACT: THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
I'll post youtube links where and when I like.
Spags.
That's rape.
What? Payne isnt BLACK
I'll post youtube links where and when I like.
Spags.
That's rape.
What? Payne isnt BLACK
Internet of the 90's?
Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.
DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!
FACT: THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
i hear if you say Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a mirror 3 times an american baby EXPLODES
Someday he will find Kim Gibler and make her his Salazorian lovefuck.
Someday he will find Kim Gibler and make her his Salazorian lovefuck.
This, to date, is funniest thing I've ever seen written on this forum.
It was a cry-laugh funny.
The books on this era are going to be a GREAT read when they finally come out. The Clinton White House will look like PeeWee's Playhouse in comparison, srsly.
I honestly don't find it that hard to believe that Billy Ray waxes Hannah Montana's va-jay-jay.
Wait- is it illegal for us even to be talking about Miley Cyrus' genitals?
It depends - route a proxy through some country that has 15 as an age of consent, and you're all set.
You mean, like Canada?
THE NORTHLAND IS FULL OF PERVS :eek:
I'MA PACKIN' MAH BAGZ!
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THIS ENDS HERE
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QUIT REPLYING
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NO YOU QUIT REPLYING
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YOU FIRST
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OKAY
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YOU CAN'T SAY OKAY, YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP
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NO U
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:fuckmittens:
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Till Maria gets back and sees you demolished her window plants!
DO YOU THINK I'M HIGH OR SOMETHING? I USED THE NEIGHBOR'S.
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING
THE SIGN SAID "FREE"
THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE HOWEVER MANY I GODDAMNED WANT
THE FUCKING SIGN SAID "FREE TIBET".
PUT THEM FUCKING BACK.
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i totally wanna be that guy.
even hosrie thinks this shit is ghey
:hosrie:
I met my vibrator at Babeland on the Lower East Side in NYC. It was love at first sight. Now, three years later, we're still in a long-term, committed relationship. I couldn't be happier! :D
If you got injured could you charge him with assault and batteries?
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McKinley Yiff?
It just seems contradictory to me to have free-willed planned out for you.
If an omniscient/potent god made you, they made everything you will do, just because they knows the consequences on your actions before they makes you.:argh!:
Omniscient is omniscient! No rolling the dice or closing your eyes. You have no idea how often I get that sort of reasoning when people want to keep free will and their sky jew.
So are you saying that someone who was omniscient wouldn't be able to figure out how to stop being omniscient?
Knowing whether something can be done and actually being able to do it are two different things.
Hence the "Can God create a rock so big he cannot pick it up" paradox.
Exactly.
Also, I understand that it does seem contradictory. That doesn't mean it is contradictory. It just means we can't understand it.
PS: Yes, God can create a rock so big he can't pick it up. He can also pick it up, though.
Fuck you, that's when.
It's all good. If I was concerned with what The Other thought of my hobbies, I certainly wouldn't count myself amongst Discordians. I can see why some people think LARP sucks, or that I suck for doing it. All I can say to that is :boring:. This is the Strange Times, and everybody is unspeakably weird. No shame there. One might just as validly critique people who post on forums all day, or own guns, or follow women's basketball or whatever.
You.
Quit making good arguments.
Thanks.
I just laughed so hard, I think I shit my pants.
And this is only one service we provide!
It's surprising how many of them involve shit, though.
9/10 People Enjoy Gang Rape
just passed fifty posts
you've all been so kind
if you don't like this poem
you can kiss my behind
just passed fifty posts
so here's how it will be
don't take it to hard
five fnord Eris twenty three
just passed fifty posts
and your sights are on me
so i say it again
five fnord Eris twenty three
just passed fifty posts
it wasnt that hard
yippee hurray
i am now a fucktard
9/10 People Enjoy Gang Rape
Dicks and wine: that's a culture I can endorse. :lol:
This is why Zen is full of shit.
You're supposed to LIVE life, not be detached from it. If you're mad, be fucking mad. If you're happy, be fucking happy. Don't CALMLY eat that cheeseburger, EAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHEESEBURGER. Be SOMETHING, because there's no point in a religion or philosophy that teaches you to wipe out all the fucking highs and lows in life.
Women are from Venus,
Men are from Mars,
Fred is from....
...Mercury
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards. :lulz:
can we beat the monkeys into submission or is political idealism a wast of time? a government of the people is supposed to have the ability to keep the monkey in check (i think it works but not near well enough)... the scum will always rise to the top creating a need for new monkeys and new monkey controls in all goverments
"We" are also monkeys.
Never forget that.
Lulzcow, correct me where I'm wrong but this is your argument so far:
The internet is mean.
An expert told you that you were unable to communicate with people on the internet.
You are surprised that people on the internet do not understand that you are unable to communicate with them properly.
People who disagree with you are being illogical.
It's ok for you to be a hypocrite because you have a "condition".
No-one else knows about how your condition works therefore you are the only one who can define this condition, meaning that it can explain away any behaviour you wish it to.
Nobody understands you and life is a dark abyss.
If an expert told you that you were allergic to bees, would you stick your head in a bee hive?
Of course, you could always do your part to ensure Morrison writes more stuff like this by actually buying his artistic work...
LOL, yeah, I might just do that.
Maybe when I'm on my way to my local church to hand out save the whale pamphlets, just before I turn myself in for past crimes on account of I can't live with the guilt anymore :lulz:
On the plus side the decline of civilisation means plenty meat for the carnivores.
As soon as the mean IQ drops to sub-bovine, cannibalism becomes the ethical dietary choice :evil:
Loveshade + liberal amounts of kerosene + lighter = X
Solve for X
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I like my women like I like my :lulz: -- fake and on the computer screen.
NT: cellphones
Nigel's a girl on a forum
Her husband lacked proper decorum
She's pouring her rage onto a poetry page
And asking her lawyer to gore 'im.
Hi. This post, this one right here, is my 1000th post.
In honor of this (sad, pathetic, totally pointless) achievement, I present a bash.org quote that reminded me of PD.com when I first signed up about a year and a half ago. Enjoy (or not)!
<Devildrake> www.meatspin.com
-About 3 minutes later-
<Yodo> Woot 1000 spins
<Yodo> This game needs highscore table and ingame chat
<Devildrake> Dude wtf, it's a shock site, not a game...
<Yodo> Oh...
aight cool:
here it is:
occult systems - tarot, palmistry, astrology, as they are commonly used right now are nonsense
entertainment
they are good for fooling people
playing on sensitivities etc
but
they are useful from 2 angles:
1 - they suggest a process
2 - they all suggest the same process
it is nothing more than a creative description of a observed process
a process that starts with birth, progresses to death and suggests re-birth
call it whatever you want to call it
creative story telling
so in that sense, it is literal
these are literal descriptions of a process
a lot of the threads here have focused on figuring out where/why/how these systems developed
different people have different reasons for investigating this
for me personally, it makes it easy to put dope material together
the greatest story ever told can be told 10000000000 different ways
as for doing useless things - i guess that depends on your perspective on things
whats useful?
a lot of people say we are on the brink of apocalypse
most of the other people are doped up on various substances or hooked on money and chasing tail
if you buy into some sort of magic in occult systems, i feel sorry for you
but
if you dismiss any value that can be derived from occult systems, i dont think thats a wise move either
yin/yang was not a money-making scheme invented by the ancient chinese
the local i ching reader in any north american china-town does, however, prey on customer ignorance
Monk is a good dude
he grilled me on this shit before when i was debunking astrology
oh god this site is going to be the death of me.
DAMN THEE, TTM :argh!:Quote"Let's find out!" I said as I reached for the piece of dental floss hanging out of my dog's butt.Quote"It cost me $17,000 to prove to my son that steel wool is truly flammable."QuoteHe thought the slap I gave him was just an experiment in light S and M, but it was actually the anger of the past few months that I had to release in order to bring myself to sleep with him.QuoteUnconditional love is when you take the batteries from your vibrator to power your child's favorite car.QuoteThe lesson I learned that night was "Don't sleep your way backstage to a show that only costs five bucks."
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Can you really die from too many forced handjobs?
- Concerned in AZ.
