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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: indigoblade on January 11, 2009, 09:31:05 pm

Title: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 11, 2009, 09:31:05 pm
This is a bsing page. Write why you are the only true discordian and why you think we should care. Fails will be critisized and roont and the better the smarteleckness and obscurity of quotes from discordian writings will either be praised or not depending upon the obscurity. Be creative and have fun with this BSing session, or not, it's not like I really care.

P.S. I am the only real discordian because I say so, so there  :wink::p.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 11, 2009, 09:36:31 pm
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Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 11, 2009, 09:52:01 pm
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:lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 11, 2009, 09:53:53 pm
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Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: bds on January 11, 2009, 09:57:07 pm
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Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 11, 2009, 10:04:55 pm
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I'm not trolling, I'm being a smartass. I just want to see who can comew up with the funniest answer. So come on with the creativity and smartassiness and lets make fun of these types of people, or not.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 11, 2009, 10:12:10 pm
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Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: bds on January 11, 2009, 10:24:05 pm
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I'm not trolling, I'm being a smartass. I just want to see who can comew up with the funniest answer. So come on with the creativity and smartassiness and lets make fun of these types of people, or not.

Listen, kid.

Actually, don't. I have nothing to say.
I don't care who's a really real discordian. I don't care who's a discordian.

Also, Payne's posts are  :lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Pariah on January 11, 2009, 10:24:20 pm

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.


That came froma thread call ATTENTION N00bs You might wanna read this.

Maybe you should've take this piece of advice
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 11, 2009, 11:18:02 pm

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.


That came froma thread call ATTENTION N00bs You might wanna read this.

Maybe you should've take this piece of advice

Damn, guess this was doa, K, kill the thread then. So we can't even joke about this? That was the whole point, but if it is in bad taste then I understand. I just wanted some laughs, sorry for the fuck up.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 11, 2009, 11:20:54 pm
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Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Kai on January 11, 2009, 11:44:18 pm

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.


That came froma thread call ATTENTION N00bs You might wanna read this.

Maybe you should've take this piece of advice

Damn, guess this was doa, K, kill the thread then. So we can't even joke about this? That was the whole point, but if it is in bad taste then I understand. I just wanted some laughs, sorry for the fuck up.

Too late  :lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 11, 2009, 11:49:49 pm

5.  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus, DO NOT use the terms "real discordians", "true discordians", etc.  The Good Reverend doesn't care what happens to YOU, but he's sick of washing blood off the walls.


That came froma thread call ATTENTION N00bs You might wanna read this.

Maybe you should've take this piece of advice

Damn, guess this was doa, K, kill the thread then. So we can't even joke about this? That was the whole point, but if it is in bad taste then I understand. I just wanted some laughs, sorry for the fuck up.

Too late  :lulz:
Really, tell me about it. I hate bein' a newb!
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 11, 2009, 11:51:46 pm
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Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 11, 2009, 11:53:24 pm
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:lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 11, 2009, 11:54:17 pm
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Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 12:47:55 am
I hereby rename this post put up pictures of tards to make fun of my fuck up thread part one.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 12, 2009, 12:59:20 am
indigoblade. That your career on PD has come to this will, I am sure, have come as a surprise to many, not least your erstwhile smug and, as it turns out, disastrously complacent self. However, to those with a more rounded experience of your methods and morality, both the beneficiaries and the victims of your self-righteous and self-appointed crusading, it will remain a source of bed-wetting astonishment that it has taken so long for the hive mind to bring themselves to bear upon your arrogant and devious person.

You are, in the well-chosen words of our resident hate-shitters in describing your ilk, an unreconstructed wanker. To that one might add that you have infinitely more to say for yourself than your knowledge or experience could possibly justify, and that I have seldom found myself passing judgement on someone so evidently lacking the benefits of a damn good kicking.

You have thrust upon us your ill-informed, half-baked, out-dated and, frankly, paranoid theories for a tiresome number of posts now, and the wonder of it is that anyone continued to listen long enough for you to persist with the behaviour that has ultimately led to your downfall. I would remind you, indigoblade, that paranoia is often merely the flipside of egotism: both deludedly imagine the world to revolve around oneself.

