Principia Discordia
Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 07, 2008, 12:52:41 pm
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I hate the city.
I hate the way it smells...Except at lunch time, when in one downtown block, you can smell Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Mongolian, and Japanese food, all at once.
I hate the way it looks...Except when some tri-racial girl walks by and knocks my socks off.
I hate the way it sounds...Except when I pass by a young couple busking, doing a very reasonable Simon and Garfunckel.
I hate the way it tastes...Except that I can finally get a decent cup of coffee.
I hate the way it feels...except the feeling of the wind between my legs as I piss off the top of the courthouse building, onto the multi-level employee parking 6 floors beneath.
It's the little things, you see. It's the little things that remind you for just a moment that all these monkeys surrounding you are actually people, and that they are all - at least in my city - different, and that difference is all that makes life worth living. It also explains why the townload of Klansmen and bigots I recently escaped should be given the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment, as soon as God gets off his 2000+ year coffee break.
Yes, the sorry truth is that I love The City, and I will never leave it again.
And if you tell anyone I said that, I'll call you a liar, and I'll shit into the window of your car...Unless Coffee Bean steals it first. He's a criminal, and I wouldn't put it past him.
Or kill me.
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It's nice to know that on some days,
you are a benevolent rain god
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Mmmmmm.....the smell of Mexihinongocalianese. Is there nothing better?
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ATTN WOMP:
We need a picture of a tri-racial girl knocking TGRR out of his socks.
It's good to know that you aren't leaving the city - we all feel much safer now.
GA,
knows you can hurt me without leaving your room.
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I'm tri-racial, but I ain't no girl, baby. I'm a WOMAN.
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Needs moar vitriol :|
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It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?
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Probably but it wouldn't hurt to add a little moar, just to be on the safe side.
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It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?
If TGRR actually pisses vitriol, then I will never, ever doubt anything he says ever again, even as a joke.
Because vitriol is, technically, sulphuric acid.
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Needs moar vitriol :|
I'm sure that will come, as my immune system starts to reject the monkeys.
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It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?
If TGRR actually pisses vitriol, then I will never, ever doubt anything he says ever again, even as a joke.
Because vitriol is, technically, sulphuric acid.
As much as I am ashamed to admit it, no acid. Turbo-herpes and mutant syphilis maybe, bit not acid.
Yet.
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I'm tri-racial, but I ain't no girl, baby. I'm a WOMAN.
Not to an old fucker like me.
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ATTN WOMP:
We need a picture of a tri-racial girl knocking TGRR out of his socks.
It's good to know that you aren't leaving the city - we all feel much safer now.
GA,
knows you can hurt me without leaving your room.
We shall see, we shall see.
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It's nice to know that on some days,
you are a benevolent rain god
Yeah, but you should hear them piss and moan when I bring up the whole sacrifice thing.
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It has him peeing on stuff, that's vitriol right?
If TGRR actually pisses vitriol, then I will never, ever doubt anything he says ever again, even as a joke.
Because vitriol is, technically, sulphuric acid.
As much as I am ashamed to admit it, no acid. Turbo-herpes and mutant syphilis maybe, bit not acid.
Yet.
We shall be patient, then.
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Needs moar vitriol :|
I'm sure that will come, as my immune system starts to reject the monkeys.
Hold on.
How did monkeys get into your bloodstream? Did I miss something?