Dear Concerned --
While some pose that dehydration due to a draining of bodily fluids is the danger, everyone knows that the real danger is in the chafing. After too many handjobs, the delicate skin of the penile region will begin to flake off, not unlike sawdust flying away from an industrial strength sander doing its thing. First, the horror at seeing the naughty bits quite literally cut down to size simply by the force of a hand while begin to make the penis-owner go a little weird in the brain. Following this, he will start screaming, because, let's face it, rubbing aggressively on regions recently deprived of their protective upper layers of skin hurts like a MOTHERFUCKER. Once the rubbing continues and the man-pole is now more like a man-nub, we hit the point of no return--basically, we go below sea level. A sub-surface layer of BLOOD VESSEL is now on the surface and spraying blood everywhere. Hooooooo baby, that's a lot of blood. On the plus side, Jackson Pollock only dreamed of this kind of absurdist, impressionist, heathen spraying of color across a given landscape. Not that the penis-owner in question will remain alive with long enough to fully appreciate the art his dying body is creating.
Anyways, Concerned, while Murder By Handjob is possible, it's certainly slow, messy, and can get monotonous after a while. I'd recommend shaking it up a little bit by mixing in some surprise buttsex in order to keep the killer interested. There's nothing more saddening than to see a murder whose heart's not in it.
Best of luck with the killin',
-DC
Rehab is for quitters. Are you a quitter, Lys?
And here we go.
News flash:
Roger will always be Roger, Cain will always be Cain. We will all always be who the fuck we are. Right now we are like a large semi dysfunctional family with 2 of the cousins fighting instead of kissing.
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE AND WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
...lots of writing and smart stuff or something...
Ah, fuck it.
I have my own Big Bang theory
No, it has nothing to do with what you're thinking, SHUT UP.
The universe is a big cone, you see, and all of the matter settled in the point. Matter is always trying to achieve an equilibrium, but it can't, for reasons that are complicated, like relationships.
So the matter all settles in the point of the cone, and then it's all too close together and repels everything from itself, so it starts to "expand", ie migrate away from other matter. It expands and expands, and as it expands, the cone flattens, until it can flatten no more, and the matter all freaks out by how far away it all is from the other matter, and starts to contract, on the other plane of the cone. It contracts and contracts and the cone gets conier and conier, until all the matter is too close together in the tip of the cone, and then...
It's basically the same as the doughnut model, but way more fun.
Someone should make one of these and bring it to his apartment.
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Quote from: Thurnez Isa on Yesterday at 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on Yesterday at 04:34:09 PM
Seen it before. For those who don't want to get RealPlayer: It's Bush's Mission Accomplished speech but the infamous banner has been edited out by shifting the screen upward.
yes
lol
i just happened upon it and thought it was hilarious
THE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED BANNER WAS JUST IN YOUR IMAGINATION
yes i was on whitehouse.gov spending my sunday night laughing at speeches
CATS AND DOGS
LIVING TOGETHER
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MASS HYSTERIA
FACT: I've never had cake at any party I've ever thrown. The vast majority of consumables were liquid and nobody really gave a shit if they were divided evenly after the first few.
What should you take from all this? Numerology is silly.
what is the most secretive of all the secret societies?
The 2001 Energy Commission convened by Dick Cheney.
there is to be no discussion of this film outside of threads clearly labeled FAUST KEEP OUT, until the 27th of this month.
Heath Ledger dies.
It hasn't rained, the ants still haven't touched it, kids have walked in it, and now there is HIMEOBS in my carpet. :(
You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
also i dont know what is wrong with the christians down were you guys are
but the christians where i come from once they are in a "relationship" like sex more then they like eating Jesus every Sunday
My Ex and I were both Virgins when we got married. In fact, we went to the Elders because we felt so bad for getting to 3rd base while dating.
I am left with no other reason to believe but that we're AWESOME.
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Dear advice puppy,
There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?
Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences
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Thank you advice puppy!
A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?
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Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.
Dear advice puppy,
I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?
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In response to the thread title
The police aren't real, people with uniforms and guns are.
-TGRR
:mittens: to teh puppeh!Dear advice puppy,
I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?
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Whassup with the razor blades? I don't think telling peeps to kills themselves cuz they're having probs is funny.
You obviously took the wrong turn at Albequerque.
Rev. What are yuo talking about? :?
Nothing. Did you know we have a pool on the roof?
I want to have that puppy's babies.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate. I can't keep it in a box, now can I?I want to have that puppy's babies.
This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate. I can't keep it in a box, now can I?I want to have that puppy's babies.
This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate. I can't keep it in a box, now can I?I want to have that puppy's babies.
This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate. I can't keep it in a box, now can I?I want to have that puppy's babies.
This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!
stinky.
Last time I checked I was male. Do I come off as girly?But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate. I can't keep it in a box, now can I?I want to have that puppy's babies.
This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.
Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.
P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!
stinky.
I know I will regret this...
How did you find this out? And WHY?
Hm. I just realized that I had always assumed you were a girl too. You're obviously infected with teh ghey.That's news to me, oh well. If it's on the internets it must be true.
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!
stinky.
I know I will regret this...
How did you find this out? And WHY?
lol, i watched the show
(And YES, sugar IS a drug, before you decide to say anything stupid))
I love my country, but increasingly it feels like an abusive relationship. C'mon back, baby. It'll be different this time. No more queer baiting or warmongering or shitting on the poor. Just give me one more shot. Don't we have a good time together, baby? Don't we?
so America is one big Ike Turner?
Pretty much. And I have to keep telling the international community that I walked into a door.
Last time I checked I was male. Do I come off as girly?But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate. I can't keep it in a box, now can I?I want to have that puppy's babies.
This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.
Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.
P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood! :argh!:
Interesting, very interesting. This may just work to my advantage. Now, the real question is; does wearing a dress help or hinder my chances?Last time I checked I was male. Do I come off as girly?But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate. I can't keep it in a box, now can I?I want to have that puppy's babies.
This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.
Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.
P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood! :argh!:
It's cool dude, just go with it. Chicks dig girly men.
The Chamber of Commerce, D.C. lobbyists, firms that rely on cheap labor and a host of "astroturf" front groups are building a war chest that could reach hundreds of millions of dollars in an effort to build a firewall against EFCA and other efforts to put a check on corporate power and rebuild a declining middle class. A recent report on the front page of the Wall Street Journal about how Wal-Mart -- the nation's largest employer -- is "mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors" in an effort to discourage its workers from voting Democratic this fall generated quite a bit of controversy. According to a report in the National Journal that received less attention, "several business-backed groups ... (including) two fledgling coalitions fighting labor-supported legislation and the conservative political group Freedom's Watch are trying to raise $100 million for issue advocacy and get-out-the-vote efforts to benefit about 10 GOP Senate races."
:aww:
I love my country, but increasingly it feels like an abusive relationship. C'mon back, baby. It'll be different this time. No more queer baiting or warmongering or shitting on the poor. Just give me one more shot. Don't we have a good time together, baby? Don't we?
so America is one big Ike Turner?
Pretty much. And I have to keep telling the international community that I walked into a door.
He had a heart attack or soemthing while running on a treadmill.
I hope his pubes got caught in the belt before he went lights out.
I still don't see what the big deal with that photo isfrom a purely psychoanalytical perspective, one might glean the following possibilities:
- The flag is presented backwards to whoever might be looking. This might not be a big issue by itself (at least it isn't upside-down) but one might point out that although the flag is presented backwards to the audience, to King George, the flag is presented in its proper orientation. This may indicate that Dubya is more concerned with the way things look to him than with how they look to others.
- The President is sitting much closer to the attractive girl on his left than to his wife.
- The grin on the First Lady's face can be described in no way except "obligatory." She is obviously much better than anyone else in the stadium.
- The President's arm and the First Lady's chest appear to have approximately the same freckle density, indicating they are in fact robots, covered in recycled skin from melanoma patients.
Also, wade, learn toauto-rejoinbreathe battery acid.
Fixed.
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WET WILLY OF DEATH!
It should be noted that many PUMAs are Cougars.
Well... I have recently started to worship the semi-colon as the One True Representative of Gods love for His People.
Heathen. Ampersand is the one true lord.
Blashphemy! The true believers know where it's @.
:potd:
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:argh!:"While you snooze and lose, I booze the Suus"?
"While you abstain, I'm bringin the Payne"?
"IF it chops you to piecus it's gotta be Risus (for breakfast)"
Doesn't rhyme!
Neither does "Tighten your sphincter, here comes Richter".
Is there a word for making a good point and using shitty examples?
"Discordianism."
WRATH isn't stored, if it isn't shat out on demand, it's worth NOTHING.
Dear Wade,
You're an idiot.
Love,
LMNO
Dear LMNO,
Stop sending me Wade's mail.
Sincerely,
Risus
Dear LMNO,
Risus made it with a whale?
Warmly,
RWHN
Dear RWHN,
I got a whale in the mail?
Regards,
Kaousuu
Dear Suu,
You have a Whale Tail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_tail)?