While your n00bish exploits have occasionally enjoyed vindication in the past, it should be evident to anyone remotely cognisant with the facts that your roles in certain notorious events have been grossly exaggerated by both posterity - which is often inexplicably kind to the self-aggrandising - and by your own indulgently biased accounts. No doubt you like to depict yourself as a thorn in the flesh of the establishment, but closer to the truth would be to say that you are merely an irritant, and that the subsequent rashes are far more the result of your unwanted presence than of any defect on the part of those you choose to infect.

In the case of someone so self-absorbed, it is perhaps plausible that certain developments may have escaped your notice; to wit, the inexorable evolution of this forums posts and the irrefutable testimony of the hive mind, which states, if you would take note, you are not welcome any more. Once upon a time, you found and to your credit exposed corruption and conspiracy among those of whom we expected better. Your problem, it strikes me, was that you did not know what to be about next. You have continued to seek out such nefariousness, but where you have not found it you have instead imagined it - and more insidiously, implied it. If I were you, I might wish to consider whether a man who finds corruption in every place he looks might perhaps be seeing the reflection of what lies within himself.

In the instance that has brought you before me, you arrogantly pitted yourself against an organisation far more august and enduring than the windmills at which you had tilted before; and though you were but a mosquito attacking an elephant, it cannot be ignored that this mosquito wished the elephant harm, and its bite may have done so had it not been swatted.

In short, indigoblade, there is no place for you here in the future. This is a new Discordia, a new forum, with new standards and a new morality. I must not allow it or its institutions - nascent and ancient alike - to be disparaged and prejudiced by the diseased mind of a wee shite like you. For this reason, I order that you be taken from this board, henceforth to a place of confinement, there to dwell in perpetual fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Pariah on January 12, 2009, 01:07:26 am
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o298/adamh01/retard.jpg)

Teheheheheh
Where do you find this stuff.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 12, 2009, 01:22:34 am
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o298/adamh01/retard.jpg)

Teheheheheh
Where do you find this stuff.

My Google-Image-Fu was forged in the WOMP secret bunker that houses our high tech research and development department.

It was honed on Internet Safaris and Trolls and Epic WOMP Projects.

It is tempered by the WRATH.

It is whetted only by the tears of the unjust, the unrighteous or the down right unfunny bastards of this world.

And it's coming to a thread near YUO.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 12, 2009, 01:26:01 am
:mittens:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 01:28:35 am
indigoblade. That your career on PD has come to this will, I am sure, have come as a surprise to many, not least your erstwhile smug and, as it turns out, disastrously complacent self. However, to those with a more rounded experience of your methods and morality, both the beneficiaries and the victims of your self-righteous and self-appointed crusading, it will remain a source of bed-wetting astonishment that it has taken so long for the hive mind to bring themselves to bear upon your arrogant and devious person.

You are, in the well-chosen words of our resident hate-shitters in describing your ilk, an unreconstructed wanker. To that one might add that you have infinitely more to say for yourself than your knowledge or experience could possibly justify, and that I have seldom found myself passing judgement on someone so evidently lacking the benefits of a damn good kicking.

You have thrust upon us your ill-informed, half-baked, out-dated and, frankly, paranoid theories for a tiresome number of posts now, and the wonder of it is that anyone continued to listen long enough for you to persist with the behaviour that has ultimately led to your downfall. I would remind you, indigoblade, that paranoia is often merely the flipside of egotism: both deludedly imagine the world to revolve around oneself.

While your n00bish exploits have occasionally enjoyed vindication in the past, it should be evident to anyone remotely cognisant with the facts that your roles in certain notorious events have been grossly exaggerated by both posterity - which is often inexplicably kind to the self-aggrandising - and by your own indulgently biased accounts. No doubt you like to depict yourself as a thorn in the flesh of the establishment, but closer to the truth would be to say that you are merely an irritant, and that the subsequent rashes are far more the result of your unwanted presence than of any defect on the part of those you choose to infect.

