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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 07, 2008, 12:52:41 pm

Title: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 07, 2008, 12:52:41 pm
I hate the city. 

I hate the way it smells...Except at lunch time, when in one downtown block, you can smell Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Mongolian, and Japanese food, all at once.

I hate the way it looks...Except when some tri-racial girl walks by and knocks my socks off. 

I hate the way it sounds...Except when I pass by a young couple busking, doing a very reasonable Simon and Garfunckel.

I hate the way it tastes...Except that I can finally get a decent cup of coffee.

I hate the way it feels...except the feeling of the wind between my legs as I piss off the top of the courthouse building, onto the multi-level employee parking 6 floors beneath.

It's the little things, you see.  It's the little things that remind you for just a moment that all these monkeys surrounding you are actually people, and that they are all - at least in my city - different, and that difference is all that makes life worth living.  It also explains why the townload of Klansmen and bigots I recently escaped should be given the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment, as soon as God gets off his 2000+ year coffee break.

Yes, the sorry truth is that I love The City, and I will never leave it again.

And if you tell anyone I said that, I'll call you a liar, and I'll shit into the window of your car...Unless Coffee Bean steals it first.  He's a criminal, and I wouldn't put it past him.

Or kill me.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: Cramulus on April 07, 2008, 01:40:24 pm
It's nice to know that on some days,
you are a benevolent rain god
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: Shaman Yacatismic on April 07, 2008, 08:02:51 pm
Mmmmmm.....the smell of Mexihinongocalianese. Is there nothing better?
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: Golden Applesauce on April 07, 2008, 08:20:14 pm
ATTN WOMP:

We need a picture of a tri-racial girl knocking TGRR out of his socks.



It's good to know that you aren't leaving the city - we all feel much safer now.


GA,
knows you can hurt me without leaving your room.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2008, 09:55:39 pm
I'm tri-racial, but I ain't no girl, baby. I'm a WOMAN.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 07, 2008, 11:30:12 pm
Needs moar vitriol  :|
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: Jasper on April 07, 2008, 11:33:05 pm
It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 07, 2008, 11:38:20 pm
Probably but it wouldn't hurt to add a little moar, just to be on the safe side.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2008, 03:16:01 am
It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?

If TGRR actually pisses vitriol, then I will never, ever doubt anything he says ever again, even as a joke.



Because vitriol is, technically, sulphuric acid.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2008, 03:47:39 am
Needs moar vitriol  :|

I'm sure that will come, as my immune system starts to reject the monkeys.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2008, 03:48:30 am
It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?

If TGRR actually pisses vitriol, then I will never, ever doubt anything he says ever again, even as a joke.



Because vitriol is, technically, sulphuric acid.

As much as I am ashamed to admit it, no acid.  Turbo-herpes and mutant syphilis maybe, bit not acid.

Yet.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2008, 03:48:50 am
I'm tri-racial, but I ain't no girl, baby. I'm a WOMAN.

Not to an old fucker like me.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2008, 03:49:07 am
ATTN WOMP:

We need a picture of a tri-racial girl knocking TGRR out of his socks.



It's good to know that you aren't leaving the city - we all feel much safer now.


GA,
knows you can hurt me without leaving your room.

We shall see, we shall see.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2008, 03:49:40 am
It's nice to know that on some days,
you are a benevolent rain god

Yeah, but you should hear them piss and moan when I bring up the whole sacrifice thing.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 08, 2008, 03:50:22 am
It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?

If TGRR actually pisses vitriol, then I will never, ever doubt anything he says ever again, even as a joke.



Because vitriol is, technically, sulphuric acid.

As much as I am ashamed to admit it, no acid.  Turbo-herpes and mutant syphilis maybe, bit not acid.

Yet.

We shall be patient, then.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, MSY27: Just a quick word at 4:30AM
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 08, 2008, 05:30:12 pm
Needs moar vitriol  :|

I'm sure that will come, as my immune system starts to reject the monkeys.
Hold on.

How did monkeys get into your bloodstream? Did I miss something?