Fappingly,
LMNO
Dear LMNO,
Yes I'd LOVE a tall ale!
Drunkenly,
Kaousuu
Dear RWHN,
Suu's whale ails.
Will it fail?
Rhymetastically,
LMNO
Rev.WHN
Due to recent regulations and prohibitions, we no longer make anything out of whales.
Yours faithfully,
Risus
Dear Everyone,
wut?
Confusingly,
RWHN
Dearest Cainad,
We will try to stamp out this unfortunate trend.
Best Wishes,
RWHN
Dear Cainad,
Yuo fail.
Signed,
Kaousuu
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now that make a bit more sense...
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now that make a bit more sense...
HE IS TEH MESSIAH!(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/spag.gif)
now that make a bit more sense...
Of course, the problem is once people start thinking, they have this annoying habit of not stopping. And before you know it, they're questioning the BBC and whether science is a culture-bound mode of thought and we've all become effete, latte-drinking postmodernists, tearing apart the foundations of Western rationality and replacing it with a nihilistic discourse of despair and the end of all grand narratives.
Or something.
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Sorry, no luck.
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Space bars, you spag.
I lost all interest ITT after it was pointed out that I was compared to jamiroquai.
Someone else compared you to the Beatles, IIRC.
As for the Jamiroquai thing.... well..... Sorry, what else can I say?
I like Jamiroquai.
:|
You're just jealous of the canned heat. In my heels. Tonight. Baby.
That sounds really neat. I never would have thought of neo-paganism as something that someone would take the time to research.
Neither do most neo-pagans.
And now Obama is open to talking to the Taliban.
YOU SEE THAT? DON'T FUCK WITH ME, EVEN OBAMA JUMPS WHEN I SAY "JUMP, BITCH"!
In case you're interested, I have a FASCINATING intestinal issue going on here. I am outgassing like a CHAMP! I swear to fucking God, I just farted IN COLOR! And the last time I took a healthy shit? Don't get me started. I may need a new toilet. I'm fairly certain I shat MY OWN BODY WEIGHT.
It was one of those things, you know, like silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start. The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled. There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db. Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor. The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits. If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. You actually feel bad for the toilet after this. All the while I sing Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges. The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as I wipe with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as I swat the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare public restroom experiences.
What? I had to go.
Be happy, Like Bobby McFerrin used to be before Enrico made him personal fuckmuppet.
I want to create a pension to ban history from our schools.
Something about having to prep ourselves from time travelers who will use our own history books against us
or
:?
(Punch it, Hurb
Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life)
Come on
Let's talk about Sub Genii
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects
Let's talk about sects for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sects on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin
Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sects, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope
Let's talk about Sub Genii (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sects (come on)
Let's talk about sects (do it)
Let's talk about sects (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sects
Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sects, all right
(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody has sects
I mean, everybody should be makin' love
Come on, how many guys you know make love?)
Greetings I am Vampire who seen the hate of vampires on and offline... I'm not talking roll playing people, but the real thing... Real Vampire Haters hurting Real Vampires... A girl can only do so muc offline in a small christian town to stop vampire hate, where she is only vampire... BUT she can try and perhaps make a difference online for Vampires... To stop the vampire hate online....
So this what this is... A Site and Group to stop Vampire Haters. Not through violence like Vampire Haters, who stalk and usually end up hurting the vampires, but by saying We will not be silent no longer! We have rights! No one should face any type hate due to color, race, religion, clothes, whatever... So why should we vampires put with the hate?
No we shouldn't. We should say, "No, we have rights, we have feelings, we will NOT be silent and let this happen!" People may snicker and say "Real vampires?" Yes, real vampires... We are hurt or stalked in real life and haters started taking their work online. I get e-mails from some haters and had to change my e-mail address several time.
First off I will state this now before anyone gets a little nervous- We will not use violence, we set ourselves with morals and better then those "hunters" and "stalkers". It's sick and twisted that a everyday person would hunt one of us all because we are different!!!
We have members and supporters... Vampires are very welcome to join, so are non-vampires... If you would not like to join, but maybe, support, we will be having some support banners made up soon... Until then look around... Remember- Vampires Have Rights Too, and shouldn't have put up with the hate!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I'm all for anarchy. Here's how it's going to work - you're going to come running up to me with your designer dredlocks all waving around excitedly and a big dumbass grin on your pierced to fuck face and tell me that "We Won!" and "The system has been destroyed"
and I'm going to slit your throat, steal anything cool you might have about your person and hang you up to bleed and cure.
Yay anarchy! :evil:
Fursecution ITT.
NEVER AGAIN THE FUR-NING TIMES!
From now on, anytime someone whines and gets their vag all sandy about how we treat n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc....
...I will log in as The Mgt and execute a n00b at random.
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
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bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
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bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
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bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
bawwwwww stop treating n00bs, pinealists, furries, gothtards, etc like that it's making me vag all sandy!
(srsly, three pages of replies and i'm the first to do this? i really expected that the generic statement of "next time somebody X i threaten to Y" is the discordian equivalent of tying bacon to a cat)
:aaa:
Wow.
....
Are you sure this isn't satire?
....
I guess satire is over then. Reality has made it obsolete.
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my avatar
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of skanky bar
Knee deep in the Hoopla [I didn't even need to edit that word!!] stinking of your shite
Too many runaways beating up the Lamanite
St. Aini plays the race card, so we flame the retard, don't you remember
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Someone always using inappropriate names,
Who cares? They're always cleaning unknown stains
We just want to dance a wango tango with the gays
They call us elitist retards, we won't be the ones tazed
Pinecone posts punctuation, it smells of flatulation , dont you remember
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
Its just another poster, his ignorance is sweet
Roger has got the choke hold, oh then we just beat our meat
Who counts the numbers underneath the avatar
Who rides the short bus to Hustles pizza bar
Don't tell us you need us, cos we're the ship of tools
Looking for America, or another herd of fools
(I'm looking out over that Apple Talk fudge
Inside on another gorgeous sunny Saturday, not seein' that all my socks are sticky)
Don't you remember (member)(member)
(what's your sex position, pork shoulder, you fuckin' pussy
The forum filled with ghey, the forum that fucks socks, the forum lies with sheep)
Luke Klok Kaos peddles porn, and we don't care any more, don't you remember
We built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
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Built this forum, we built this forum on rock and roll
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(we built, we built this forum) built this forum (we built, we built this forum)
When I was like 8 I honestly believed that the toilet was alive and that it loved eating my poos. I hung out with it and talked to it when I thought it was lonely. I think my personality today still sort of reflects that.
What the fuck?
Are WOW people basically a type of furry?
furries are sexual deviants.
wow people are the absence of anything remotely sexual so I would say no.
if this is the way canadian military always behaves, no wonder nobody invites them to the really glorious wars.
Hey, um.. Wade?
I know we haven't really spoken before, and maybe this will seem unfounded and very sudden, but I can't go on living this lie, admiring you from the shadows where I skulk. In the short time I have been following your posts here I think, well, I think I have fallen madly and deeply in love with you.
I find your little noggin to be just the most adorable thing I've ever seen, and though you seem to not always get along perfectly with the other posters here, I find that throughout all the drama you maintain a charm and dignity that is second to none.
I adore you unashamedly and I want to announce my passion to the whole world. I want to climb a mountain and scream my love for you for all to hear. I want to wrap my gangly arms around your sweet little face and hold you close to me forever. And, just in case you're at all up for it, I'll just let it be known here and now that I wouldn't be totally against the idea of lubing up your head real good and seeing if it would fit through my quivering, puckering sphincter.
I don't know how you will react to this, and I don't really expect or want anything from you, except I strongly hope that you keep up the good work. I'm not even gay, but a chap like you can really turn a guy's head.
I just really thought it was time I let you know.
I'm here for you, and my balls yearn to bounce on your chin
bones,
embracing his real feelings for the first time, and feeling all tingly
Came across an old post that made me laugh while doing IPD research. Context removed:When I was like 8 I honestly believed that the toilet was alive and that it loved eating my poos. I hung out with it and talked to it when I thought it was lonely. I think my personality today still sort of reflects that.
And then, I said to Henry Kissinger "Prof Chomsky raises a very good point, what is your response"? And Dr Kissinger said "why are you asking a zombie about our 1960s policy to Indonesia? Braaaaaaaaaains" And he started to screw the top of Chomsky's head off, while Brezinski was still droning on about Russia and the exceptional circumstances of the emergency and ate his brains, right in front of the audience
And then I woke up
I heard they edited a really juciy sex scene out of 'Twilight'.....
.....fangs for the mammary.