In the case of someone so self-absorbed, it is perhaps plausible that certain developments may have escaped your notice; to wit, the inexorable evolution of this forums posts and the irrefutable testimony of the hive mind, which states, if you would take note, you are not welcome any more. Once upon a time, you found and to your credit exposed corruption and conspiracy among those of whom we expected better. Your problem, it strikes me, was that you did not know what to be about next. You have continued to seek out such nefariousness, but where you have not found it you have instead imagined it - and more insidiously, implied it. If I were you, I might wish to consider whether a man who finds corruption in every place he looks might perhaps be seeing the reflection of what lies within himself.

In the instance that has brought you before me, you arrogantly pitted yourself against an organisation far more august and enduring than the windmills at which you had tilted before; and though you were but a mosquito attacking an elephant, it cannot be ignored that this mosquito wished the elephant harm, and its bite may have done so had it not been swatted.

In short, indigoblade, there is no place for you here in the future. This is a new Discordia, a new forum, with new standards and a new morality. I must not allow it or its institutions - nascent and ancient alike - to be disparaged and prejudiced by the diseased mind of a wee shite like you. For this reason, I order that you be taken from this board, henceforth to a place of confinement, there to dwell in perpetual fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.
Laughs with great mirth. And you really think you know me so well. You fucktard. the whole point of this thread was to make up silly jokes about why you're such a great discordian. It was supposed to be utter bs and smarteleck bsing for the fun of it. I find that while you can conjugate so well, you definately lasck forsight and intelect. I asm schizotypal with bipolar tendencies. and while you may think yer shit doesn't stink I will point oput that what you are doing here is exactly what you are bitching about in the first place. If you didn't understand the rules of this thread then you shoulda said something. And one last thing you rotten ass of a hole, I find it highly fucked up that you would post pictures of people born with disabilities they have no control over to make fun of people. You are highly biased and too fucked up to understand that YOU TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY!

Now kindly fuck off and have a nice day!

I said have a nice day! :argh!:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 12, 2009, 01:33:06 am
I asm schizotypal with bipolar tendencies.

And just what the fuck has that got to do with anything?
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 12, 2009, 01:34:04 am
Also, lol.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 12, 2009, 01:36:22 am
Laughs with great mirth. And you really think you know me so well. You fucktard.

Actually, no. That's copypasta. All I did was change [INSERT NAME HERE] to indigoblade. I don't claim to know you at all. I'm not really sure I want to.

the whole point of this thread was to make up silly jokes about why you're such a great discordian. It was supposed to be utter bs and smarteleck bsing for the fun of it.

I was joking. I'd say I'm sorry that you don't get the humour on this board, but I won't. Either you do or you don't. Nothing for me to feel bad about.

I find that while you can conjugate so well, you definately lasck forsight and intelect. I asm schizotypal with bipolar tendencies. and while you may think yer shit doesn't stink I will point oput that what you are doing here is exactly what you are bitching about in the first place.

Again, copypasta. What a coincidence! I'm Schizotypal with bipolar tendancies too! We should totally hook up man!

If you didn't understand the rules of this thread then you shoulda said something.

Rules? For a Discordian thread? How outlandish!

And one last thing you rotten ass of a hole, I find it highly fucked up that you would post pictures of people born with disabilities they have no control over to make fun of people. You are highly biased and too fucked up to understand that YOU TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY!

Oh, I can't know your ineffable nature, but you can know mine. Go and choke on your ramen.

Now kindly fuck off and have a nice day!

I said have a nice day! :argh!:

Thank you! Come again!
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 01:36:46 am
I asm schizotypal with bipolar tendencies.

And just what the fuck has that got to do with anything?
http://www.articlesbase.com/mental-health-articles/identifying-schizotypal-personality-disorder-626586.html this may explain. Idk, i won't apologize though.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 01:39:22 am
Laughs with great mirth. And you really think you know me so well. You fucktard.