:D
CERTAINLY.
IT STEMS BACK TO JUST AFTER WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED IN BETHESDA FROM SPARE PARTS.
I WAS BEING TRAINED AS AN OPRATIVE OF PROJECT "BITCHHAMMER", LIVING IN AN OLD SHIPPING CONTAINER ON THE JERSEY SHORE, HUNTING GEESE WITH A CROWBAR AND A NAILGUN FOR FOOD.
THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. IF YOU HURT YOUR FOOT TRIPPING OVER THE ANVIL, TURN ON THE LIGHT NEXT TIME.
ACTUALLY DON'T. YOU MIGHT SCARE THE GRUE AWAY.
"Grandma, tell us a story."
"Okay, once there was a..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwVyXgbaXHs&feature=related
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WADE'S HAMSTER DANCE!!!
Right-click here and open in new window... (http://maddohattaa.levelup.dk/Music/b/hamsterdance.mp3)
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Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan." Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument. The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"
:mittens:Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan." Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument. The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"
Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan." Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument. The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"
you mean there wasn't really a race of giants?
Yes there was. But they all ran off and became the 1986 Bears.
Have you ever run into another discordian on the street? How did you know? How did you break the ice? What did you do?
I KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND STOLE HIS IPOD.
NOW CHEF IS BUSY ERASING FRANZ FERDINAND TUNES.
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LMNO: Cowboy.
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I once swaffeled the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Or, as they called it back then, the Tower of Pisa.
Not as bad as the stupid bitches who are to afraid of THE EVIL RED MENACE to make sure that the banking industry doesn't fuck everything up
And so? Burning down the house doesn't hurt the bank a bit. In fact, it HELPS. Insurance comes back as liquid assets. In effect, you paid off the mortgage with insurance, and you get a free ticket to prison.
Edit: Also, when calling people stupid, remember that, in this case, it's "too stupid", not "to stupid". Just saying.
Im not saying that they should burn down the house It's a stupid idea.
I'll keep that in mind
Um...If the bank foreclosed on my home I would burn it down to get revenge.
I was a different man a couple of hours ago
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wtf did you do to my testicle?
edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...
its still a little bent
only if you keep that wig on :fap:
wtf did you do to my testicle?
edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...
Humbly request permission to quote this, out of context, whenever the opportunity arises?
I don't know about you, but after sex, I feel a strong urge to wipe the feces off my chest.
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How Electric Six amuses me!
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Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare.
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare.
my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?! :lulz:
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare.
my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?! :lulz:
How long you been here, Squiddy? (short answer: No.) :D
RWHN needs a compendium, seriously. The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this. My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.
Well, there's that, but just look at Paul Simon's neck.
He's turning into one of H.P. Lovecraft's fish-men from Innsmouth.
What do you mean "turning"?
You know what happens if you play "You Can Call Me Al" backwards, right?
That's right. R'ley surfaces and Cthulu eats everyone.
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Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare.
my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?! :lulz:
How long you been here, Squiddy? (short answer: No.) :D
RWHN needs a compendium, seriously. The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this. My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.
I enjoy those as well. The Cheese thread in particular was epic. It made me weep a little.
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The idea behind the Technological Singularity is that once that happens, so much stuff could happen in any given timespan that any kind of meaningful prediction about the future of human affairs becomes impossible. Once we're in the Singularity, for instance, a wi-fi brain network of students in Argentina on intelligence boosting drugs could produce an entire new field of mathematics while you're sleeping, which is applied by the Berkeley-Microsoft Xbox Live Protein Stability Computation Grid to invent a protein that synthesizes a high-powered fuel out of topsoil and salt water. Because of advances that make the internet more efficient at circulating useful information, every business-minded biologist in New Euromerica switches on his Synthavirus Gene Lab and transmutes a tub of yeast into a tub full of yeast that makes cheap fuel out of dirt and salt water. An architect realizes that the aluminum bars in every persons' prefabbed home could now be used as a very powerful railgun, mentions this to an engineering forum, and within an hour the brain network in Argentina (who has now solved mathematics, and is quite bored) comes up with a way to quickly and turn any house into a rail-gun launched spaceship. By this time P&G has switched from biowarfare to energy production and is making a killing selling 1.2 jigga-amps to every house in the world. One Hundred and Seventeen, the premier magazine for hip youngsters just out of their first century, runs an article on space fashions mentioning this new development, causing people all over the world people to press the "Reconfigure" button on their houses to convert them into space ships and take off for the moon. Unfortunately, the Neo-Feynman uses the new math and lucky guesses to crack every encryption algorithm in the world, revealing every deep-cover troll used by the Department of Motor Vehicles, leading Senator Chuck Norris, /b/-Canada, to call for a purge of the hated DMV trolls. Firefights break out all over the world, as roughly 50% of the population is a DMV troll. The fighting extends to the flash mob on the moon, which manages to form a Lunar Government only after all the next-gen fusion bombs have already been launched.
At this point you wake up, and are very, very confused as to a) where all the topsoil has got to, and b) why there are 500 people dressed as 1920's business men dueling with power drills in your back yard. Then a large radioactive chunk of what was formerly the moon falls on them, and you are merely left to wonder where all the top soil went.
So if somebody asked you if any given event was going to happen tomorrow, the best you could have done would have been to flip a coin.
the purpose of the DHS postergasm campaign should be to get the government to release a statement saying "just because somebody puts up signs with an official-looking logo doesn't mean you need to obey them."Shit yes.
The idea behind the Technological Singularity is that once that happens, so much stuff could happen in any given timespan that any kind of meaningful prediction about the future of human affairs becomes impossible. Once we're in the Singularity, for instance, a wi-fi brain network of students in Argentina on intelligence boosting drugs could produce an entire new field of mathematics while you're sleeping, which is applied by the Berkeley-Microsoft Xbox Live Protein Stability Computation Grid to invent a protein that synthesizes a high-powered fuel out of topsoil and salt water. Because of advances that make the internet more efficient at circulating useful information, every business-minded biologist in New Euromerica switches on his Synthavirus Gene Lab and transmutes a tub of yeast into a tub full of yeast that makes cheap fuel out of dirt and salt water. An architect realizes that the aluminum bars in every persons' prefabbed home could now be used as a very powerful railgun, mentions this to an engineering forum, and within an hour the brain network in Argentina (who has now solved mathematics, and is quite bored) comes up with a way to quickly and turn any house into a rail-gun launched spaceship. By this time P&G has switched from biowarfare to energy production and is making a killing selling 1.2 jigga-amps to every house in the world. One Hundred and Seventeen, the premier magazine for hip youngsters just out of their first century, runs an article on space fashions mentioning this new development, causing people all over the world people to press the "Reconfigure" button on their houses to convert them into space ships and take off for the moon. Unfortunately, the Neo-Feynman uses the new math and lucky guesses to crack every encryption algorithm in the world, revealing every deep-cover troll used by the Department of Motor Vehicles, leading Senator Chuck Norris, /b/-Canada, to call for a purge of the hated DMV trolls. Firefights break out all over the world, as roughly 50% of the population is a DMV troll. The fighting extends to the flash mob on the moon, which manages to form a Lunar Government only after all the next-gen fusion bombs have already been launched.
At this point you wake up, and are very, very confused as to a) where all the topsoil has got to, and b) why there are 500 people dressed as 1920's business men dueling with power drills in your back yard. Then a large radioactive chunk of what was formerly the moon falls on them, and you are merely left to wonder where all the top soil went.
So if somebody asked you if any given event was going to happen tomorrow, the best you could have done would have been to flip a coin.
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Quote from: PrincessKLSYou recieve what you carry out Cain.
And how dare you be such an asshole to Prince William and his family.
Crazy stalkers? How do I carry them out? I mean, sure I work out, but even then I could probably carry out a maximum of two, so long as the door was nearby and they were small stalkers....
Easily. Prince Willy's grandad had his momma iced by MI6. See how simple it is?
Welcome to America.
Thanks! Here, have some smallpox.
I have no immunities to your horrid diseases!
My bad.
LOL pkls. she even started that whole TCC thing in the first place...
The OP is mired in Cartesian duality and ego-identification.
Did you really just say that?
Your mom is mired in dicks.
The OP is mired in Cartesian duality and ego-identification.
Did you really just say that?Your mom is mired in dicks.
i loved that so much i read it out loud to Mr Squid.
he chuckled too.
I fucking love my balls.
My balls are like two mighty quails eggs, held in a wrinkly bag of holding, made from elephant skin. My balls are like two clusters of walnuts, hanging proud from an erect tree branch. The sheer majesty of my nards can only be matched by a chance sighting of the Queen, passing by in all Her Royal finery. My nuts, are worshiped as mighty spunk filled gods by all who behold them.
Often, small children stop and point, and go "mother? what is that?" to which their mother reply's, "hush child. turn your eyes from the GLORY of all that is good and holy. for over there, are Broken AI's magical bollocks of goodness. Like the perfect mean, they represent an underpinning of things that we cannot comprehend..."
My balls have had mighty operas wrote in their name, have caused great wars to churn the dirt assunder and kill legions of men. My scrote is National Trust Heritage site. There are tours from 9am till 3pm on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays (mothers union bake sale Friday).
My dangly jangly sack has been mistook, upon first glance, by many a fair maiden to be a Faberge egg set. The Chinese covet them, as they hear that dried minced BAI balls make a fine aphrodisiac.
All in all, I love my balls. As do others.
They are my gift to the world.
Like jesus or something.
*shrug* I'm basically done at this point.I'm new here, I didn't know the context of the rant, and I still got what Nigel was going for.
Its all just slinging insults over an argument from someone who fails so hard at getting it. Of course, she barged in here not knowing the context of this rant (which is very different than an essay) whatsoever. I can take shit out of context and make it mean whatever I want too. Are we amazed yet? No. That's not likely to change either.
I guess since DK is the self-proclaimed smartest person here, that means if he reads a post one way and everyone else reads it another, then his understanding is obviously correct and everyone else's understanding, including the author's, is mistaken. The self-proclaimed smartest person can never be wrong, so if anyone disagrees it must be because we are too stupid to understand that he's right. Everyone is stupid except DK.
Arguing against him is like arguing against the time cube guy. -1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil.
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He has discovered the true hidden meaning of the text through semiotic engagement in its imagery and use of language, which mere peasants such as you and myself could never hope to accomplish. Roland Barthes is quietly weeping somewhere, but his ilk will suffer the worst, when DK and his structuralist hordes overrun the halls of academia and cast out the post-structuralists from the temple. Begone, ye defilers! We shall have no destablization of text here.
Not everyone is live in Amerikkka like you, motherfuck. I could stab you in face and get rewarded with the medal.
In my country we are kill pompous bbadori like you in front of jubilant crowd at Juche tower.
Try go crying to you capitalist master when KWP secret service is treat you like filthy "intellectual" dog enemy of the invincible Corean people that you are.
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I fucking love my balls.
My balls are like two mighty quails eggs, held in a wrinkly bag of holding, made from elephant skin. My balls are like two clusters of walnuts, hanging proud from an erect tree branch. The sheer majesty of my nards can only be matched by a chance sighting of the Queen, passing by in all Her Royal finery. My nuts, are worshiped as mighty spunk filled gods by all who behold them.
Often, small children stop and point, and go "mother? what is that?" to which their mother reply's, "hush child. turn your eyes from the GLORY of all that is good and holy. for over there, are Broken AI's magical bollocks of goodness. Like the perfect mean, they represent an underpinning of things that we cannot comprehend..."
My balls have had mighty operas wrote in their name, have caused great wars to churn the dirt assunder and kill legions of men. My scrote is National Trust Heritage site. There are tours from 9am till 3pm on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays (mothers union bake sale Friday).
My dangly jangly sack has been mistook, upon first glance, by many a fair maiden to be a Faberge egg set. The Chinese covet them, as they hear that dried minced BAI balls make a fine aphrodisiac.
All in all, I love my balls. As do others.
They are my gift to the world.
Like jesus or something.
You guys will have lost the only person here who seems to have a clue about Discordianism, but alas,:fnord: ⠓⠔ ⠎ :fnord:
DK, I like fisting men.
Depending on how you feel about it, it might be a beautiful, trusting, intimate interaction.
Or, you might feel terribly violated.
Depending on your mindset.
So you get my point then, right?
Yes; that finding you, physically pinning you and shoving my hand up your ass while you struggle and cry is basically no different an experience for you than consensual fisting, other than being non-consensual.
Oh wait. Is that really your point? Because it's really stupid. Biologically, me sticking my hand in your ass is the same whether it's consensual or non-consensual. The difference lies in whether you WANT me to stick my hand up your ass; in the way you experience it, whether you resist, whether I have to force you, and a plethora of other differences.
Isn't that true of nearly everything we experience in life?
You impotent, overcompensating dipshit.
I'd find it kind of funny if someone had an alt named "alt".
Actually, now that I've typed that out I don't find it very funny at all.
Thank you for share, slow-wit pig fucker.
It's about time you showed up. How the fuck do I get rid of these fucking worms I caught at your party? They're sort of burrowing around my flesh like "Tremors" crossed with "Big Busted Butt Babes III".
Get rid of?
Okay, just reduce the fucking population. The little bastards have starting singing "The Internationalle", and yesterday, a tiny black flag popped out of my penis.
I looked at the thumbnail and said to myself "It appears to be a close-up of a woman inserting something into her vagina" so I clicked on it. :x
I seem to only date girls with Bi-polar or Borderline Personality Disorder. Perfectly sane women are boring.
ALL women are nuts. They just come in degrees.
They come in degrees?
Well that explains why all my girlfriends keep telling me "that was a masterful fuck".
If you see yo momma on a road, make space, cuz man that's one fat chick.
I'd find it kind of funny if someone had an alt named "alt".
Actually, now that I've typed that out I don't find it very funny at all.
Thank you for share, slow-wit pig fucker.
It's about time you showed up. How the fuck do I get rid of these fucking worms I caught at your party? They're sort of burrowing around my flesh like "Tremors" crossed with "Big Busted Butt Babes III".
Get rid of?
Okay, just reduce the fucking population. The little bastards have starting singing "The Internationalle", and yesterday, a tiny black flag popped out of my penis.
Cause Spags in the Hood, we always Lard.
Come trolling that trash and we'll mock you hard.
Ain't nothing in life but to post legit.
Don't quote my post, I ain't said shit.
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No recollection of what that was about.
That goes beyond "stupid." Do we even have a word for idiocy of that magnitude?
Government
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Do you think arial italic would be better?
Hail Eris?My boobs abruptly grew. A whole size. Without me gaining weight.That happens to all girls. It's called, "puberty."
It's also called "Pregnancy".
I had my last kid five years ago, and I'm quite definitely not pregnant. Boob growth has happened in the last six months.
Now what, Einstein?
Fair enough.
My boobs abruptly grew. A whole size. Without me gaining weight.That happens to all girls. It's called, "puberty."
It's also called "Pregnancy".
I had my last kid five years ago, and I'm quite definitely not pregnant. Boob growth has happened in the last six months.
Now what, Einstein?
loA all men are always trying to attract bigger boobs , i am glad to see its working...
your picture is on the Internet , every man that sees it will remember/fantasize about it having had bigger boobs than it really does, loA your boobs get bigger to conform with their mental images/beliefs about your boob size.
"i see a black sillouette of a goth, kick 'im in, kick 'im in, let us take all of his money, all his fucking maykup very very frightning me"
epic song :mrgreen:
You may notice a faint humming in the abckground noise wherever you are. It's not tinitus, it's Freddie Mercury hitting 1500 RPM in his grave.
Tee hee, thats so funny DC :lol: :wink: Did I tell you about when my hubby served in Vietnam? :p :fap: Also, I have a kid! A kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid and he's mine :evil: :? Now I've gotta go stir some shit up ont he boards, brb :fnord: :oops:
Tee hee, thats so funny DC :lol: :wink: Did I tell you about when my hubby served in Vietnam? :p :fap: Also, I have a kid! A kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid a kid and he's mine :evil: :? Now I've gotta go stir some shit up ont he boards, brb :fnord: :oops:
last sentence killed me
Quote from: A+ MoyelTHE ONLY BAD THING IS TO NOT BE CIRCUMCISED.
Not so. I find my foreskin has a myriad of uses around the home. Right now, I am using it to hold the pen steady while I write a letter to my Grandmother. This way I can drink and type at the same time.
FACT: As part of their training, Secret Service officers must watch Season Five of 24. If they laugh even once at the implausibility of the entire plot, they are automatically failed the course.
Its the same way you get into the Catholic church.
OH MY GOD WAHT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHITYour potty mouth will not be tolerated at my nice, wholesome family forum :argh!:
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I have the original safe and sound. Sacrifice your firstborn in my name and I might be persuaded to give it you back :lulz:
P3NT:
I WILL DESTROY YOUR FACE WITH MY BALLS
MY BALLS CANNOT BE STOPPED
THEY CANNOT EVEN BE CONTAINED YOU FUCK
EAT A PLANET OF SHIT
POPULATION: YOU
DICKBALLS
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Hey! I said put in a dryer sheet.