Actually, no. That's copypasta. All I did was change [INSERT NAME HERE] to indigoblade. I don't claim to know you at all. I'm not really sure I want to.

the whole point of this thread was to make up silly jokes about why you're such a great discordian. It was supposed to be utter bs and smarteleck bsing for the fun of it.

I was joking. I'd say I'm sorry that you don't get the humour on this board, but I won't. Either you do or you don't. Nothing for me to feel bad about.

I find that while you can conjugate so well, you definately lasck forsight and intelect. I asm schizotypal with bipolar tendencies. and while you may think yer shit doesn't stink I will point oput that what you are doing here is exactly what you are bitching about in the first place.

Again, copypasta. What a coincidence! I'm Schizotypal with bipolar tendancies too! We should totally hook up man!

If you didn't understand the rules of this thread then you shoulda said something.

Rules? For a Discordian thread? How outlandish!

And one last thing you rotten ass of a hole, I find it highly fucked up that you would post pictures of people born with disabilities they have no control over to make fun of people. You are highly biased and too fucked up to understand that YOU TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY!

Oh, I can't know your ineffable nature, but you can know mine. Go and choke on your ramen.

Now kindly fuck off and have a nice day!

I said have a nice day! :argh!:

Thank you! Come again!

Walks away feeling tilted, shakes his head and laughs at himself as he finaly gets he was being fragged. DAMN YOU PAYNE! :argh!:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 12, 2009, 01:41:22 am
Walks away feeling tilted, shakes his head and laughs at himself as he finaly gets he was being fragged. DAMN YOU PAYNE! :argh!:

Don't let the door kick you in the ass on the way out, wankstain.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 12, 2009, 01:41:31 am
I asm schizotypal with bipolar tendencies.

And just what the fuck has that got to do with anything?
http://www.articlesbase.com/mental-health-articles/identifying-schizotypal-personality-disorder-626586.html this may explain. Idk, i won't apologize though.

That page doesn't explain what schizotypal personality disorder has to do with this thread. Please elaborate.

There was a guy here a while ago who used his Asperger's as an excuse to act like a complete 'tard. Is this something like that?
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2009, 01:45:36 am
This thread is  :lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 01:51:06 am
I asm schizotypal with bipolar tendencies.

And just what the fuck has that got to do with anything?
http://www.articlesbase.com/mental-health-articles/identifying-schizotypal-personality-disorder-626586.html this may explain. Idk, i won't apologize though.

That page doesn't explain what schizotypal personality disorder has to do with this thread. Please elaborate.

There was a guy here a while ago who used his Asperger's as an excuse to act like a complete 'tard. Is this something like that?

    Basicly it has to do with why I am weirding out. I am not used to social stuff. I guess i figured it would explain to you why I am having such a hard time connecting to some people, then payne there blows my mind wide open and makes me feel like a nOOble. I don't understand why I got so deffencive. It just happens, don't worry though, this fucxktard got thearapy and pills coming here soon so my posts'll get better. I am also taking writing lessons here soon so my grammer will improve too. Please continue to point out when I act like a jackass, it actualy helps.

P.S. I said good day sir! :argh!: :lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: CynicalCichilid on January 12, 2009, 02:14:25 am
The indigoblade self-reference counter:

In your last post, you referred to yourself 15 times.

Well done, you are a winner! Please take anything off the top shelf as your prize.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Pariah on January 12, 2009, 02:38:16 am
and makes me feel like a nOOble.
You have 76 posts.
...
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 12, 2009, 02:51:25 am
Quote from: CynicalCichilid and Obecalp
We're new, but we're flaming another new guy in an attempt to seem like we're one of the incrowd.

Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a star or a smiley face sticker.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: CynicalCichilid on January 12, 2009, 02:58:39 am
Quote from: CynicalCichilid and Obecalp
We're new, but we're flaming another new guy in an attempt to seem like we're one of the incrowd.

Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a star or a smiley face sticker.

When the time comes, I'll take the star.  :)
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indifferent betty on January 12, 2009, 03:12:20 am
Quote from: CynicalCichilid and Obecalp
We're new, but we're flaming another new guy in an attempt to seem like we're one of the incrowd.

Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a star or a smiley face sticker.

flame me next!! i'm worth double points!!!
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 12, 2009, 03:18:38 am
Quote from: CynicalCichilid and Obecalp
We're new, but we're flaming another new guy in an attempt to seem like we're one of the incrowd.

Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a star or a smiley face sticker.

flame me next!! i'm worth double points!!!

No, you aren't.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indifferent betty on January 12, 2009, 03:22:22 am
Quote from: CynicalCichilid and Obecalp
We're new, but we're flaming another new guy in an attempt to seem like we're one of the incrowd.

Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a star or a smiley face sticker.

flame me next!! i'm worth double points!!!

No, you aren't.
awwwwwwwwwww.

Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 12, 2009, 03:23:51 am
Quote from: CynicalCichilid and Obecalp
We're new, but we're flaming another new guy in an attempt to seem like we're one of the incrowd.

Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a star or a smiley face sticker.

flame me next!! i'm worth double points!!!

No, you aren't.
awwwwwwwwwww.



Got to tell the truth man. It's a weakness of mine.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indifferent betty on January 12, 2009, 03:24:36 am
Quote from: CynicalCichilid and Obecalp
We're new, but we're flaming another new guy in an attempt to seem like we're one of the incrowd.

Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a star or a smiley face sticker.

flame me next!! i'm worth double points!!!

No, you aren't.
awwwwwwwwwww.



Got to tell the truth man. It's a weakness of mine.
you liar. :P
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on January 12, 2009, 03:47:13 am
I am not used to social stuff.

laaaaail
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Pariah on January 12, 2009, 05:01:29 am
Quote from: CynicalCichilid and Obecalp
We're new, but we're flaming another new guy in an attempt to seem like we're one of the incrowd.

Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a star or a smiley face sticker.

Oh I know Im a noobie
And I do make some stupid mistakes
But nothing of this magnitude.

Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 05:33:46 am
Puts on his sun block and tans in the rays given off by all of the flames. Enjoying the warmth and light he pops open another beer and waits for the fire to get brighter 8).

Fire fire raising higher,
making music like a choir!
 :evil:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: CynicalCichilid on January 12, 2009, 05:49:23 am
Oh I know Im a noobie
And I do make some stupid mistakes
But nothing of this magnitude.

I did stare at the preview for a good ten minutes or so before posting it. However, the nice text formatting won me over. The ten minutes of staring at the preview without canceling makes the flames in return seem totally justified.

Silly, silly little me.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: bds on January 12, 2009, 12:51:56 pm
Puts on his sun block and tans in the rays given off by all of the flames. Enjoying the warmth and light he pops open another beer and waits for the fire to get brighter 8).

Fire fire raising higher,
making music like a choir!
 :evil:

Please continue to point out when I act like a jackass, it actualy helps.

You're acting like a jackass.

This thread is  :lulz:

Seconded. :lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Raphaella on January 12, 2009, 01:55:24 pm
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Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2009, 02:02:51 pm
indigoblade, your first mistake was mistaking Or Kill Me for Apple Talk.  This is a subforum for rants, sermons, elucidations, not stupid questions. 
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 04:16:52 pm
indigoblade, your first mistake was mistaking Or Kill Me for Apple Talk.  This is a subforum for rants, sermons, elucidations, not stupid questions. 
     Damn, could somebody move this to apple talk then.