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I contend that, with few exceptions, forums suck, and are the domain of hacks.
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
This thread is mired in Cartesian dualism.
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!
Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?
"Gerald was homophobic. He had a deep hatred and detestation of homosexuality, which he regarded as a disgusting perversion and a flagrant transgression of natural law....'There are no homosexual witches, and it is not possible to be a homosexual and a witch' Gerald almost shouted. No one argued with him."
-Lois Bourne, (one of the High Priestesses of the Bricket Wood coven) Dancing with Witches. (2006)
Gerald Gardner prolly had no opinion about homosexuality either way, right up until Crowley came in his mouth :lulz:
:oops:Yatto Dobbs waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were virgins in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to The Mgt were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Yatto was a Prison Bitch for fifty posts. When he was young he watched the internets and he said to dad "I want to be on the internets daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY HIMEOBS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the internet forum base of PD he knew there were virgins.
"This is Faust" the radio crackered. "You must fight the virgins!"
So Yatto gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the virgins
"I will shoot at him" said the cybervirgin and he fired the rocket missiles. Yatto plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the virgins" he shouted
The radio said "No, Yatto. You are the virgins"
And then Yatto was enlightened.
:potd:
Did I ever tell you about the time TTM took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally TTM takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half—until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground.
TTM yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"
|̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ HE̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡waits beh̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̔̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚҉̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ind the w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉all Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ will s҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̕̚̕̚ing ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̔̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ the҉҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ song that҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ends the w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚orld
YOU CANNOT RUN
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚
YOU CANNOT HIDE
H҉҉҉E҉ CO̚̕̚̚̕̚MES!
Oh holy fucking cuntchrist. My right eyeball is twitching. Oh, I fucking hate you all. I hope each and every one of you washes your hands in a public restroom in which the bag in the soap dispenser has been replaced by a full colostomy bag.
And wade, I swear to fucking testicles that if you pollute my inbox again with your fucking whining I will personally email your picture to every Afghani militant I know with the words "THIS MAN HAS THE GAY FOR ALLAH" printed on it.
Quoteat my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
BEST DISNEY VILLAIN??????????????
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no one can take it, everyone loves drama.
If I said anything close to that i'd be banned already.
What? You're constantly saying bullshit. You're a goddamn bullshit fountain. If people weren't so adverse to feces, children would throw coins into you and make wishes.
If this happens I predict he will totally lose his shit.
ADDENDUM: Or pussy out before it happens.
ADDENDUM: Hey fucktard, that would mean that it wouldn't happen now wouldn't it? Way to be a dumbass.
ADDENDUM: FUCK YOU!
I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit.
Or we could go the opposite and he started with them and went WTF I need to stop making sea creatures high, I could do so much better.
The Big Bong Theory.
Someone be hatin'.
Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:
He has a xylophone made out of live kittens. It's true. He plays it with a taser.
Someone be hatin'.
Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:
He has a xylophone made out of live kittens. It's true. He plays it with a taser.
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.
you can never have enough lube.
hmm
when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.
(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)
Sheesh. Can't you tell I was kidding?
Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.
you can never have enough lube.
hmm
when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.
(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)
I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.
I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!
Sheesh. Can't you tell I was kidding?
Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?
Sorry. Yeah, I couldn't tell.
Guess I am a little sensitive. One of my closest friends is moving to Missouri. Forever.
Oh she knows.
She's leaving for a stupid reason.
I'm going to miss her. A lot.
baskets of cunts!!! :argh!:
I will.
I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.
I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!
I had those once, got a sampling package of all their different types cause I wrote them an email when a condom teared and I was pissed about it (bless the morning after pill).
Didnt like them. They weren't really stretchy and felt a bit like paper, something. It's a long time ago, so I dont remember the specifics though.
I thought they are for people that are sensitive or allergic to rubber? Or do they have other advantages?
The internet has provided Grammar Nazis all over the world with a Sysyphian task.
woah, you guys missed some good ones
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I'm sure there's more, will post when I find them...
So, Mrs LMNO and I were talking about this last night.
Mrs LMNO: "I don't know... I think that he might have been involved in something even worse, and was killed... this whole thing seems like a cover up to hide it."
Me: "Wait... Something worse than going to Thailand and choking yourself to death while jerking off? So you're stacking an even more implausible story on top of the one we already have. Where the hell did Mrs Conspiracy Theorist come from?"
Mrs LMNO: "I learned it by watching you."
And finally, the new Olympic Torch (the word around Vansterdam is that it resembles a joint)::lulz:
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That sounds like the 50-post suggestion being reconsidered.
The 50-post suggestion is not a suicide pact.
Eat it, hippie.
Girls also seem to like kittens, flowers and chocolate, but are rarely seen dating them.
OFUK! THEY'RE ALREADY HERE! IN LIEU OF ESCAPING I'VE DECIDED TO POST ABOUT IT HERE.:mittens:
Roger has 30,000 posts and ALL HE DOES IS ATTACK MEMBERS!:train:
PREDICTION:
All pd.comers will soon be banned from The Cellar.
/called it earlier about history repeating itself
will you sign my pention to ban history?
im not too impressed with science and math lately either. they better get their act together or ELSE
23. You think loosing a tooth is disturbing? ha! wait till you start losing your baby fingers... They'll get loose and wiggly, and then just be hanging by a thread and then, when they fall off, you put them under your pillow just like with teeth, except you don't get a quarter. You get a band-aid. And you will be thankful for it!
...
what's that? your parents didn't tell you anything about losing your fingers?
....
well, i bet they didn't warn you about the teeth until it started happening either, now, did they? they just don't want to needlessly upset you. but i think you're old enough to know the truth. Don't tell them i told you, though. They would just deny it, anyways, and be mad at me for telling you....
i'm on your side kiddo!
(I've been waiting several years to use this one on my nephew.)
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:
At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.
I want to create a pention to ban probability from our mahdjique:lulz:
something about mathemagicians using our own dice rolls against us as coin flips
or :?
What's it called when you find yourself trolling IRL as some sort of perverse reflex?
"Awesome."
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FUCK ME!!!
YEAH!!! FUCK YOU, ASSBAG!!!
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Including the time I showed up at Richter's cubicle with ramen hanging from my mouth and uttering "FTAGHN."
Did it look anything like this?
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Incidentally, I have found that Enki~] [, as a rule, cannot be trusted as his work defies profane explanations and instead requires indoctrination, and as those intelligent people I know who live inside that head-space cannot escape it for long enough to communicate an idea outside of their symbols, I do not trust it one tiny bit.
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however asking a new member to write a little paragraph, something that should take about a minute, is enough to stop making it worthwhile for the third world labour people.
LOL i can just see the sigs now
"HELP ME IM TRAPPED AT A FACTORY MAKING ME DO THIS< PLEASE LET ME IN OR THEY WILLFIREKILL ME"
If the three of us agree... does the world end?
Not at all. Cain and I agree on most things, and you're the next us. Sort of like our fucked up little bearded love child.
There's always room for improvement! :):sotw:
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Wait.He best-posted himself for cock and repost that was Himeobed several years ago. Time for Froggypance to take out his spleen.
Net best-posted himself?
They should call themselves "Crackers", because Obama, as a reptilian agent, was not birthed, but cracked free of a giant egg, in his home plane of the fourth dimension.
Wait.He best-posted himself for cock and repost that was Himeobed several years ago. Time for Froggypance to take out his spleen.
Net best-posted himself?
Not the point.
You "best posted" yourself. How fucking lame is that?
Not the point.
You "best posted" yourself. How fucking lame is that?
I found it amusing when Slanket the Destroyer did it and I followed suit.
Also, pic is teh win.
that's cause Slanket is Slanket and Net is...not cool enough.
- mix 1 packet of bread yeast with half a spoon of sugar with a cup of lukewarm water (not above body temp! this kills the yeasties)
- put it in a longdrink glass cause it can foam quite high. cover the glass to prevent other organisms from falling in.
- mix 3L (100oz) Apple Juice + 1L (33oz) water + 1Kg (2.2lbs) sugar, heat in a pan till it boils and the sugar dissolves.
- let it cool (with the lid on!! place it in a bath of cold water to speed up the cooling)
- stir in the (now) active yeast. if the yeast's not foaming and smelling like bread and alcohol by now, throw it away, it's dead, use a new package as bread yeast is cheap anyway.
put the stuff in some bottles with a water-lock or whatever contraption you can come up with. anything that allows the CO2 to come out (pressure will get HIGH otherwise and exploding bottles is no fun) but no bacteria and stuff to get in. balloons work (but turn them inside-out! there's talcum powder on the inside of balloons!), but i heard from a friend that using big plastic soda bottles, and screwing open the lid just a tiny bit that you can hear "pssssh" the air slowly escaping creates a perfectly fine pressure lock as well (super easy solution, that).
if you wanna get semi-fancy, fabricate something like this: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=1615.msg438540#msg438540
(you put a dash of water in the bottom loop, so you can see the bubbles escaping, and no bacteria can come in, plus it gives you a good indication of how active it still is).
my music is so experimental that its use on civilians is banned as a war crime.
:lol:
B-AI still considers Waterboarding (with urine) to be music. I tried to explain it to him, but his program has so many errors I don't think I ever got beyond explaining that it wasn't a combination of Waterman and Keyboarding.
I'm not looking for praise, you tools. I'm looking for something of value. Is it here?
Nope, it's a forum
MEESTER CAIN, IT IS TRUTHFUL THAT I AM INDEED FROM KENYA. MY FATHER WAS ONCE PREVIOUSLY MINISTER OF FINANCE THERE BEFORE POLITICAL ENEMIES FORCE MY FAMILY INTO EXILE. MY FATHER HAS LEFT A SIZABLE FORTUNE IN PRIVATE BANK IN COAST PROVINCE AND I NEED YOUR ASSISTENCE IN MOVING THE SUM OF 7 MILION EUROS OUT OF THE COUNTRY BEFORE INTERNAL AUDITS FIND AND HAVE IT SIEZED. PLEASE MEESTER CAIN IF YOU WILL FORWARD TO ME YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER SO THAT I MAY BEGIN PROCEEDINGS OF MOVING THE MONEY TO YOUR CARE. I TRUST YOU WILL OVERSEE FUNDS FOR ME SAFELY UNTIL SUCH TIME AS I MAY BE ABLE TO RECOVER THEM MYSELF. FOR YOUR ASSITANCE I WILL RECEIVE TO YOU THE SUM OF ONE MILLION EUROS UNTRACEABLE INCOME. ALL I NEED TO BEGIN TRANSFER IS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND A CASHIERS CHECK FROM YOU FOR THE SUM OF 5000 EUROS NEEDED TO PAY BANK MANAGER TO ACCESS ACCOUNT WITHOUT REPORTING SUCH ACTIONS TO OUR GOVERNMENT AUDITORS. I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING YOUR REPLY MEESTER CAIN. BEST OF WISHES.
But that means I have to stay awake and alive through this damned class and already I am unimpressed with the goddamn mouth-breather neck-bearded dipshits with unwashed hair who are slowly populating the room around me. Eee. I feel dirty.:lulz:
:rape: :prolapse:
Just checking.
:bsex:
If you say "love" enough times, there no such thing as other people or permission.I am not in the camp of people who seem to give memes a separate sentience.me too
No, you're in the camp of those who shamelessly lift other peoples' content without permission.
He did it to fuel the Good Energy furnaces.
Have we run out of puppies already?
My office and bathroom have that horrible fake-wood paneling from the 70s. It makes a fart sound like a jet fighter backfiring.
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We should do one of those fonzi scheme thingys. heeeeeeey!
THE BEST IMAGE OF ALL TIME (http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19513.3255)
YOU PLEBIAN OFFICE FUCKS, DO NOT TEST ME, I AM PLAYING AT "NICE" WITH YOU, MEEK AND MILD SO YOU ARE NOT SCARED INTO USELESSNESS, IF YOU CANNOT BE CIVIL, IF ALL YOU WILL CONSIDER IS STRENGTH, YOU WILL FIND I HAVE IT IN SPADES, BEHAVE YOURSELVES OR FALL TO ASH BEFORE ME.
Why don't you go vandalize some bibles, you bible-vandalist.
It's a hard Job but someone's got to Deuteronomy it.
You're Ruthless.
:facepsalm:
Well, fuck shit and damn.
The anglerfish’s appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures. The male anglerfish bites into a female’s skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory.
THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6124/anglerfish.jpg)
I am so glad humans don't do that.
We don't?
I thought that was called "marriage".
SHENANIGANICON: THE BOOK OF THE TWATBOG
THE BEST IMAGE OF ALL TIME (http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19513.3255)
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the best way to dump an alcoholic is be like, i'm dumping you, but here's a case of beer.
Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
A: a good start!
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I'm kind of enjoying watching a couple of the new users make arses out of themselves.Who me or the communal you? I've no time, if people are being dicks on the forum it will survive wait until after my exam.
Not lifting a finger this time. They (and you) are on their own.
The communal everyone. No mas. The welcome wagon has come to a stop.
Someone else can clean up the new people piddle. You're too busy with exams, RCH will just kill them and dance around in their skin, Cain will sell them their own bandwidth but otherwise leave them alone.
Heh.
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you can't even read wikipedia on your current ip address? :lulz:
IP banned. :(
I went through every WWII major player's entries, randomly adding the phrase "then he grew a mustache".
I must have caught the admins on a bad day.
But what if I want to wear the red dress, but my husband says it's too indecent?
1. Wear white dress.
2. Dance in husband's blood until dress is red.
3. Tell them you "did it for Johnny". Refuse to say who "Johnny" is.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
"Dear underclass shithole we've decided to grace this year,
We like your town a lot, we like it a real FUCKING LOT. It looks like such fun over there, and we're tickled that you're harassed our email box and anooyed us with yourt insipid photography and catchy comparisons of your urban decay to our finely tuned money - extractor.
We like it all SO MUCH in fact, that we're going to send a whole parade of vicous fuckers in improbable costumes over there. They'll roll in with trailers worth more than most public works projects will ever see, dress in suits that cost more than you plebians make in a year, and double your local gross revenue in the coke we blow before we parade down your rotting excuse for a front street.
Our security people will stomp anyone who decides they love a character so much that they have to hug one, and mace and chav, oik, or cockney who decides to bitch us out for being economically empowered shitheads. In fact, we intend to taser your youth on principle. Our support staff will sigh and roll their eyes at the pitiful product you sell when they need to replenish anything as insignifigant as the bottled water, and pull attitude on everything else. We will use your little hovel, and you'll be lucky if you catch a glimpse of Pete, pluto, and goofy running a train on your prom queen before we roll out.
We're bringing some Disney to your shit, and EVERYONE will be left smiling with extreme prejudice.
PS. This is if we're feeling nice. Otherwise we give the costumes to whatever group of racid carnies we find first and setting them on your hamlet in the name of the Mouse.
Wish upon a star bitches.
-Disney"
yeah good read! By following links, I ended up at this really fascinating series about a prisoner of the Taliban.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/21/world/asia/21hostage.html
^
WOW that was the most exciting thing I've read in MONTHS
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE CITY IS DOOMED?
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GO HIT THE ROAD WITH A HANDFUL OF 'SHROOMS.
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BEAT BACK THE SPIDERS WITH STOLEN HUBCAPS!
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WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE CITY IS DOOMED?
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GO HIT THE ROAD WITH A HANDFUL OF 'SHROOMS.
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BEAT BACK THE SPIDERS WITH STOLEN HUBCAPS!
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WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
WHILE YOU WATCH THE WORLD COLLAPSE!
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You: Oh God I have a cold sore
Stranger: That sucks.
You: :(
You: I have face herpes.
Stranger: Face herpes are gross.
You: It's on the corner of my mouth, so when I open my mouth, so does my dreadful wound.
You: I'm in a constant state of torment
Stranger: You should take some medicine or something.
You: Naw
You: I'm sure I'll be fine
You: It's not like it'll grow larger and larger, eventually overtaking my face
Stranger: You don't know that.
You: until it ruptures open and spawns a new race of abominations
You: Your right, I don't.
You: And that's why I place my faith in Jesus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lawl
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January 2009 - as Hillary Rodham Clinton adjusted her microphone in preparation to deliver opening remarks, the otherwise smooth transition suffered an unexpected interruption as the departing Secretary of State pushed her to the ground and shat on her chest.
Worshipping a god of sarcasm?
Oh yeah, great idea.
you have to claw yourself through the zombie masses first, though.
i heard some of them are even cyborg zombies. They move around in strange carts, their bodies mutated into horrible nameless shapes, the muffled, maddening beating of the drums and thin, monotonous horns of blasphemous music, the crackling tinny voices coming from behind the walls of the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles from mouths that are no mouths.
3. If you were to sort all Gods into five or six categories, what would those categories be? For example: Love, War, Nature, Wealth, Trickery, Sovereign. (function: same as above)
up, down, charm, strange, top, and bottom
Not so much wrath, as boredom.
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Not so much wrath, as boredom.
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Aw, I see it fine. Your permissions are not set to stun.
Aw, I see it fine. Your permissions are not set to stun.
Now I see it. A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.
Aw, I see it fine. Your permissions are not set to stun.
Now I see it. A minute ago, I was getting the "this pic violates our prudish little behinds" image.
I can see its point, with all due consideration.
You made it into the top 10, you can quit spamming the place now :roll:
OMG! SERIOULSY TOP TEN! I'M SOFA KING EXCITED! WOW! WHAT AN HONOR TO BE TOP 10! I FEEL SO HAPPY I COULD TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR CHEST!
400 pounds is nothing. I have seen 600 pound monstrosities that are confined to specially reinforced Rascal Scooters, like Captain Pike crossed with a Zeppelin.
you should post blurry pictures of those to UFO crankpot sites.
Mustache wax is not available to the general public. One day you will be walking down the street and a well dressed older gentleman will approach you and hand you a card that appears to made out of graphite. On it will be an address. It will invariably be for a basement with a heavy rich wooden door, a wrought iron railing, and stone stairs. At the door you will be requested to present the card and your mustache is inspected. Within you will find waxes ranging from the exotic to the everyday with a variety of scents, hand carved miniature grooming devices, and shears forged of Damascus steel.
They will accept no payment other than the card you've been given, and you are expected to take only that which you require. Should you return, you'll find the location boarded up and long abandoned.
guns freak me out.
That's probably a reasonable, measured response to anything that can put glory holes in you.
Did I say glory holes?
Yeah, kinda.
guns freak me out.
hoplophobia can be cured through exposure.
if you're in north TX sometime, ring me up, and we'll have fun with extreme prejudice. I'll even break out the Barrett and Tannerite....
ECH's post-prep pre-lunch-rush breakfast of choice when working:
combine in blender:
1 banana (peeled)
1 raw egg (shell can be discarded, if preferred)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
1/2 cup milk
1 cup decent brandy or rum
blend until smooth, then pour into a 22oz. mug until about 1/2 to 2/3 full.
top mug off with 1/2 can of fruit punch-flavored Nos Energy Drink
stir gently with spoon to mix, then pound it down.
repeat, as you will usually end up with enough to make two mugs.
you won't have to eat for a good 12 hours and you will be totally ready to fistfight a rhino.
DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE! what's that kids? It's the evil van! yaaaaaaaay!
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evil comes in more flavors than ice cream. you want some insidious sneaking evil? oh yeah, they have that, you want brutal systematic by the numbers evil, they have that but its a little bitter. you want some hot burning evil sauce on that? they have that too. they have so many damn flavors, that if you took a little lick of each of them, y'know, the free samples they leave out to tempt you in, you'd be puking for a week. genocide ripple is always a good seller, rapey road sure is popular these days. corporate greed sunday was in for a while, but then they stopped making that one, as well, the bankers ate it all up. peado & nut is quite popular as well.
Don't ask me why.
if you want the low fat option, you could go for a nice spousal abuse & raisin. a nice methamphitime choc chip? crack with a side of aggravated battery? whats that? you want dark unforgivable evil, oh they have plenty of that. its like a cone made of sour ashes of the fallen, and well, fuck me, you do not even want to know what's in the sprinkles.
and the cherry sauce.
my god. the sauce.
there's so many, many flavours its enough to give a man brain freeze, just even thinking about it.
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I refuse to alter my behavior based on the hypothetical stern looks and dissapointed shake of the head from millions of our progeny. They can retroactively damn us if they like, and they will be assholes smug in their perfect hindsight. I'm confident I won't be around to see it.
Dropping everything, life, job, savings and resources into saving a few polar bears would be about as useless as purposely tracking down and killing one so I can produce pictures of my flipping off the high and mighty enlightened future while munching on a polar bear steak.
:potd:Today's Cramulan tongue twister:I did this and my face experienced a hairsplosion!
Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.
say it five times, fast!
I tried to shave off the mustache and two more took its place!
What sorcery is this!?
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This is what I do with my hair when it falls out:
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This is what I do with my hair when it falls out:
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I had no idea it would be so loved.
My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.
socks in bed?!?!yeah wtf?
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I had no idea it would be so loved.
My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.
I CANNOT
believe my kids are spending the night at your house, right now
JUST, PLEASE
make sure they wear clean socks to bed
socks in bed?!?!
socks in bed?!?!
The Floridian does not comment on strategies to maintain warmth in the cold winter months!
The 200-foot telephone cord and safety goggles will especially aid in the enjoyment. :lulz:
Across the street from my Grandparent's place was "the little red school house". It's where I went to pre-school. My dad went there too. When he was attending, everything was in German. When I was going to school there it was all English language. However, half of what was said at my Grandparent's was in German 'till I was 7 or 8 years old.
My Grandfather was a large man. He was very quiet. He laughed at most things. I remember him as sitting near his garden or somewhere usually outdoors, silently watching. Overall he was a very quiet person. He was a large presence, but didn't say much. When he did, I listened.
My Grandmother was a very strong willed and outspoken person. She was very political. She made A LOT of food. What she cooked, I ate. She scolded me when necessary and gave me a nickname no one but she ever used.
My Grandfather fought in World War Two. He was awarded a case full of medals, but to the end of his life he never spoke a word about his experience as a soldier, to anyone, that I'm aware of.
However, something curious, at least, did happen.
When I was ten years old a man arrived, who was expected, with his wife. They had travelled quite a distance by motor home to come to my Grandparent's house. I understood right away that this man and my Grandfather knew each other from "the war".
My Grandmother cooked a bunch of food, other family members brought more. Everyone was there to meet these two people. We ate. The ham. The raw beef with onions and crackers. Herring and bread. Pickles. Potatoes, hot, German style with vinegar.
Then my Grandfather and the man stood together at the end of the covered table in the basement, addressing us all. For the first time ever, I saw my Grandfather, this titan of a man, stumble with words and cry.
In 1944, my Grandfather was a part of a large "allied" force which had surrounded a building occupied by 64 German troops. The building was scheduled for airstrike preceeded by allied withdrawal from standoff. Understanding that there were trapped men inside, my Grandfather insisted that he have a chance at negotiation with the enemy combatants. Entering the building, he explained, in German, that the men could surrender now or the building itself would be destroyed, with essentially no probability of survivors. After a period of 45 minutes, my Grandfather emerged with a scattered collection of four German platoons giving themselves up as P.O.W's.
This man who came to visit was one of those men. He had reconnected with his wife after both of them spent 1-2 years in American concentration camps following the war. They had children, and grandchildren. They were German citizens, who, because of circumstance, became Americans.
When my Grandfather passed away, my Aunt and I contacted the couple who had come to visit, to let them know what had happened. That man had died three months prior. Back and forth, with the woman, we spoke about things quite a bit. She was an old woman, who had lost her husband, and had stories about her children and grandchildren to tell me.
I do wish sometimes there's an easier re-direct to the original thread, though. But Cainad, you're right, because I often miss a lot of the good stuff.
I do wish sometimes there's an easier re-direct to the original thread, though. But Cainad, you're right, because I often miss a lot of the good stuff.
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No mention regarding the size of his moustache, though.
That's no accident.
Would the stache allow him to start an avalanche like that?
No, he would have started AN AVALANCHE OF SEXTORQUE™.
It's art when it has an extra layer of meaning, somewhat.
It's art when the people you're trolling go all caps & no punctuation.
It's good art when you get death threats.
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I had no idea it would be so loved.
My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.
Remington's Christmas gift to me:
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I had no idea it would be so loved.
My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.
I... Just... What?
It can ALWAYS get worse, and any given date CAN and just MIGHT be weirder than you imagine or even CAN imagine. Sometimes it's a good weird, and you get some dirtyfun in, and sometimes it's just creepy fat wet willie weird, and you kinda wish you'd brought a gun.
Fuck accuracy, I want results?:lol:
I should go into designing terrorist detectors.
False positives look better than no positives.
I am using that.
"A False Positive is Better Than No Positive at All."
GOD you guys can't we have ONE SINGLE lighthearted, fun Hitler thread without it turning all serious?
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?:potd:
:potd:One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?:potd:
Now go away.
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?:potd:
Now go away.
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?:potd:
Now go away.
Woot! See ya!
I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!!
Did I mention that I have a my own cock fetish? I can't get an erection without it.
This strikes me as the perfect metaphor for why 1 is a prime number.
Off to the interview...via bus.
This is going to be exciting.