(http://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q363/RaphaellaVonMercer/Aspergerdance.gif)
:lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Cain on January 12, 2009, 04:24:22 pm
With your permission, I'll move this to Principia Discussion instead.  Its at least nominally Discordian in topic and I feel it may fit in better there.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 04:27:50 pm
With your permission, I'll move this to Principia Discussion instead.  Its at least nominally Discordian in topic and I feel it may fit in better there.
Thanx cain. That'll work fer me.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Cain on January 12, 2009, 04:29:56 pm
And...moved.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 12, 2009, 04:32:01 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 04:32:41 pm
Thanx again. Now how to get the momentum of this thread to continue.....
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: LMNO on January 12, 2009, 04:33:49 pm
Encourage a threadjack.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 12, 2009, 04:34:10 pm
You let it DIE, indigoblade.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 04:42:50 pm
You let it DIE, indigoblade.
Eh, I'll bring it back to life later.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 12, 2009, 04:43:59 pm
(http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/4165/48260/f/263205-Skulls-0.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2009, 05:36:31 pm
This is a bsing page. Write why you are the only true discordian and why you think we should care. Fails will be critisized and roont and the better the smarteleckness and obscurity of quotes from discordian writings will either be praised or not depending upon the obscurity. Be creative and have fun with this BSing session, or not, it's not like I really care.

P.S. I am the only real discordian because I say so, so there  :wink::p.

I'm the only true discordian in my house, does that count?

Actually, upon further consideration, I think Squeek may be the actual true Discordian. 
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: LMNO on January 12, 2009, 05:41:09 pm
I'm allowed far more fexibility and wiggle room by being a fake Discordian.




























Yes, yes....   :lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2009, 05:46:53 pm
But that's only after you use your safe word, right? 
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 12, 2009, 06:07:43 pm
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: bds on January 12, 2009, 07:05:15 pm
 :lulz:

Uh, to be honest, I think we'd all prefer it if you just let this fread die, no offence.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 07:08:06 pm
:lulz:

Uh, to be honest, I think we'd all prefer it if you just let this fread die, no offence.
None taken. It's dead Jim.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: LMNO on January 12, 2009, 07:11:14 pm
Now comes the inevitable subsequent posts agreeing that the thread will die, while each posts lets the thread live just a little bit longer.



A forum of masochists are we.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2009, 07:11:52 pm
Actuall, sombunall of us might not agree with that sentiment Mr. Alphapance. 
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: LMNO on January 12, 2009, 07:12:43 pm
Sadly, it is the only Absolute Truth.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2009, 07:13:42 pm
Well duh, that's because I'm a Really Real.  We don't dick around. 
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Hoopla! on January 12, 2009, 08:05:18 pm
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!
                                \
(http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/weird-and-gifted-asian.jpg)

Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: indigoblade on January 12, 2009, 09:31:01 pm
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!
                                \
(http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/weird-and-gifted-asian.jpg)


:lulz: WTF did you get that?, thats great!
Title: no one has a fucking clue do they
Post by: the last yatto on January 12, 2009, 09:57:51 pm

writes a pention that real discordians are those that stick apart go outside
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Hoopla! on January 13, 2009, 12:09:20 am
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!
                                \
(http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/weird-and-gifted-asian.jpg)


:lulz: WTF did you get that?, thats great!

The gods of google.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on January 13, 2009, 12:12:16 am
I had that in my personal WOMP archive for ages.

I don't think I ever intended to use it for anything. I just thought it was funny.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Hoopla! on January 13, 2009, 12:12:46 am
I concur.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Bu☆ns on April 18, 2009, 05:30:42 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Ezmartini/retard.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Payne on April 18, 2009, 05:58:53 pm
Ah.... indigoblade. How I miss him.

I love that copy and paste rant-insult thing too.

Thanks for the memories Burns.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Alethias on April 19, 2009, 12:04:32 am
I'm not really a real discordian.

or not.      (http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/images/smilies/wackit.gif)

Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Sabre-Cat on April 20, 2009, 08:52:23 pm
I don't know. You should ask me. Oh, wait, yes, that's what you were doing. Sorry.

I'm afraid I'm not, but I am, in fact, a lunatic-shaped presence on the internet, who is frequently posting strange things about the colour cyan.
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Hoopla! on April 20, 2009, 10:16:43 pm
What about cyan?
Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: AFK on April 21, 2009, 12:46:22 am
I'm cyan thanks to this thread. 

Title: Re: Do you think you are a really real discordian, and why should I care?
Post by: Enigma on April 25, 2009, 11:09:47 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Ezmartini/retard.jpg)

 :spittake: